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Fergie grabs a chainsaw - bedazzled in pink - at the opening of the Hard Rock San Diego on Monday.

If I were to get Fergie a Christmas present, I'd give her ________.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: December 11, 2007 at 2:49 pm

323 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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joe says – reply to this

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amphetamines and jelly beans
Danielle says – reply to this

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A douche. She just looks like she smells
DJ says – reply to this

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DEPENDS
Fidel Castro says – reply to this

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Depends! So she doesn't piss herself on stage any more!
PS: Perez..I'm still alive and kicking you bastard.
Wipe the egg and sperm off your face!
Fidel Castro says – reply to this

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Depends! So she doesn't piss herself on stage any more!
PS: Perez..I'm still alive and kicking you bastard.
Wipe the egg and sperm off your face!
Christa says – reply to this

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A new countenance…can you say butterface?!
Ockteb says – reply to this

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A DIAPER!!!!! STOP PEEING, GIRL!!!
A DIAPER!!!!! STOP PEEING, GIRL!!!
A DIAPER!!!!! STOP PEEING, GIRL!!!
A DIAPER!!!!! STOP PEEING, GIRL!!!
A DIAPER!!!!! STOP PEEING, GIRL!!!
A DIAPER!!!!! STOP PEEING, GIRL!!!
A DIAPER!!!!! STOP PEEING, GIRL!!!
A DIAPER!!!!! STOP PEEING, GIRL!!!
A DIAPER!!!!! STOP PEEING, GIRL!!!
Mrs. Tiffany says – reply to this

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New eyebrows. What the hell is up with the ones she's got?!
LouLY very smartly says – reply to this

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B O T O X

B O T O X

B O T O X

B O T O X

B O T O X

B O T O X
sweet shrimp says – reply to this

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Depends! She's a skank.
lizzard says – reply to this

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to the nearest Goodwill.
Glenda says – reply to this

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Definitely a STYLIST. .. poor girl needs one. . .look what she's wearing.
buzzyon says – reply to this

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oral
LouLY very smartly says – reply to this

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OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY
Kari says – reply to this

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mirror…………. who wears fringes?
WHY DOES JESSICA ALBA HAVE A CAREER?! says – reply to this

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I'D GIVE HER SINGING LESSONS AND A MIRROR TO SEE HOW HORRIBLE THAT HARDWARE IN HER FACE LOOKS!!!!!!
LouLY very smartly says – reply to this

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OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY

OHH AND A VAGINA CUZ BITCH LOOK LIKA TRANNY
ashgarah says – reply to this

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a paper bag to put over her ugly ass face and hopefully it will muffle her voice so we don't have to hear her sing
pat b says – reply to this

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A totally new face she is sick of the one she bought last year.
Gusto says – reply to this

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Get her some amount of talent for once. Also, I'd get her a new hairstylist that will not give her a HORRID MIDDLE PART!
George says – reply to this

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Facial reconstructive surgury.
EB says – reply to this

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MY BIG 12" HISPANIC PENIS!!!
Amanda says – reply to this

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Scissors to cut the fray off that terrible jacket
Natalie says – reply to this

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a NEW FACE!!!
Not Lauren says – reply to this

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a new career.
Rami says – reply to this

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a gun to shoot herself.
JAck says – reply to this

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My peen in her ass!
HOLAAAAAAAAAA says – reply to this

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ME !! HER BESTFRIEND
Jezze says – reply to this

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new clothes… hum.
pepa says – reply to this

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soap always looks like she needs a bath
Audrey says – reply to this

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New, un-scary eyebrows. Fix those things, girl! U iz fugly.
Raye says – reply to this

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a new face lol!!!
Will-I-Am says – reply to this

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I would give her back her gential warts.
RR says – reply to this

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a burger so she can gain some weight on that dry raisin face of hers.
dick says – reply to this

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MY DICK IN A BOX !!!!!!!
peach says – reply to this

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a longer neck
wastedOne says – reply to this

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A Sparkly Gas Powered Vibe!
A Sparkly Gas Powered Vibe!
A Sparkly Gas Powered Vibe!
A Sparkly Gas Powered Vibe!
A Sparkly Gas Powered Vibe!
A Sparkly Gas Powered Vibe!
Keri says – reply to this

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A rolling METH LAB!!!
smiff says – reply to this

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black-eyed peas
Monica says – reply to this

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Depends. So that she never pisses herself on stage again.
Monica says – reply to this

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Depends. So that she never pisses herself on stage again.
agos says – reply to this

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all of my love
Toufas says – reply to this

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a facelift
Tammy says – reply to this

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a personality
Fergieisamethhead says – reply to this

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METH.
dmac says – reply to this

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Crystal Meth…
Curlierachie says – reply to this

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some sort of poison to render her vocal cords useless, and then a brown paper bag to put over her face.
Brookie says – reply to this

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a permanent prescription for birth control.
RCA says – reply to this

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…every ounce of Man-freshment I could muster…!
TP says – reply to this

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A GOOD TITTYFUCK…SHE'S DELICIOUS.
javi says – reply to this

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incredible, you guys are vicious! it a christmas present for a girl for pete's sake! i guess the readers are starting to emulate the writer… get a life pinche cubanito arrastrado.
One Eyed Jack says – reply to this

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Safety goggles. Doubt she could even start the damn thing. Glitter on chain saw? WTF?
One Eyed Jack says – reply to this

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Safety goggles. Doubt she could even start the damn thing. What's up with the glitter on the saw? A gift from a faggy forester? WTF?
Holly says – reply to this

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her old face back so she'll stop scaring people
TP says – reply to this

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YOU GUYS ARE HATERS…FERGIE IS HOT IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE…SHE'S BADASS TOO…COOL CHIC, SEXY…SHE'LL NEED GOGGLES FOR THE LOAD I'LL DROP ON HER FACE…WOULDN'T WANT TO BLIND HER.
asdfghjkl; says – reply to this

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a face that didnt look like carrot top's
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LeonA'$ GHO$T, yeh, uh uh, BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BITCHES!!! says – reply to this

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C L A S S !!!
allyson says – reply to this

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a shower
scratchmoded; faced. says – reply to this

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i'm with the masses: a new face.
Patrick says – reply to this

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the night off! I'd babysit Josh for her.
ali says – reply to this

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MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX

MY DICK IN A BOX
i wanna fuck fergie says – reply to this

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my dick
sex toys
and some depends.
Bumble37 says – reply to this

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a better voice
PerezISGod says – reply to this

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Re: Me – i was going to say the same
snottbubble says – reply to this

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a shot of penicillin
tripplexxxi says – reply to this

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a pak of depends
iloveuperez says – reply to this

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diapers and a new face !!
helly says – reply to this

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A hepatitis Vaccination and something awful vaginal discharge she calls her face.
Scott says – reply to this

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some depends so she will not pee in her pants again
maddi says – reply to this

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Your mom
maddi says – reply to this

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Your mom
lil mama says – reply to this

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A new look….

xoxo.
Cris says – reply to this

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A pack of depends
sally sanchez says – reply to this

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i'de give her a paper bag to put over her butterface.
SK says – reply to this

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Penicillin
Josue says – reply to this

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first a clue, then I'd get her a vagina!!!
mica says – reply to this

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so fashion sense and a big mac
mica says – reply to this

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i # 132 audrey she be funny
mica says – reply to this

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i like # 132 audrey she be funny
shellnyc says – reply to this

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a banana hammock to house *her* huge tool. fucken talentless tranny.

i heart perez.
seamus says – reply to this

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some talent
Thomas says – reply to this

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A forehead.
dominique says – reply to this

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some self-respect
Her Majesty says – reply to this

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A box of Depends, hahahahaha!
Kim says – reply to this

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a new wardrobe….
Kim says – reply to this

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a new wardrobe….
Keeley says – reply to this

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A big shot of penicillin
mike says – reply to this

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2 things a toung lashing , and an orgasm mmmmmm
Lisa H. says – reply to this

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Depends!
jackie says – reply to this

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a meth pipe
natasha says – reply to this

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anal plugs
toenail says – reply to this

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A snout full of snort.
Joe says – reply to this

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A paper bag for that FACE
Elle says – reply to this

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I'd give her a new face because the one she's got makes her look manly.
dro says – reply to this

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a ski mask to hide her butter face
lindseyy says – reply to this

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a new jacket
Nat says – reply to this

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A BIG CHUNK OF METH
Because, she's the most ugliest, used-up, non-talented whore in the biz right now.
And I want her to go back to meth so she can hopefully get an overdose and DIE!! Yes, it's brutal, that's how much I hate this bitch.
kimbrew says – reply to this

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DEPENDS!
Fugalicious says – reply to this

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A dick…because she looks like she should have one. Tranny!!!
pooper says – reply to this

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FIRST!
A razor to trim her 'stache

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