WHY ARE FARTS SO FUNNY/HOW DID WE MISS THIS!
A big ole butt toot!
Well, you're going to have to press PLAY (below) to decide for yourself!
Over the weekend, Cristiano Ronaldo announced via his Facebook that he had become a father. He offered no other explanation or indication of who the mother might be of his first child. His girlfriend, underwear model Irina Shayk, made a similar announcement on her own Facebook page, though she is not the mother.
So who the hell is???
Well, sources are claiming that Crissy allegedly paid a woman to have his child!
A Portuguese newspaper alleges that Crissy took the Ricky Martin route to fatherhood, conceiving his son with a surrogate at the end of last summer.
While no one from Camp Crissy will confirm the rumor, his sister, Katia Aveiro, is quick to tell sources how "very happy" her brother is about becoming a father!
We're skeptical on this one, but it sure opens up A LOT of questions if it's true!
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