She Just Won't Shut Up

Denise Richards is such an attention whore.

Denise sat down with TV Guide for their new issue and, no surprise, paints a douchebaggy pic of Charlie Sheen.

She also goes on to stand by her account of the whole Richie Sambora/Heather Locklear affair (which we totally think she’s lying about).

Denise says it’s on: “The gloves are off,” she says, “When I keep my mouth shut, [Charlie] continues to fuel [the feud] anyway, so I’m not gonna sit back anymore.”

But what about your kids??? This can’t be good for them!!!!

Denise implies that ex-husband Sheen is an effed up/warped dad: “They (Sheen/Richards’ daughters Sam and Lola) were told they were going to be flower girls (at Charlie’s recent wedding). But then Charlie changed his mind. Actually, Charlie and Brooke got the girls little necklaces for the wedding, but when they came home I was told by the nanny they had to give them back.” Denise continues, “I said, ‘But aren’t they a gift?’ The nanny said, ‘They are, but they can only wear them at his house.’ I said, ‘Have him call his lawyer then, ’cause I’m not gonna tell a 3- and 4-year-old, ‘You have to give back the necklaces Daddy gave you and only wear them at Daddy’s house.’ [pause] Now, I know this sounds f—ing crazy ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ and it is. But this is what I deal with.”

Regarding the public perception that she’s a husband-stealer: “The timeline was that Charlie and I ended, then my friendship with Heather [Locklear] ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ which wasn’t a long friendship ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ ended, then she filed for divorce, and then Richie [Sambora] and I got together after that├óΓé¼┬ªBut I knew that in the public’s eye ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ because Heather is America’s TV sweetheart ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ it wasn’t gonna go over well├óΓé¼┬ªBecause the press made it seem that she and I were having dinner on Friday and I was screwing her husband on Sunday, and that’s not the case. Heather knows that I did not ‘steal’ Richie. She knows it.”

Denise on getting married again: “Oh yeah!” she says emphatically. “I’m not bitter from this. I know I’ll find the right one, damn it. But when I do I will never get divorced. I’m done. [laughs]├óΓé¼┬ªBut I love men. I’ve never ended badly with someone except my ex-husband.”

Dear Denise Richards, shut up and get naked.

Pose for Playboy, make money, be a mom.

And shut up!