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When I look at this Christmas portrait of Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee and his family, the first thought that pops to mind is "___________."
Posted: December 18, 2007 at 9:50 am
Where's Richard Simmons when you need him?
What a hiddeous family!
Perezita is missing there!
I think you are cruel for even putting this picture up for mean comments! You should look at yourself, Perez! You're the fatass!!!
I think you are cruel for even putting this picture up for mean comments! You should look at yourself, Perez! You're the fat ass!!!
hahahahahahahahhahahaaahahahahhhahahahaha
DEE DEE DEE
(WANTED TO SAY DOWN SYNDROME, BUT THATS WRONG)
OOPS
haaaaahaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
obesity sucks
well they look pretty fckn horrible
Vogue was wrong. Stripes aren't slimming after all.
THEY ARE EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA. OBESE, INBRED LOOKING, LYING SHIT. EVEN THE DAMN DAMN LOOKS FUCKED UP. THE SONS LOOKED REALLY FUCKIN STUPID DRESSED LIKE THEIR FAT ASS FATHER. HOW DUMB. WHAT A WAY TO SELL YOURSELF TO AMERICA. HAHAHAHAHA
These are some of the best responses I've read in a good, long time! Fucking hilarious!
Keep them away from the dinner table for a little while. Like 2 years.
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…..The first thing I think of is that since you weren't in the picture you must have been in the larder chowin' down and missed the family portrait.
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I mean, c'mon, Perez, you DO look like you could fit…er…squeeze…in with them, you're pansiness notwithstanding.
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Glass houses and all, ya know, Perez.
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Just sayin', dude.
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Poor dog.
Separated bed rooms
Where's the beef?
Those vertical stripes are slimming!
For any Australians, or children reading this, it looks like they ate the banana's in Pyjamas…..RIP
Go on a diet. America won't elect a fat President.
Next frame: Dog goes on the barbecue.
How American! Typical fat asses.
Gross!
im telin PETA your choking your dog
got an extra shirt?
fat people
Looks like one of those families you see in the movies that capture, torture then eat the young teens, who have wandered from the main road. Either one of the fat sons could wear the mask and swing the chainsaw. Either one.
At least the dog is cute.
The WIDE Stripes
How I Could never ever take a Mormon seriously…it's just as insane as scientology..
wow thats a really big dude in the back, did you folks read "super size me"?
They do NOT need to be earing stripes!!
STOP THE INSANITY!!!
you wonder why one kills stray dogs ?
Re: Lily – GO OBAMA!!!! HUCKABEES BOYS LOOK LIKE SERIAL KILLERS……..NOTHING TO DO WITH THEIR WEIGHT….HAPPY???
Let's make shirts out of our bedding.
Hateful, white bigots!!
Fat Fucks!
What an unfortunate looking family.
YIKES!
CLOSET!
Anybody remember the movie DELIVERANCE?
Freaks
Chubby future serial killer in the middle. His parents must be violent and psychotic too.
This is the family poster child for obese America. Shame!
Definite problems in that family if they all eat themselves into obesity! That's a psychological issue!! Go Obama!
The Fat Beach Boys
They can't even take care of themselves (as evidenced by their weight), so how do they expect to run a country?
inbred! :S
Why is that woman choking the dog?
Vertical Stripes don't make you look thinner!
My first thought is "no thank you." The redhead creeps me the fuck out
(Love you PeePee)
i don't think that little girl has any chance of staying that little….with those people are here.
A Woman's Right To Choose.
Oh, Perez has posted his family Christmas picture.
they live in a Special Ed facility? At least thats the way the kids look.
Animal House
The Epitome of a Southern Republican family! Fat, goofy WASPS! So very, very sad. So typical. So hilarious.
Thank Jesus they didn't wear horizontal stripes.
Looks as though the fellas in that family have eaten every Democrybaby they have come across.
I wonder if they got hungary enough if they would eat the dog?
The Royal Fugily
were they so hungry they ate the dogs leg?
Vertical Stripes are not always flattering!
damn the guys are fat. I guess the president's physical fitness test will be lowering standards if he wins.
"When elected governor of Arkansas, Huckabee was significantly overweight. In 2003, physicians diagnosed the governor with adult-onset diabetes and informed him that he would not live more than ten years if he did not lose weight. Prompted by this diagnosis (as well as the subsequent death of former Governor Frank White, whose obesity led to a fatal heart attack), Huckabee began dieting and exercising. He subsequently lost over 110 pounds."
haaaa i'd like to see you be able to do that perez…oh wait, you can't. i don't even like huckabee but seriously, look in a mirror. you might want to think about making some lifestyle changes yourself….ps karma is a bitch i can't wait for you to get yours
Someone served too much fried chicken
fat as fuckabees
fat asses
RUN for the hills, not Capitol Hill.
The mom and daughter are cute and look like they don't fit in with those 2 guys.
dayum all that southern cooking made with love!!!
this is a disturbing picture… he's running for prez?? wow… and I'll bet they'll vote for him… unbelievable.. no wonder the rest of the world hates us.. look at these people.. the rest of the world all think we are all the same…i'm so dissapointed…
Everyone is so fat
at least there not horizontal strips that could have been a big fashion no no!
Mrs. Fuckabee must have a bigger cooch than Posh Spice (see the Beckham Tractor Pipe thread) after poppin' out that fat hippo.
Why is the dog so skinny?
vertical stripes do not necessarily make you look thinner!!!
why would 3 hideously fat rednecks agree to wear such a disastrous shirt
Jenny Craig…
I think we're gonna need a bigger bench
SAD
they look inbred!
They should have stopped at one.
gastric bypass!
OMG! They are so fat!!
now that's america!
Prison escapees
dunkin donuts
"i need to get my ass to the gym"
Is that John Candy in the back?!?!?!?!?
Vertical stripes aren't always slimming…
who ate all the pies???? who ate all the pies???? you fat bastard you fat bastard. you ate all the pies!!!!!
Perez…I absolutely love you to death…and am a loyal fan of your site…but I am really getting tired of you choosing Mike Huckabee as your latest target…Please stop thinking every Christian with morals is out to get gays, or is in any way judgemental!! Speaking as one) a Christian woman and 2) as someone who thinks of themselves completely equal with all human beings…I can say after much research and much conviction…Huckabee is a man of VERY distinguished character, and if you'd give him a chance..probably realize he is truly a good man..who wants to simply do good for America!
be afraid, be very afraid if this guy gets into the white house!!
well at least the dog is kinda cute.
too much whopper
Just say no…to fast food!
They look like the majority of Americans.
Stripes aren't as slimming as you think
It looks like the before pic for a slim fast commercial