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Filed under: Fergie > Fill In The Blank

Fergie grabs a chainsaw - bedazzled in pink - at the opening of the Hard Rock San Diego on Monday.

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If I were to get Fergie a Christmas present, I'd give her ________.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: December 11, 2007 at 2:49 pm

323 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. Jackie says – reply to this


    201

    Whatever da hell she wants. She's an alien…and she's gonna kill us.

  2. Jackie says – reply to this


    202

    Whatever da hell she wants. She's an alien…and she's gonna kill us.

  3. hey says – reply to this


    203

    a stylist!!

  4. JoJotheCircusBoy says – reply to this


    204

    Chlamydia

  5. s says – reply to this


    205

    A dildo.

  6. Sammmm says – reply to this


    206

    IDK

  7. Amy says – reply to this


    207

    DEODERANT!!!

  8. Emma says – reply to this


    208

    A refund for her crappy plastic surgery!

  9. Casey says – reply to this


    209

    A COCKMEAT sandwich!!!!

  10. court says – reply to this


    210

    wow she is f****n nut!first

  11. ATom says – reply to this


    211

    a deep dickin?

  12. Atom says – reply to this


    212

    a deep dicking?

  13. lei says – reply to this


    213

    i'd give her a copy of her birth certificate so she'd realize she's like 47 and still acting like a teenager…she's so pathetic!

  14. jen says – reply to this


    214

    i would give her boyfriend to me!!!!!!!!

  15. Marshall says – reply to this


    215

    A case of Depends!!

  16. Alanna says – reply to this


    216

    an entire facial reconstruction

  17. ew says – reply to this


    217

    a new face.

  18. Tisha says – reply to this


    218

    A female face!

  19. Fubushabazz says – reply to this


    219

    …that chainsaw up her cooch

  20. Pius says – reply to this


    220

    A bone

  21. jp says – reply to this


    221

    her penis removal surgery, so "she" can finally be a real girl.

    i cant stand carrot tops little brother, but it if makes him feel good about his body i would do it. maybe it would improve "her" music.

  22. Miles DeNiro says – reply to this


    222

    SOME CRYSTAL METH

  23. TeeTee says – reply to this


    223

    a new hair style…the "crimp" thing she's doing was sooooo 5 years ago

  24. k says – reply to this


    224

    a bag of meth hahah

  25. K says – reply to this


    225

    My black ass. (not literally). Yup.

  26. Grover says – reply to this


    226

    A pack of Huggies. And to the losers who post "first"- I would give them gainful employment.

  27. URSad says – reply to this


    227

    I would give Lauren a clue. Poor thing.

  28. jonika says – reply to this


    228

    class…

  29. slavey says – reply to this


    229

    haha, i agree with the following.

    talent
    her old face
    diapers

  30. Gilly says – reply to this


    230

    a peice of shit…to represent her

  31. Olivia says – reply to this


    231

    Depends to prevent peeing her pants again.

  32. sheena says – reply to this


    232

    a better face for the butter face

  33. YOUR MOTHER says – reply to this


    233

    A HUGE DICK IN HER ASS

  34. Lili says – reply to this


    234

    . . . all my fucken billz, so the bitch can pay them all!!!

  35. listheword says – reply to this


    235

    Depends underwear

  36. hola says – reply to this


    236

    RACHEL ZOE HAHAHAHA

  37. Anna says – reply to this


    237

    Penicillin.

  38. Ally says – reply to this


    238

    Primrose Oil..she needs more chick hormone

  39. wendy says – reply to this


    239

    A new less Man like face. She looks like a crack whore

  40. Shirley says – reply to this


    240

    A sense of style

  41. Luke says – reply to this


    241

    a paper bag….

  42. babydoll says – reply to this


    242

    her PENIS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. BABYDOLL says – reply to this


    243

    Re: jp – funny!!!! she oops he look like carrot top

  44. illadelph says – reply to this


    244

    I'D GIVE HER TWO BLACK EYES!!!!!!!!!

  45. elliot says – reply to this


    245

    a free eyebrow-piercing removal

  46. Jess says – reply to this


    246

    A new face!

  47. melz says – reply to this


    247

    a tree to go with the chainsaw

  48. mee says – reply to this


    248

    how about a tummy tuck from weareplastiksurgeons.com!!

  49. Rosaline says – reply to this


    249

    puffy overblown face again, what did she inject into it this time?

  50. ugh says – reply to this


    250

    a voice and a WOMANS face

  51. DickinaBoxIndeed says – reply to this


    251

    cause your smart enough to know when a gift needs given right? ;)

  52. DickinaBoxIndeed says – reply to this


    252

    Re: Justin T –

    Cause your smart enough to know when a gift needs given?

  53. Shyybearr says – reply to this


    253

    … a big kick in the c-u-next-tuesday for the way she butchered the song 'Live and Let Die' - ugh.

  54. rose says – reply to this


    254

    a whole bottle of sleeping pills down her throat.

  55. Allen D. Porter says – reply to this


    255

    … Justin Timberlake's dick in a box. Armed as she is with a chainsaw, she may beat me to it, though.

  56. nicole says – reply to this


    256

    gender re-assignment surgery

  57. Caitlin says – reply to this


    257

    A clean bill of health because "Fergalicious" is slang for full of STD's and STI's.

  58. Stephanie says – reply to this


    258

    Some horse feed… oh and a good voice.

  59. shizdoodlez says – reply to this


    259

    a new career. I'm so sick of her that words cannot explain….So sick of her, in fact, I think I might actually like Jessica, no, Ashlee Simpson better!!!!

  60. Bo says – reply to this


    260

    A FACE TRANSPLANT!

  61. Truth or Consequences New Mexico says – reply to this


    261

    A big ole wanker to go with those man-hands.

  62. Myriam C Webster says – reply to this


    262

    A tight you know what.

  63. Her Pimp says – reply to this


    263

    A watch with an alligator on it.

  64. nikita says – reply to this


    264

    a new face and a regular skin tone

  65. ashley says – reply to this


    265

    a few pairs of depends

  66. kordey says – reply to this


    266

    some wood

  67. Chris says – reply to this


    267

    My Dick in a Box.

  68. caity-did says – reply to this


    268

    some class & some anti-wrinkle cream…ehhh

  69. dave says – reply to this


    269

    my dick in a box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. B says – reply to this


    270

    a mask

  71. JohnnyLawEsq. says – reply to this


    271

    A proper fucking.

  72. Blah says – reply to this


    272

    My dick in a box.

  73. hmm says – reply to this


    273

    a blow up doll to replace josh duhamel, and maybe a holiday card…then i'd sedate joshie and lock him in my closet…for personal use.

  74. Dr Anhalt von Boesingdurdenhoffer, still practising on the Zurichsee says – reply to this


    274

    A referral to Cat Lady's plastic surgeon.

  75. ml says – reply to this


    275

    a real booty instead of the deflated one that she has now!!

  76. Zach says – reply to this


    276

    Drugs, she was more fun on drugs.

  77. manface says – reply to this


    277

    Facial Reconstructive Surgery

  78. ILoveToLove says – reply to this


    278

    nothing

  79. bine says – reply to this


    279

    ..brain

  80. BB says – reply to this


    280

    CLASS!

  81. Lou says – reply to this


    281

    im…gonna have to say , i'd give her my cock….its the gift that keeps on giving……..all night and all year round.

  82. Shae Le G says – reply to this


    282

    A newer jacket, she probably wore that ugly fringed hide on Kids Incorporated.

  83. korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this


    283

    PEREZ WOULD FRAME HER LICK A PRIZE

  84. lakevubud says – reply to this


    284

    …Depends.

  85. lakevubud says – reply to this


    285

    …Depends.

  86. lakevubud says – reply to this


    286

    …Depends.

  87. lakevubud says – reply to this


    287

    …Depends.

  88. I HATE FERGIE FOR HAVING NO TALENT AND A HOT MAN! says – reply to this


    288

    a black eye for stealing Josh Duhamel from me!

  89. Marlboro Man says – reply to this


    289

    A punch in her fucking cunt.

  90. curdin says – reply to this


    290

    Extrastrong SUPERGLUE so she can GLUE HER FUCKING LIPS TOGETHER and not annoy me with her stupid songs….

  91. Ricky says – reply to this


    291

    I would give her money to finish her transgender surgery…she can finally be a real woman!

  92. tiarra says – reply to this


    292

    A PIECE OF CHICKEN, and some real talent. She sucks…Oh and maybe a piece of crack:)

  93. Sam says – reply to this


    293

    a new face!

  94. samira says – reply to this


    294

    a new face

  95. nut show says – reply to this


    295

    a MASK

  96. Rachel says – reply to this


    296

    I was at this show. It was sooooo amazing. Hard Rock Hotel in SD is so frickin' cool.

  97. Addie says – reply to this


    297

    A bath

  98. It'sLaurenBetch says – reply to this


    298

    Depends, so when she pisses herself on stage again, it won't show.

  99. turdlicious says – reply to this


    299

    a dick in a box

  100. anon says – reply to this


    300

    the rest of that coat

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