Police were just called to North Prong Cemetery Church in Baker County, Florida, to investigate a ‘suspicious’ person report.
When they arrived they found Crystal Ann Rowland, 24, hiding behind the pulpit. They also found Matthew Thomas Pearce, 28, hiding beneath a crawl space under the church. Both were naked.
The couple allegedly broke into the church so they could have sex on the altar!!
How sacrilegious!
When cops arrived, they found the church doors had been busted opened. When they entered, they found undergarments on the floor.
According to reports, Matthew told the cops that they had been drinking and it was Crystal who wanted a “spiritual and sexual experience.”
Deputies reported that Crystal broke into the church, and both were charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and damage to property.
At least he didn’t ejaculate on some random person in a store or on an airplane!
On a side note: while researching these two troublemakers, we happened to stumble across some interesting information regarding Matthew. Turns out he has a criminal record.
He’s a CHILD MOLESTER!!!
According to the Florida Sexual Offender website, Matthew was arrested in 2002 for “Lewd or lascivious molestation victim 12-15 years old.”
Eww. He should be sent back to jail! Like NOW.
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