Our Favorite Cover
Filed under: Britney Spears
Now THIS is juicy!
The new issue of People has Brit Brit on the cover, like almost every other celebrity magazine this week.
"Britney's Mental Illness" is good, but that's not what sells it for us.
"The Real Story" is what takes this cover to another level! It's almost invalidating all the other covers. It's saying, "Read our story. It's the only real one. All the others are bullshit."
Plus, the Jonas Brothers on the cover too takes it to a whole other level!
Posted: January 9, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Jonas Brothers rock, they belong on People.
Re: MEXICANPIZZA – OK PINCHE CAGON HAVE YOU FINISHED JERKING OFF YET??????? YOU SAY YOU WIN BUT YOU SUCK AT LIFE. LOL
Re: MEXICANPIZZZA –
What is the link between Britney and Mexicans?Are you crazy?
I love how they put Nicole Kidman's pregnancy news in a small part while Shitney had the cover.
How much did they paid you to write about their magazine???
Doesnt sounds like your comments….
Hi, I'm blue hair blonde eyed cali chick and i ONLY date mexicans. They are hot as fuck and the best in bed. I would never date one of my own, they are useless, lying cheating beer guzzinling losers that are are called chip or buck. mexicans are awesome. they love their families they are honest cool and gangsta at the same time. to all the white usa boy losers, go f8ck off cos whilst you might have a white girl i bet she is getting banged by a mexican cos they are the best lovers in the world. They know how to treat a girl right…usa guys are fucking morons. GO MEXICANS I LOVE YAs oh, and you women are hot as hell too….i love the accent.
I LOVE BLACK MEN TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND I'M WHITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MAKES YOU MAD DOESN'T ITHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU KNOW IT DOES. TO BAD CAUSE I DON'T CARE. LOL I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SATISFIED.
she looks like jonbenet ramsey in that pic
wow. im tired of hearing shit about britney, i think part of the reason she's crazy is because PEOPLE WONT LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!
maybe if people just leave her alone or maybe if she leaves and goes away for a while, she'll pull herself together.
JONAS COMPLETES MY LIFE.
LOVE LOVE LOVE THOSE BOYS
and perez loves them too
ALL OVER HERE YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Re: MEXICANPIZZA –
I think you're the one who agree and is responding to your own posts.mexicanpizza5,mexicanpizza6,MEXICANPIZZZA is the same person the vocabulary is the same.You're pathetic and off topic.
Re: Tatiana – AMEN GIRL
SO TRUE , WHITE BOYS FUCK LIKE RABBITS THAT WHY I DATE BLACK MEN.
dumbass, if she really cares about her children she would be fighting to get them BACK rather than fleeing the country.
Ah well at least we wont see her face for a while, maybe she will disappear for GOOD.
Re: you – HIS NAME IS PINCHE CAGON
AND HE'S A LOSER WITH OUT A LIFE. HIS LANGUAGE IS FROM THE 1970'S
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa screw thattttt
JONAS BROTHERS deserved the big picture.
britney spears is the sammmme old story.
oh mannn look at them.
just..wow.
i cannot WAIT for their LA show :]]]]]]]]]]
Re: BLACK MEN ARE SEXY TOO – THE REASON YOU FUCK BLACK MEN IS THAT YOU NEED 9 BLACK MEN TO FUCK YOU AT ONCE IS CUZ YOU ARE WHORES AND YER PUSSY'S ARE SO LOOSE CUZ YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS SO OFTEN! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SUCH SLUTS? HUH?! WHAT'S NEXT UP YOUR PUSSY? WHY NOT JUST SIT ON A 2 LITER OF COKE? AND I BET YOU DO IT JUST FOR THE TASTE OF IT HUH?!
PUT YOUR TIGHTY WHITIES BACK ON AND GET A LIFE.
Re: BLACK MEN ARE SEXY TOO – THE REASON YOU FUCK BLACK MEN IS THAT YOU NEED 9 BLACK MEN TO FUCK YOU AT ONCE IS CUZ YOU ARE WHORES AND YER PUSSY'S ARE SO LOOSE CUZ YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS SO OFTEN! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SUCH SLUTS? HUH?! WHAT'S NEXT UP YOUR PUSSY? WHY NOT JUST SIT ON A 2 LITER OF DIET COKE? AND I BET YOU DO IT JUST FOR THE TASTE OF IT HUH?!
yeah!!!!jonas brothers make people magazine look better….by the way stop making jonas brothers hate messages….it's annoying looking at them and it makes you look bad=(
Re: MEXICANPIZZZA – JUST 1 THATS ALL IT TAKES IS 1 AND ANY GIRL WILL REALIZE THAT WHTE BOYS ARE WHACK AND OH YAEH BORINGGGGGGGGGG. LOL FACE IT PINCHE BLACK MEN MAKE LOVE NOT WAR. THEY ARE SEXY LOVERS THEY KNOW HOW TO SATISFY.
im going to buy it because the JB are on it!
i don't want to look ridiculuous purchasing it because of stupid britney though.
i feel sooo bad for her. she needs Jesus.
Re: PINCH CAGON GAVE UP HIS NAME – LMAO
Have you ever noticed that even when People runs a bad story about Britney, they still used a perfect, airbrushed photo of her. It's like they want to sell the trainwreck angle but they need to make Britney look cute. Weird.
STOP PISSING ALL THESE WHITE PEOPLE OFF CAUSE THEY MIGHT GO TO WORK AND SHOOT UP THE PLACE. AND BY THE WAY WHY DO WHITE KIDS HAVE TEMPER TANTRUMS AND BLOW UP THE SCHOOL WHY???
HOW COME WHEN WHITE PEOPLE GET CAUGHT IN THE RAIN THERE HAIR SMELLS LIKE WET DOG.. EVER NOTICE THIS BEFORE? I DID
Re: SO FINE ALL THE TIME – HAHA… WELL I'D RATHER BE BORING THAN IN JAIL! WHY ARE SOOOO MANY BLACK MEN IN JAIL? THOSE ARE FACTS! 60 PERCENT WILL HAVE BEEN IN PRISON OR JAIL AT ONE TIME N THEIR LIFE! SOUNDS LIKE A REAL MAN TO ME! HAHA… GO FUCK YOUR BLACK MAN AND GET ON YER FOOD STAMPS AND VISIT YOUR BLACK MAN IN JAIL! HAVE FUN SLUT! NAPPY HEADED HOE.
do u not think that all u should just give it a rest about poor britney especialy u perez the way u talk about her it is rediculous how would u feel if u had that sort of paparazi and media on u all the time and just had ur kids taking off u, u would probs turn a bit mental its disturbing watching these paparzi vids of britney i feel so sorry for her have u ppl got nothing better to do than make her life more hell than wot is do u not think that her money grabbing ex has humiliated her enought never mind all of u's hummilitating her more for god sake give it a rest and leave the poor girl alone dont u not think shes going through enough trauma at the moment ( FOR GOD SAKE LEAVE HER ALONE AND GET A LIFE !)
Re: MEXICANPIZZZA – ROLF what a useless comeback, you just admitted that white guys cocks are just as useless as they scum hanging off the ends of it..hahahaah are you MAD cos you know deep down all women really love mexican lovers….oh, burn baby burn cos you know what else…lebos are gorgeous too mmmm
I LOVE THE CHOCLATE………
TASTE SO GOOD.
woooo hoooo!
i love the jonas brothers and now they have a people mag cover under their belts….now to get the biggest picture on it….
Perez, I think it's safe to say you're almost as obsessed with the Jonas Brothers as me. :]
Re: HAHAHA – ROLF so damn true..that is funny as fuk cos its true. im white but white boys are fucked up …..all school shootings are from fucked up emo white boys that are bucktoothed crazy been breastfeed till they have teeth….and to the asshole talking bout mexicans and blacks in jail that is cos all the white fucked up police know their wife is wishing for a mexican cock so they lock them up to stop the competition…..FUCK OFF BUSH LOVERS
Re: MEXICANPIZZZA – IM WHITE
YOU STUPID DUMD ASS
Re: BLACK MEN ARE SEXY TOO – ROLF that is so true…..white boys have no standards, they fuck anything and they have no culture, no class, and they just fuck…no girl wants to get banged by a dorky white boy….they want a real lover thats why we go the latinos, mexicans and blacks! yeah baby!
Re: tatiana – EXPLAIN TO ME HOW I ADMITTED THAT OR ANYTHING? You need to learn to read… Please explain what you meant moron… it didn't even make any sense…. the girl just has a loose pussy is all i meant so i said 9 black men need to fuck her… What were u reading into when i wrote that? what am i admitting?"….. all i'm sayin is it would take ANY race of men but at least 9 to get her loose pussy goin! So what did I admit to huh? tell me cunt whore? NOTHING!
Re: WHITE LADY WITH GOODTASTE – HAHHAHAH thats funny. white guys are morons go girl!
Re: tatiana – Here is what i wrote… "THE REASON YOU FUCK BLACK MEN IS THAT YOU NEED 9 BLACK MEN TO FUCK YOU AT ONCE IS CUZ YOU ARE WHORES AND YER PUSSY'S ARE SO LOOSE CUZ YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS SO OFTEN! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SUCH SLUTS? HUH?! WHAT'S NEXT UP YOUR PUSSY? WHY NOT JUST SIT ON A 2 LITER OF DIET COKE? AND I BET YOU DO IT JUST FOR THE TASTE OF IT HUH?" So tell me how and where i said ANYTHING about white useless cocks as you state? huh? tell me?! moron
#1 REASON WHY WHITE BOYS DON'T LIKE BLACK MEN CAUSE THEY KNOW THAT IF A BLACK MAN WANTED THERE WOMAN THEY COULD GET THEM
EASILY EASILY NO PROBLEM
AND THIS PISSES THEM OFF.
Re: HAHAHA – LOL LOL go girl, nice comment. why also are all serial rapists, killers, sodimists, nazi's, school killlers, peodophiles always white middle age fattie men…? white police are racist scum that lock black people up for no reason. if shittney was black she would have been shot for holding her kids hostage. FUCK ALL THE RACIST HATERS HERE…from white boston gal.
Re: HAHAHA – LOL LOL go girl, nice comment. why also are all serial rapists, killers, sodimists, nazi's, school killlers, peodophiles always white middle age fattie men…? white police are racist scum that lock black people up for no reason. if shittney was black she would have been shot for holding her kids hostage. FUCK ALL THE RACIST HATERS HERE…from white boston gal.
Re: tatiana – Here is what you said" ROLF what a useless comeback, you just admitted that white guys cocks are just as useless as they scum hanging off the ends of it.." Where in the world did you come up with that? Do u read english? do you wear glasses? are you retarded? are u crazy like brit brit and make things up?
LOVE HER.
LOVE HER.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????????????????
Re: tatiana – ALL YOUR DOIN IS CONFIRMING THAT THE GIRL IS A WHORE! AND THAT SHE IS LOOSE! LOL… obviously if you were trying to insinuate that white men have a smaller penis which i NEVER said… and p.s. if you'd like some websites to show you some big white cock i'll be happy to show you! You probably would do good sucking on cock! But thanks for confirming what I DID write! That these hoes need huge cocks or more than one to satisfy their huge loose cunts! white black asian whatever! they need 9 of em to satisfy em!
That picture of her reminds me of all the cover pictures of JonBenet Ramsey
#4 SO WHAT DOES THIS TOPIC HAVE TO DO WITH MEXICANS? YOU COCK SUCKING DISGUSTING TOOTHLESS CRACK HEAD WHITE PERSON? OR BLACK PERSON LOL..
Re: MEXICANPIZZZA – rolf, oh, edgy arn't you, bucktooth? i would rather sit on a cock bottle than fuck that useless thing hanging off your body = YOU you dumb fuck or any white boys. do you see any hot white guys dominating the market? you guys can't even dance. I would be embarrased to be seen with one of my own. Bad dress sense, can't sing, dance, unless you call bobing your head as if you have a spring attached from your neck dancing, can't make love, can't act, can't cook, can't please your girl. Face it dick heads, you guys are not good at anything. go up to the nearest gun shop, open your mouth, stick the gun in and pull the triger. there is a reason why the "white" race is dying off and interracial relationships are on the rise - even your own girls don't want you.
GHOSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG FOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Tatiana – Well at least when they are done "doing" you, they can mow your lawn.
IS IT BECAUSE THEY WANT SOME OR CAUSE THEY CAN'T GET NONE
OR BECAUSE THEY ONLY CAN GET SOME AT 2 AM FROM SOME PISSY DRUNK
THEY THANKFULY WON'T REMEMBER BEING WITH YOUR CORNING NON FUCKIN ASS. LOL.
Re: MEXICANPIZZZA – I 'M SATISFIED WITH ONE CAUSE IT LAST ALL NIGHT LONG.
YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SCARED AND MAD TO BADWHITE BOYS GET OVER IT
BITCH, U HAVE A LOW LIFE BRIT, U ARE DEFINETELY A LOW CLASS SON OF A BITCH
This is typical American media….Hasn't anyone taken a look at when X became a huge party drug ( mainstream / plus the ingredients changed) that all these people taking it on a daily bases ended up as bipolar because it melts your brain. MTV even did a show on its effects…I feel sorry for judy, i mean britney. We all know that she is a victim of the fame, but the press keeps pushing so they can have that great suicide story..I just dont get the humanity in this country any more. How can we look down upon the middle east for cutting peoples heads off when the mediawill just torment you, until you kill yourself…whats the difference? When did the mentallity of people freeze at the 12th grade. grow up, mind your business…
you know what the perfect thing about your posts are? you are just continuing to drive my point of why i can't stand you white boys. Fucking racists scum losers. you are racist cos you are insecure, have nothing to compare to other nationalities in culture, intelligence, values or morals. you are the load your mother should have swallowed you racist jerk scum.
I AM A WHITE GIRL AND I'VE ONLY BEEN WITH 3 MEN WELL I MEAN 2 MEN BECAUSE 1 WAS WHITE.
MEXICAN PIZZA SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOT.
I AM A WHITE GIRL AND I'VE ONLY BEEN WITH 3 MEN WELL I MEAN 2 MEN BECAUSE ONE WAS WHITE
Re: tatiana – …Ah,bottom- feeders….
Hey, let me drive you to the border. Cali could use the room.
How much did they pay you to say this shit? Don't sell out, this cover is tired and their story is full of the same bs as all the others this week.
I AM A WHITE GIRL AND I'VE ONLY BEEN WITH 3 MEN WELL I MEAN 2 MEN BECAUSE ONE WAS WHITE………………………
Re: BLACKS ARE BETTER LOVERS – You learn to post bail!
YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYUCK…………..
i have lost all respect for people magazine now. i totally see how these media businesses just latch on to something and go with it and it is so sinister and evil. britney is not fucked up. so what if she shaved her head. so what if she drove with her child in her lap. so what if she partied for a week with paris. and she was PROTECTING her kids by refusing to give them to loser federline.
everything has been so twisted around ass backwards by the media because they and some of you love abusing and shitting on women. hopefully more and more people will see this pattern in society. don't you know that when psychiatry was first invented it was run by males and most of the "crazy" patients were female? oh yeah, right. it's the same thing going on now.
gang banging and molesting girls in hollywood for sport. sic.
i'm britney looks happy and is going on a trip with a cute guy. she deserves it and i hope she can get thru this CRAP of the media PORTRAYING her to be crazy when she isn't.
i think she knows what she's doing. most people watching and calling her nuts just don't get it. if you think because a woman shaves her hair off(she had lots of extension glue and problems with it) for any reason that that means she's gone off the deep end, then you have alot of growing to do. and the double standards! kevin watches football with his lawyer, smokes his ass off, has loud band practice, drinks/parties in vegas and he's the hero.
Re: tatiana – aw… thanks for that rant! did i touch a nerve! yay! my work here is done! enjoy the chaos i set up for you! yes some white men are bad… but everyone knows that most criminals are mexican and black… the jails prove it… anyway, i feel great! i'm so happy and i feel my work here is done! it's time for dinner! enjoy everything i have done for you kids! glad i got yer feathers all riled up! yay! hehe… i'm so cool! white! yay! so glad most media coverage is of white folk! yay! glad not to see to many other cultures on tv! yay! white power!
Re: DODGERS………….. LUV YOU…………….DODGERS –
HE'S WHITE ONE OF HIS 25 NAMES IS PINCHE CAGON AND HE'S A LOSER FOR LIFE.
Mental illness is a very serious thing. I have dealt with it within my family and it hurts and is destructive. There is no reasoning with the person unless you have a huge, huge connection with them.
Often it is a chemical imbalance which can not be helped. They need guidance and assistance which is a horrible situation for both the individual and the family… because the person involved will not accept it. They need trust, just like anyone else and are not aware of what is happening around them.
It is not something to be taken lightly … and is so hard on everyone. The individual, family and friends.
I just wish that people would not be so critical and show some compassion. It is an extremely difficult situation to deal with and understand compassionately … especially if you have no expierence with it. There are thousands of families that deal with it every day … but we are the unspoken because it is considered an imbursement.
Yea JONAS BROTHERS!!!
Re: mexicanpizza4 – Re: mexicanpizza4 – wtf!! you must be some stupid little pre teen sitting at home on this site just trying to piss people off by saying idiotic thing about mexicans!! you know people are so arrogant to say thing like that about mexicans!! sure some do came illigally but wtf they do all the dirty work that lazy good for nothing white people wont do so i suggest you people stop saying stuff about mexicans on here!!
Re: who would want you? – another ignorant comment from an unintelligent asshole. hey missassippi called, they want their white hoods back. go and dig a hole and die.
Re: THE TRUTH – STFU U STUPID BITCH GO F*** URSELF
Re: mexicanpizza – your not so cool for causing all of this. you are just some ignorant person who will never grow up and face the facts that white people are the dumbasses not the one who are superior to anyone else!! so go rape someone you hill billie!!
what? did people pay you to slip this story in as a 'gossip item'? you're starting to slip up all over the place, perez. did you really think you could become part of the machine and no-one would notice?
Re: who would want you? – why dont you rape some one you stupid piece of white trash!! thats all white people seem to be good for anyways cus their obeise wifes are to busy eating instead of wanting to fuck!! thats right you stupid white people can go find yourselves a 10 year old to rape hill billies!!! and yes im standing up for tatiana cus even though i dont know her shes right!!
come to my place i have loads of drugs A-Z
Re: Jason –
Re: Jason – they are soo talented i bet you have never even listened to them in your life you are just jealous of them so stop talking about them!
mmmm Jonas Brothers!
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Re: proudtobemexican!! – Oh and you forgot to say…she is also a whore.
Re: tatiana – Your reason for doing only mexi's is intelligent?
I guess you must go to the Jerry Springer school of driving? Just saying, you are the racist here love…good luck with your next STD…
HECK YES! Jonas Brothers! =)
Re: Nicole [: – I agree.
Re: Nicole [: – I agree.
Umm…Britney is screwed up enough as it is. We don't need to hear any more.
Now, the Jonas Brothers on the other hand…
It's always a sad day when you see other human beings getting the biggest laugh of their day from someone elses expense. i don't agree with a lot of the actions Britney Spears has made, or that I've read about anyway.. however, it doesn't take much to see that shes going through some kind of a hard time. Kicking someone when their down is heartless. I truly feel bad for this women. I'm only 20 years old and I feel like I have made a lifetime of poor decisions and mistakes myself..can't really image what it must feel like to do that, and have the whole world see. I think I might just go a little crazy too. I wonder if there are as many people hoping to see her succueed as there are people waiting to see what will happen next, and hoping their entertainment won't stop. I don't know, I guess personally when it comes down to it, no matter how strange her life may strike me, I'd much rather see good things come her way than laugh at the things I don't understand.
Re: Kristen –
That's exactly what I thought. I don't know why but it is an eerie picture…I hope Britney's story has a different outcome.
Is it just me~or does this pix of Britney look like Jon Benet… Separated at birth???
Notice how the People title is "The Real STORY", and not "The TRUTH"
More fiction!
Otherwise they'd get their asses sued off.
Kinda like the difference between 'chocolate' and 'chocolatey'. Ahhhh advertising.
Oh, and love the pic of Brit at, what? 13????
HAHAHAHHA
what is with the old photo of Britney from back when she was gorgeous and using her young sexuality as a talent tool … she doesn't look anything like that now
Suggestion . CHANGE THE SITE NAME TO
BritneySpearslive.com,
I will find out news about Shitney here before People Mag.
why are they using a 10 year old picture?
Isn't that jon boniet (sp??)
Re: mexicanpizza4 –
My neighbors are mexican and I can't stand them. I am constantly being awoke by them talking at a hollering level. They are always ringing my doorbell for me to let them in, like I'm a doorman. And I want to move to get away from them. After reading your post, I realize that if I'm not very careful with how I deal w/ my frustration with them, I will end up being as hateful and ignorant as you. And that is what is wrong with this country. Hate is contagious and so is ignorance. Do us all a favor and quarantine yourself.
Re: grow a heart –
I totally agree with you. I have gotten to the point where I am very sad for her. When she was on top she was worshipped and now she's everybody's favorite punching bag. People should be trying to leave her alone and put her out of the spotlight. so she can take a breath and be able to get help from people that honestly care for her. I can't imagine being her right now. There is no way she "owes" her sanity and children for the lifestyle she has been given. And if given the choice that she wasn't given as a child, I bet she would give it all back for a normal life.
It's a known fact that under-exposure to talent and random unprotected gas station sex will drive you nuts. Britt needs a good wholesome dose of Rocco.
Saw the Jonas Brothers last night AMAZING!!
I was in a "test group" who was presented with a half-dozen mock-ups for this cover. My reactions/opinions were recorded. Interesting to see a) what PEOPLE originally presented and b) what the FINAL is. Much bandying about of "The Real Story" vs. "The Inside Story" for headline.
Well I ate 2 chimichangas last night and have proceeded to destroy my toilet this morning. It shot out like a heat-seeking missile aimed at Iraq and blasted the toilet water so hard it shook the foundation of my bathroom. That's what happens when I see a picture of this fat bitch Britney.