This Is Devastating
Filed under: Rumer Willis > Awardz
The worst part of the Golden Globes being cancelled?
Rumer Willis was going to be Miss Golden Globe!
How can we be deprived of another opportunity to make fun of her?
This is HOrrific!
Though her moment is gone, that hasn't stopped Potato Head from hitting up the Golden Globes SWAG suites.
Here she is at the Access Hollywood gifting lounge on Friday.
Precious!
P.S. She's even got ugly feet.
How unfortunate!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: January 12, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Shit, aren't u at all scared that Bruce is going to kick your ass? Or Demi will? Dang…she can't help her chin-length.
did they give out paper bags?
the problem is not her ugly face, ugly feet or whatever you think is not appealing to you … i'd say the problem is that nobody told her that what she needs the most is "real talent" … ugly people with ugly feet are a very ordinary thing. to have real success in the world you must have talent or skills; looks and connections along do not do the trick. i'm sure rummer waste no time in reading anything is said about her. why bother writing about her? she just happens to be the daughter of willis and demi. hope her parents do not read this column neither because if rummer were my daughter i would not allow her to make a fool of herself. i will put her through college or a drama art school of some sort. she may have some talent and she may learn some skills adn she may actually grow up to become a pretty woman. right now she is seems to be fodder for really negative comments. i hope someone dear and close to her give her some good advice; she really needs it!!!
Why is it necessary for everyone to hate on her? We all have physical flaws–this judgemental stuff causes mental sickness. Way to go, feel better about yourself now?
what is wrong with you?how dare you be so vicious to this young woman.bruce should be looking for you!
It just goes to show it is 'who' you know not 'what' you know.
She screams of mediocrity and is really a nobody.
Perez you are making her famous for featuring her, regardless of the tone.
She isn't trying to make a living.. she is riding their coat tails.
Go away whoever you are… you are BORING
ok this may or may not have already been mentioned cause i didn't feel like reading the 4000 comments about this picture below, butttt is it just me or does she only have 4 toes on her left foot ?
YUCK hahaha
Re: your grammer coach –
lol you're the moron! you spelled grammar wrong!!
SHE COULD PLOW SNOW WITH THAT JAW
ummm… is she missing a toe or two on one of her feet? it sure does look like it!
Damn, when do we get an explanation as to why you are such a bitch to Rumer?
how sad is she? its all about the swag to her about going to the golden globes
K, you know what? Rumer Willis is not a bad looking girl. She's not super hot, but she's not terrifying looking. AMY WINEHOUSE is disgusting! We don't see Perez insulting her!
Everyone go to eonline and read the Awful Truth Blind Vice. It's about one of Perez's best friends and it's sickening.
Perez, I love your site and enjoy your sense of humor, but the way you are making fun of this girl makes me feel terrible for reading it. There's not a thing wrong with Rumor! I hope she's strong enough to withstand your comments.
I think she got the best parts of her mother's face; the features. Then she got the worst part of her dad's face… She'd be beautiful if she didn't have his bone structure.
(P.S.: SPEAKING of HOriffic… let's see PEREZ'S FEET!)
Blind Vice from E!Online:
"Our source is one of the myriad personal employees reporting to one Slurpa Pop-Off, the bitch who serviced that dude in the bathroom of that Sunset Strip eatery, if you remember, and we’re sure you do.
Now, many times our lady of the Slurpa has brought a brand-new pooch home as a new pet, which she fawns all over until it dawns on the dummy she’s now in charge of a living, breathing animal—and not a stuffed Pound Puppy. And, gosh, responsibility is not our go-to girl’s strong suit. Therefore, upon leaving her house, she often locks these pups in one of her many closets, supposedly to prevent them from making messies all over her expensive pad.
But, uh, sometimes SPO would be gone for hours…days…weeks…and not tell anybody about the dog in its wardrobe dungeon. The animal’s existence would simply slip from her mind! Oh, doesn’t that happen to everybody? While cleaning the house, Pop-Off’s staff have—reportedly more than once—opened a closet to discover a tiny, dead dog.
Beyond hideous. I swear, I may have to out this bitch. But Pop-Off’s employees just may have beaten moi to the punch, as animal services have been alerted."
Uh, I think we all know who this is, and no, it's not Britney.
Shut up Perez. You're a fat fuck. Go eat another twinky and play on your computer all day. Don't you have anything BETTER to do than make fun of people's looks when you are the fattest fuck of them all? Cool hair btw. Fuck tard.
PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ HILTON. WHATEVER YOUR REAL NAME IS. YOU SEE, I COME BY YOUR SITE DAILY… LOOKING FOR THAT RARE MOMENT, WHEN YOU WILL ONCE AGAIN SEEM HUMAN. YOU MAKE YOUR LIVING, MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE. GOSSIPING…HURTING OTHERS. WHY? KARMA KARMA KARMA , IT WILL COME BACK ON YOU. LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN… SMILE WHILE YOU CAN.
She needs to wear her hair a little more in her face….cover that shit up.
ONE FOOT HAS 4 TOES LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE FOOT HAS 4 TOES LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE FOOT HAS 4 TOES LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE FOOT HAS 4 TOES LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would pound the hell outta that! You know what they say bout girls wit big heads and ugly feet, THEY'RE EASY!!!!! I would know cause I'm pretty disgusting myself, beggars cant be choosers! Rumor…….call me….
Well, I have read some of the comments and I am glad to see some people agree with me. Perez, why do you have to be so mean to some of the people you have on here? I mean, come on! Rumer and many others that you have commented about on here are HUMAN BEINGS just like you and me. You need to stop being so cruel to some people that you comment about on here! Rudeness is not a good side to anyone or YOU!
Why so mean, Perez? One thing being mean against celebs asking for it, but Rumer hasn't done anything to deserve what she gets from you. At best this is just an instance of the pot calling the kettle black.
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Last time you had fun making people believe Bruce Willis hit you in the face. Next time I wouldn't be surprised it happened for real.
You are SO going to hell. That is just mean, mean, mean.
I'm all for gossip and making fun of clebs gone wrong. But too stoop as low as making fun of her just because she wasn't that lucky with her looks? that's just sad… look in the mirror perez, should you really be one to judge?! I don't think she looks half bad, and she comes of as a smart, down to earth girl! your such a hipocrite, but I love you anyways!
Spanks and kisses from Norway
eeewhhh! aren't they always sermo-gorgeous young gals??? yea she does not qualifY… sorry Demi you should have waited for Ashton to impregate you and have good looking children.. thank god my mama picked a good dad
I can't wait until she is a gigantic movie star and you are sucking up to her with your tail between your legs.
You should think about these things, asshole.
I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOU INSULTING THIS YOUNG WOMAN. FIRST OF ALL SHE LOOKS PERFECTLY NORMAL. SECONDLY, INSULTING SOMEONE FOR ONE'S LOOKS IS EXTREMELY LOW. I ENJOY THIS SITE, BUT THESE TYPES OF OFFENSIVE COMMENTS SICKEN ME. KINDLY LEAVE HER ALONE!!
this site is s.h.i.t. today. is it true bruce willis is going to kick the crap out of you if he sees you in that coffee shop? I truly hope he does. someone needs to.
Stop making fun of the girl………..this is why they resort to all the shit that they do……….seriously
is she missing a toe on her left foot? if so, they can just harvest some of her chin and make another one
What's wrong with you Americans??? She looks like a healthy, pretty, young woman!!!!
Sara from Europe
I grew up with her in Sun Valley IDAHO and she is actually much nicer than your average teenager girl.. SHe is down to earth and does not act like a spoiled brat like the rest of the wealthy teens in the ketchum/hailey area. The truth is that if your going to pick on anyone look at ben and emily dreyfuss, COKEHEADS
I think having "gifting suites" for people already too rich for their own good (and greedy vultures on the Z list) is horrible when so many people in the USA are going without clothes, food, health care… The celebs don't buy this shit - they get it for free & the stupid American consumers spend their last dollar to copy it (which is why the celebs get it for free…). We need to stop buying into this shit and not spend our money on crap given for free in "gifting suites". The whole thing is disgusting.
I think shes hot. Unusual features are sexy. Even sexier when people just don't care.
I can completly understand making fun of peoples clothing choices.. because well, its something you can fix. But physical features? Hate on genteics, not her.
You're a meanie, Perez.
I really wanted to see potato head at the GG. too bad…I'm sure they would have made her look amazing somehow.
looks like she is missing her pinky toe on her left foot!!!! EWWWWW
Wow if u had a child of your own maybe u would KNOW BETTER
I HOPE BRUCE GOES AND PUNCHES YOUR LIGHTS OUT
THERE IS NO REASON TO SAY SUCH HURT FULL THINGS
ABOUT ANYONE'S CHILD JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT
SHAME ON U
Damn Perez!
Demi and Bruce are gonna kick your ass sooner or later Watch Out Baby Boy!
Still gotz love for ya though
just because she doesnt look like every other celeb doesn't make her ugly, if anything shes prettier than those clones of star wannabes.
Looks like the dude from the movie MASK
Remember that picture of her and the funk-toe thing? That was strange. Her feet have minds of their own. She's trying to suppress one of her feet, just as this pic was snapped. I'm sure the photographer was attacked by Rumer Toe right after words. That is why her face looks so strained. She's fighting the never ending battle of keeping the funk-toes at bay. I heard those things eat babies. Nicole Richie better lock her doors….Rumer's funk-toes look hungry.
Your a mean girl perez! She only needs to be told once you dont think shes attractive!
Geez, leave the poor girl alone.
Rumer is not ugly! She just looks like her mom and her father–Jay Leno!!
Why are you so mean to Rumer? She's alright. You're no prized hottie yourself Perez(I love you though, don't get me wrong here)
And, are feet ever cute, really? Scratch that, porn star Dana De Armond has nice feeties.
PARIS locks up her doggies in a closet, and starves them to death when she forgets about them. Read Ted C's blind vice on E!Online
EEW this bitch is honestly sooo fucking FUGLY! She IS the definition of FUGLY! Literally! OMG she's hideous and looking at her is so disturbing! Such an awkward, ugly, pudgy looking thing! Please, put this thing out of it's misery!
SHE IS SO UGLY! SHE HAS A JAY LENO CHIN
Holy Shit!!! When was the last time you looked in the mirror! Who are you to be making fun of anybody? Your nasty!!!!
blessing in disguise!thank god the golden globes was cancelled,we don't need to see this potato head on stage,it's sickening!hahahahah! her family is rich,she should get some plastic surgery!
why Perez, do you hate her so much? I know she is not the most beautiful girl in the world.
why Perez, do you hate her so much? I know she is not the most beautiful girl in the world.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION BITCHES - Perez looks much better than this potato sack! Perez is not ugly,he's just fat! but in my opinion,I'd rather be fat than ugly,i could always lose weight haha!
Don't be surprised if Bruce Willis kicks your ass in!!!lol!!!
No woman is illegal.
No woman is illegal.
I like her look. Average, simple, attractive, not beautiful. She looks fun to hang out with. For some reason, I see her being a behind the scenes creative type….Hmmm, maybe when she grows up.
OK, so Rumer is not a raving beauty. OK, she's awkward looking. Not everybody can look like Michelle Pfeiffer in her heyday (hell, even today, MP is gorgeous, what'm I sayin'?). But Perez, honey, this is a KID. Let up with the potato-head stuff. And, frankly, like another person replied, one of these days, you're gonna run into Daddy Bruce at some event, and Mr. Yippee-Ki-Yay is gonna whup your chubby little ass but good! I love ya, Perez, but give it up on Rumer, and save your energy for the REALLY big stuff, like charting the days until LiLo's next arrest.
doesn't she look like jennifer tilly?
Whats your problem with her. It's getting really boring fast reading your comments on her there just so over the top. Not that I care but what did she ever do to you. Your starting to sound like a bitter old tranny. Get a grip seriously
Perez. Dude. Seriously. Leave her alone. Everything you do has been spot on except for your bizarre harrassment of this teenager. Come on. Take it out on Alba. It's just more fair.
Her parents have more money than God plus own a huge chunk of Planet hollywood and this Egg head is lookin for free shit? Somebody run her over with a truck.
why are you so mean to her?
Perez you are mean to that poor girl! She doesn't seem like the world's most evil person so I think you should layoff a little. Wait until she gets caught with drugs or something she can help and then make fun of her.
you know, shes really ugly. Its kind of sad. Her mother is so beautiful, but sometimes the apple falls FAR from the tree
You crack me up Perez!!! Too bad you're right!!!
Perez, I think your posts are amazing and stuff but chill out with calling her ugly.
I do admit…she isn't the most prettiest girls in the world…or have the best pictures but in this picture she looks a bit pretty.
PEREZ You are such a hater………… God! Focus on the good. She's just a kid! Imagine how hurtful seeing your hateful comments must be!
this girl is probably the uglyest girl alive….did demi fuck a potatoe or something??
she really is the worst of both parents, body & face-wise, but she can't help her genetic betrayal. I blame Bruce Willis, primarily
I think it is really awful the way people are making fun of this girl. I think she's a very cute girl and she's probably a very nice person. So, kids in Hollywood are now getting teased if they don't look perfect like one of their parents these days? That's pathetic! At least Rumor isn't in jail, prostituting herself like a lot of these Hollywood starlets and keeps her act together.
Okay, you "explained" your beef with Jessica Alba (although I don't like her much, it's not for the same reasons–she's just BLAH and makes stupid-ass films).
NOW, could you please explain to your readers why you constantly pick on Rumer Willis? What do you think she could possibly do to improve her looks? She's not overweight, so losing weight won't do anything. Really, what could she possibly do to make you like her? She has done nothing to evoke such nastiness from you.
Perhaps it will take you personally driving someone to suicide to wake you up.
I don't understand why people get so pissed off about perez and others making comments writing "mean" things. Do you not visit the site? You willingly come here, knowing the kinds of things perez says about people, that's why the site is so popular, it's a riot! seriously.
i feel kinda sorry for rumer. first of all, her name is atrocious. wtf kind of a name is rumer? and let's not get started on the names of her sisters…scout is even worse. however, the younger girls aren't so bad looking….rumer got stuck with this look that is a cross between her mom and dad. meaning, she looks like bruce willis with a black wig on. i know it's not her fault…but she really is kind-of potato head like. okay, REALLY potato head like.
oh holy jesus people get a life! this troll baby is fucking ugly! not to mention arrogarntly stupid to think becaue her parents are Celebs she has anything to offer the world she is seriously brain damaged.. if my purebred dog mamma spit out anything that ugly I would have smothered it before it even took a breath..
she'd actually be really pretty if not for her chin. she seems like a sweet, cool girl to me.
Rumer Willis needs to get the bottom have of her face adjusted. That or removed completely and she should never, ever, ever be aloud in front of a camera again. Ever.
What is unfortunate is how Mario (Perez) has to exploit a teenager for profit. The "man" should be scorned and boycotted for exploiting teenagers! Boycott Perez!!
What is unfortunate is how Mario (Perez) has to exploit a teenager for profit. The "man" should be scorned and boycotted for exploiting teenagers! Boycott Perez!!
What is unfortunate is how Mario (Perez) has to exploit a teenager for profit. The "man" should be scorned and boycotted for exploiting teenagers! Boycott Perez!!
What is unfortunate is how Mario (Perez) has to exploit a teenager for profit. The "man" should be scorned and boycotted for exploiting teenagers! Boycott Perez!!
What is unfortunate is how Mario (Perez) has to exploit a teenager for profit. The "man" should be scorned and boycotted for exploiting teenagers! Boycott Perez!!
eww.
she like a man.
Ewww.
I hope Rumer has enough class to not read these horrible comments. She's a cute girl….too bad everyone has to blow out her candle to make theirs brighter!!!!
I think her features are just too small for her face. Nothing on it's own is ugly…it is just put together weird.
is she missing a toe on her left foot??
Though I think Bruce Willis is attactive his looks sure don't look good on females. Rumer has her mother's coloring, but I think the rest is dad. Demi and Bruce aren't bad looking people, but together they just didn't make beautiful kids.
Perez- you just take the fun out of celeb watching when you hate on people because they don't have superstar looks. Jesus - look at yourself - if anyone is fat, ugly and sad - it's you… I don't know this girl - but until I've seen her be mean and nasty as a human being - she's way better than you.
I hate that hat she always wears. She's trying toooooo hard to be a fashionista. It's just not natural.
does she only have 4 toes on her left foot?! EEEWWWW
it looks as though she only has 4 toes on her left foot. is that just me?
pretty parents=ugly kid and she is proof!!
Perez….You're a DICK!
Is she missing a little toe on her left foot????
You fat fuck - you'd better take it easy on my daughter. You vicious bullfruit. What has she ever done to you? I will bitch slap you when we meet and than watch you cry like a little girl. I can't wait.
Her jeans are way too small
Like the fairy tale - the emperor w no clothes. The chick is - to be generous - homely. But ’cause she's got famous parents, everyone probably tells her she's hot so they don't get blackballed. She probably really believes it too.
When i think of rumur willis, i think, Can jaws and chins be filed down mr. plastic surgeon?