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When I look at this Christmas portrait of Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee and his family, the first thought that pops to mind is "___________."
Posted: December 18, 2007 at 9:50 am




how his entire family bears a resemblance to lard ass from the movie "stand by me"
EAT THE RICH!!!
Put a lock on the damn refigerator, and hire a stylist!!!!! Hilarious, are they serious with this pic ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too bad the fat ones didn't even know NOT to turn to the side, so we see their big fat ASSES… bunch of DOG KILLER homophobic BIGOTS…
Horrible family… pure evil too. "Christian" homophobe ASSHOLES.
inbred hillbilly fat fucks with wayyyy too many stripes
It's nice to see that families across America are taking in fat, retarded children.
So that's where all the aid for starving countries went…
Lose the stripes.
Love the Republicans…but lose the stripes!
"durrrrrrr !!!"
Lay off the donuts guys!
Middle America!
Too bad Lizzy Borden wasn't Lizzy Huckabee!
GASTRIC BYPASS
I H A T E T H E S E L A R D A S S E S !!!
no to stripes!!!
Run for the hills, doggie!!! If they get hungry, they will eat you.
Stay away from the YOO-HOOs and Big Macs, Kids.
Strange…
The dog is the only healthy-looking one of the bunch!
Well, Augustus Gloop there in the middle is resting a fat roll on the bench, and Mama Huckabee is choking the shit out of that dog. Surely its trying to run away to avoid be repressed. Go Team America!
This looks like a 'before' picture… but there isn't an 'after.'
I thought vertical stripes were supposed to be SLIMMING.
OMG. The HOrror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWFUL card - sad looking fam.
WTF!!!!
oooops! vertical stripes do not make everyone look thinner…
chub a lub and american and kinda the boys are kinda femmy
fugly refucklicans
Daddy?!!?
they look like the contestants from that blueberry pie scene in stand by me. holy crap, they're heavy..
You can always lose weight—obviously he did. What does Hillary do? Make a new face?
JOLLY RANCHERS!
I can't believe nobody noticed from the clothes that this family has an oedipus syndrome/complex.
They look like typical fat americans that you see everywhere in america.
Didn't fat presidents w/ fat sons go out of style at the end of the Victorian era? Just wonderin'. An older man with a few extra pounds seems to be par for the course in the US, but young men with even more girth than their dad- that's just slothful!
FAT ASS
Oh the irony. Dumbass Perez leads with fat jokes when he is a fat joke. How long till Perez chokes to death sucking some HIV cock?
if your "bigger" you shouldnt wear stripes.
damn…even the dog is fat. They were lucky they could pull the two sons away from video games & chips long enough to take a photo!
Where's the buffet?
I though vertical stripes were meant to make you look thin?!
Is this what we might expect to be in the White House????? God help us all.
Quick, by Charmin stock….
Bacon grease.
Huckabee lost a lot of weight the last year or so he was in the Governor's office so this must be a very old picture. That being said, he now looks like death warmed over and I wonder why he didn't force his children on the diet he wrote a book about. Heaven knows he tried to force his weight loss ideas on the whole state of Arkansas.
Where is Kirsty Alley in this picture. No wonder he doesn't like gays, no gay would touch either of those sons of his.
What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?
I can't believe nobody noticed from the clothes that this family has an oedipus syndrome/complex.
What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?
What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?
What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?
What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?
What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?
What the fuck is THIS? Lawrence Welk meets Beverly Hillbillies?
Those stripes are not slimming. dayum.
…sausage rolls.
they eat too much?!
Christina Chen is his secret daughter…
Damn that woman can cook!
fucki*g hell! lol
they are all asking santa for lipo this year…or atleast i hope they are..and im guessing the girl is hoping to god she doesnt turn out that fat
"Step away from the gravy ladle!"
your kidding me right….stripes!!!!!!!!!!!!……more like, gripes!!!!!!!!!!!
The first thing that pops into my head is, "WOW!!! That dog needs to be put on a diet!!!"
could the guy in the middle be any fatter???????????
Perez- I am SO happy that you are shining so much light on this waste of a spot on a ballot. He (and his son) are TERRIBLE people. I go to college in Arkansas and every gameday the President of our university flies a blimp over the stadium which states Don't Vote Huckabee. For those of you who don't know– Arkansas is where Huckabee was governor– if people from his OWN STATE can't stand him, what in the world do people think will change if he runs our whole country? Keep it up Perez! And THANK YOU!
This is what happens when cousins marry.
I do not know why all you bithches are complaining. The last gov from Arkansas was voted president twice and his wife is running this time. Do not call them "HICKS" all of you must love them, you have put the last 2 HICKS in office.
What. The. Fuck.
Call Jenny Craig!!!
Gimme a ham sammich or I`ll eat you and a bench Im sitting on.
OMG
Conservative family kidnap and rape dog
lay of fry chicken
OK all of you idiots. Do your research. This is a very old picture. He has since dropped over 100 lbs. Maybe Perez should consider his diet.
we're all fat and dress like shit.
Why are they wearing matching outfits? Obesity is clearly hereditary. lol lol
CALL JENNY CRAIG!
that elbow patches went out years ago.
that they love Mcdonalds?
fatty barber shop quartet… unfortunate future goth daughter.
What a bunch of goobers.
the first thought in my mind is: Hey, we wanna EAT ya!
My first thought is ….
Another INBRED Republican family.
even the dog looks retarded.
get yourselves into shape before you try to shape up america
…install a home gym
they seriously need a diet………..New Years Resolution, perhaps!!
one more dude and you'll have a very large barbershop quartet
The Biggest Loser: Family Edition
cross bearing christian republicans are the scariest people on earth, not to mention white trash and ugly as sin.
I thought verticle stripes were supposed to be slimming?!
What a bunch of fatasses. Nice shirts.
What a bunch of fatasses. Nice shirts.
if this group moves in the White House it will be called The HAMELOT ERA.
What a disgrace to the Office Of The President.
they look like they need jared from subway.
lolololololol
SHE'S STRANGLING THE DOG!!!!! that kind of photo simply cannot be planned made it — it's PERFECT!hahahahaha
SHE'S STRANGLING THE DOG!!!!! that kind of photo simply cannot be planned made it — it's PERFECT!hahahahaha
this is a VERY old picture of the huckabees… i can say this because i am a personal friend of one of their children… they are actually a very great family, very loving, and very supportive…
maybe you should look at yourself before judging someone else by their looks alone…
g-r-o-s-s !
Did they get their boys from somewhere "special"?
why the dog isn't wearing red sweater?
Get that dog away from blubber boy!
a bunch of fat asses.