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When I look at this Christmas portrait of Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee and his family, the first thought that pops to mind is "___________."

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  1. tom says – reply to this


    701

    how his entire family bears a resemblance to lard ass from the movie "stand by me"

  2. angel_i says – reply to this


    702

    EAT THE RICH!!!

  3. sweetthing says – reply to this


    703

    Put a lock on the damn refigerator, and hire a stylist!!!!! Hilarious, are they serious with this pic ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. King of Mean says – reply to this


    704

    Too bad the fat ones didn't even know NOT to turn to the side, so we see their big fat ASSES… bunch of DOG KILLER homophobic BIGOTS…

    Horrible family… pure evil too. "Christian" homophobe ASSHOLES.

  5. whocares says – reply to this


    705

    inbred hillbilly fat fucks with wayyyy too many stripes

  6. Ann says – reply to this


    706

    It's nice to see that families across America are taking in fat, retarded children.

  7. willasc says – reply to this


    707

    So that's where all the aid for starving countries went…

  8. Lee says – reply to this


    708

    Lose the stripes.
    Love the Republicans…but lose the stripes!

  9. Fallon says – reply to this


    709

    "durrrrrrr !!!"

  10. Jen says – reply to this


    710

    Lay off the donuts guys!

  11. Leslie says – reply to this


    711

    Middle America!

  12. Kimmy says – reply to this


    712

    Too bad Lizzy Borden wasn't Lizzy Huckabee!

  13. vk says – reply to this


    713

    GASTRIC BYPASS

  14. The Dog says – reply to this


    714

    I H A T E T H E S E L A R D A S S E S !!!

  15. sonia says – reply to this


    715

    no to stripes!!!

  16. BBBoricua says – reply to this


    716

    Run for the hills, doggie!!! If they get hungry, they will eat you.
    Stay away from the YOO-HOOs and Big Macs, Kids.

  17. Liz says – reply to this


    717

    Strange…

  18. colstim says – reply to this


    718

    The dog is the only healthy-looking one of the bunch!

  19. Drei Ulm says – reply to this


    719

    Well, Augustus Gloop there in the middle is resting a fat roll on the bench, and Mama Huckabee is choking the shit out of that dog. Surely its trying to run away to avoid be repressed. Go Team America!

  20. andie says – reply to this


    720

    This looks like a 'before' picture… but there isn't an 'after.'

  21. readyagain says – reply to this


    721

    I thought vertical stripes were supposed to be SLIMMING.
    OMG. The HOrror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AWFUL card - sad looking fam.

  22. OMG says – reply to this


    722

    WTF!!!!

  23. Laura says – reply to this


    723

    oooops! vertical stripes do not make everyone look thinner…

  24. katie raye says – reply to this


    724

    chub a lub and american and kinda the boys are kinda femmy

  25. shana says – reply to this


    725

    fugly refucklicans

  26. Greasy Bear says – reply to this


    726

    Daddy?!!?

  27. krispy says – reply to this


    727

    they look like the contestants from that blueberry pie scene in stand by me. holy crap, they're heavy..

  28. Hannah says – reply to this


    728

    You can always lose weight—obviously he did. What does Hillary do? Make a new face?

  29. Teresa says – reply to this


    729

    JOLLY RANCHERS!

  30. assn says – reply to this


    730

    I can't believe nobody noticed from the clothes that this family has an oedipus syndrome/complex.

  31. canadian says – reply to this


    731

    They look like typical fat americans that you see everywhere in america.

  32. Elizabeth says – reply to this


    732

    Didn't fat presidents w/ fat sons go out of style at the end of the Victorian era? Just wonderin'. An older man with a few extra pounds seems to be par for the course in the US, but young men with even more girth than their dad- that's just slothful!

  33. Helen says – reply to this


    733

    FAT ASS

  34. FatPerez Jokes says – reply to this


    734

    Oh the irony. Dumbass Perez leads with fat jokes when he is a fat joke. How long till Perez chokes to death sucking some HIV cock?

  35. Quillz says – reply to this


    735

    if your "bigger" you shouldnt wear stripes.

  36. b says – reply to this


    736

    damn…even the dog is fat. They were lucky they could pull the two sons away from video games & chips long enough to take a photo!

  37. Julie says – reply to this


    737

    Where's the buffet?

  38. Andrew says – reply to this


    738

    I though vertical stripes were meant to make you look thin?!

  39. FREAKS says – reply to this


    739

    Is this what we might expect to be in the White House????? God help us all.

  40. KB says – reply to this


    740

    Quick, by Charmin stock….

  41. jbonz says – reply to this


    741

    Bacon grease.

  42. Brandi says – reply to this


    742

    Huckabee lost a lot of weight the last year or so he was in the Governor's office so this must be a very old picture. That being said, he now looks like death warmed over and I wonder why he didn't force his children on the diet he wrote a book about. Heaven knows he tried to force his weight loss ideas on the whole state of Arkansas.

  43. evelyn says – reply to this


    743

    Where is Kirsty Alley in this picture. No wonder he doesn't like gays, no gay would touch either of those sons of his.

  44. BlueBlueBlueBlue says – reply to this


    744

    What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?

  45. assnn says – reply to this


    745

    I can't believe nobody noticed from the clothes that this family has an oedipus syndrome/complex.

  46. BlueBlueBlueBlue says – reply to this


    746

    What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?

  47. BlueBlueBlueBlue says – reply to this


    747

    What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?

  48. BlueBlueBlueBlue says – reply to this


    748

    What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?

  49. BlueBlueBlueBlue says – reply to this


    749

    What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?

  50. BlueBlueBlueBlue says – reply to this


    750

    What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?

  51. BlueBlueBlueBlue says – reply to this


    751

    What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?

  52. Miriah says – reply to this


    752

    Those stripes are not slimming. dayum.

  53. Patrick Hughes says – reply to this


    753

    …sausage rolls.

  54. Suzzeee says – reply to this


    754

    they eat too much?!

  55. Barb says – reply to this


    755

    Christina Chen is his secret daughter…

  56. HUNGRY says – reply to this


    756

    Damn that woman can cook!

  57. Louie says – reply to this


    757

    fucki*g hell! lol

  58. tanya says – reply to this


    758

    they are all asking santa for lipo this year…or atleast i hope they are..and im guessing the girl is hoping to god she doesnt turn out that fat

  59. SaintSea says – reply to this


    759

    "Step away from the gravy ladle!"

  60. Meaghan D says – reply to this


    760

    your kidding me right….stripes!!!!!!!!!!!!……more like, gripes!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. DJ Holly Rock says – reply to this


    761

    The first thing that pops into my head is, "WOW!!! That dog needs to be put on a diet!!!"

  62. kim says – reply to this


    762

    could the guy in the middle be any fatter???????????

  63. Jamie says – reply to this


    763

    Perez- I am SO happy that you are shining so much light on this waste of a spot on a ballot. He (and his son) are TERRIBLE people. I go to college in Arkansas and every gameday the President of our university flies a blimp over the stadium which states Don't Vote Huckabee. For those of you who don't know– Arkansas is where Huckabee was governor– if people from his OWN STATE can't stand him, what in the world do people think will change if he runs our whole country? Keep it up Perez! And THANK YOU!

  64. EVillBabe says – reply to this


    764

    This is what happens when cousins marry.

  65. Jeff says – reply to this


    765

    I do not know why all you bithches are complaining. The last gov from Arkansas was voted president twice and his wife is running this time. Do not call them "HICKS" all of you must love them, you have put the last 2 HICKS in office.

  66. Suzanne says – reply to this


    766

    What. The. Fuck.

  67. katieman says – reply to this


    767

    Call Jenny Craig!!!

  68. Mikhail says – reply to this


    768

    Gimme a ham sammich or I`ll eat you and a bench Im sitting on.

  69. noonecares says – reply to this


    769

    OMG

  70. alfonsojose says – reply to this


    770

    Conservative family kidnap and rape dog

  71. val says – reply to this


    771

    lay of fry chicken

  72. sm says – reply to this


    772

    OK all of you idiots. Do your research. This is a very old picture. He has since dropped over 100 lbs. Maybe Perez should consider his diet.

  73. the first thought in my mind is: says – reply to this


    773

    we're all fat and dress like shit.

  74. Devon J says – reply to this


    774

    Why are they wearing matching outfits? Obesity is clearly hereditary. lol lol

  75. katieman says – reply to this


    775

    CALL JENNY CRAIG!

  76. ranish says – reply to this


    776

    that elbow patches went out years ago.

  77. mizzle says – reply to this


    777

    that they love Mcdonalds?

  78. jys says – reply to this


    778

    fatty barber shop quartet… unfortunate future goth daughter.

  79. J-Bird says – reply to this


    779

    What a bunch of goobers.

  80. yes, i bite says – reply to this


    780

    the first thought in my mind is: Hey, we wanna EAT ya!

  81. PETA member says – reply to this


    781

    My first thought is ….

    Another INBRED Republican family.

  82. erin says – reply to this


    782

    even the dog looks retarded.

  83. andri says – reply to this


    783

    get yourselves into shape before you try to shape up america

  84. Lindsay says – reply to this


    784

    …install a home gym

  85. josie123321 says – reply to this


    785

    they seriously need a diet………..New Years Resolution, perhaps!!

  86. lindsay says – reply to this


    786

    one more dude and you'll have a very large barbershop quartet

  87. jlm says – reply to this


    787

    The Biggest Loser: Family Edition

  88. couch says – reply to this


    788

    cross bearing christian republicans are the scariest people on earth, not to mention white trash and ugly as sin.

  89. domi says – reply to this


    789

    I thought verticle stripes were supposed to be slimming?!

  90. Kater says – reply to this


    790

    What a bunch of fatasses. Nice shirts.

  91. Kater says – reply to this


    791

    What a bunch of fatasses. Nice shirts.

  92. smurfy says – reply to this


    792

    if this group moves in the White House it will be called The HAMELOT ERA.
    What a disgrace to the Office Of The President.
    they look like they need jared from subway.
    lolololololol

  93. mel says – reply to this


    793

    SHE'S STRANGLING THE DOG!!!!! that kind of photo simply cannot be planned made it — it's PERFECT!hahahahaha

  94. mel says – reply to this


    794

    SHE'S STRANGLING THE DOG!!!!! that kind of photo simply cannot be planned made it — it's PERFECT!hahahahaha

  95. doesntevenmatter says – reply to this


    795

    this is a VERY old picture of the huckabees… i can say this because i am a personal friend of one of their children… they are actually a very great family, very loving, and very supportive…

    maybe you should look at yourself before judging someone else by their looks alone…

  96. c says – reply to this


    796

    g-r-o-s-s !

  97. JBwrs5 says – reply to this


    797

    Did they get their boys from somewhere "special"?

  98. azzy says – reply to this


    798

    why the dog isn't wearing red sweater?

  99. Nina says – reply to this


    799

    Get that dog away from blubber boy!

  100. EB says – reply to this


    800

    a bunch of fat asses.

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