We Love Her Lady Lumps
Filed under: Canadialand > Alanis Morissette
She's got a new album coming out in a few months. She's going on tour with Matchbox 20.
And, now, Alanis Morissette has a sizzling new look to boot!
One of our favoritest Canadians debuted a glamorous new makeover in the new issue of Allure.
Rock out!
Posted: December 29, 2007 at 4:22 pm
this pic of alana looks airbrushed to death.. she doesn't look anything like that in real life. give me a break.
If alana wants to be truly cool she should stick to her roots and stop being some sexy slut. She far too intelligent to seel herself short like that.. what a shame what a fall from grace.
you can't play guitar with gloves on.
same horse face, different saddle
wow! this is the best she's ever looked!
Love Her
Alanis is great. Period. She just gets better with each album. I personally thought her last two were her best. So, I'm very excited to hear what she has in store for us next. Rock on Alanis. You're the best!
Dammmmmmmmmmmmm
I`d HIT THAT!!!!!!!!!
OH C A N A D A
Wonderful, now you can't tell her from any other brunette who has ever been on the cover of Allure.
Ryan must be jealoussss
The retouching is ridiculous and it doesn't even look like her. Nice to see her come back with her music though
go Alanis!!!
She looks gorgeous! I think the jagged little pill did her some good. Screw Ryan Reynolds, eat your heart out dude! She still rocks. Yeah, bay bay. I am SO there. See you at the show.
I soooo love her!!! She's hot!
Yeah she is definitely HOT…I met her in 2002 and I was in shock how beautiful she is.
Let me see if I understand this: the more she looks like every other L.A. woman touched up with too much makeup and a vacant look on her face, the MORE you love her? Perez, you're part of the problem that is unrealistic standards for women mixed with media-induced self-hatred. Frankly, I liked her better when she looked NATURAL!
Looks like GOOD eatin 2 me…..
who cares if the the photos were retouched?i mean is she too skinny for People mag or too fat?if it sells-that's all that matters!by the way,when i saw mariah in concert(up close)she looked just as beautiful as any picture i've seen of her!silly me-i like her for her music.
Photoshop, fake tits? I thought she was smarter than that. What a sell out.
SHE'S STILL UGLY!!!!!
It just looks like they stuffed a race horse into a bodysuit.
So glad Ryan realized he could do better.
Work it girl! Glad to see her bringing the sexy back! Alanis is a baad bitch! Love her!!
Alanis is UGLY. She MAJORLY looks POSITIVELY EQUINE with that HORRIBLY UGLY HORSE FACE.
Looks like a completely different person. I like her but WTF? Way too photoshopped.
Can we say PHOTOSHOPPED! Ok as a Canadian I can tell you she does NOT look anything like this pic. I didn't even recognize her until I read the caption!!
she does look really good she should have tried to look better years ago when she first came out
she does look really good she should have tried to look better years ago when she first came out
I always thought she was cute…not beautiful or super hot, but cute and kinda sexy
wow, love this look!!
Well, whaddya know. She's got some hot in that pot!
This is the best she's ever looked.
And you don't have to be a sell-out to go from woodsy to glam.
Nothing wrong with enjoying your ladyhood, ladies!
Y'know, back in Alanis' heyday when she was everywhere (and a little too pretentious and sanctimonious, IMO), I never dreamed there would come a time when I would actually miss her presence and look forward to her musical statements. But seeing how painfully insipid music is today and has been for a while, I am now eager to her more from her. Unlike many other singers, she has real talent, as well as something to say. Go Alanis! Show them how it's done!
Are you kidding me?
You rag on EVERYONE else about their personal toucer-uppers
You know this has benn COMPLETELY photoshopped
Alanis is an ugly fucker
I love Alanis and her music. She's soooo unique!
FUCK SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING FAT COW! THAT LENS FLARE SHOULD HAVE BEEN AROUND HER FAT ASS THIGHS AND PS L.A IS A DUMP AND PEREZ YOU SHOULD REALLY NOT WORK AT THE COFFEE BEAN BECAUSE THAT PLACE IS A FUCKING DUMP BUT I SUPPOSE IT SUITS A BIGGEST LOSER CONTESTANT LIKE YOU…THIN HOT SEXY GLAMOURPUSS AVON LADY.
Alanis IS and HAS ALWAYS BEEN hot. Ive seen her in real life and she was GORGEOUS.
I like the see through guitar.
why don't all you notnicethingstosayer's check some of her stuff out on youtube. Or are you afraid you'll fall in love?
Re: velvety –
YES THEY DO OMG UR AN IDIOT.
So airbrushed….
IM SURE THE ORIGINAL PICTURE IS JUST AS LOVELY!!!!!!!!!
some photographers just like to airbrush. I THINK WE ARE JUST ALL SURPRISED THAT IT MAY HAVE BEEN SLIGHTLY AIRBRUSHED BECAUSE IT REALLY DIDNT NEED TO BE( IF IT WAS) WE JUST HAVENT SEEN HER WITH THAT LONG OF HAIR IN A WHILE.
AS I MENTIONED EARLIER I SAW HER IN REAL LIFE IN 99 AND SHE HAD FLAWLESS SKIN AT THE TIME AND AN AMAZING BODY. SHES A BEAUTY _ GET WITH IT. AND HER BOOBS ARE REAL OMG. SHES A FABULOUS FREAK OF NATURE. IS IT ILLEGAL TO BE AIRBRUSHED?? CUZ SOME OF YOUS MAKEIT SEEM THAT WAY. IM SURE SHE DIDNT REQUEST IT. IM SURE IT WASNT NECESSARY. OLD HABITS MAY DIE HARD FOR THAT PHOTOG. I THINK ITS A GREAT PIC THAT REALLY SHOWS WHERE SHES AT IN HER CAREER. SINGLE SEXY AND READY TO ROCK. LARA CROFT EAT UR HEART OUT.
ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIKE ALANIS WASN"T BROUGHT UP RIGHT. SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOODS AND WHO YOU ARE NOW AND YOUR FUTURE.
I SENTENCE YOU TO BUY SOME OF HER CD"S AND LEARN HOW TO LOVE. HAVE FUN ON THE TOUR ALANIS!!
alannis rocks…..
I soooooooooooooooooooooooo love the new look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
she does look hot!!!
Great photoshop work!
Alanis is a bloody hypocrite, she disses women who dress sexy and like to show off their bodies but look at her now with the tight outfit and the photoshop work to make her look good.
Annoying bitch.
#144 - Doesn't_Matter …….
Alanis doesnt diss people who dress sexy …lyer.
People like you should stay off the internet.
Jealous much. Go cry.
this is not the original pic from allure… this is a fan art made over the real pic just for fun…
Re: jimmy –
umm…no it's not
Its a good pic. lets leave it at that. Ive seen hundreds of better pics of her that definately werent altered. SHES SUPER DUPER SEXY 365 days a year. CANT WAIT FOR THE NEW CD mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alanis is always trying out new hairstyles and clothes and stuff- its just not on the front page of every magazine. GET WITH IT.
Something that hot deserves a billion fans.
LETS BREAK THE JLP RECORD SALES ON HER NEXT CD-…..EARLY MARCH ___BUY IT LOVE IT.