John Defends Jessica
Filed under: Jessica Simpson > Zportz > John Mayer > When Celebrities Blog > Tony Romo
Jessica Simpson is being blamed for boyfriend Tony Romo's shiteous last few games with the Dallas Cowboys.
And John Mayer doesn't think that's fair!
The sensitive rocker just wrote this post on his official blog, defending his big bosomed ex.
He says:
"DON'T EX WITH TEXAS
Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,
This isn't a sports blog, and it isn't a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)
This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.
I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don't really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I'm betting emotions are running high right about now.
All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It's one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don't try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn't be able to, but it's less work for all involved.)
I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I'm out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday's worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.
JM"
Was J Simpson around 2006 season when homo romo choked last year. He's a playoff choker.
I think John wants Jessica back. How high school is he???
I am hearing that Jessica's new nickname is YOKO ROMO - LOL!! I think this whole thing is being orchestrated by her creepy ass dad Joe in a desperate attempt to keep Jessica in the spotlight.
I keep writing this..
It is I who made them lose.I didn't wear my lucky ducky slippers and they lost…Jessica Simpson is not to blame….
Damn those slippers.
What a DOUCHE. Who gives a rats ass if she LOVES Texas? If she cared so much, she wouldn't have been exploiting her relationship with Homo and acting like a clown at the Cowboys game she did attend. Like I give a fuck what Mayer thinks. Blame Jessica.
What a gentleman.
Re: FRUSTRATED – I completely agree with everything you've posted. You got it in a nutshell. Once again, something she and Papa Joe did for publicity completely backfired making her look like a fool yet again. They just don't get it.
Completely agree with the person who stated that he could have just called her and offered her support. An NO, we don't know any of these so-called celebrities, not even John, but I think it's ok to have an opinion on their public behavior…..that being sid Jessica Simpson is a media whore with little tallent other than she can hold a tune……..I mean really, who wants to put their first year of marriage on TV for everyone to see, that just Screams LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME……I have much more respect for people like Edward Norton, who show up for their jobs, have real talent, and then go home like the rest of us.
As for John, I look forward to the day where he grows up a little bit………I still love his music and lyrics, I live where he grew up, and know where he comes from, but all I really see right now is a 30 year old guy trying to make his way through life with not much maturity. That's ok, he's entitled, Im just sayin'
How's old "JM's" record sales been since the Jessica invaded his libido? Poor Romo.
Slutty Simpson only cares about what the ugly bitch can pull money out of, after Dukes that means SELLING Texas, bitch deserves everything coming to her. She can't even do a fricken Texan accent! Mayer can fuck off with this creepy family please.
THE SIMPSONS DON'T HAVE SOULS, THEY ONLY HAVE EVIL EYES FULL OF DOLLAR SIGNS AND LOTS OF BAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!
THE SIMPSONS DON'T HAVE SOULS, THEY ONLY HAVE EVIL EYES FULL OF DOLLAR SIGNS AND LOTS OF BAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!
THE SIMPSONS DON'T HAVE SOULS, THEY ONLY HAVE EVIL EYES FULL OF DOLLAR SIGNS AND LOTS OF BAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!
THE SIMPSONS DON'T HAVE SOULS, THEY ONLY HAVE EVIL EYES FULL OF DOLLAR SIGNS AND LOTS OF BAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!
THE SIMPSONS DON'T HAVE SOULS, THEY ONLY HAVE EVIL EYES FULL OF DOLLAR SIGNS AND LOTS OF BAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!
THE SIMPSONS DON'T HAVE SOULS, THEY ONLY HAVE EVIL EYES FULL OF DOLLAR SIGNS AND LOTS OF BAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!
THE SIMPSONS DON'T HAVE SOULS, THEY ONLY HAVE EVIL EYES FULL OF DOLLAR SIGNS AND LOTS OF BAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!
THE SIMPSONS DON'T HAVE SOULS, THEY ONLY HAVE EVIL EYES FULL OF DOLLAR SIGNS AND LOTS OF BAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!
also….SIMPSON IS FROM RICHARDSON… that's like a step and a half up from garland… not to be a complete snob… But neither of those are really Dallas.
Shut the fuck John. We all know yoiu're just keeping the booty call option open you no talent hack douchebag.
HAHAHA now that the little slut from Friday Night Lights dumped his pervy ass he's trying to get back with that retard. He's just trolling for someone to piss on!
JOHN WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR FAT MELON HEAD THAT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK IS YOUR PRE-PUBE AND FAT HOUSEWIFE FANS STOP POLLUTING THE INTERNETS WITH THIS CRAP!!!
Jessica is not as stupid as she's like you to believe. It's part of her image. She's no more stupid than Britney was a virgin when she came on the scene. You're stupid for b elieving the facade.
" that girl loves Texas more than you know. It's one of her most defining traits as a person…" Most defining trait? Gad what a smackdown.
how nice. he's still doushey! lol
sorry couldnt help myself! really that was nice. she needed someone in her corner.
OMG WHAT A MAN! WHAT A MAN!!! I APPLAUDE JOHN FOR THIS….THE FACT THAT JESSICA IS DATING THIS MAN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG……IF YOU HAVE TO STOOP THAT LOW THEN WHAT SORE LOOSERSSSS. GO JOHN MAYER FOR SPEAKING YOUR MIND……YOU HAVE EVERYRIGHT TO SPEAK YOUR MIND…IT'S YOUR BLOG AFTERALL….WE NEED MORE POSITVE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAN HATERSSSSS……
God I wish something bad would happen to this guy. Just to knock that egotistical smirk from his ugly face
half of you a**holes are so ignorant! Leave the guy alone. That's honorably what he did. Sticking up for an ex girlfriend because he knows she's a good person and doesn't need to take shit from idiots in her home state or elsewhere. You all could take a lesson from him. He obviously feels a loyalty to her regardless of their break up. That's a very sweet thing to do. Also - did you ever stop to think that the Cowboys just suck and that's why they lost. Jessica must be very powerful to distract Romo into a huge loss! Give it a rest with blaming the chic.
She didn't show any pride when the Cowboys were losing by laughing it up and jiggling her fake tits at the camera the whole game.
Does John Mayer really piss on women? What kind of trash would let a man piss on them? What did his mother do to him to make him hate women that much? Disgusting
Wow, Mayer must really be horny to want to get back with that plastic looking airhead this much. I saw on tv the other day that he has a stupid ass looking speed racer car. What a douche!
I sooo wanna see John Mayer do a "Leave Jessica ALONE!" video…
Regardless of his really meaning or intentions… its a sweet thing to say and hear said.
Kudos to anyone who can be this sweet and if he's being sweet with another motive… then double kudos. It takes a smart person to be kind in the face of someone you dislike to better yourself.
Any smart person knows that to get ahead you ought to look better than the ones in your past.
wow that was real decent of him, what a nice guy! or ex i should say, for once!
She's a filthy whore and she fucks up all of her relationships. Why should her relationship with romo be any different.
wake up John, her dad is whoring her out to Tony for the bucks since she can't make any of her own. Who is going to keep up dads lifestyle and comfort zone if Jessica can't make the bucks. HELLO! TONY ROMO$$$$$$$$$$
What football team goes on vacation during the playoffs anyway HELLO!
Playoffs lead to SUPERBOWL. It takes discipline to get to the big game not lounging and vacationing. I guess someone forgot to tell Tony and his coach.
No Discipline No Ring HA!
personally, i think that was really nice of John Mayer to write that. And i definitely agree that Jessica had nothing to do with what happened. It was just bad luck and the easiest person to point the finger at was Jessica.
Mayer, just stick to singing, no one wants to hear what you have to say.
you've been way too hard in that girl lately perez
if you've got your personal reasons for hating her, then fine
but didn't your mamma ever tell you not to beat up on girls?
Why Would her dad ( MGR) release her movie in Texas theaters the same week she surfaces at his ballgame. Doesn't anyone get that? SHe was using her relationship with tony and making a very public appearance with her dad at her side at his ball game to promote her worthless acting career.
What girl her age takes dad on every date, ballgame and vacation.
How perverted is that? Dad would leave mom before he would ever leave JEssica alone to be a woman. It is such a gross relationship. VERY PERVERTED.
AWWW THATS SO SWEET OF HIM TO STAND UP FOR HER, I LOVE IT.
I never had much of an opinion of John either way. But after reading that, I totally respect the guy. It was the right thing to do. GO JOHN!
THATS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE! SPECIALLY COMING FOR A EX. JOHN CALL ME!??
The person who wrote comment #111 is an ignorant twat.
JOHN MAYER HAS MY RESPECT NOW….THAT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO, DUDE! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please…….The ONLY people who feel like it is Jessica's fault the Cowboys lost is the Media - they just like to see a good old fashion mud-slinging!!!! I am from TX and NO ONE "I" know blames her. They lost because they just couldn't cut it and the Giants were the better team.
And anyone who feels she was a jinx - is a simple minded fool……Which we are all surrounded by IN EVERY STATE!
Good for John Mayer for steppin up for his friend.
AWWWwwww that is the most incredible thing!! I love him even more now! John you are my sensitive rocker!! Rock on!!
He had nothing to gain and EVERYTHING to do lose by writing a blog in her defense. So, slam him for having a conscience and feeling bad that someone he once cared for is getting SLAMMED. most half way decent people would feel the same way. give the guy some credit. why put himself through the vitriol? because he is SECURE. you should try it sometime.
texas just did not cut it, plain and simple. jessica simpson is as much to blame as newt gingrich. i admire John for standing up for jessica when, as says, he has the least to gain. his actions speak of integrity, a trait hard found in anybody these days.
That idiot is just saying stuff to get ATTENTION. He's probably reading this now and laughing.
Are Texans JUST NOW realizing what a untalented cunt Jessica Simpson is? The rest of the world has known that for years! Catch up people!
As much as I don't like her, Jessica had nothing to do with the Cowboys losing…it was Tony's own fault for deciding to go on vacation with her instead of focusing on the playoffs. He could have waited until the season was over…too bad for him. Go Packers!!!
Re: Texas is ug. –
"Their only store is H.E.B." Hey dude, have you heard of, like, this organic grocery store chain or whatever called Whole Foods? I HEAR THEY SELL HEALTHY FOOD AND STUFF!!!
"There's nothing to do there."
Austin, the live music capital of the world, is very boring, it's true. Please do me a favor and spread the word because I'm frankly getting sick of all you yuppie asshole who keep moving here and pushing out the long-time locals who have truly made this town unique– I mean, a REALLY BORING LOW-CLASS PLACE WITH NOTHING TO DO.
… except shop at H-E-B.
Jessica Simpson a good soul ?!?!??!?!?!?!? Too funny.
Poor Jessica, the people of Texas are mad at her over a football game…….awww, cry me a fucking river, then go jump in it and drown.
John Mayer, when did you become such a dickhead ???
I thought it was all about the MUSIC ???
I don't care about Jessica fucking Simpson, she can afford the good life, has everything she could ever want and need and you want others to back off and stop bothering "poor" Jessica ???
Are you auditioning for the Young and the Restless maybe ??????
JOHN, SHUT YOUR DAMN PIEHOLE, STOP BEING A FUCKING DICKHEAD AND PLAY THE DAMN MUSIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give Jessica a big hug for me and tell her that everything will be okay, she must not fret, all will be well, don't give up Jessica, you will overcome this tragic time in your life, why you must, you must go on and be a country star, you must be strong and earn more money, make yourself more rich, don't do it for us, do it for yourself……I'm rooting for you !!!!!!!
FUCKING DOORKNOBS.
I have never seen a family so desperate for fame and fortune as The Simpsons (and I'm not talking about the TALENTED animated family). Jessica's movies bomb and her last CD was a bigger flop than Britney's. Anyone heard the new song from Asslee? Didn't think so. No one cares about either of these two whores anymore. Stop trying to force them down our throats. It's really pathetic.
People need to stop acting like one player makes the whole team.
Douche bag John is trying to extend her 15 minutes. You guys notice he treated her like a dog when he had her. What about balancing the bottle on her head!!! So John shut up you had you chance to do better by her.
I don't give a rats ass what John Mayer say.
I agree with you, John. I already stood up and defend the good state of Texas before you. Yes, It has nothing to do with Jessica herself! It is none of my business to know the details every single team mates who is dating with. It is their personal lives seperates from their career lives.
Ok if people don't see that this is Romo's fault and only his fault then you people are dumb! This man fucks up everytime he gets a chick! It happen w/ Carrie Underwood and I'm sure many others! If he could just keep his head in the game instead of trying to showboat for his girl he might be allright!
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As a lifetime texas resident and a devout cowboys fan all i have to say is………
-JESSICA SIMPSON IS A CUNT!!!!
-All native texans love their home state, and she may but she doest respect it or the dallas cowboys.
-Shes a selfish bitch who wants attention
-And as much as John Mayer thinks he knows her because of the couple of months he dating her, he doesnt know shit.
-A real Texas girl knows about RESPECT and about PRIDE and about LOYALTY and those are a few traits that dear Jessica Simpson didnt pick up when she grew up here.
-I can say as a REAL Texas girl born in and never LEFT Dallas, that Jessica made a big mistake jacking around with Dallas and their team, being from here and all she should have known that, guess shes been gone too long.
!!YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE ANYMORE JESSICA!!
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I'm loving John Mayer more and more. How can anybody blame her for the cowboys, Tony Romo is the one playing and fucking up.
All around great guy. Love him, love his music. He is my favorite!
Jessica loves Texas???????????
OMG, that puts her right up there with Mother Theresa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A sainthood is in order. I see ascension into heaven.
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Just don't make me bow down and kiss her no-talent fame-whoring toes.
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John, I see you have fallen into the trap that so many incredibly talented artists do…
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THE TRAP OF THINKING THAT WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO SHARE YOUR OPINION YOU HAVE ANYTHING FUCKING INTELLIGENT TO SAY
TALENT DOES NOT EQUAL INTELLIGENCE. It's just an idiot-savant thing!
Good for John, Im not much of a fan of him and really wasnt when they were dating but good. I LOVE JESSICA and if the kid cant play football thats his and the teams problem not Jessicas!!!!
We could all take a lesson from John Mayer- especially you nasties who only have bad things to say. He is a great guy!
Re: Taylor that was so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well the douche bag is crushing on the dumb publicity ho bag again. Stupid douche bag should have thought about that when he had her.
(as I see it anyway)Jessica and her pervie father actually wrote that for John to post. They must have paid him a lot of money to do that. I CAN'T STAND JESSICA, SO EVERYTHING IS ALL HER FAULT.
That douchebag is NOT a nice guy!
almost everyone from texas loves texas….john wouldn't know that cause he's not from texas. it may be one of her defining traits because she's like a cardboard cutout to the public, maybe to close friends, too. but someone who is not from texas certainly should (but clearly doesn't) know better than to tell texans what to think of fellow texans….john maybe should allow comments on his site to get some real feedback.
(as I see it anyway)Jessica and her pervie father actually wrote that for John to post. They must have paid him a lot of money to do that. I CAN'T STAND JESSICA, SO EVERYTHING IS ALL HER FAULT
Kudos to John for stiking up for Jess.He is a gentleman.
John Mayer must be getting horny. Jessica must be really good in bed. Bam must have taught her alot.
Jessica Simpson a good soul ?!?!??!?!?!?!? Too funny.
Poor Jessica, the people of Texas are mad at her over a football game…….awww, cry me a fucking river, then go jump in it and drown.
John Mayer, when did you become such a dickhead ???
I thought it was all about the MUSIC ???
I don't care about Jessica fucking Simpson, she can afford the good life, has everything she could ever want and need and you want others to back off and stop bothering "poor" Jessica ???
Are you auditioning for the Young and the Restless maybe ??????
JOHN, SHUT YOUR DAMN PIEHOLE, STOP BEING A FUCKING DICKHEAD AND PLAY THE DAMN MUSIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give Jessica a big hug for me and tell her that everything will be okay, she must not fret, all will be well, don't give up Jessica, you will overcome this tragic time in your life, why you must, you must go on and be a country star, you must be strong and earn more money, make yourself more rich, don't do it for us, do it for yourself……I'm rooting for you !!!!!!!
FUCKING DOORKNOBS.
JESSICA WAS BURPING UP CUM BUBBLES WHILE ROMO THE HOMO WAS FUCKING UP ON NATIONAL TV. Who gives a fuck if she loves Texas. She fucked up the whole season cuz she couldn't keep his cock out of her mouth. But I guess she was doing what she does best- suck cock in an effort to prop up a no-talent career.
All I want to say is that not everyone from Texas has there head stuck up there ass like Dallas. they are poor example of the bass ass people that live here. maybe she should take a little trip to Houston………..
Ok I have to admit..thats pretty nice of him. But I still hate her, wait…no, yeah I still do.
its about time someone stood up for Jessica Simpson
Jessica simpleton is annoying and John douche Mayer is getting very annoying. Ex-John Mayer wants him to go away. Yeah I remember Mayer treated her like shit to. Mayer just can't shut his shitty mouth and play music. Thats why your music suck so bad lately.
he's so stupid, i'm over it already.
When she was eating crap because of dating John, John didn't post anything. Now he post, Is John stupid are something or is he on drugs.
The point is–everyone is over Jessica Simpson and she's still in the public eye. People are SICK OF HER and that's it!!!!
The point is–everyone is over Jessica Simpson and she's still in the public eye. People are SICK OF HER and that's it!!!!
From a guy that has never played a sport in his life.
say what you need to say, John.
How sweet!
How Swwwweeeettt!….I think im in love now.
This was the right thing to do.
That is so so sweet of him, wat a guy
I think his statements have nothing to do with Texas, and everything to do with his relationship with her. I think this man plays a great deal of mind games with Jessica. He get with her, drops her, and when it appears someone else is interested he comes up with these type of games. I think it is in her best interest, not only getting the hell away from her father, but realizing that John is playing her. Now, I know she is not too bright, sand would look at what he said as, he still want me. She needs to grow up, stop looking for a man to define her, leave the business for a little while and soul search. She will have zero self esteem when John is finished with her.
PUKE!
Re: you know it – YOU are an ass hole. I have a baby and I've only had sex with my baby's daddy.
HE ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY. HE IS SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. HE EVEN HAD TO PUT HIS 2 CENTS IN WITH THAT CHOCOLATE RAIN BS. GET OVER YOURSELF. HE IS THE BIGGEST PHONY.
CAN NEVER MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS. MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME ME ME MEME EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO STAGED
CAN NEVER MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS. MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME ME ME MEME EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO STAGED
I think that was sweet of John. He didn't need to say anything. I think that shows they parted on friendly terms.
LOVE YOU JM!
has anyone informed him that we could give a f**k less about his opinion? Instead of focusing on the upcoming playoffs they were out partying like they had it in the bag. Hope they purchased a cheap tv while on vacation to watch the Superbowl.
Pride in Texas? Really?
Then why did she think she was too good to appear in any "Don't Mess With Texas" campaigns?
Matthew McConaughey didn't turn it down.
Jess thinks she's too good for Texas and better (and bigger) than Matthew McConaughey?
Give me a break.
Hey John, no one gives a shit about what your opinions are on Jessica's love for Texas. C'mon, Texas if the fattest state in the country. And Jessica, although she's not fat, is the biggest pinhead in the country. So just cuz you cornholed her doesn't make people want to like her. The fact that you even did her is sad cuz it shows you like stupid dippy girls. She should stick to making bad music and even worse movies. I would think anyone that dates her would be embarassed anyway. But to have her up there watching you play, while wearing your jersey, well that's just asking for trouble. The funny thing is that you men don't seem to realize this. Oh, wait, I guess you don't care as long as she's jumping on your cock. John, keep your lame opinions to yourself and stick to your blah, blah, blah music too. If you care so much, go record an album with bimbo queen. You can be the next Dolly and Kenny Rogers…..if Jessica even knows who Dolly Parton is. The point is, who gives a shit how patriotic she is. Her family are a bunch of inbred losers and no state wants to be associated with that.
How is it that every time he posts an article on his blog, it's intended to help people, but it still comes off as him saying "Yeah, I may be a huge star, but I can handle a little bad press, that's how effing awesome I am…oh, and something about jessica too."
John Mayer is a gentleman and an impressive man.
I still can not stand Jessica and anything to make her go into hiding with her dad would make me happy.
what a fucking douche bag
I love him!
pretty gentlemanly of him. way to go.
OMFG I HATE THIS GUY SO MUCH I WANNA KICK HIM IN THE NECK
I don't have anything against Jessica per se, I mean she can't help the way that she is since she's probably messed up in the head from having her dad boink her–but I really really wish that Mayer guy would get hit by a big fucking bus. The guy's a loser and doesn't even know it lmao.
DOESN'T SOUND THE THE WORDS OF A POET/SONGWRITER. MADE UP STUFF. MEYER DOESN'T HAVE TO SPEAK FOR JESSICA SIMPSON. SHE'S A BIG GIRL NOW.