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When I look at this Christmas portrait of Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee and his family, the first thought that pops to mind is "___________."

Posted: December 18, 2007 at 9:50 am

2801 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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jerome says – reply to this

801

"stripes are so slimming!" and "Call Valerie Bertinelli for inspiration."
Beaver says – reply to this

802

What a bunch of pigs!!!
jj says – reply to this

803

krispy k-killa kreme
Dildo Gaggins says – reply to this

804

Welcome to the end of the Huckabee bloodline.
Mike Huckabees 3rd CHIN says – reply to this

805

Some people shouldn't breed. And mom needs her ROOTS done BADDDDLYYY!!!
Josh says – reply to this

806

Impeach Huckabee!!!
Coop says – reply to this

807

The bench breathes a sigh of relief, after the shot is over…. "Oy, Vey… those christians are heavy!"
angel_i says – reply to this

808

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Cottonball says – reply to this

809

Why isn't the dog wearing a matching outfit? How will we ever know if the pup is male or female?
mommaP says – reply to this

810

is gimme a break
badger says – reply to this

811

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Denise says – reply to this

812

Jenny Craig
BLAKE says – reply to this

813

stripes don't make you look thin,
eurosnob says – reply to this

814

Fat fat americans with no dress sense.
nikki says – reply to this

815

the new contestants for next seasons the biggest loser
joelee says – reply to this

816

weight watchers..
sleepydiva says – reply to this

817

This is matching at its worst. Yuk! This family photo looks sooo creepy. I don't really want to say anything that bad about the sons because they kind of look like they're missing a chromosome or something. The sons also look like they'd rape you just as sure as look at you. The mother looks like she has alot of secrets she's hiding and the poor daughter is sure to have a future stint in Promises. This man and his family can not get into the White House for more than just vanity reasons as we all know.
↨♥krazihottkelli♥↨=bitch↓↓↓↓↓ says – reply to this

818

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michelle says – reply to this

819

AMERICA NEEDS TO GO ON A DIET!!!!!!!!!HI BRAZIL,U R THE BEST!!!!!
Em says – reply to this

820

dog killer cover up.
Mer says – reply to this

821

Too many stripes!!!
DEe says – reply to this

822

The boys look just like the Dad, and why do people dress alike for these pics?
kat says – reply to this

823

obesity!!!
Danny the Tranny says – reply to this

824

The vertical stripes were just thing thing. The guys are futt bugly!!!
kat says – reply to this

825

obesity!!!
Lisa says – reply to this

826

really high health care cost!
or
americas weight problem!
Jo says – reply to this

827

Fat Camp Anyone?!?!
tal says – reply to this

828

disgusting
shadoobie22 says – reply to this

829

blue stripes are what the court ordered them to wear instead of ankle bracelets.

What a bunch of freaks. Torturing animals? His kid is a serial killer in the making. Mike Huckabee must be proud.
ashley says – reply to this

830

WHACK!!
lulu says – reply to this

831

Weight Watchers
megs says – reply to this

832

Yes the DOG is definitely the best looking member of that family!!!
melissa says – reply to this

833

they're a bunch of fat, disgusting, judgmental fucks?
sharon says – reply to this

834

they are all huge
↨♥krazihottkelli♥↨=bitch↓↓↓↓↓↓ says – reply to this

835

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CR says – reply to this

836

Two Words - Jenny Craig !!
Colin says – reply to this

837

Nice try with the verticle stripes…
RichiePooDeLauderVegas says – reply to this

838

"The End of Democracy". OMG, that family will be the First Family afflicted with the ob gene! (That's the gene that runs in families afflicted with the disease of obesity…which IS a disease, not a moral failing and not a stubborn reluctance to push away from the table.)
And, as I hear, they are totally corrupt…the Big Boy hangs dogs for fun and is fascinated with guns.
And OMG, that tacky house! They call it a mansion, I call it a really ugly apartment building.
And Mrs. Huckabee looks as if she's trying to communicate to the photographer that she's being held prisoner…"he beats me…HELP!"
And that poor after-thought of a daughter…she'll either excell in school or become a toothless street walker on Meth, giving $2 handjobs at traffic stops.
Huckleberry Hound will finish the ruination of America that was started by Newt Gingrich and the Religious Wrong in 1994 & perpetuated and accelerated by Dubya and his puppet meisters.
As Jim Morrison said, "This is The End, my friend."
mj says – reply to this

839

eww. stripes are not good..
robin says – reply to this

840

what a healthy family!
metstark says – reply to this

841

holy, hahahahahahahaha
misscrazyass says – reply to this

842

Stop strangling the puppy!!!!!!!
metstark says – reply to this

843

holy, hahahahahahahaha, just looooooooooooooove the shirts, hahahaha
sleepydiva says – reply to this

844

Re: Conformis2NonConformity – Ummm it is our JOB to CHOOZ the next president! Thats why we vote. Yes, its not right to make our decision based on SUPERFICIAL reasons ( and I don't think thats why people are leaving comments ), but non the less we all have the right to our opinion. I don't believe in making fun of someone for his/her weight, but beyond that there is something really CREEPY about this photo. Weight aside…you can't say that there isn't something kind of twisted about the look on his son's faces.
Geebz says – reply to this

845

da da da da DA…I'm lovin' it!
```FUNKTIONAL %D says – reply to this

846

DISFUNTIONAL SEXUAL DYSFUNCTIONAL SEXUAL SECRETS
jhj says – reply to this

847

Would you like a little lard with your double whopper, large fries, and x-tra large shake?
RichiePooDeLauderVegas says – reply to this

848

Mrs Huckleberry Hound should take her hand off that gagging dog's throat. "Momma, I wanna kill it! Yew know I got arrested for opting to hang a dawg instead of suckin' off the Scout Meister at Boy Scout Camp!"
drew says – reply to this

849

his son probably killed that dog
SHEDEVIL says – reply to this

850

Jenny Craig
Angie says – reply to this

851

YIKES!!!!
sue says – reply to this

852

this is proof obesity is a serious problem in the US!
Jarod says – reply to this

853

Just what the rest of the world would expect from America–a fat first family.
barbT says – reply to this

854

That poor, poor little girl. She's the only sane and healthy looking one in the picture. How embarrassing for her.
Jonny Minogue says – reply to this

855

I'm thinkin' Arby's!
BENNYBENNY:( :( :( says – reply to this

856

POOR DOGGY
Sofia says – reply to this

857

Jenny Craig
Backed up toilets says – reply to this

858

Holy pork rinds Batman! Why are they all so red in the face like they are permanently embarrassed?
Perezsux says – reply to this

859

If you haven't noticed Huckabee has lost a shitload of weight - unlike you Perez.
Hami says – reply to this

860

Re: JD – ummmm it wouldn't matter if he was a democrat, republican, whatever….he and his family would still be ugly as SHIT…except for the dog.
Fashionista says – reply to this

861

These people represent the worse in america - bigots, fat, oversized, overfed, and overly religious ! Would Americans be that STUPID to even consider him to be a front runner with the repugnanlicans ? Jeeez!
mjcp says – reply to this

862

Gee, stripes ARE slimming!
Natalie says – reply to this

863

Why isn't that dog hanging from a tree?
Michelle says – reply to this

864

Mooooooooooooooooo
Beth says – reply to this

865

Just because there IS a McDonalds on every corner in America does not mean you NEED to eat at them all.
carol says – reply to this

866

Hee haw! Y'all please send Steve Kojo and Richard Simmons to the Governor's Mansion. Ya hear
Michelle says – reply to this

867

Oh dear God, no…
Jessica says – reply to this

868

there goes America's fight against obesity
RS says – reply to this

869

Have you called Jenny lately?
VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA says – reply to this

870

DYSFUNCTIONAL SEXUAL SECRETS! ! ! ! !
Ashley says – reply to this

871

That's a LOT of stripes.
Kris says – reply to this

872

Blargle Blergle
Tammy Sue says – reply to this

873

Perez, a million thanks for this picture. At least we know America won't be voting for their fatass
family. Some self control. Go Democrats.

Let's see: the first thing that popped in my mind
was….LOOK AT THE REPUBLICAN PERV'S….

WONDER HOW MANY DICKS THEY SUCKED IN
AMERICA'S BATHROOMS AND REST AREA'S???
Odawg says – reply to this

874

Biggest Loser Family Addition 2008
Lo' says – reply to this

875

perez please show us something that won't make our first thoughts be the truffle shuffle?

it looks more like halloween than christmas.
Sabrina says – reply to this

876

I cant imagine how fat those guys would look if they wern't wearing vertical stripes.
girlbehavingbad says – reply to this

877

*shudder*

eeeewwwwww
poo says – reply to this

878

When told 'vertical striped shirts are slimming'….he believed it.

also 'elbow patches don't make you look a cunt'….don't believe everything you're told.
Carrie says – reply to this

879

In the words of Carlos Mencia…"Dee Dee Dee"
Hami says – reply to this

880

ahahahahahahah well…i guess this family does represent the TYPICAL American family…sad sad sad.
angells says – reply to this

881

so THAT'S what inbred & corn-fed looks like!
bored says – reply to this

882

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My GAWD- Corn-fed tater eatin' bastards aint they??????????
Angst Granma says – reply to this

883

FREAKSHOW
natalieanne says – reply to this

884

KFC anyone?
Chris says – reply to this

885

I'm seriously moving to Canada!
heather says – reply to this

886

fat asses.
Oh My says – reply to this

887

OBESITY!!
girlbehavingbad says – reply to this

888

why is the dog the only cute one in the pic????
Beck says – reply to this

889

Why the stripes?! WHy!?
Brian says – reply to this

890

god damn, that is a fat ass.
andi says – reply to this

891

What the hell are they feeding those men?
angelatini says – reply to this

892

fucking hillbillies
Randolph says – reply to this

893

STOP Eating!!! Just step back from that plate… and put down that fork… easy now… easy…
mistressposte says – reply to this

894

… why is she choking the dog?
subway jared says – reply to this

895

Self-Discipline.
ash says – reply to this

896

FREAKS what kind of family match there outfits. unles your 3 its not cute
M from Toronto says – reply to this

897

Creepin' Jesus, you scared me Perez.
I thought it was Tina and her family.
rosa says – reply to this

898

screw running for president……………..just start running to lose that weight
Stacer says – reply to this

899

that POOR bench…..
XXIX says – reply to this

900

Fat boys are back, and you know they can never be wack!

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