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When I look at this Christmas portrait of Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee and his family, the first thought that pops to mind is "___________."

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  1. john says – reply to this


    501

    fat people should not wear stripes.

  2. morganmorphin says – reply to this


    502

    AHHAH EW : )

  3. Janey says – reply to this


    503

    are he and his wife siblings?
    those kids look like theres inbreeding going on.

  4. cindi says – reply to this


    504

    hee haw

  5. Beav says – reply to this


    505

    That bench is going to break. And look at their house. It looks like they just posed in front of a college dormitory. That is one fugly house.

  6. c says – reply to this


    506

    yikes!

  7. Jocelyn Wildenstein says – reply to this


    507

    Church must make people ugly.

  8. Marie says – reply to this


    508

    Where're the dogs shirt?

  9. Lesley says – reply to this


    509

    lardy arses

  10. Bob says – reply to this


    510

    They are all oberweight, unhealthy. Who wants a president who can't even take care of his own family !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. saz says – reply to this


    511

    who are they kidding with the vertical stripes?

  12. jewel says – reply to this


    512

    Gawd! I hope the guys don't eat that little girl. She needs to run.

  13. madison says – reply to this


    513

    fat ass rednecks. they SO would have the last name Huckabee. gross. i will move out of the country if he actually is elected.

  14. gapeach says – reply to this


    514

    Damn - they need to lose some major weight…

  15. Bob says – reply to this


    515

    They are all overweight, unhealthy. Who wants a president who can't even take care of his own family !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. morganmorphin says – reply to this


    516

    Re: Janey

    haha why would anyone want him?

  17. toni says – reply to this


    517

    when does the take-out arrive?

  18. Betsy says – reply to this


    518

    is that donkey lips in the back?

  19. Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this


    519

    The Family of Fat

  20. whaaa says – reply to this


    520

    It's a LIE that vertical stripes make you look thin.

  21. Nette says – reply to this


    521

    What a bunch of fat fucks.

  22. oh my says – reply to this


    522

    What a bunch of losers

  23. T-Dizzle says – reply to this


    523

    I like Huckabee and all, but dang, this picture makes him and his family look like a bunch of fat rednecks, lol

  24. Jennifer says – reply to this


    524

    Why is she strangling that dog??

  25. only in america says – reply to this


    525

    ha ha ha,
    who told them that sripes were slimming?

    Only in America folks.

  26. Jen says – reply to this


    526

    Ewwww, like the could ever be the presidential family. Gag me. Blah

  27. SarahO says – reply to this


    527

    Um folks, that's what most of middle America looks like. It's not pretty but it's true. Have you all been to Arkansas? That look is a dime a dozen!

  28. CDG says – reply to this


    528

    Perez…I absolutely love you to death…and am a loyal fan of your site…but I am really getting tired of you choosing Mike Huckabee as your latest target…Please stop thinking every Christian with morals is out to get gays, or is in any way judgemental!! Speaking as one) a Christian woman and 2) as someone who thinks of themselves completely equal with all human beings…I can say after much research and much conviction…Huckabee is a man of VERY distinguished character, and if you'd give him a chance..you'd probably realize he is truly a good man..who wants to simply do good for America!

  29. Ava says – reply to this


    529

    wow, even retards can procreate! in massive quantities, too…

  30. oh my gosh says – reply to this


    530

    save the dog from the son

  31. JJ says – reply to this


    531

    Do all his kids have Down syndrome, or just the dog?

  32. alexis says – reply to this


    532

    I bet that was their last photo together before they gathered round and hung that dog.

  33. Meri says – reply to this


    533

    God help us

  34. Cvf says – reply to this


    534

    …Bada ba ba ba, they're lovin' it!

  35. Ellelque says – reply to this


    535

    Quick! Hide the dog! The big one looks hungry!

  36. careyo says – reply to this


    536

    inbreeders…..

  37. Rami says – reply to this


    537

    how are they ALL gonna fit in the white house? do they take turns? Why is that lady choking that dog? Why do they look like the audience of an early America's Funniest Home Videos episode?

  38. Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this


    538

    Hey Homophobes !!! Put the marble cake DOWN!!!!

  39. republican says – reply to this


    539

    Please don't let him be the nominee. What do you people see in him? ICK.

  40. james says – reply to this


    540

    get me a hot dog you look like carnys

  41. Rebekah says – reply to this


    541

    no one is voting for this guy.

  42. Littlestarur says – reply to this


    542

    Stripes were a bad idea!

  43. Joe says – reply to this


    543

    Regardless of my thoughts on their politics or their weight, that is a horrible picture. Bad outfits and facial expressions. What were they thinking? And who took the shot? Why would you allow his fuller figure kids to bend over and expose their weight even more?

  44. Jenny Craig says – reply to this


    544

    Vertical stripes can only do so much…..

  45. GoMommy says – reply to this


    545

    Vertical stripes are NOT more slimming than horizontal ones.

  46. Gary says – reply to this


    546

    The Rosanne Barr Christmas special! LMAO

  47. pretty!! says – reply to this


    547

    lol

    so many funny comments on this post, loving it.

    I want to keep them around long enough for them to get a reality tv show at least. gotta be some drams lurking in those closets

    xx

  48. kendra says – reply to this


    548

    they're auditioning for "The Biggest Loser!"

  49. oh my gosh says – reply to this


    549

    vertical stripes are not thinning after all

  50. Donna says – reply to this


    550

    Hillbillies….

  51. michael says – reply to this


    551

    RUN DOG RUN is the first thing that pops into my mind. what a creepy looking family. and the shirts? seperating the genders? creeeepy.

  52. Melissa says – reply to this


    552

    I loves me some Hil…

  53. ewe says – reply to this


    553

    inbread.

  54. J says – reply to this


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    the first thing i think is… Dang thats a whole lotta biscuts and gravy, bacon, eggs, Krispy Kremes, texas toast… just slabs of everything. what a bunch of slobs they raised (and don't forget the legal gaffs). aren't they in their 20's? can you say angioplasty?
    if his party and platform didn't turn me off to voting for him, that sure did.

  55. Jeff says – reply to this


    555

    my goodness.
    good example. pray & eat and it'll all be ok, America.
    Vote for Huck.

  56. shelly says – reply to this


    556

    HOLY SHIT!!!
    are his kids retarded?? because they look mongloid.

  57. sammybean says – reply to this


    557

    you have got to be kidding. Oh Dear!

  58. Lizzy says – reply to this


    558

    Typical overweight, gaudy disgusting american family-they should have all had on Nascar shirts and had their portrait taken in front of a Walmart-this country is soooo scary anymore-I think I am going to pack my bags and blow the dust off of my passport…

  59. Lizzy says – reply to this


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    Typical overweight, gaudy disgusting american family-they should have all had on Nascar shirts and had their portrait taken in front of a Walmart-this country is soooo scary anymore-I think I am going to pack my bags and blow the dust off of my passport…

  60. ashley says – reply to this


    560

    fatty fatty fat fat

  61. kirs10 says – reply to this


    561

    Stripes are so slimming!!!

  62. fuckfundamentalists says – reply to this


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    i think they may sneak bites out of the dog food bag after they finish eating all the chips thats why the dog isnt obese and the humans are

    look at that fat dude in the middle, you KNOW he thinks the canned kind of dogfood is so good….he loves the moist flavor of horse intestines.

  63. YUCKY POOOOO REPUBLICANS says – reply to this


    563

    white trashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  64. SWITCH PARTIES says – reply to this


    564

    Re: Lindsay – Who gives a shit? Deal with it or get the fuck off the site.

  65. Shotaro Ishinomori Katwmn1 says – reply to this


    565

    Oh My God he married his sister.

  66. HK says – reply to this


    566

    Awww, they're all wearing matching mom jeans!

  67. Rob says – reply to this


    567

    Better hire a chef who can make some biscuits and gravy….

  68. linda says – reply to this


    568

    "EAT MUCH " !!!!!!!!!!!!

  69. PerezezDietGuru says – reply to this


    569

    THIS is what they mean by "LARDASS."

  70. Jennay says – reply to this


    570

    When I look at this Christmas portrait of Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee and his family, the first thought that pops to mind is “___________.”

    Not the ideal picture of a Presidential family!!

  71. sydneysydneysydney says – reply to this


    571

    Santa needs to bring them a treadmill.

  72. klik says – reply to this


    572

    I thought vertical stripes were slimming but apparently not!

  73. Sonja says – reply to this


    573

    Creepy.

  74. Wanda says – reply to this


    574

    Not even the dog look good.

  75. Michelle says – reply to this


    575

    Isn't that the same shirt he was wearing in his mug shot?

  76. jayla says – reply to this


    576

    MC DONALDS!

  77. Mark says – reply to this


    577

    Jez they're FAT

  78. MK says – reply to this


    578

    fast food…..

  79. Ella says – reply to this


    579

    "One of usssss one of ussssss"

  80. TrickyB says – reply to this


    580

    I thought I was looking at Perez's holiday family picture

  81. blue_shoe says – reply to this


    581

    "Obese American capitalists" and "That poor dog!"

  82. Slater Granite says – reply to this


    582

    Jenny Craig?

  83. Yuck! says – reply to this


    583

    G'all dang, that's a lot of bacon fat quivering in one family.

  84. kaylee says – reply to this


    584

    they look like fags, and they are fat

  85. blah says – reply to this


    585

    haha i think the photographer thought it would be funny to make lard jr the center of the picture.

  86. Ms. Divine says – reply to this


    586

    Inbreeding!

  87. jayla says – reply to this


    587

    Re: jenni – Best comment of the lot, fuckin hilarious!

  88. Grey says – reply to this


    588

    Where are you Perez??

  89. Obsessed says – reply to this


    589

    what a bunch of lard asses !!!! LMFAO !!!!!!

  90. Andrea says – reply to this


    590

    first family??…OR… first in line for buffet??

  91. kate_jackson says – reply to this


    591

    oh look a bunch of buddhas…minus the wisdom.

  92. elle says – reply to this


    592

    tony little

  93. javi says – reply to this


    593

    fire their stylist!

  94. Alan says – reply to this


    594

    OBESITY

  95. lt says – reply to this


    595

    THEY LOOK LIKE PERFORMERS FROM A DISNEYLAND SHOW ON MAIN STREET

  96. Michael says – reply to this


    596

    "Merry Christmas from the Fatty Boom-ba-latty's"

  97. holyfatcakes says – reply to this


    597

    Mike Huckabee's campaign slogan: "TrimSpa Baby!"

  98. Ugh says – reply to this


    598

    Did you know he started a program for kids in Arkansas to where they have to get their BMI in elementary school? Kids that little are being told they're overweight. And look at that picture. Double standards, I guess.

  99. kuandi12 says – reply to this


    599

    holy shit his sons are fat!!!!

  100. Matilda says – reply to this


    600

    WHOOA!!! His sons should definitly pay for 2 on airplains! And pay extra for all the crap they are eating, I bet the biggest kid eats at leats on cow a month alone! That is alot of CO2 in the atmosphere!!! DIET OR DIE!

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