Sporty & Pudgy
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Melanie C.
Thursday night, we had the pleasure of going to Melanie C.'s acoustic show at The Mint in Los Angeles. And, the Spice Girl known as Sporty was kind enough to invite Perezzz to her sound check.
We met Melanie (for the first time) and she was a delight!
She was the last Spice Girl to want to jump on board the reunion bandwagon, but she told us that she is having a blast.
And we love the fact that she performed to almost 20,000 at the Staples Center on Wednesday and the following evening she performed to less than 200.
She's doing it for all the right reasons. Melanie C. loves music and is in this game for the long haul.
We can't express how much we love her solo stuff. It is smart, sophisticated, beautiful, touching, brilliant pop. You all should check it out.
Click here to check out some of her solo songs.
Mel told us that she hopes to do more solo gigs in America, a country she rarely tours in. It's quite convenient for her - her band from the U.K. is part of the Spice Girls band.
If you weren't able to go to the show at The Mint, then CLICK HERE to watch Melanie C's exquisite acoustic rendition of her internationally adored smash hit I Turn To You.
Girl power!!!
[Perez's t-shirt courtesy of UNIF. Pants courtesy of Marc Ecko.]
PUDGY!!!!
Hahahaha…that's wishful thinking on your part! Pudgy is…let's say..America Ferrera. You would be categorized as morbidly obese in the medical profession. But you already knew that.
Re: Tina –
Your pathetic bitch
Melanie C is the most talented Spice, I follow her since The Spice Girls and I love all her solo albums.
Rock on!
Perez I love your craziness…but i think this time you have really gone nuts!
you look like a RetrO - oversized Oompa LOompa!
back to the Chocolate Factory!
OMG - Did Perez eat all but one of the Spice Girls?
you're a fat, gay dennis the menace. you are a pointless slob.
I like the new length of your hair it suits you.
she looks so cute in this picture!
PEREZ,WHAT ARE YOU SITTING ON THAT MAKES YOU SMILE LIKE THAT
Re: Tina –
Hello, a reminder, the girls are all between 31 and 35, and that is not middle age! For example, Gwen Stefani is allmost 40 and she dresses much more youthful than the spice girls do!
wow. that hair color is atrocious. how bout a nice chestnut brown for the Holidays. you're outrageous (or so you think) enough without dying the shite out of your hair. you're going to be outrageous and bald soon. stop trying so hard with it.
Perez:
Please be more conscious of what you wear. I don't want to be cruel, but it appears, at first glance, that you vomited on yourself. Your hair is the same color as the "vomit" on your shirt and the two together don't work. Sorry!
Holy shit, you are one fat fuck.
MY GOD Perez! You are one fat ugly FUCK!
WHY IS YOUR FACE SO RED PEREZ?????
Melanie C - What a talent! Her voice is incredible and her lyrics inspiring. Four albums which are gems… Spice tour is all very well and good but as you say Melanie is in for the long haul.
Thanks for the vid!
lolz ass kisser…and please change your hair, it's hideous!
NICE BACK FAT.
Perez….you are looking good!!! Keep it up and I might have to say you are a hottie
You have a great smile too!!!!
nest time you have your pic taken with a thin or normal sized person pose them in front of your enormous bulk. I'm trying to check out her body but all I can see is fag flab. Disgusting. Put down the donut box and get your fat ass on a tread mill.
Nice to see Perez making it to the big time (like he wasn't already there). I'm afraid I have to agree with the comments about the clothes: get some help, man!
Any why the coyness in the photo? You should have had your arm around her waist — cheek to cheek. Take more advantage of these rare photo ops.
Finally, for those who are commenting on his weight… upload your photos to FLICKR, post a link, and show us your warez. More than half of you would be laughed out of this forum. Biyatches!
Perez I love how you make fun of yourself as well–At least by calling yourself "Pudgy" you smash our ability to say it!
I've seen her perform a sound check at one of her acoustic gigs before and she is really good. She rocks with vocal warmups and her range is incredible actually.
People shouldn't diss her unless they have heard her sing live at one of her acoustic gigs. Take that, Louis Walsh.
ew perez ur fat is hanging out
Two words for you, Perez:
Looser Shirts
Give those rolls some breathing room! The fibers holding together your t-shirts are hanging on for dear life!
Perez, I love your ironic Ken doll look. brilliant.
ur an attention whore and u look like a banana
Fuck, you are ugly!
Ditch the urine-yellow hair color, Perez. Go back to your natural color: blue.
Re: sandra –
Racist.
wow perez…you look like a sausage…why don't u try & lose a little weight…or at least cover that ish up. it's disgusting
LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEE IT!
LOOOOOVVVVEEE IT!
perez will you please stop dressing like your a emo teenager. for god sake your a fag maybe start dressing with the style of one! geez
Jesus Christ Perez! Why don't you try getting on a treadmill or something! You look like shit.
HAHAHAHH PEREZ LOOKS LIKE THE RETARDED KID FROM BAD SANTA. WHAT? IT'S TRUE.
Holy Shit!!!!!…..you just keep getting fatter….and FATTER…..AND FATTER!!!!!! Check out the rolls you are trying to hold in!!!!! Dude, you are a fucking loser and a fat ass!!!!!
You need to try the "eat-your-own-shit-diet"….it's really simple…..eat your own shit for 6 weeks and lose all the weight you need…..actually, you'd better make it 10 weeks for your fat ass!!!!
is that an oompa loompa or a left over butterfinger from madonna's candy party?
Holy Shit!!!!…..you just keep getting fatter….and FATTER…..AND FATTER!!!!!! Check out the rolls you are trying to hold in!!!!! Dude, you are a fucking loser and a fat ass!!!!!
You need to try the "eat-your-own-shit-diet"….it's really simple…..eat your own shit for 6 weeks and lose all the weight you need…..actually, you'd better make it 10 weeks for your fat ass!!!!
Holy Shit!!!…..you just keep getting fatter….and FATTER…..AND FATTER!!!!!! Check out the rolls you are trying to hold in!!!!! Dude, you are a fucking loser and a fat ass!!!!!
You need to try the "eat-your-own-shit-diet"….it's really simple…..eat your own shit for 6 weeks and lose all the weight you need…..actually, you'd better make it 10 weeks for your fat ass!!!!
Perez i love the yellow doo…its a good look for you babes :0)
Re: jojo – Was it the one that goes 'i turn to you like a flower leaning towards the sun' ya I know it, her best tune its actually called 'I turn to you'
Re: jojo – Was it the one that goes 'i turn to you like a flower leaning towards the sun' ya I know it, her best tune its actually called 'I turn to you'
p, have you lost a few pounds??? you actually look good in this pic!! word!!
EWWW!
YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING.
thats fucking awesome how famous u have become perez, just from having a blog… bet u never thought this would happen to u!! pretty damn cool
Those rolls…ugh! I don't want my lunch anymore…
She looks beautiful! On the other hand you look so uncomfortable you fat lard! Wear bigger clothes P-nasty….don't draw attenton to your flaws you fattie!
why are u so mean judging ppl about the way they look?, i mean… u don't have the great body …obviously… STOP IT ! or go on a diet
Who is the fat boy with the hotty?
Hey Perez!
post more videos of Mel acoustic!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that Puggy-Spice?
The headline here should read: 'Pudgy Perez gets weightloss tips from sporty spice'..tip #1.purge, purge, purge!!!
Me thinks a certain gossip queen needs a girdle
curious to why perez refers to himself as We and Us. yep, really curious.
Perez must be one of the few gay without a fashion sense. Or is it that he just looks like shit in anything he wears?
At least he has lost some weight. Good for him.
damn perez!
where did you get that andouille sausage shirt from!
fagola, you probly stink too!
ewwww!
look at sporty holding her breath!
bwahahahahahahahaha
heee heee heee!
:)
That is not a bad picture of Perez. The pants are nice but what is up with the t-shirt? You can do better.
geez, making a living out of the downfall of celebrities musn't pay much if youre having to borrow clothes that are two sizes to small!
nice fat rolls p-man!!
Perez do you not own a mirror???
hahahahahaha your rolls are disgusting….those aren't hams, it's just a fat kid!
Perez-
you look great with yellow hair- it will look better the lighter you go. Oh yeah!-go white/silver and then make the silver fox marry you. Promise me you will at least try. You two could adopt a parcel of children and name them after the saints and your favorite female singers. You guys would be great daddies. This thought just made my day-
love ya pudge!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep doing all that you do
YOUR HAIR IS A HOT MESS LMFAO LMFAO…
And, you laugh in the face of fashion tips? You look like a cartoon character. I just can't think of her sweet name. Lemon Drop Care Bear?
Suck it in Perez. Suck it in.
You loook like an idiot and you have TERRIBLE taste in music.
EEEWWWW perez looks horrible
perez you look like you've lost weight!
UM WTF? THAT IS THE GROSSEST YELLOW, U LOOK LIKE A PORKCHOP WITH MUSTARD ON YOUR FAT HEAD GOLDYLOCKS. AND WHAT ARE THOSE I SEE HANDLES? WOW YOU'VE GOT A SPARETIRE GOING ON THERE MPMPH AND THAT T- DID U DESIGN URSELF OH HUNNIE PUT THAT AWAY FOR ANOTHER RAINY DAY
PUDGY?
Um.
Well, I suppose if I haven't got anything nice to say…oh screw it: DUDE! LOSE THE WEIGHT! PULL A MARC JACOBS AND DROP IT MAN…..you are going to get extremely unhealthy.
Pee-Pee. Yuz be needin' a girdle, boy. Yikes.
Is fat the new black or what?
Perez -
You have boat loads of money now - why not work on your appearance a bit? While I don't like you at all, I am addicted to your blog (you always seem to get the "scoop," although your "reporting" is not quite correct all of the time and you write as if you know these people). Even I, however, will admit that you are not a bad looking guy (just out of shape and in need of one those "stylists" L.A. is known for). Why not work at it a little? We "get" that you like those crazy hair colors (which is fine) but why not get a better cut and keep it combed. Try Bikram yoga - it's great for weight loss. Anyway, although you are my nemesis, I have grown to love your blog. Bye!
perez, all that semen is making you fat!!!! try licking some pussy instead.
Sporty & Sassy
such a cute shot Purrrez! Can't wait till your new show on Thursday 
don't call yourself pudgy! it hurts my heart! you look absolutely adorable in this picture, you should be nicer more often, it looks good on you
PS: love the hair color!
are you hearing this perez? my how the masses have turned!!!!
Melanie C is perfect!
Lovi it!
Awww Perez, you look freakin adorable. I love you and your site!
Melanie C fuckin rocks!
I truly love her =)
Please please I beg you, release another album
Awww! You have a cute Dennis the Menace thing going on.
Too bad the rest of these stupid assholes have nothing better to do than come here to read your site, then give you shit anyway. Morons. (And I'm sure the rest of them have perfect bodies. Clearly they spend all their time working out, and not sitting on their asses visiting this site just to insult you.)
Perezy,
Love you darling, but you always look constipated and nervous in your pics. Let's work on that for the new year.
PEREZ LOOKS LIKE HE'S DROPPED A FEW POUNDS! ARE YOU GEARING UP FOR CELEBRITY FIT CLUB PEREZ? SERIOUSLY. I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY. I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE NICE. YOU REALLY DO LOOK LIKE YOU'VE TAKEN SOME WEIGHT OFF. IT'S A GOOD THING. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
What the fuck is that yellow thing on your head. Perez… please! Grow up!
Eu amo mel c te amoooooooooooooo mel beautiful woman l fron brazil
i love U perez.but that look…uoioiss….it´s not nice.not nice and hot at all!
SPORTY AND NASTY SPICE
Yikes! sales of UNIF and Marc Ecko are set to plummet. If I owned those clothing lines, I would sack the publicist that gave out clothes to somebody who looks so terrible in them. It cheapens the brand.
Poor gorgeous Mel C, I just couldn't read about what was written about her show because I was so distracted by the photo with Big P's many spare tyres.
Re: evil kneival –
you probably have a hearing problem…
Pudgy????? and the understatement of the century goes to….
So after looking at this picture and all it's grossness i realized something, your hair is the colour of piss!! And nobody can argue with me on that one. When you take a piss that is it's colour, right on perez's head. I actually would not be suprised if it was piss. I bet that it is something you would think to be 'trendy'
i love Mel´s music
PEREZ, YOU LOOK LIKE THE LEAD FLOAT IN THE INTERNATIONAL FUGLY PARADE. YOU ARE LIVING PROOF THAT IN AMERICA YOU CAN BE A LAME LARD-ASS-NO-TALENT-TASTELESS-MOTHERFUCKER AND THE DUMB-ASSES OF THIS MORONIC COUNTRY WILL ELEVATE YOU TO FREAKDOM. THE GOOD THING ABOUT BEING A TOTAL BOTTOM FEEDER IS THAT YOU HAVE SO MANY AMERICAN LOSERS LIKE YOU TO HELP PERPETUATE YOUR SELF-DELUSION.
God, you have good taste, Perez! I've been off the perez bandwagon lately so now I am trying to catch up - Sporty was my least fav spice girl back in Jr. High but now she is totally my favorite! She's grown up a little and has become classy and you're right - she IS doing it for all the right reasons! Loving mel c!
Awe, Baby! You are perfect the way you are!
Pudgy must equal stud muffin.
aww perez was blushing!