"Suck It. Fuck it. Lick It. Eat It. Snort It. Shit It. Cum On It!"
Filed under: Paris Hilton > PerezTVBefore Britney Spears appropriated her saying, Paris Hilton was the person that originated the "Suck It, Fuck It" rant.
The former heiress dropped that bomb at LAX nightclub in LA on Sunday night, where she was hanging with her new BFF, L Word star and major lezbot Danielle Sea.
"There's so many hot boys and girls in here, that I wanna fuck you all!," Paris told the crowd.
This video is priceless.
Enjoy it above!
Posted: January 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm



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Unfortunately, being whore-like is really the only thing Paris Hilton is famous for. Its the only way she can get attention. No different than the slutty girls I went to school with, or the neighborhood whore we all keep watch on….
She's just a whore with money..
Perez found out that Paris is on her way to the poorhouse and he's losing interest fast. Any day now we're gonna find out that he's changed his name again. Might I suggest Angelinaz Jolie? Or perhaps Katie Holmz? Gwen Ztefani? The possibilities are endless!
She has really changed hasn't she? She is so classy!! She's really living up to her word on Larry King that she doesn't want to party anymore! What a reformed woman! NNOOOTTTT
let's get this straight—-sandra bernhard was the first to "rant" this in her act way back in the 90's. NOT Paris. i'm surprised that you are that gullible, perezito.
whatever happened to the whole image transformation thing she and her publicists were trying to work after prison?
i'm SO glad letterman ate her bitch ass alive on his show after her prison stint. she played victim at the time but she TOTALLY deserved it. this clip proves it.
FIRST OF ALL……GRANDPA HILTON WAS RIGHT (BY CUTTING HER OFF)…I'D HARDLY SAY SHE'S MAKING HER PARENTS PROUD WOULD YOU? IT'S ONE THING LETTTING YOUR HAIR DOWN AND MIXING IT WITH THE PEOPLE BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO BE DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTING AND DEGRADE YOURSELF!!! YEAH I KNOW …I KNOW…WHO AM I OF ALL PEOPLE TO TALK. BUT IT'S ONE THING TO HAVE FUN ON THE "PARIS HILTON SHOW" AND GET SILLY WITH YOU GUYS ANONYMOUSLY (CAN YOU IMAGINE? JJ IS NOT MY REAL NAME?)…TEE HEE…..BUT IT'S QUITE ANOTHER TO EMBARRASS YOUR FAMILY NAME ….AND LOWER THE PRESTIGE OF A HUGE INTERNATIONAL HOTEL CHAIN BY TALKING TRASH…KNOWING THAT PEOPLE WILL HAVE PHONE CAMERAS……JUST ITCHING TO GET THE FOOTAGE INTO PEREZ' HOT LITTLE HANDS (BY THE WAY….PROPS TO THE PEEPS WHO BROUGHT THIS ENJOYMENT TO US!) ……….BUT IF I WERE GRANDPA HILTON I'D BE PISSED OFF THAT I COULD ONLY CUT HER OFF ONCE. I'D THINK OF ADDITIONAL PUNISHMENTS AND GO ALL JR EWING APESHIT ON HER ASS!!! I WATCH ME A LOT OF NITETIME SOAP OPERAS!!! TEE HEE
Good to see her holding true to her post-jail promises of giving back to the global community.
it's DANIELA, perez. not danielle.
Her parents must be so proud….
What a classless hooker…her family must be so proud! If I were her grandfather I would have yanked away 97% of my estate from their leeching hands, too! At least one Hilton has some sense…and he donated it to charity, albeit his own, but charity and a good cause none the less! Good job Grandpa Hilton!
classy!
I hope she was drunk and doesn't talk that slow all of the time. I mean, I know she isn't the smartest, but DAMN!
Re: jimmyjazz – OOPS…ABOVE ..I MEANT TO SAY "PEREZ HILTON" NOT PARIS HILTON SHOW! THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO IS THAT I ACTUALLY RESPECT PEREZ. HE TOOK A SIMPLE IDEA AND RAN WITH IT…AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE PARTYING HERE EVERYDAY. WE CAN SAY ANYTHING AND IT'S IN PRINT LIKE THAT…PRESTO! INSTANT GRATIFICATION. MARIO CAME FROM NOWHERE AND MADE HIMSELF A HOUSEHOLD NAME…..WHILE PARIS WAS BORN INTO A NAME AND DISCRACES IT BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT'S "HOT"…..WHILE MARIO IS AN ENTREUPENEUR. LOOK AT PARIS COMPARED TO IVANKA TRUMP. NO DOUBT DONALD WOULD FIRE HIS OWN KIDS IF THEY WERENT DOING A GOOD JOB. IVANKA GOT A'S IN BUSINESS SCHOOL AND RUNS HER OWN CORPORATIONS. PARIS WHORES HER BIRTH NAME. PERIOD. OH YEAH….AND THINKS SHE'S ABOVE THE LAW!!
Re: jimmyjazz – OOPS…ABOVE ..I MEANT TO SAY "PEREZ HILTON" NOT PARIS HILTON SHOW! THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO IS THAT I ACTUALLY RESPECT PEREZ. HE TOOK A SIMPLE IDEA AND RAN WITH IT…AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE PARTYING HERE EVERYDAY. WE CAN SAY ANYTHING AND IT'S IN PRINT LIKE THAT…PRESTO! INSTANT GRATIFICATION. MARIO CAME FROM NOWHERE AND MADE HIMSELF A HOUSEHOLD NAME…..WHILE PARIS WAS BORN INTO A NAME AND DISCRACES IT BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT'S "HOT"…..WHILE MARIO IS AN ENTREUPENEUR. LOOK AT PARIS COMPARED TO IVANKA TRUMP. NO DOUBT DONALD WOULD FIRE HIS OWN KIDS IF THEY WERENT DOING A GOOD JOB. IVANKA GOT A'S IN BUSINESS SCHOOL AND RUNS HER OWN CORPORATIONS. PARIS WHORES HER BIRTH NAME. PERIOD. OH YEAH….AND THINKS SHE'S ABOVE THE LAW!!
Wow…I'm a little in shock right now… I really thought she was sweeter and more soft-spoken than that. She sounded pretty tough… I guess you have to be after years in that world.
…is it OK that I dislike her just a *tad* less after seeing this?
What a classless piece of shit! Just watch, something bad will happen to Danielle Sea for hanging with Ebola.
pARIS IS A DOG KILLER!
CHARMING! WHAT A ROLE MODEL…AND WHAT WILL THE HOLLYWOOD CROWD SAY TO HER NOW THAT SHE'S DECLARED…"FUCK THE HOLLYWOOD CROWD…LAX IS MY NEW FAVORITE PLACE"? OH, DOES THAT CROWD EVEN LIKE HER?
OH THE HORROR!
SKANK…
Who is this wasted chick?! She's just a porn star from a semi-wealthy family, and so so yesterday. Put her under the heading "Supid Girls" and let's move away before we all get infected.
Watch it, Paris…there's still money your Grandfather can take away from you. He must be so proud. You work your whole life so your name is associated with class and quality..and then you're stuck with this.
Paris isn't as stupid and annoying as everyone thinks! Did she not sound like a normal girl? Seriously! She wasn't all "Thatsssss hotttt guyyyyyys."
This shows Paris' reallll personality and its fiestttyyy!
Wasn't this the same woman who balled her eyeballs out when she was sent back to JAIL? And then she promised to become a ROLL MODEL for YOUNG GIRLS?!!??! OMG!!! Did she ever make that trip to Africa? Guess she forgot all about her jail time and is back to the same old skanky nasty ass porn star PARIS!
I'm beginning to really LIKE her!
That's hot. Suck it, Fuck it is my new fave catchphrase. Whoever doesn't like Paris is a prude.
SHE'S SUCH A FAB ROLE MODEL! I HOPE MY KIDS GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE HER! PARIS YOU ROCK MY FUCKING SUCKING WORLD!
Nice going, Paris. Sure way to make mom and dad proud. Looks like her trip to Africa and her stint in prison didn't exactly enlighten her. Some things never change.
She will always be trash no matter how many rehab/jail stints she has in her life, No wonder her grandfather cut her off I would be incredibly embarrassed by behavior like this.. I wanna **ck you all? come on… that's disgusting..
HERPES!
her parents must be so proud.
What a pig
Intellectualism is soooo trite…
Classy lady
People who consistently use vulgar language seem so ignorant. I also admire how Paris is working so hard to improve her image and become a better person since her incarceration. Screaming obscenities in a club is the first step to changing the world for the better.
ahhaha i was totally there last night. She's ridiculous.
EWWWWWWWW NASTY BITCH WANTS TO SPREAD HER HERPES.
SHE BETTER SHARE HER VALTREX WITH THE CROWD!!!!
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR BRITTNYSTOP ACTING THE WAY YOU DO
and she wonders why no one takes her seriously. shes a joke. shes a trashy slut
So classy.
i also think jail turned her lesbian
WHAT A WHORE!!! SHE HAS ISSUES AND IS A TOTAL WASTE OF SPACE!!
her name is actually DANIELA SEA and she really is a phenomenal person.. she's got a great story behind her. i wonder what her and paris have in common.
Pure class……riiiiiiight!
it's just nice to see Paris getting back to her roots and rediscovering her priorities in life.
She is one skanky fucking slutty ho. Let's just hope she didn't drive home, loser.
EWWW! Her parents must be so proud….I mean really, she has changed her life around and she "wants" to do good things for the unfortunate of the world!
She's a FAKE, a POSER, A HERPES MAGGOT, She is nothing more then DOG POOP on the bottom of my shoe…..Filthy Whore!
awww now thats soo classy!
Paris is a used up old whore! Nothing more pathetic than an old broad trying to pretend she's still 18.
Where did this voice come from? She finally talks in her real normal voice and not in some dumb whore 2 yr old voice, and not in her fake deep voice trying to sound smart either. What a fake slut.
she is so boring.and such a loser. i hope her nose falls off.she knows nothing about real life.
I am never coming on this web-site again,it's giving me shit for brains.
LOL Its funny how u make fun of everybody Perez! and at the end of the day the bed you lay in is paid for by the ones you make miserable. And it's cute. It's soo cute that you do this because you have never had to go through it. Noone cares to fallow a despicable boy as ourself around LA.
Get a life and just remember ever time you talk shit we all know you are just jealous of them becuase they actually earned there way into being famous. THEY MADE YOU FAMOUS.!
Isn't the fantasy ruined now that we all know she has herpes. What is her appeal now? A rich ex-con that looks like Big Bird and has incurable STD? Pass.
Paris…U are the best…for me…’cause…
you …just…
following and dancing with the red snake…of YOUR present time…
…Just an French artist…
Sorry…No..
An artist from Brittany…
DANIELA sea, dumbass
LAX is her favorite spot? So she's hanging out at the airport now??
Re: jimmyjazz – I totally agree with you.
how fucking classy. that fucking gross girl needs to stop acting like a fucking dirty slut. she doesnt have her grandfathers fucking money cuz she doesnt fucking deserve it. saying fuck after every fucking word its fucking disgusting and i feel like my fucking IQ is dropping as i fucking type.
can we stop paying attention to her now thats shes not super rich????? PLEASE?
AN EMBARRASSMENT TO AMERICA..IS THIS WHAT OUR GENERTAION IS SAYIN? FUCKING DIRTY SLAG….FUCKIN COKEHEAD
HILTON HOE
WOW, WHAT A LADY!
Shes my new fave now.
Does anyone else hear a guy in the crowd yell out " You're a WHORE!" at the very beginning? This video is great.
what proof is there that Paris has herpes?
Wow. What a classy lady. A prime example of what not to be like.
her name is Daniela Sea.
She sounds so educated!!!
I BET PARIS'S PARENTS ARE SO PROUD OF THEIR LITTLE ANGEL AND HER CLASSY COMMENTS.
WAY TO GO, PARIS.. KEEP TALKING AND I BET GRANDPA WILL GIVE ALL HIS MONEY TO CHARITY.
YOU ADD DUMBFUCK
She has no class. She also looks like a damn bird.
Just proves once again that all the $$$$$$ in the world can't buy class.
Did Daniela Sea and her girlfriend "Bitch" breakup? Yeah, Paris is not a good replacement Daniela.
how many people have to correct your spelling of DANIELA Sea before you actually change it? Quit jerking off thinking of Brit in court and read your comments.
i love paris………. at least she isnt being a little fake ass like hayden pennatierre…………. she lives it up
Hangin with the lesbos again… well, looks like Paris learned "something" from going to jail!
What a skank!
'I don't drink alcohol or do drugs and I've only slept with 2 men'. Yeah right!
This comes from the Daft Punk song touch it. It's the second song on Daft Punk Alive and it is about the best song of last year.
HER MOMMA MUST BE SOOO PROUD !!!!!!!!!
Classy!
Ugly whore.
What happened to "I want to change and be a good person I read the Bible" after she got out of jail she was going to be a new person, not that slutty party girl……
Holy shit shes a nasty bitch!!
what a FUCKIN' trash slut! what happened to everything she said in larry king's interview?? yeah…she is so FAKE!
On Larry King she said she was gonna help find a cure for multiple sclerosis. I'm still waiting Paris. All of us MS sufferers were depending on you. You were our great hope. You were gonna be our savior. Now youre back to snorting your valtex off of random sluts genital warts.
And yes, we all knew she was full of shit.
PARIS IS SUCH AN OLD, SKANKY, WASHED UP, SO-THREE-YEARS-AGO, STUPID, SLUTTY, BLONDE, CLASSLESS, POOR, MAN HANDED, BIG NOSED, PHONEY PIECE OF SHIT THAT NEEDS TO RETIRE FROM HER "JOB." SHE THINKS SHE'S 18 STILL. GROW UP PARIS, YOUR 27TH BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONTH. I BET PARIS WILL NEVER HAVE A KID, SHE LIKES TO PARTY TOO MUCH. MY LITTLE 13 YEAR OLD SISTER LOOKS UP TO THIS PIECE OF TRASH. PARIS QUIT PARTYING YOU STUPID WHORE. WHEN'S HER NEXT DUI?? I BET IT'S REAL SOON HAHA.
PEREZ WHY DID YOU DELETE MY COMMENT? BECAUSE INSULTED PARIS HILTON? YOU KISS UP. PARIS HILTON IS AN OLD WASHED UP PIECE OF TRASH!!! SHE'S SO 3 YEARS AGO. NOW DONT DELETE THIS COMMENT PEREZ!!!!!!!!
LET IT GO ALREADY !
Her sorry ass needs to be left in 2007 !
I don't care if she has an arm cut off… stop talking about this waste of a space.
is that really Paris???
it dosen't sound like her…
& you can't really see anythikng
Wow. That has to be the least classy thing I have ever seen or heard in my life. She has no self respect as a woman. Thank God her grandfather is giving away all of her inheritance to charity. Can you imagine her wasting everything that he worked so hard for all his life? She is no better than a hooker. Well, clearly she's not high-priced considering she's willing to f*** anyone at that club. Sad, trashy, pathetic girl. Her mother and father must be so proud when they watch this.
OMG. Paris is the biggest hypocrite liar witch on the planet. Doesn anyone remember how she supposedly "found God" in jail?? I called that BS as soon as it came out of her mouth. I guess the bitch lost God pretty quick. ANd she was trying to act all innocent to get out of jail that one day when she was walking out of that Catholic Church. Catolics are really strict unlike their Protestant counterparts so I wonder whta they have to say about this. I also remember reading an article where she said that she'd only ever slept with 2 men. Um yeah OK Paris, and I'm the president of Monaco. This club also loooks nothing like Africa. She hasn't freaking changed at all, she back to being just as immature as she was back when she was 21 which is pretty fuckiing sad becuase shes about to turn freaking 27.
who the fuck cares about that scrawny little wench. She's getting a little long in the tooth to be shaking her ass in the clubs. She's over.
britney made it hot.. paris is just.. NOT.. shes trying to do anything to take the spotlight from Queen B…
That was the most enlightening speech I have ever heard. She must have worked really hard in school. I have 8 year old students that can articulate their thoughts better than her. Her foul mouth makes her sound like someone right off the set of a Jerry Springer episode.
Paris Hilton wants so badly to be seen as cool… it's pathetic, really.
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Her idea of showing street cred is to say "f*ck" every other word and that's cheezy — not hot.
paris is a re-tard
Oh, for crying out loud — leave her alone… she was having fun. The crowd was loving it and she was just playing to them. She could have been a haughty bitch if she wanted to, but she wasn't. You are all just jealous because you're not rich and beautiful. I saw her on Sunday night, too… before she went to LAX, I guess… she was at a screening of the L Word at the Falcon and she was gracious and sweet to everyone. She's even prettier in person, too. And for the record, I don't think she's gay, she's just not a homophobe — like a lot of you are.
she sounds like a complete moron talking like that.
CLASSLESS PIG WITH A WITCH'S NOSE
Re: Kitty – Excuse me, have you not seen her comments on video on youtube about gays??!!
SHRINKS MUST BE ROLLING IN CASH IN LA! PARIS NEEDS HELP FAST BEFORE SHE STARTS RE-PRODUCING NUTTY OFFSPRING!!!!!!
Suck It. Fuck it. Lick It. Eat It. Snort It. Shit It. Cum [all] On It. Sexnologic…Sexnologic.
Daft Paris
Re: claudia – u racist piece of shit….white people are not trashy..there are plenty of trashy ppl of every color!
SHE KILLED HER DOGS. she locked them up in a closet and forgot about them. this happened more than once.
jesus, she sucks! just read Ted C's blind vice on E!Online. Paris is Slurpa Pop-Off.
Re: John –
Yeah, this is the first time i've heard her use vulgar language, lol.
Does anyone find it sad/pathetic that this girl Paris speaks in public like that? You'd think that with all of her status & upbringing she would have more class…oh but wait, money doesn't buy you class now does !?!
NO WONDER HER GRANDPA TOOK AWAY HER INHERITANCE! I WOULD BE DISGRACED TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!