They Wear Their Love

How cute barfalicious is this?
Lindsay Lohan and her uglier half, saMAN Ronson, are beyond wearing promise rings.
The two are now said to be wearing matching infinity lock bracelets by Jules Smith.
An insider tells Life & Style, “The bracelets represent their relationship ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ they have each other on lockdown, and there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts.”
Gag.
The pair also have matching anchor necklaces, “which symbolize that they are each other’s anchor.”
So, how much money do you think Lindsay is waiting to get offered before she officially comes out?
[Image via WENN.]