Posing Much???
Filed under: Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
Like our staged photo op????
Heidi Montag "casually" lounges on the beach in Los Cabos on Monday.
What she wants us to think: Look at my tits! Look at my abs! Now look at my tits again!
Meanwhile, fiance boyfriend Spencer Pratt reads the latest issue of Fortune magazine.
What he wants us to think: I can read! I'm smart!
Coincidentally (or not) Spencer and Heidi are staying at the same resort, the One & Only, that Lauren Conrad was at a few days earlier!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Posted: January 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Ewww. Why does the skin on her fake boobs like about 2-3 shades darker than the rest of her body?
I can tell you with absolute certainty that Specers penis is two inches hard and that Heidi is a disease infested whore. Peace
alright weird. i totally looked at her tits, looked at her abs, and then looked at her tits again. and i'm gay.
No matter what you think of her, the girl does have a SMOKIN bod…
Spencer, can give a shit about this chick! He is so caught up reading and she is so Full of Herself!
Where and the hell do these "Celeb's" stay in Cabo? Is there a certain Cabo hotel that each weekend some "Celeb" hangs out for the Stalkerazzi to snap a shot or two. MUST BE NICE to be able to stay in CABO and have your photo taken while hanging out looking like Barbie!!!!
PS. Cabo is so over-priced!!!!
yo this bitch loves fucking attn i never seen this b4
They're repulsive. And she looks like she belongs on a farm smacking on some hay.
I'm shocked Perez, weren't these 2 country BUMKINS your palsy walsy.? Spencer no longer on your list of bestest buddy ? Glad you saw these 2 fake celebrities for just that FAKE. They look like walking ads for PLASTIC SURGERY at the tender age of 21/24 Wow must suck to be them
Re: Krystle – "everything in life is"???? WTF are you talking about, and what world are you living in??? That comment was F'd up!!!
Yea. Over it. Who cares about them. Love the Hills w or w/o scripted drama but pls. no more Speidi!!!
Re: Lamb Chop – so would you if you could afford to BUY IT!!!
Good for her…she finally looks pretty…oh wait…is that bc you cant see her face?
You need to make up DUMP THE LOSER" t-shirts.
maybe…..
if she would have gotten her boobs implanted on her forehead…
she would be bareble to look in the face.
:) Also….I'm pretty sure Spence takes more cockles up the booty than our dear Perez!
Eh…she looks good..her body does…You cant hate! I love the hills cant wait for their new season!!
With that figure I'd be flaunting it too. What does she see in Spencer?
Re: celebrity – Waaaa! If Perez and the rest of us weren't judging your whiney ass then you'd be in the poor house.
I love Her.. shes wayyyy better then LC. spencer is a creep tho.. but lay off her shes great.
She is hot.
Who?
Wont be long before this hoe heidi poses for playboy or husler and pimp daddy spencer sits there like always IGNOring her..I bet her hometown of bumkin land have got to be EMBARSSED. Heidi has got to be the dumbest bitch I have ever seen. She can never do an interview without mentioning Laurens name. Always bitching about Lauren, and that's look so last years information. MOVE ON ALREADY. LAUREN CAN GIVE 2 FUCKS ABOUT U 2.
did she get a boob job or something? that looks nothing like her!
Re: celebrity –
#5 What the hell are you doing here? Same as everyone else. Reading.
celebrity, my ass!!!
Get a life, loser.
Nice stomach…very sexy.
Heidi, You look great. If you've got the body flaunt it. When you work hard for a good body people will dis you.
Forget the fattie haters.
Team Heidi,
Lauren needs a sex life !
(and a new face)
fake tits
whateverrrr.. if it works then it works. which it obviously made you think those thoughts cause you posted on here so the girl is doing something right. she looks HOTTTT!!
great stomach…very sexy. Her boyfriend is a douce, but Heidi is nice to look at in a bikini.
soooo…pretty much spencer pratt or whoever must seriously like getting fisted in the asshole to be sitting there reading some stupid magazine instead of drooling on her. i mean, she does kind of have an alien face but remove the face and she could pass for a victorias secret model.
Spencer could do sooooooo much better than her!
Crazy Bitches!
They are assholes!!!!
Let me get another bag of chips and inspect her.
I hate her because she's much prettier than me. So skinny.
DADDDD, Can you buy me a new face and body?
Oh yeah I need a personility and to get ride of my devil eyes.
chomp, chomp, chomp
Hold on crumbs on the keyboard,
boo hooo, boo hooo, I want to be Heidi.
I really did forgive, but i really didn't forget her.
she does look incredible. even if she is annoying.
WHAT'S SEX LIKE? I'M SUCH AN UPTIGHT BITCH AND SO BUSY JUDGING
OTHERS, TOO BAD EVERYONE WASN'T LIKE ME, MAYBE THEN I COULD TRY
SEX AND I COULD TAKE THE POPSICLE STICK OUT OF MY FAT ASS.
LIFE IS SO HARD. LET ME COUNT MY PARENTS MONEY AGAIN.
plastic cans.
ALL of the pictures on People.com of them are wicked staged.. I'm sure heidi had to blow someone to get on the cover of Maxim.. oRR she had to pay some serious bucks.
I would WRECK that.
She is stil fugly. Fake tits, fake eye color, fake hair color. Damn she must hate herself to have to change everything about her appearance. She's still got that man face though.
Reasons why heidis with me
1. I Am the MANN
2.MY net worth is now $256million
3.I have a 12 inch Dick
Do you need any more reasons is so e-mail me sprat@livemail.com
Where the hell is Bella???? Spencer is vile!
i don't know anything about these people, but they seem ok to me. although, i am tired of fake boobies on women with low self esteem. women out there with small breasts - buy padded bras!!!!!!!!!! they are much much cheaper and they don't affect your health~!!!!! fuck these stupid ass men, nobody scrutinizes their junk, so why compromise your health, fuck em. natural is the way to go!!
Re: LAUREN CONRAD –
dude….read a magazine once and awhile.
they just had tons of pics of Lauren EVERYWHERE with her smoking hot NATURAL body. She's WAAAYYY hotter than Horseface Heidi here….
PS. She was totally seperated at birth with Tori Hee Haw Spelling
I've NO CLUE who this chick is….but LOVE her SEXY BODY. Feminine Perfection!
THATS HOT !
WOW its amazing that all it takes to be noticed now a days is big fake tits!!! People are so FAKE!! FAKE FAKE FAKE Why can't women be happy with themselves just the way they are???!!! Pretty soon all little girls are going to grow up 100% plastic!!!!!!
Re: chelle – lauren had a nose job
Ok…view the rest of the pics on people dot com….this one is the LEAST posed of them all. In one of them, he is actually doing pushups with her on his back!
These 2 are such attention whores. Check out people.com for a bunch of pics of them "hanging out" on the beach. Their entire day was posing for shots. They are so ridiculously NOT candid shots.
Re: chelle –
this comment is effin hilllllarious i laughed out loud at work oops.
Re: NEXT YEAR !!! –
hoe = a tool for gardening
ho = dumb uneducated sluts,
hmmmmm?
Re: Yawn –
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO A LITTLE MORE READING, LOOK AT YOUR FREAKIN SPELLLING,
GET AN EDUCATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: SPENCER PRATT –
i hope that was really spencer haha… ok so shes with u cuz u have money and "12inch" dick? i think thats pretty lame. whats even lamer is u think ur the mann. sounds like sumone is gettin usedddddd to me. but then again u used her to get your name out there tho no? so i guess all is fair game. the both of u need to knock it off YOURE CREEPS! and u both may have nice bodys but your faces are beyond fixable even with plastic surgery.
Re: BOSTON – HO, HOE does is matter fuck face cunting shit stain mutherlicker
She's going to melt, isn't she? I mean, she is made of plastic! AND SHE STILL LOOKS AWFUL!
TEAM LAUREN
I wished I had a rack like that! That's the REAL reason why were not friends anymore : (
wtf???….. lame broad.. I hate this bitch.
I Love Heidi & Spencer. She looks awsome! Dont hate 08! If i was lauren i would be jealous with those lil pancack boobies she has. She wears the worst tube top dresses that make her look so flat! Heidi and Spencer are good together. Lauren is a lame! She is as fake as the series. Now Heidi Singing im not so sure about…. But thats a whole other topic lol
These pictures are fake and posed. We are at the One and Only and saw them being taken. There was no paparazzi. Heidi and Spencer hired a photographer to follow them around. We watched as Heidi and Spencer told the photographer when and where to take the shots. They have been here since last weekend… all Spencer does is do situps in his beach chair. Heidi reads US Weekly. They go to the gym — but Heidi does not work out. Just stands on the scale, gets off the scale, and then steps back on. Funny how Heidi looked like a*s the days when she did not hire the photographer - hair pulled back, no makeup, etc. Gross.
Ooooooh. A poser. In Hollyweird.
Surprised?
Heidi is hot.
Yo I may not like this chick or her corny ass boyfriend but she does look freakin killer in this pic! Shitttt if I had boobies and abs like that I'd be posing to!
mmm yeah shes a whore but shes hott and would be 10x better without him
THE HILLS and everyone on it equals VAPID
WTF!!! Are they on Vacation???? FROM WHAT? They don't actually work or do anything that might come close to it. THEY SUCK!
PEREZ!! Shame on you!!!Why do you even give these attention whores any attention? WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE IDIOTS!!!THEY HAVE DONE NOTHING…let's need feed into their desperation!!!
So Sad….they are so disliked for being nobodys
Would you really try to read in the sun on the beach WITHOUT sunglasses? It's staged.
I'm over it!!! who cares about Heidi and Spencer they're both losers going nowhere fast. Why give them the attention that they are looking for???
LC should put that fake bitch in place!!!!!! that would be great tv!!!
i'm not a fan of them but i dunt think shes posing. SHes obviously just checking out something on her but or her chair or something
Someone give her a cheeseburger please!!!
LMAO at Perez's observations. He's dead on.
why does anyone care about these two people? Really they are nobodys! And they are both unattractive! ok ok sure she is in good shape and she has the usually add ons but so does 95% of Los Angles. So why do we even care and why in the hell is there poparazzi chasing them around? Give me a break.
heidi is a FAME WHORE. yeah she has "no idea" the cameras are there. HA! i bet if it wasn't for all that plastic surgery, she wouldn't be confident enough to be "laying" like that
Spencer the pecker-head looks like he's saying…wtf is that word ? cmon heidi it'z spelled c-a-t but i cant pronounce it!
Hey Douche and Slut, how do you like Lauren's new house??? Maybe after your Hustler spread Heidi you can afford to buy a house too.
By the way Heidi, remember your New Year's resolution:
“I just hope everyone is starting 2008 with a fresh clean slate like I am…I know at least I am going to try to start as hard as possible even when people don’t deserve kindness…I am still going to give them kindness!”
So what exactly to you call all the shit you said in Maxin. You are nothing but a liar, coat tail riding skank. Practice what you preach slut!!!
Shes so dumb. I Hate her! TEAM LAUREN. Heidis 15 minutes IS UP! Noone wants to hear about her anymore same with spencer. Hes a stupid Chache, who actually thinks hes great looking. give me a break you look like chucky from the rugrats dude.
I hate heidi & spencer. They are both media whores, who will do anything for attention…she's pathetic, && pisses me off more then britney spears.
ew, this girl is just disgusting. i hate her and her loser boyfriend.
Spencer is a complete and utter asshole. And I thought Heidi was cute and kind of cool before Spencer got ahold of her. Now she's just a plastic slave to him. Pathetic.
i hate heidi!! she is a self centered slut!!
Hey Perez!, You say she wants You to look at her abs and what not and by You stating that her plan obvisously worked.
looks good
well……..I think it is working. Her body is rockin in that picture!
Im not going to hate the body does look good but that bitch must be sucking in that fat with that fake ass victoria secret pose
this is Heidi, " you look at my abs and boobs, and I will grab my leg to see if it is fat and look at my ass" "Oh, and by the way, I love myself".
this is Heidi, " you look at my abs and boobs, and I will grab my leg to see if it is fat and look at my ass" "Oh, and by the way, I love myself".
he looks normal, but she does look like shes posing. or maybe in this snap she just happened to lean to the side… unless all the other pics are like this, hah.
he looks normal, but she does look like shes posing. or maybe in this snap she just happened to lean to the side… unless all the other pics are like this, hah.
These 2 are the most fake, ridiculous, dumb, lazy, vapid people that have ever walked this earth - they just don't deserve any more attention from us. Perez, please stop posting about them - maybe if you declare their 15 mins are up they'll fade away.
wow…. what a couple (of fake, broke-ass, fame-hungry white trash)!! it's kind of embarassing having to watch these two go through sooo much just to be talked shit about by everyone. they are trying too hard to keep digging themselves in deeper holes. and someone pleaaassseee tell heidi she's got a horse face and spencer's nude colored beard and mustache is really disgusting.
I can't stand them and its so not fair that they can't be added to the options on list of celebs i'd like to send to oblivion.
SPEIDI ARE THE KING AND QUEEN OF FAKES!
Can't stand the bitch, but you gotta give her props, her body is great and what doctor did her second boob job because they look good too.
why do we follow them? not on a real show and not attractive
check out the pics on gossipgirls, they just like pose for 30 shots
Re: morgan –
yo ur on perezhilton why are u talking about another gossip website?
Re: morgan – Yo ur o perez hilton why r u talking about another gossip website?