In Xenu's Name! WTF???

This all smells like a bunch of bull, so take it with a grain of salt!
It seems Katie Holmes just isn’t herself lately. She’s been spotted out in publicly looking down, pale, slimmer than Victoria Beckahm, and noticeably without baby Suri.
What could be the problem?
Well, Star magazine is claiming to know the cause, and all signs point to Tom Cruise.
Reports are that Katie is starting to “crack” under the strain of being with Tom. She’s only cracking now???
Sources say that she’s been having frequent dizzy spells and such strong headaches that she’ll often see black spots. During a recent trip to Joan’s on Third, one onlooker said, “She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door.” And once outside, a dazed and unsteady Holmes had to lean against the door for support until her bodyguard arrived to guide her into the car.
Another problem: It seems her weight might be affecting her health as well. According to sources, Katie feels so pressured to be slim, she’s become obsessive about dieting.
Not to mention that Tom’s oddly high energy may be hard for Katie to keep up with. An insider says “Katie doesn’t get enough sleep, and hasn’t for months now. She’s tired and drained much of the day because Tom is so wired, and they stay awake until after midnight. He has boundless energy, and she just can’t compete.”
Sleep is so important, as Heath Ledger’s death reminded us!
And adding to the whole mess, a source says Tom has a ‘You can be with me, but don’t ask about it rule’. Meaning Tom will go off for days at a time and leave Katie behind with the baby and to take over the design of their posh, $35 million Beverly Hills mansion. The source adds, “To him, the home is a status symbol, so it’s on Katie’s shoulders to pull off something beyond magnificent, something Tom can brag about. She’s giving herself headaches thinking about it and making herself sick.”
What type of a person would marry someone with a ‘Don’t Ask’ policy? We’re guessing John Travolta might have the same policy in place.
Poor Katie, go get help! Join the former Scientologists who have left the cult. They can probably help you!