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When I look at this Christmas portrait of Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee and his family, the first thought that pops to mind is "___________."
Posted: December 18, 2007 at 9:50 am
Lay off the biscuits!
stereotypical fat obnoxious american family
Damn, we forgot to color coordinate the dog!
Damn they are fat!! Stripes on clothes doesnt always help to slim down…
google "Huckabee rape" and read what a scumbag this guy is
Why are the fat ones wearing stripes??
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when I look at them…
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I'm thinking:
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I'll bet they have zmall cockz
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wouldn't matter, couldn't FIND THEM!!!
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Ham demons. Dinner yetis. Great big heart-attacky people. Maw needs to stop serving up chicken-fried ANYTHING.
Perez is a Huckabee!
Is that the slave quarters in the background?
1.She is choking the dog
2. barber shop
I'd really rather vote for the dog.
They should try the Bible Diet. Thats what Jesus would fricken do!
What they consume in a week would probably sustain an African Village for a year.
They're all fucking fat and have no taste. Matching tops… from a plus size shop !
That bench is going to snap like a twig…….
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when I look at them: I think, damn it's a
good thing they're rich, coz therez no way
that I would cook & clean their mezz…
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Nice tits.
At least the little girl isn't fat. Yet.
ANCIENT PICTURE! THEY ARE ALL SKINNY, SKINNY, NOW. THEY LOOK SICK!
Obviosly thats your family Perez. Why arent you on the card?
Omar the Tent Make got a lot of money for making those shirts.
"all you can eat…can eat…. can eat!"
damn them stripes aint helpin
bet the house the flub boys tell their sister she's fat all the time
Omar the Tent Maker got a lot of money for making those shirts.
those boys remind me of the men in that film "deliverance" i bet this guy wins the presidency — that's a scary little family, but that's "normal" in america.
The future of America: fat and ugly and red in the face.
The future of America: fat and ugly and red in the face.
the daughter must be slow… Slow to the dinner table!
Holy Fuck they're fat! Poor dog…
Vertical stripes are not that slimming.
Scary and gross.
What a beautiful dog, at least he's not fat
OH NO!!!! What were they thinking with the shirts????
where's the beef?
How could he believe in evolution, anyway, when his whole family looks to be evidence against it?
why are they so fat?!
They represent America perfectly.
Well, where do we start there are so many things that come to mind…
1. Where is their stylist?
2. Stripes???
3. Weight Watchers, or friggin' Allie?
Inbreeding
Hee Haw remember that show????
The fatty in the back row, was like, "Oh my God, like I bet blue prison stripes on us will really like make us slim!" Reality Check FATASS, you and your brother diddled each other RIGHT?
damn!!!!these people love to eat. the only skinny one is the little girl. this guy definetly won't talk about american health if he's elected prez.
quit feedin them boys…..damn
Thank God they aren't wearing vertical stripes!
gang bang on biggest loser?
Doughnut?
OMFG! Someone beat that poor family with the muthafukin' UGLY STICK! (including the dog!)
Which one's the dog?
(TOP ROW)RETARD, RETARD FEMTARD
(BOTTOM ROW) EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW
THE ONLY CUTE ONE IN THE PHOTO IS THE DOG!!!!
Insert Perez here! He fits right in!
Imbreeding. Imbreeding certainly comes to mind.
Thank God they aren't wearing horizontal stripes!
That picture is not even RECENT! It was taken 5-10 years ago, before Huck was diagnosed with diabetes and set into motion his preventative health plans…I love you Perez, but you really can be an ass…
that the one on the left looks like Champ Kind from Anchorman.
and matching outfits are stupid.
America is so unbeliavebly lame!
What's the deal with those shirts, man?
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I'm thinking…when the
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world endz & therez no food
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thoze fuckerz R gonna eat MOM,
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zizzy, and the dog…
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a deep chicken fryer.
you could feed the whole of Darfur for a month if you stopped feeding your kids for just one day.
What the hell?
Striped shirts always sound like a good idea . . . .
JESUS he's f@#$'^ fat. Oh, wait, there's more than one person? Or is there?
MY goodness somebody feed them before they eat the dog!!
Lose the stripes.
dont eat me
Forget abortion! If Little Sister ends up with an unwanted pregnancy, I think her brothers and Dad will just eat the baby.
the last thing we need is this fat fuck running our country. he wanted to quarantine gays and people with aids. thats sick and he is sick and his son is sick too. just read all the articles about him…ugh
Them hog boys need to lay off the grits and the pork rinds.This is the portrait of America folks and it ain,t pretty.These heffers need to be let loose in Iraq and help there fellow country men over their fighting Daddy Mikes battle,oh Im sorry,America only sends its poor and deprieved kids of to war,there wouldn,t be enough money in the armys budget to feed these two. PLease AMERICA dont vote for him for your next president,Mike IS A BOXS OF ROCKS,HES EVEN DUMBER THAN BUSH.Not because Chuck Norris is a loyal supporter,hes a has been movie star,whats up with running on your own morals. PS CAN YOU IMAGINE THE WHITEHOUSE FOOD BUDGET IF HE GETS ELECTED,LET ARKANSAS HAVE THESE HICKS.
Red, White & Ewwwwww!!!!!
gross!!!poor little dog!
RETARDS.
Go on a diet!!!
Fat people should not wear stripes.
there house looks like a plantation and they are bout to serve that dog up for dinner
Look at that fat bastard in the middle!
He's John Candy reincarnated!!
Fucking hell!
Ummm…Maybe they should quit being right wing assholes and GO ON A DIET!!!!!!
vertical stripes actually make you look fat
Hey! Nice costuming for a stage play about Anywhere America rednecks. They should have taken the photo outside of Target. Sometimes our country is so embarrassing it's painful. You don't see Europeans, etc. wearing this kind of nerdwear and then thinking it's a great look to run for Pres.
Ew. This is the reason I am a democrat.
Fugly
Fugly
i didn't realize he was running for president
Fat f**k
holy instead of running for preident maybe he and his family need a swift DIET!!! FAT F@CKERS!
That's a lot of stripes!!
ginormous pigs!
dog killer
obsesity in america must be fought
Every person in this photograph looks sad. Or terrified. Obviously all three men have a serious eating addiction/disorder. And what is most disturbing, is that this really family really does represent a certain type of "average" american family.
If vertical stripes are supposed to make you look thinner I'd hate to see the fatter version. Family Biggest Loser anyone?
All you have to do is photoshop a Walmart in the backgroud…..
Ron Paul for Perezident
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who ate the other dog?
FATASS CENTRAL!!!!! OINK OINK!!!
"Pretty comes from the inside!" Which in my opinion only fat and ugly people say, only to protect themselves.
totally stupid.
Wow! If that was the one chosen as the best of the pictures taken, can you imagine the rejects?
They can benefit from a couple or six less meals in a day.
What is up with the stripes?
CHIMO!!!
Holy Homely, Batman!!
eating disorder