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Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Jennifer Aniston took a little getaway this past weekend to Santa Barbara with David Spade.
Insiders insist that they're just friends and that other pals joined them on their mini-vacation.
That's the same thing they were saying about Spade and Heather Locklear!
What's his appeal with the ladies???
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: January 12, 2008 at 10:20 pm
A TRUE CLASS ACT
Now it's David Spade? Mr. All-purpose-available-on-cue LOL? Aniston is a "One trick pony" = her agent Huvane generates as many fake "romance" gossip as possible to stay relevant after people's pity wore off, now that Jolie-Pitt reigns as Hollywood's Royal Couple with their beautiful children.
That is what this woman is reduced to, showing her true value after losing her A-list husband. It is about time 'America' finds this FRAUD was never an "America's Sweetheart". Look how far and fast she has fallen. Sad, but most deserved.
How many real men do you think would be into JenJen at this point? If you said any, Bullshit! How would any man take her at face value having been with the the shit she has! Any of these assholes better-looking than me? No. Any of these assholes smarter tham me?, NO, NO ,NO! My point is that I am not famous or rich, but I would not touch this Hollywood pump for all her money and then some!!!
Blehhh Jennifer Anniston is annoying.
I love David Spade though. Except didn't he date Lindsay Lohan? Kinda gross.
He's confident, brilliant and hilarious. That's all it takes. Doubling your wardrobe is also a plus. All of his clothes would fit me…fabulous.
WHEN is the last time you saw a photo of her really smiling?
She is getting dick from someone!!! Good for her!!!
Bib dick or eats pussy real well
she tags along for lil' Coco
nah..just joshin'…she drags along for Cox.
When will a tablois have the guts to print the obvious?
WTF happened to her face?!?!?!?, She looks horribly manly…what was she thinking when she got that fugly chin implant?, my goodness that surgery makes her look like a man(more than ever).
a lot of the time, skinny short guys have really big penises. its a weird but true phenomenon. and he probably makes her laugh, which is a big bonus, because she is probably still trying to get over what brad did to her- he was so callous, and EVERYBODY knows he cheated on her with angelina.
She makes a good match for David Spade, her big mouth, masculine big nose, and the beard. They got my approval.
…..9 2/3 inches….
LMFAO. Of course "jenfraud" is here because she has nothing better to do with her life then talk about Jennifer Aniston who she supposedly despises. Newsflash jenfraud, everyone knows you're obsessed and love Aniston. GET A LIFE YOU PATHETIC LOSER.
He's funny and acts like he is super laid back.
what IS his appeal?
because he is not that attractive..at all.
maybe it is his sense of humor? LOL
I assume Perez means last weekend, 5th and 6th of January cos he said "this past weekend" not this weekend. This weekend has only just begun.
Damnnnnnnnnnnnn her chin has its own zip code number my god I can't believe Brad was with her one time what was he thinking ? Thank God he found his true love Angelina Jolie
Ya know what? Cut it out with the semen drawings on J.A. She is a pretty, sweet girl and doesn't deserve this.
First first first first first !!!!!!!!!! First first first first first !!!!!!!!!!
First first first first first !!!!!!!!!! First first first first first !!!!!!!!!! First first first first first !!!!!!!!!! First first first first first !!!!!!!!!!
First first first first first !!!!!!!!!!
STFU!!!
LOSER
no one cares that you are first.
ITS A FAKE STORY. AHAHAHAHAHA.
Perez is dumb
Re: Sabine –
Oooh, this is too juicy to be a joke? Do tell more Sabine. How and what did you see?
You guys don't REALLY believe for a nanosecond that David Spade is straight, right??
Short guys spend more time going down because they have more to prove. That is why Jenn is smiling.
Because LOVE has no rhyme or reason.
jen is amazing….doesnt matter if she's with him (which i doubt she even is…cant people hang out with their freinds anymore without being called a couple???). david spade is a hilarous guy. if she is seeing him romantically, i think its great she can see people for their personality instead of how 'hot' they are as viewed by the media. its stars like this we need to look up to…people who judge other people by how they act, not how cute they look together on the red carpet. love you jen!! p.s. even though hes no george clooney (really who is?) i think spade is hot, hes funny and a great guy…what else could you want?
I think when we get too big for our britches is when we are humbled by God. I think that is what happened to Jen.
I think when we get too big for our britches is when we are humbled by God. I think that is what happened to Jen.
HAHA. JJB PUNK'D YOU.
Re: thats_right – THat Zip COde comment is halarious! LMAO
Enough with this John Kerry looking bulldog bitch. I don't understand the fascination and hype with her. She dates someone for 15 seconds and dumps them, and is old as dirt. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a lesbian.
AHAHAHA This is confirmed as being a fake story someone sent into to you!! you tool.
Spade must have a magical vibrating cock.
He's one of those guys you find yourself attracted to even though he isn't your type and you can't figure out what it is about him. He seems to have a great personality and isn't in too bad of shape for his age (and considering he isn't a sex obect so he hasn't had pressure to stay extra fit)…. he is cute in his own way too. That said, it amazes me the type of women he seems to attract. These aren't just any women he's catching, defenitely beautiful ladies.
ding dang y'all!
When she gets older that chin is gonna
look like Witchypoo's?
Donkey sized ….!
If a woman goes from Brab Pitt to David Spade, A-list just went down to Z-list! Can you imagine the smell from this skanks cooch! Hey boys! Bullshit if you say that you would stick your face down there after this geek fucked her six ways of stupid!
whenever I've seen david spade, i've instantly felt sick to my stomach. he's icky.
look at heather locklear and ms. aniston, they're gorgeous, and so skinny. david spade=instant bulimia. in order to maintain their weight, they just go on vaca with him and see him shirtless. they're all set.
Re: jenfraud – GOD, you are so damn annoying! How can you possibly hate someone you have never in your life met? How do you know what success is to her? I would say being on one of the most successful tv shows for 10 years and being worth more than $100 million dollars is quite successful. Get your ass out of brad and angies ass…they are just people not gods. Besides you should be kissing my ass seeing as I have met Brad twice and Angelina once. BOO HOO go cry now!
how she hasn't committed suicide after seeing brad tour the world and adopt babies and have a biological one with a stunning and talented actress is beyond me. It's one thing if he got with a pretty young chick with no brain, but someone who is a humanitarian to boot. Wow, and all she does with herself now is nothing. Sad, hope she doesn't end up like britney.
OMG- She's worse of a loser than I thought she was!!!
Can have a man cling to her not even if her life depended on it.
I get the BIG GAY VIBE from him, so maybe his appeal is that he's like a girlfriend but has gentlemanly manners (like opening the door). Gay guy friends are so awesome for a girl to have!
Well, he is funny.
His little weenie causes them no pain.
HE MUST HAVE A 12 INCH COCK!
No no no no NO!!! I'm not listening! This better not be true.
if she goes to a party with a group of 20, they will say she is dating someone there to make a fictional story. The media thinks she is Rachel Green and she is doing everything possible to guard herself from media intrusion INCLUDING fake dates, like Sculfor and gay Vaughn. It is a cat and mouse game.
Re: Jenfraud is a sad little soul. –
Oh so sorry the truth hurts you so. Can't blame you–while Brad&Angie spend time with Jane Pitt with the entire family, and attending award shows looking on the top of the world, your little wittle JenJen was WORKING hard in Mexico flashing her 40's butt crack to her hired papps so she can be 'talked about', desperate to raise her sexy-o-meter which is still down to zero after losing Brad. Now people realize "Golden" was all Brad. There was never a "Golden Couple"; there was only the "Golden Brad", and hm, some plain and insignificant 'side-kick' Aniston who basked in his glory. Too bad that aura got into her head that she just maybe as "golden" as Brad was. Now not only herself, but the world knows.
HEY…PEREZ….POST DAMN IT!!! I LOVE THE ANISTON BUT I'M OVER IT.
NOOOO! Jen is to hot for him!!!! Nooo this cant be true. eeeew
Re: Juliaah – god damn can people stop doing that it's sooooo annoying
A SENSE OF HUMOR AND HE'S SKINNY SO MAYBE HIS DICK IS X-LARGE
Does Jen even count as a lady?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ this site has been slacking, step it up perzzz
Re: WHITE BOYS FUCK LIKE RABBITS –
I agree. I would love to see Jen go out with a handsome black man.
I felt the same when Nicole Kidman was banging Lenny Kravitz and a couple other rappers. Former spouses just can't deal with that….
He either must be a good lay, have a huge dick, or both..
Because, I don't really think he is nice to look at..
Unless all the broads he's been with are really into that "personality" thing, but, I find that TRES doubtful.
This is totally fake and made up. Jen couldn't have been in Santa Barbara because she's been in Vancouver filming the movie TRAVELING with Aaron Eckhart since Friday morning.
Because he's just the right height to get down and dirty on a lady
seriously? ugh. david spade might be a funny midget, but dating him? that's just sick! she doesn't have many options though, does she… vince vaugh, david spade… fuck, next it'll be andy dick or some other loser sitcom reject.
not Manistons best angle is it? not that she has a good angle, but wow… bitch looks like A ROUGHER VERSION OF AN AGING FABIO.
Jennifer is pimpin,,,
she can play around with the fellows,,,, and take her pick,,
if David Spade has a huge shoe size,,
that is cool,,
but it's not always about the size,,
one day,,, years from now,, when all the swinging fellows in hollywood are old and writing their life history with the ladies,,
David Spade's book will be much more interesting than say,,, Brad Pitt,,
because his ball's are in Jolie's brothers trunk or some shit ,,
hehee
go David,,, love those ladies!
Lordy, I just noticed that Anniston's chin is coincidentally shaped like a spade. Send her over to the Midwest to assist with snow shovelling. That woman is truly fugly.
NOOOOOOO
BUT JENN IS SO PURTY
AND EWWWW GROSS DAVID SPADE LOOKS LIKE TRASH
Re: Miss M – yeah, compaired to the size of his body he might have a "huge dick"…
Good post #185
I find you idiots that are in love with ugly ass angelina jolie and brad pitt insane,,
Jennifer Aniston is just fine without that dumbass brad pitt,,,
she does not need that crazy loon,,
she can have her pick of whoever she wants,,,,
just because she is not married with children does not mean she is not perfectly happy,, she is just playing the field,,
and her recent photos of her in a bikini were
proof she is much more beautiful than that tatoo'd up skank who cannot eat because she is insane and in love with her sick gay ass brother,,,
also,, that kid jolie and pitt had is not cute,,
yikes,,
the lil african kid is cuter,,
the one jolie shit out looks retarded,,
Team Aniston
:-)
She is too vain to become Britney. I do feel for her blindsideness with BraD.
David Spade's appeal is that he has a giant 8 and 1/2 inch cock. It's very girthy too. So it appears that Jennifer loves getting fucked with David's donkey dick! Makes sense. I mean what woman wouldn't love getting fucked by a giant cock?
she went from vince vaughn to oh wait a minute,,that Paul whathis face…to David Spade
What do you queers know about beautiful women? Your idea of a beautiful woman is a pre-op transvestite. Stick to judging men, you filthy queers, because you don't know shit about the ladies. Jennifer Aniston is a very beautiful woman, and in no way resembles a man. Brad Pitt is a loser for leaving her for that Satan-worshipper Angelina Jolie. If David Spade is hitting that, then I say David has surely done something to be on the good side of His Holiness, God.
I just saw him at Flemmings in Scottsdale, AZ WITHOUT Jennifer Aniston…so boo hoo to your gossip
I just saw him at Flemmings in Scottsdale, AZ WITHOUT Jennifer Aniston…so boo hoo to your gossip
Apparently, blindness is the new black. I mean, I like for my man to be funny, but not funny-looking and so funny that I can laugh at his ass in the dark. It's not a sexy scene, and J. Annis should be ASHAMED of herself. I mean, really? She can do better. David Spade better be well-endowed or there's a case of "eternal sunshine of the narotic, overexposed, and fake-burnt mind" going on in Hollywood.
Peace,
M.
Apparently, blindness is the new black. I mean, I like for my man to be funny, but not funny-looking and so funny that I can laugh at his ass in the dark. It's not a sexy scene, and J. Annis should be ASHAMED of herself. I mean, really? She can do better. David Spade better be well-endowed or there's a case of "eternal sunshine of the neurotic, overexposed, and fake-burnt mind" going on in Hollywood.
Peace,
M.
What do you queers know about beautiful women? Your idea of a beautiful woman is a pre-op transvestite. Stick to judging men, you filthy queers, because you don't know shit about the ladies. Jennifer Aniston is a very beautiful woman, and in no way resembles a man. Brad Pitt is a loser for leaving her for that Satan-worshipper Angelina Jolie. If David Spade is hitting that, then I say David has surely done something to be on the good side of His Holiness, God. Who happens to be my padre.
I heard he's gay. A friend of mine used to work at a restaurant in The Grove and she said he would come in frequently with his boyfriend.
Damn Perez!! why is your stupid site so addictive?? it's too satanic! what am i (a christian) doing on something so satanic?? how can i stop going here? well….i go here just to try and tell people that God is real. and sometimes i judge but i'm not doing that anymore. so sorry to the people i've judged! SORRY! forgive me. anyways i hope and i know you people hope i don't come here anymore! i'll try really i'll try! it's too satanic and God hates satanic things! in my extreme teen bible it says ,i think ,'to think like God' . i want to be like God and hate evil! but how can i stop reading these evil stuff, and write to a satanic dude? sorry if i'm judging really very sorry. i'm just trying to stop whatevering evil! hate evil SO MUCH!!
Re: Machada – I suppose you think you're funny, clever or both don't you Machada? I bet you have a dimestore hoochie that your make-believe "boyfriend" won't go anywhere near.
This is why you should never believe sites like perez hilton. Everything is made up on here. all you fools don't realize that this and many stories put up by him are fake. It's fake.
Re: Heidi – Are there any actors or celebrities that you disgusting queers don't believe is gay? Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Jen is big chinned and BORING!!!! she makes me zzzzzzzzzzzzz
She is so ugly and pathetic. Is that the best she can do? Probably-no one else seems interestd in her whiny self!
i always wondered why perez always talks a lot of shit, and i just found out he's cuban lol that's why
I love this pic of Jen…she is so naturaly beautiful, she looks great! I really think you should give her a break perez…i mean after all-her (lyin' cheatin') husband was stolen by a dirty tattooed whore who trys to make herself feel better by adopting all of the world's children!!
WAAAAAAAIIIIITT A SECOND!
isn't she pregnant?
maybe it's davids?
hmm.
you should go to jordandorsey.com!
Jeez is that the worse pic you could find of her? David Spade though, yuck is right. I find him pretty creepy.
i never realized before now how ginormously disproportionate her chin is…
Peraz…this is a joke..it was to see you post
a bogus "source"
Dude..you've been duped by JJB
Re: WHITE BOYS FUCK LIKE RABBITS – this means that secretly you are gay and want to be a white man's catcher, right ?
Re: Jolie/Pitt lovers are total freakass nutz –
WTF??? why be so crass & crude & so rude?
chill out! you can love Mannifer without being so primitive.
Re: Melanie –
hey..hey…watch what you say about tatooed whores..I am one!
Hey..you say a tatooed whore like
it's a bad thing !!!
I wish Brad would kiss my tattoed back.
this Ciroc bugs me ugh.
anyhow; Aniston confessed to Brad she was gay.
Didn't you guys know that's is why the marriage was over
while he filmed Troy?
yeah..they had "different" paths. It's cool, baby.
No need to rant on. It's 4 yrs later & both are free & happy.
i don't know but her chin is HUGE!
What's his appeal with the ladies ?
He's funny…… top draw trait #1
As a woman, I love David Spade, but cannot logically explain why. I don't even understand it. Must be the sense of humor? He's hot…
duh…….The spader has a huge cock ! everyone no's that….plus he is Cocky/funny…..ladies love the funny guy with the huge cockis,and he plays the friends with benefits perfectly…win/win 4 everyone,that lil devil spade,L.A.'s real BADBOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U rule Dave !!!
Yeah i'm fugly, but I has a large cock.
If you white bitches want to bang black dudes, you can do so during visiting hours at your local prison. Because thats where most all of them are residing.
i forgot she was married to brad pitt!! oh my goodness
Re: Jesus H. Christ – Shut up fuckin Jew!