The Most Boring Woman In Hollywood

She’s on the cover of the new issue of W magazine, and we’re not sure why.

She may have won the Oscar, but Hilary Swank is a snoozefest.

Here are the most interesting bits (and that’s not saying much) from her W cover story.

ON BEING IN LOVE WITH HER BOYFRIEND, FORMER AGENT JOHN CAMPISI├óΓé¼┬ª “Of course I├óΓé¼Γäóm in love. Or I wouldn├óΓé¼Γäót be in this relationship for as long as I├óΓé¼Γäóve been. He├óΓé¼Γäós a great guy.”

ON THE 45 SUPPLEMENTS SHE TAKES EVERYDAY IN ADDITION TO HER VITAMIN INJECTIONS├óΓé¼┬ª “This is my Aloe C, which I dissolve in water. Here├óΓé¼Γäós my flax. This one├óΓé¼Γäós for my immune system, and this one is my BrainWave├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥it├óΓé¼Γäós great, like if I have a lot of lines to memorize. I just took my most important ones, which are my Oz Garcia Longevity Pak. I shoved them in my mouth right before I met you, which I actually shouldn├óΓé¼Γäót do, because I choked on my vitamins once before.”

ON JEFF ROBINOV├óΓé¼ΓäóS, THE PRESIDENT OF PRODUCTION AT WARNER BROS., ALLEGED CLAIM THAT THEY WILL NO LONGER BE DOING MOVIES WITH FEMALE LEADS DUE TO RECENT BOX OFFICE DUDS├óΓé¼┬ª “Who knows if Jeff really said that or not. I think that├óΓé¼Γäós still up for debate. He says he didn├óΓé¼Γäót say it, and I know that people attribute things to me that I didn├óΓé¼Γäót say. But speaking in general, I think it├óΓé¼Γäós really naive to say, ├óΓé¼╦£Oh, a woman├óΓé¼Γäós vehicle is not successful,├óΓé¼Γäó because men├óΓé¼Γäós movies have failed at the box office too. Look, I don├óΓé¼Γäót want to name names, but there├óΓé¼Γäós been lots of movies starring men├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥with big names!├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥that didn├óΓé¼Γäót do well.”

ON WHY SHE LEFT NEW YORK CITY├óΓé¼┬ª “I looked and looked and looked for a place in New York. I just didn├óΓé¼Γäót find anything. Prices have just skyrocketed!”

ON HER METABOLISM├óΓé¼┬ª “I have a really high metabolism. Exercise is also really important to me. I think it gives me more energy. I would rather sleep six hours and get an hour workout than sleep seven hours.”
ON HER CRAZY SCHEDULE├óΓé¼┬ª”In the past four and a half weeks, I├óΓé¼Γäóve been to London, Texas, Chicago, China, New York, L.A. and New York again. You know, it├óΓé¼Γäós tiring, but I can├óΓé¼Γäót complain, because I├óΓé¼Γäóm getting to do what I love.”