Just Like Posh
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Suspenders are all the rage!
Keira Knightley rocks the new trend on the cover of the latest issue of Interview magazine.
She's a pretty girl, but….
What'd they do to her face????
Were they trying to make her look bad on purpose????
Posted: December 5, 2007 at 2:49 pm




omg a suspender can cover her whole boob. yuck put a shirt on.
Oh gosh I didn't even recognise her at first!
Whoever decided on this picture as the cover deserves to be fired - I mean, it's hardly going to sell magazines… one look at that and they'll run screaming!
She's a beautiful girl too.
Can I Just Say…"Rocky Horror Picture Show"???
She's not attractive at all. No talent either. How does she get all these rolls?
She's not attractive at all. No talent either. How does she get all these roles?
She's not attractive at all. No talent either. How does she get all these roles?
she has fugly boobs
Look at what her DUMB LIPS are doing!
Look closely at her DUMB LIPS!
UGLY BITCH!!!! POSH IS SOOOO MUCH HOTTER THAN HER! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST DID A HUGE LINE AND THEN POSED FOR THE PIC! LOOK AT HER! SHE LOOKS LIKE A TITTILESS ZOMBIE!!!!
***** GET IMPLANT SO PEOPLE WILL STOP MISTAKING YOU FOR A BOY BIATCH!
UGLY BITCH!!!! POSH IS SOOOO MUCH HOTTER THAN HER! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST DID A HUGE LINE AND THEN POSED FOR THE PIC! LOOK AT HER! SHE LOOKS LIKE A TITTILESS ZOMBIE!!!!
***** GET IMPLANT SO PEOPLE WILL STOP MISTAKING YOU FOR A BOY BIATCH!
YAY! another chick i love! i guess i just love british women………hmmm, i smell a move over seas coming on!
no,they were trying to make her look TRANNY on purpose.
no,they were trying to make her look TRANNY on purpose.
damn homegirl has a big forehead!!!!!
uhh she looks kinda mannish in the face…and if she has naturally small boobs why cover one with her hand? theyve shouldve just used suspenders on both of them, i mean theres not much to cover up here..its all right. but that big hand there makes it look more odd..hmm..
Her eyes are going in different directions!
she doesn't like photoshopping, so this is what she really looks like……like a tranny
SHE HAS NO TITS!!!!!! Her face looks fugly, and so does her hair….Oh yeah, did I mention that her bra size must be in the negatives? Why try to show off something that's not even there?….Stupid.
Does she not a have a manager to give advice on this kind of shiz?????
Looks like the latest edition of “Transvestite Quarterly”
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Breast size matters not, but that's an unflattering photo. It reminds me of Marylin Manson's naked lady suit.
I saw her on Regis & Kelley the otherday; she's looks like a famine victim and is not attractive at all; If she were a guy - I'd call her a pencil necked geek. As it is, she just looks like Olive Oyl.
Where are her boobs?
Yuck!
She was so thin in Pride and Prejudice she looked like a Bobble Head. Now she has no boobs at all.
I think that is unattractive……get a padded bra at least!
She looks like a man.
WHAT that doesn't even look like her!
She gives drag queen mimes a bad name!
I don't understand how some guys could find this bitch attractive!!! She looks like a bag of sticks & bones, and her face looks like she is 40 years old !!!
How old is she ?? 20 something!!! probably to much dick is wearing her out!!!
She is gourgeous, but this picture is terrible… I've seen some paparazzi pics of her in US these days and she looks amazing…
Why is she wearing Posh's outfit?
Why is she covering her boob? There's nothing there. Jayzuz it looks like they superimposed her head onto the body of some 12 year old boy. Gross.
Poor Kiera. She's a gorgeous girl and somehow they've managed to make her look 10 yrs older. Oh man.
looks like her face on a dift body - AND she looks like winona ryder!
OMG she looks like Wiona
She looks like Jerry Hall
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She looks transsexual.
Omg she looks horrible in this picture, i dont know what they did, but looks like her hairline is getting back and she simply looks scary at this picture. Where did her boobs gone? I thought she had some boobs in the Pirates movie part 1! :S
her face… !! what about her tits..wait she doesnt have any…
OMFG,disgusting! she is sexy to someone?? ewww,she have sexy body?? jesus christ,EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!and her face,terrible.
If you make a web search and look for her pics. You'll see that in every single pic her mouth is semi open. Is this a way to look more sexy in her pics?
Wow, you guys are harsh re her boobs, that is what mine look like! Excuse us for not getting boob jobs and for being satisfied with our bodies the way they look…yeesh.
Why did they air-brush out her nipples? Or doesn't she have any.
Her boobs look flattened and the makeup is just way to harsh. She is always complaining and whining out her lack of privacy and how rough it is being in the business but yet she has no problem showing off her raisin tits on the cover of a magazine for the whole world to see. Get over yourself.
She tries way too hard to be sexy…what a shiteous pictue..ugh
It's a man baby!
SEXY…I HOPE SHE AND EVERY OTHER AMERICAN DRINKS THE BLOOD OF EVERY IRACKI MAN WOMAN AND CHILD.
I thought is was Calpernia Addams.
where's her boob??? i think fake boobs are gross but in her case..she needs em badly. boobless bitch!!!
Are you all stupid??? This photo is clearly photoshopped. You can even see the neckine of the t-shirt she was wearing
Are you all stupid? This photo has cleary been photoshopped. You can even see the neckline of the shirt she was wearing.
This photo has cleary been photoshopped. You can even see the neckline of the shirt she was wearing.
okk wow, i know this is a bad picture but shes still gorgeous in real life! im sorry that this British bitch is prettier than probably all the people on here because the people that mean shit like that are just jealous so they take it out on celebrities. even if it is a bad pic its not a big deal, shes taken a ton of better ones and made some of the best movies out there NOBODY IS PERFECT!
Oh dear, poor Keira's having a 'tranny' moment. They didn't need her hand over the thrup'ny bit … a postage stamp would have done
Re: jamie – JUST BECAUSE SOMEONES BONES POKE OUT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY ARE UNHEALTHY!! i would know!! my bones poke out but i eat a lot at every meal!! some people just have a fast metabolism! jesus everyone thinks thatt becaase your bones how your anerexic but its not at all true!! everyone is soooooooooooooo fucking judgemental
Jeez…if a width of one suspender is wide enough to cover your breast, you really have issues. No one wants to see that S__T!! It is not pretty, sexy, attractive or anything else! Take a look at Charlotte Rampling in The Night Porter and see how it's done.
First thing i asked myself was, "Is that Kiera Knightley?" she really looks hard here. her hair looks dull and uninteresting, and too flat on the top (if you cover the flat part with your hand she looks instantly better), and her facial expression is caught between, "Am I doing this right?" and, "I don't think they're gonna be staring at my face, anyway."
insecure and not well-put-together is what this cover says about her, and i can't see her having approved this photo out of all the pics they took, so what does THAT say?
Granted, the makeup is bad, but her boobs are fine. I'd rather see small natural breasts than overinflated fake ones any day. Funny how most of the people making fun of her are just catty, insecure women. How come fat people are always claiming that you should be proud of your body and show it off, but if a thin person is proud of their body they get criticized. Man i hate fatties….
I've never had any complaints about my small breasts. I love them and so has everyone else. So show them Keira. Be proud not to be a fake titty bimbo.
She looks like an old man.
Oh, gawd. Fail. Nice trout-pout, too. What an idiot.
ohh I love keira! I think she is so beautiful and her thin physique makes it only natural for her breasts to be small…but the makeup?! awful, awful, awful! she has such a striking face that heavy make up is just so over the top..yuck!
keira is gorgeous, but this is a horrible picture of her. she looks like a tranny.
I JUST DID THE FUNNIEST THING…THEIR WAS THIS ANT PILE AND I STOMPED THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND KILLED ATLEAST 300 ANTS MINIMUM. I HOPE THAT SOME OF THE ANTS THAT SURVIVED WERE THE BABY AND MOMS AND EVEN BETTER MOMS AND FATHERS. wHAT LOSERS
I THOUGHT THAT WAS WYNONNA RIDER AT FIRST.
HER FACE IS ALL BIZARRO.
At first I thought this was a picture of Joan Crawford. I thought wow that's odd. At closer look, she looks like a tranny.
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she looks 50.
EW HER FACE LOOKS GODAWFUL WHAT IS SHE 80 GROSS DOUBLE A'S
Titless. lol
That's not Keira Knightley, that's a man, baby!
I thought that was Winona! Doesn't it look like her???
SHE LOOKS OLD AND HAGGARD WITH ALL THAT MAKEUP AND NO TITTIES AT ALL!
If they had darkened her brow and used a shot where her eyeball was where it should be, the style would have worked.
Poor girl can cover her tits with suspenders… hehe
Hooker chic? A new show on the Oxygen channel? She used to be pretty. WTF happened? And bitch be crazy too!
She looks like a transvestite in this photo. I saw her on an interview recently and she looked beautiful. I don't know what they did to make her look this way, but they should never do it to her again.
posh looks so much better and keira looks like a fuckin clown
Sarah Michelle Gellar sported suspenders first on the November issue for Maxim Magazine. And this pic is quite similar to SMG's shoot, too, with the being topless and wearing gloves.
I thought this was a nice looking trans-gender!
she totally looks like michael jackson in this pic! its all in the eyes….
I'm losing respect for Kiera. She's an incredibly talented actress who needs to shut her mouth and not waste time showing off the assets she doesn't have.
SHE'S BETTER THAN THAT
KEIRA, if your read Perez FIRE YOUR PR AGENT
i'm afraid keira has turned into a drag queen.
wow she looks like a guy
HAHA she looks like sigourney weaver!
Perez- if you want to see who did the suspender look first, check out Camille of" Mighty Six Ninety!".Kiera looks great too
Really bad choice of hairstyle. She is a very beautiful girl. I am proud of her staying natural and not caving to the BOOBIE POLICE. Small boobs don't end up around your knees, and don't get stretch marks. Not every woman wants torpedos on her chest. I would fire the designer of this cover. Take a pretty girl and make a madonna puppet out of her, major error. Did anyone review this cover? If so, then fire them too.
She's not pretty. She looks like a horse.
DRAG QUEEN
Hussie from the 40's! But on a positive note… I love the necklace… And the satin gloves… Suspenders are totally rockin too… But what about her boobs? Seriously… Don't you photographers go to school before you're hired for a major magazine??? You took out her natural beauty and now the whole world (well, at least the gossip goers and the fashion industry) are laughing at her! I fell bad for her… i would absolutely refuse for my picture to be the front and cover… IF i had below average breasts… Oh, and I wouldn't release a picture when my eyes look coked out…. Come on Keira!!! You can do better…. Don't listen to all these biatches!!!
And I meant FEEL not fell… Not like you care… but spelling does count for something, people!!!!! Over and out… You're wickedly awesome Perez!!! And no, you don't need to sexayfy yourself to be a better gay man… hee… kisskiss.
Keira is as stunning as any supermodel and has the body of one as well. You americans just don't get it. You think Tyra Banks with her wigs and fake boobs is the height of fashion. Hahaha. OMG. Keep worshipping plastic tits and shooting each other over there. In England we appreciate real class and beauty.
Transvestite.
People that have breast that small should not pose with suspenders on and nothing else. Didn't Pamela Anderson do this for playboy in the 90's. As slutty as it was the shot worked. Keira is gorgeous but not in a curvy betty boop way so why try to be? Being half naked on the cover of a magazine screams LOOK AT ME and Besides that it's becoming the norm. No amount of money or fame is worth loosing your self respect and morals for. FOR #194 I love the English people but in this country we naturally assume that when a girl eats reasonably for her height she also has breast bigger then a child's.REAL CLASS AND REAL BEAUTY comes from within and is also seen in the way you conduct yourself! What is so Classy about this Cover? would Grace Kelly, Princess Diana, Or any self respecting women pose like this?
DISGUSTING
WE NEED MEAT ON DEM BONES
WTF , I DONT WANT TO MASTERBATE TO A CHICK WHO LOOKS LIKE A 14 YEAR OLD BOY HAHAH
NASTY AS FUCK , EAT SOME FUCKIN FOOD U SKINNY BRITISH HOR
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SHE HAS NOTHING TO COVER UP!!!! SHE ONLY HAS NIPPLES!!! POOR THING!
Omg, thats horriable!! She looks like a man!
she looks horrible
Thank God for real breasts.
OMG The looks like a whore
She looks like Sigourney Weaver >.
Eww. She looks transgender, no lie.