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"Suck It. Fuck it. Lick It. Eat It. Snort It. Shit It. Cum On It!"

Filed under: Paris Hilton > PerezTV

Before Britney Spears appropriated her saying, Paris Hilton was the person that originated the "Suck It, Fuck It" rant.

The former heiress dropped that bomb at LAX nightclub in LA on Sunday night, where she was hanging with her new BFF, L Word star and major lezbot Danielle Sea.

"There's so many hot boys and girls in here, that I wanna fuck you all!," Paris told the crowd.

This video is priceless.

Enjoy it above!

267 comments to “"Suck It. Fuck it. Lick It. Eat It. Snort It. Shit It. Cum On It!"”

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  1. paris is a slut says – reply to this


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    Unfortunately, being whore-like is really the only thing Paris Hilton is famous for. Its the only way she can get attention. No different than the slutty girls I went to school with, or the neighborhood whore we all keep watch on….

    She's just a whore with money..

  2. soobvious says – reply to this


    102

    Perez found out that Paris is on her way to the poorhouse and he's losing interest fast. Any day now we're gonna find out that he's changed his name again. Might I suggest Angelinaz Jolie? Or perhaps Katie Holmz? Gwen Ztefani? The possibilities are endless!

  3. angel says – reply to this


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    She has really changed hasn't she? She is so classy!! She's really living up to her word on Larry King that she doesn't want to party anymore! What a reformed woman! NNOOOTTTT

  4. jackie paper says – reply to this


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    let's get this straight—-sandra bernhard was the first to "rant" this in her act way back in the 90's. NOT Paris. i'm surprised that you are that gullible, perezito.

    whatever happened to the whole image transformation thing she and her publicists were trying to work after prison?

    i'm SO glad letterman ate her bitch ass alive on his show after her prison stint. she played victim at the time but she TOTALLY deserved it. this clip proves it.

  5. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


    105

    FIRST OF ALL……GRANDPA HILTON WAS RIGHT (BY CUTTING HER OFF)…I'D HARDLY SAY SHE'S MAKING HER PARENTS PROUD WOULD YOU? IT'S ONE THING LETTTING YOUR HAIR DOWN AND MIXING IT WITH THE PEOPLE BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO BE DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTING AND DEGRADE YOURSELF!!! YEAH I KNOW …I KNOW…WHO AM I OF ALL PEOPLE TO TALK. BUT IT'S ONE THING TO HAVE FUN ON THE "PARIS HILTON SHOW" AND GET SILLY WITH YOU GUYS ANONYMOUSLY (CAN YOU IMAGINE? JJ IS NOT MY REAL NAME?)…TEE HEE…..BUT IT'S QUITE ANOTHER TO EMBARRASS YOUR FAMILY NAME ….AND LOWER THE PRESTIGE OF A HUGE INTERNATIONAL HOTEL CHAIN BY TALKING TRASH…KNOWING THAT PEOPLE WILL HAVE PHONE CAMERAS……JUST ITCHING TO GET THE FOOTAGE INTO PEREZ' HOT LITTLE HANDS (BY THE WAY….PROPS TO THE PEEPS WHO BROUGHT THIS ENJOYMENT TO US!) ……….BUT IF I WERE GRANDPA HILTON I'D BE PISSED OFF THAT I COULD ONLY CUT HER OFF ONCE. I'D THINK OF ADDITIONAL PUNISHMENTS AND GO ALL JR EWING APESHIT ON HER ASS!!! I WATCH ME A LOT OF NITETIME SOAP OPERAS!!! TEE HEE

  6. Chic says – reply to this


    106

    Good to see her holding true to her post-jail promises of giving back to the global community.

  7. kypre says – reply to this


    107

    it's DANIELA, perez. not danielle.

  8. mia says – reply to this


    108

    Her parents must be so proud….

  9. Hillco says – reply to this


    109

    What a classless hooker…her family must be so proud! If I were her grandfather I would have yanked away 97% of my estate from their leeching hands, too! At least one Hilton has some sense…and he donated it to charity, albeit his own, but charity and a good cause none the less! Good job Grandpa Hilton!

  10. Bop says – reply to this


    110

    classy!

  11. Crazy says – reply to this


    111

    I hope she was drunk and doesn't talk that slow all of the time. I mean, I know she isn't the smartest, but DAMN!

  12. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    Re: jimmyjazz – OOPS…ABOVE ..I MEANT TO SAY "PEREZ HILTON" NOT PARIS HILTON SHOW! THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO IS THAT I ACTUALLY RESPECT PEREZ. HE TOOK A SIMPLE IDEA AND RAN WITH IT…AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE PARTYING HERE EVERYDAY. WE CAN SAY ANYTHING AND IT'S IN PRINT LIKE THAT…PRESTO! INSTANT GRATIFICATION. MARIO CAME FROM NOWHERE AND MADE HIMSELF A HOUSEHOLD NAME…..WHILE PARIS WAS BORN INTO A NAME AND DISCRACES IT BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT'S "HOT"…..WHILE MARIO IS AN ENTREUPENEUR. LOOK AT PARIS COMPARED TO IVANKA TRUMP. NO DOUBT DONALD WOULD FIRE HIS OWN KIDS IF THEY WERENT DOING A GOOD JOB. IVANKA GOT A'S IN BUSINESS SCHOOL AND RUNS HER OWN CORPORATIONS. PARIS WHORES HER BIRTH NAME. PERIOD. OH YEAH….AND THINKS SHE'S ABOVE THE LAW!!

  13. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    Re: jimmyjazz – OOPS…ABOVE ..I MEANT TO SAY "PEREZ HILTON" NOT PARIS HILTON SHOW! THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO IS THAT I ACTUALLY RESPECT PEREZ. HE TOOK A SIMPLE IDEA AND RAN WITH IT…AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE PARTYING HERE EVERYDAY. WE CAN SAY ANYTHING AND IT'S IN PRINT LIKE THAT…PRESTO! INSTANT GRATIFICATION. MARIO CAME FROM NOWHERE AND MADE HIMSELF A HOUSEHOLD NAME…..WHILE PARIS WAS BORN INTO A NAME AND DISCRACES IT BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT'S "HOT"…..WHILE MARIO IS AN ENTREUPENEUR. LOOK AT PARIS COMPARED TO IVANKA TRUMP. NO DOUBT DONALD WOULD FIRE HIS OWN KIDS IF THEY WERENT DOING A GOOD JOB. IVANKA GOT A'S IN BUSINESS SCHOOL AND RUNS HER OWN CORPORATIONS. PARIS WHORES HER BIRTH NAME. PERIOD. OH YEAH….AND THINKS SHE'S ABOVE THE LAW!!

  14. m15 says – reply to this


    114

    Wow…I'm a little in shock right now… I really thought she was sweeter and more soft-spoken than that. She sounded pretty tough… I guess you have to be after years in that world.

  15. hmm says – reply to this


    115

    …is it OK that I dislike her just a *tad* less after seeing this?

  16. jam says – reply to this


    116

    What a classless piece of shit! Just watch, something bad will happen to Danielle Sea for hanging with Ebola.
    pARIS IS A DOG KILLER!

  17. DEE says – reply to this


    117

    CHARMING! WHAT A ROLE MODEL…AND WHAT WILL THE HOLLYWOOD CROWD SAY TO HER NOW THAT SHE'S DECLARED…"FUCK THE HOLLYWOOD CROWD…LAX IS MY NEW FAVORITE PLACE"? OH, DOES THAT CROWD EVEN LIKE HER?
    OH THE HORROR!
    SKANK…

  18. idaho potato says – reply to this


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    Who is this wasted chick?! She's just a porn star from a semi-wealthy family, and so so yesterday. Put her under the heading "Supid Girls" and let's move away before we all get infected.

  19. lynne says – reply to this


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    Watch it, Paris…there's still money your Grandfather can take away from you. He must be so proud. You work your whole life so your name is associated with class and quality..and then you're stuck with this.

  20. Sasha says – reply to this


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    Paris isn't as stupid and annoying as everyone thinks! Did she not sound like a normal girl? Seriously! She wasn't all "Thatsssss hotttt guyyyyyys."
    This shows Paris' reallll personality and its fiestttyyy!

  21. No wonder she lost her inheritance! says – reply to this


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    Wasn't this the same woman who balled her eyeballs out when she was sent back to JAIL? And then she promised to become a ROLL MODEL for YOUNG GIRLS?!!??! OMG!!! Did she ever make that trip to Africa? Guess she forgot all about her jail time and is back to the same old skanky nasty ass porn star PARIS!

  22. lovesit says – reply to this


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    I'm beginning to really LIKE her!

  23. ChickfromCT says – reply to this


    123

    That's hot. Suck it, Fuck it is my new fave catchphrase. Whoever doesn't like Paris is a prude.

  24. Gee J says – reply to this


    124

    SHE'S SUCH A FAB ROLE MODEL! I HOPE MY KIDS GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE HER! PARIS YOU ROCK MY FUCKING SUCKING WORLD!

  25. Liza says – reply to this


    125

    Nice going, Paris. Sure way to make mom and dad proud. Looks like her trip to Africa and her stint in prison didn't exactly enlighten her. Some things never change.

  26. Fernando says – reply to this


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    She will always be trash no matter how many rehab/jail stints she has in her life, No wonder her grandfather cut her off I would be incredibly embarrassed by behavior like this.. I wanna **ck you all? come on… that's disgusting..

  27. Iraida says – reply to this


    127

    HERPES!

  28. UKer says – reply to this


    128

    her parents must be so proud.

  29. luvsxjs says – reply to this


    129

    What a pig

  30. skg says – reply to this


    130

    Intellectualism is soooo trite…

  31. emobacca says – reply to this


    131

    Classy lady

  32. K says – reply to this


    132

    People who consistently use vulgar language seem so ignorant. I also admire how Paris is working so hard to improve her image and become a better person since her incarceration. Screaming obscenities in a club is the first step to changing the world for the better.

  33. stephO says – reply to this


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    ahhaha i was totally there last night. She's ridiculous.

  34. PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this


    134

    EWWWWWWWW NASTY BITCH WANTS TO SPREAD HER HERPES.
    SHE BETTER SHARE HER VALTREX WITH THE CROWD!!!!

  35. JASMINE PADILLA says – reply to this


    135

    I FEEL SO SORRY FOR BRITTNYSTOP ACTING THE WAY YOU DO

  36. AMN says – reply to this


    136

    and she wonders why no one takes her seriously. shes a joke. shes a trashy slut

  37. chera says – reply to this


    137

    So classy.

  38. AMN says – reply to this


    138

    i also think jail turned her lesbian

  39. WHo cares22 says – reply to this


    139

    WHAT A WHORE!!! SHE HAS ISSUES AND IS A TOTAL WASTE OF SPACE!!

  40. suck it. says – reply to this


    140

    her name is actually DANIELA SEA and she really is a phenomenal person.. she's got a great story behind her. i wonder what her and paris have in common.

  41. Darice says – reply to this


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    Pure class……riiiiiiight!

  42. killah68 says – reply to this


    142

    it's just nice to see Paris getting back to her roots and rediscovering her priorities in life.

  43. Emma says – reply to this


    143

    She is one skanky fucking slutty ho. Let's just hope she didn't drive home, loser.

  44. She Said WHAT?!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    EWWW! Her parents must be so proud….I mean really, she has changed her life around and she "wants" to do good things for the unfortunate of the world!
    She's a FAKE, a POSER, A HERPES MAGGOT, She is nothing more then DOG POOP on the bottom of my shoe…..Filthy Whore!

  45. j says – reply to this


    145

    awww now thats soo classy!

  46. the truth says – reply to this


    146

    Paris is a used up old whore! Nothing more pathetic than an old broad trying to pretend she's still 18.

  47. Her real voice revealed! says – reply to this


    147

    Where did this voice come from? She finally talks in her real normal voice and not in some dumb whore 2 yr old voice, and not in her fake deep voice trying to sound smart either. What a fake slut.

  48. Banana says – reply to this


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    she is so boring.and such a loser. i hope her nose falls off.she knows nothing about real life.
    I am never coming on this web-site again,it's giving me shit for brains.

  49. trannynum1 says – reply to this


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    LOL Its funny how u make fun of everybody Perez! and at the end of the day the bed you lay in is paid for by the ones you make miserable. And it's cute. It's soo cute that you do this because you have never had to go through it. Noone cares to fallow a despicable boy as ourself around LA.
    Get a life and just remember ever time you talk shit we all know you are just jealous of them becuase they actually earned there way into being famous. THEY MADE YOU FAMOUS.!

  50. fritz says – reply to this


    150

    Isn't the fantasy ruined now that we all know she has herpes. What is her appeal now? A rich ex-con that looks like Big Bird and has incurable STD? Pass.

  51. Kriglo... says – reply to this


    151

    Paris…U are the best…for me…’cause…
    you …just…
    following and dancing with the red snake…of YOUR present time…

    …Just an French artist…
    Sorry…No..
    An artist from Brittany…

  52. respek says – reply to this


    152

    DANIELA sea, dumbass

  53. Last, Suckers! says – reply to this


    153

    LAX is her favorite spot? So she's hanging out at the airport now??

  54. Trisha says – reply to this


    154

    Re: jimmyjazz – I totally agree with you.

  55. nathalie says – reply to this


    155

    how fucking classy. that fucking gross girl needs to stop acting like a fucking dirty slut. she doesnt have her grandfathers fucking money cuz she doesnt fucking deserve it. saying fuck after every fucking word its fucking disgusting and i feel like my fucking IQ is dropping as i fucking type.

    can we stop paying attention to her now thats shes not super rich????? PLEASE?

  56. STARUK says – reply to this


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    AN EMBARRASSMENT TO AMERICA..IS THIS WHAT OUR GENERTAION IS SAYIN? FUCKING DIRTY SLAG….FUCKIN COKEHEAD

    HILTON HOE

  57. SLUT says – reply to this


    157

    WOW, WHAT A LADY!

  58. natemoe says – reply to this


    158

    Shes my new fave now.

  59. James says – reply to this


    159

    Does anyone else hear a guy in the crowd yell out " You're a WHORE!" at the very beginning? This video is great.

  60. slut says – reply to this


    160

    what proof is there that Paris has herpes?

  61. Cool Beans says – reply to this


    161

    Wow. What a classy lady. A prime example of what not to be like.

  62. grapesoda says – reply to this


    162

    her name is Daniela Sea.

  63. shrimpy says – reply to this


    163

    She sounds so educated!!!

  64. PunyPunk says – reply to this


    164

    I BET PARIS'S PARENTS ARE SO PROUD OF THEIR LITTLE ANGEL AND HER CLASSY COMMENTS.
    WAY TO GO, PARIS.. KEEP TALKING AND I BET GRANDPA WILL GIVE ALL HIS MONEY TO CHARITY.
    YOU ADD DUMBFUCK

  65. LisaFA says – reply to this


    165

    She has no class. She also looks like a damn bird.

  66. chc says – reply to this


    166

    Just proves once again that all the $$$$$$ in the world can't buy class.

  67. ME says – reply to this


    167

    Did Daniela Sea and her girlfriend "Bitch" breakup? Yeah, Paris is not a good replacement Daniela.

  68. me says – reply to this


    168

    how many people have to correct your spelling of DANIELA Sea before you actually change it? Quit jerking off thinking of Brit in court and read your comments.

  69. brendan says – reply to this


    169

    i love paris………. at least she isnt being a little fake ass like hayden pennatierre…………. she lives it up

  70. mia says – reply to this


    170

    Hangin with the lesbos again… well, looks like Paris learned "something" from going to jail!

  71. Puggles says – reply to this


    171

    What a skank!
    'I don't drink alcohol or do drugs and I've only slept with 2 men'. Yeah right!

  72. daft.punk says – reply to this


    172

    This comes from the Daft Punk song touch it. It's the second song on Daft Punk Alive and it is about the best song of last year.

  73. THEMOMMA says – reply to this


    173

    HER MOMMA MUST BE SOOO PROUD !!!!!!!!!

  74. Stoney says – reply to this


    174

    Classy!

    Ugly whore.

  75. um ok says – reply to this


    175

    What happened to "I want to change and be a good person I read the Bible" after she got out of jail she was going to be a new person, not that slutty party girl……

  76. WTF SICK! says – reply to this


    176

    Holy shit shes a nasty bitch!!

  77. Kaitlyn says – reply to this


    177

    what a FUCKIN' trash slut! what happened to everything she said in larry king's interview?? yeah…she is so FAKE!

  78. valtrex says – reply to this


    178

    On Larry King she said she was gonna help find a cure for multiple sclerosis. I'm still waiting Paris. All of us MS sufferers were depending on you. You were our great hope. You were gonna be our savior. Now youre back to snorting your valtex off of random sluts genital warts.

    And yes, we all knew she was full of shit.

  79. SHONIE says – reply to this


    179

    PARIS IS SUCH AN OLD, SKANKY, WASHED UP, SO-THREE-YEARS-AGO, STUPID, SLUTTY, BLONDE, CLASSLESS, POOR, MAN HANDED, BIG NOSED, PHONEY PIECE OF SHIT THAT NEEDS TO RETIRE FROM HER "JOB." SHE THINKS SHE'S 18 STILL. GROW UP PARIS, YOUR 27TH BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONTH. I BET PARIS WILL NEVER HAVE A KID, SHE LIKES TO PARTY TOO MUCH. MY LITTLE 13 YEAR OLD SISTER LOOKS UP TO THIS PIECE OF TRASH. PARIS QUIT PARTYING YOU STUPID WHORE. WHEN'S HER NEXT DUI?? I BET IT'S REAL SOON HAHA.

  80. KHHKJKFD says – reply to this


    180

    PEREZ WHY DID YOU DELETE MY COMMENT? BECAUSE INSULTED PARIS HILTON? YOU KISS UP. PARIS HILTON IS AN OLD WASHED UP PIECE OF TRASH!!! SHE'S SO 3 YEARS AGO. NOW DONT DELETE THIS COMMENT PEREZ!!!!!!!!

  81. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


    181

    LET IT GO ALREADY !

    Her sorry ass needs to be left in 2007 !

    I don't care if she has an arm cut off… stop talking about this waste of a space.

  82. Claire says – reply to this


    182

    is that really Paris???
    it dosen't sound like her…

    & you can't really see anythikng

  83. Vida says – reply to this


    183

    Wow. That has to be the least classy thing I have ever seen or heard in my life. She has no self respect as a woman. Thank God her grandfather is giving away all of her inheritance to charity. Can you imagine her wasting everything that he worked so hard for all his life? She is no better than a hooker. Well, clearly she's not high-priced considering she's willing to f*** anyone at that club. Sad, trashy, pathetic girl. Her mother and father must be so proud when they watch this.

  84. Lydz says – reply to this


    184

    OMG. Paris is the biggest hypocrite liar witch on the planet. Doesn anyone remember how she supposedly "found God" in jail?? I called that BS as soon as it came out of her mouth. I guess the bitch lost God pretty quick. ANd she was trying to act all innocent to get out of jail that one day when she was walking out of that Catholic Church. Catolics are really strict unlike their Protestant counterparts so I wonder whta they have to say about this. I also remember reading an article where she said that she'd only ever slept with 2 men. Um yeah OK Paris, and I'm the president of Monaco. This club also loooks nothing like Africa. She hasn't freaking changed at all, she back to being just as immature as she was back when she was 21 which is pretty fuckiing sad becuase shes about to turn freaking 27.

  85. The Dave says – reply to this


    185

    who the fuck cares about that scrawny little wench. She's getting a little long in the tooth to be shaking her ass in the clubs. She's over.

  86. mr cashier says – reply to this


    186

    britney made it hot.. paris is just.. NOT.. shes trying to do anything to take the spotlight from Queen B…

  87. Um...... says – reply to this


    187

    That was the most enlightening speech I have ever heard. She must have worked really hard in school. I have 8 year old students that can articulate their thoughts better than her. Her foul mouth makes her sound like someone right off the set of a Jerry Springer episode.

  88. TimeZone says – reply to this


    188

    Paris Hilton wants so badly to be seen as cool… it's pathetic, really.
    .
    Her idea of showing street cred is to say "f*ck" every other word and that's cheezy — not hot.

  89. the l word says – reply to this


    189

    paris is a re-tard

  90. Kitty says – reply to this


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    Oh, for crying out loud — leave her alone… she was having fun. The crowd was loving it and she was just playing to them. She could have been a haughty bitch if she wanted to, but she wasn't. You are all just jealous because you're not rich and beautiful. I saw her on Sunday night, too… before she went to LAX, I guess… she was at a screening of the L Word at the Falcon and she was gracious and sweet to everyone. She's even prettier in person, too. And for the record, I don't think she's gay, she's just not a homophobe — like a lot of you are.

  91. T says – reply to this


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    she sounds like a complete moron talking like that.

  92. jay says – reply to this


    192

    CLASSLESS PIG WITH A WITCH'S NOSE

  93. Dan says – reply to this


    193

    Re: Kitty – Excuse me, have you not seen her comments on video on youtube about gays??!!

  94. PARIS IS NUTTY says – reply to this


    194

    SHRINKS MUST BE ROLLING IN CASH IN LA! PARIS NEEDS HELP FAST BEFORE SHE STARTS RE-PRODUCING NUTTY OFFSPRING!!!!!!

  95. aaaamoney says – reply to this


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    Suck It. Fuck it. Lick It. Eat It. Snort It. Shit It. Cum [all] On It. Sexnologic…Sexnologic.

    Daft Paris

  96. sucker says – reply to this


    196

    Re: claudia – u racist piece of shit….white people are not trashy..there are plenty of trashy ppl of every color!

  97. panda says – reply to this


    197

    SHE KILLED HER DOGS. she locked them up in a closet and forgot about them. this happened more than once.

    jesus, she sucks! just read Ted C's blind vice on E!Online. Paris is Slurpa Pop-Off.

  98. Kevin says – reply to this


    198

    Re: John

    Yeah, this is the first time i've heard her use vulgar language, lol.

  99. olemadrid says – reply to this


    199

    Does anyone find it sad/pathetic that this girl Paris speaks in public like that? You'd think that with all of her status & upbringing she would have more class…oh but wait, money doesn't buy you class now does !?!

  100. Nikki says – reply to this


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    NO WONDER HER GRANDPA TOOK AWAY HER INHERITANCE! I WOULD BE DISGRACED TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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