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This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Politik

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Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee wants to change the constitution.

Why?

Because "God" is not happy with it.

For real!

"I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution," Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. "But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view."

Huckabee also wants to amend the Constitution to prevent children born in the U.S. to illegal aliens from automatically becoming American citizens - a radical step no other major presidential candidate has embraced.

We've said it before and we'll say it again: this idiot is worse than Bush!

839 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

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  1. n says – reply to this


    801

    Re: Disdain

    LOL. it's not vague memories of glory. it never ended. it has continued for centuries and generations. as i stated before, my family and families like mine were the founders of this country and have been advancing and running this country ever since.

  2. Disdain U R A MISGUIDED MORON says – reply to this


    802

    #806 - Disdain says – reply to this

    Re: Common Sense IS NOT Part of Their Equation – "We are natives, born and raised."
    And so are the kids you want to kick out because you're a selfish bigoted asshole riding on your grandpappy's coattails.

    Asshole. I don't want them kicked out. I want their damned breeding parents to stop sucking off the coattails of my grandpappy. I am a Democrat, but because of insidious, stupid, unfounded, lacking in common sense comments from the likes of you, I may vote for Huckabee. Maybe he will take out the trash, and you and yours included. Suck on that.

  3. rai says – reply to this


    803

    by the way…READ the Constitution!!! god is NOWHERE in the document. u bohunk ignorant fools should actually read it. god is mentioned in the Declaration of Independence one time (they are two separate documents, in case u didn't know). Scholars believe they were referring to the "god of nature" since the referrence is to a "natural god," rather than the God of the King James Bible. Study some history retards!! The founding fathers, with the exception of that nut John Adams were notoriously not Christians. Most were diests, which is similar to the agnostics of today. The founders left England because King George was forcing a certain religion on them. To claim that America belongs to one religion goes against the founding principles of this country. All of the people who want a theocracy should move to the Middle East, they're all over the place over there. You should be very happy with the government telling you how to live in the name of allah, er…god. Send all bible-beating psychos to Gitmo for water-boarding, etc. (all in the name of Jehovah and peace, of course).

  4. Get over it... says – reply to this


    804

    Oh Gosh… I get tired of hearing about this stupid bullshit about pressing 1 for English… People get so stupid about it and it's so annoying. English people were not the first ones here nor was it the first language spoken here… I am part Cherokee Indian and my great, great, great Grandmother was forced to walk the Trails of Tears, if anyone should be pissed it should be us because we were the first ones here. This is a diverse country get over it. Huckabee does not sound like a good candidate. He's too close minded to be an American.

  5. lonely guy says – reply to this


    805

    Thus this guy know that the church and state have separated a VERY LONG time ago.

  6. Jeanie says – reply to this


    806

    I don't like him, don't get me wrong. But I do like the amendment to those born here to illegal aliens not being citizens. That is one of our problems in this country, mothers crossing the border to have their babies and then being allowed to stay, and be supported by hard working AMERICANS just because her water broke on US soil. Its disgraceful.

  7. Tucker says – reply to this


    807

    Re: Ashley and Blake – So, it took two morons to write that dribble. YES, you are born that way…you don't think so because you were born straight. Wake up idiots! Your way of thinking is atiquated and backwoods. Don't worry about how people are born or not born. Not your problem!!! Concentrate on things you can actually change. People like you scare me.

  8. Jess says – reply to this


    808

    I hope people branch out and actually search the facts on candidates rather than listen to Perez and/or voting b/c pop culture like MTV tells them to. Get a brain, people! Think for yourselves

  9. Brianna says – reply to this


    809

    Re: Proud Mexican-America

    Hey genius- since when is doing something illegal right? So sneaking into a country that millions of other people have worked their butt off to get into legally is ok? Let me guess, your parents were illegals too- or are you?

  10. America is a sad place says – reply to this


    810

    I don't understand how America is starting to become such a sad place. Its not even funny but there are people in the world who thinks its a joke. These people that are mad about "illegal" aliens coming over here are seriously deranged and delusional. Are you mad that they are coming here to actually work for a living? you guys are complaining about people who don't give a damn who whose toilet they have to clean, but they are willing to do it. I am tired of the notion that they are future "gangbangers", every nationality breeds them. You have the Italians and Irish in Bensonhurst in New York who are their own gang beating up anyone thats not "white". This country will seriously fall since its already in shambles. There is too much racism and hypocrisy going on. As far as I know, whites, not only Mexicans or Blacks are also on welfare and public assistance. Why aren't you complaining about them? You have white women in Georgia, South Carolina, Tennesee, Alabama, etc who are popping out 5 babies at a time with no education, job, or a strong man to support them. But they are the first ones at the welfare and food stamp office. This country makes me sick. We don't have free healthcare! students are in debt when they graduate college because they have to pay back their loans! where in Canada these things aren't happening.

  11. America is a Sad Place says – reply to this


    811

    You guys are paying taxes for everything, why aren't you complaining about paying taxes for Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Barbara Walters so they can get their nice salary. No human should be worth 150 million dollars. You want to kick the very people who are willing to do the jobs that most Americans refuse to do. Its quite funny how southerners hate the Mexicans, but they are first ones to eat their chips and salsa, guacamole dip, and wear the Cowboy hats that were part of the Mexican culture.

  12. proud Bush supporter says – reply to this


    812

    Sounds good to me.

  13. America is a Sad Place says – reply to this


    813

    As for the religion issue, its suppose to be separation of church and state. I am tired of these people from the south that are elected politicians by uneducated people from their hometowns. Why is that they are so quick to not understanding about culture, diversity and what it means to actually go to school but are so quick to elect someone because He believes in God? The principals of this country were set because the Pilgrims came here to escape religious persecution. You know what that means? it means they were a group of people who didn't want a specific religion to follow and thats how it should be. For the women that are complaining that their children don't celebrate this and that in school, There are soo many private catholic and other schools who follow your beliefs. Why bring everyone else down because they don't believe in God? this is why we have FREEDOM OF RELIGION. Be happy for the fact that you are able to practice Chrisitanity on your own free will rather than in the middle east, where religion is forced and mandatory. You have women in the south who cannot make decisions wisely without consulting her "preacher man". Religion has too many double standards. I bet Huckabeee would love to have the nation have sex after marriage but he wouldn't get rid of sex from the movies and tv shows because they're part of his cinematic pleasures.

  14. America is a Sad Place says – reply to this


    814

    You have women who cannot walk the streets in Iraq without their faces being veiled because her husband does not want other men seeing the beauty of her face! RIDICULOUS! we don't need religion issues to add to our nation's problems. This country is not solely Italian- Roman Catholic, Chinese-Buddhist, Indian-Muslim, or American-Baptist. We are fall from different trees thats what makes us so beautiful, We all aren't same. Lets embrace it instead of tearing each other apart.

  15. AMO says – reply to this


    815

    Re: nerd – Because it's illegal (hence the term illegal immigrants). Illegal means not legal; which means if you're caught; you're sent back. We can't run a double standard in our country for laws; we'd look like idiots (not to mention pussies). I don't care if you are an adult, baby or freakin' kangaroo; if you didn't go through the proper (I mean legal) way of obtaining your citizenship then you should not be welcome in our country. It is a great priviledge to be an American! My in-laws are Mexican. They worked VERY hard to get their citizenship. It would not be fair to good, honest/hard working people such as them to just let all the baby immigrants "slide".

  16. Ortega says – reply to this


    816

    Re: LORI IS A STUPID CUNT!!! – Nice try, but Perez is Cuban. Who's the racist now? What, you think they all look alike?
    Pathetic!

  17. Ortega Chili says – reply to this


    817

    I apologize LORI - I can be a Pathetic Cunt sometimes and for that I truly am sorry.
    I just don't like people dissing my Perezelle - he has such a huge pole - I want to season it with my ortega chili and we could make caliente man love together………….cayrumba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. uRaBUNCHofLosers says – reply to this


    818

    so you mean he actually wants to hold people accountable who are here illegally - gosh, no wonder he won't be president, he makes too much sense. And news flash to all you haters out there - 53 or the 55 people that SIGNED the consitution were active members of their CHRISTIAN churches. And the US Government printed bibles into the 1930s. Check your history.

  19. n says – reply to this


    819

    Re: Disdain U R A MISGUIDED MORON

    well said. i agree 100%

  20. tch tch - Bad Tude Coming from a Christian says – reply to this


    820

    Re:#825 uRaBUNCHofLosers
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Why use the word haters???
    What is wrong with difference of opionion?
    It may not come across nicely - these people of a different opionion, but you are no better responding with a negative screen name and negative message now are you?
    Uh huh

  21. PoLiTiCs + rELiGiOn ='s says – reply to this


    821

    InSaNiTy
    KeEp iT SePaRaTe
    pErIoD
    :)

  22. THANKS n says – reply to this


    822

    #826 - n says – reply to this

    Re: Disdain U R A MISGUIDED MORON –
    well said. i agree 100%

    RIGHT BACK AT YA! ;)

  23. #827 - tch tch - Bad Tude Coming from a Christian says – reply to this


    823

    SORRY —– correction: OPINION

  24. ahmed says – reply to this


    824

    Next step will be stoning gays!

  25. Andrea says – reply to this


    825

    WTF , keep your relgion out of state laws

  26. Head of the Snake says – reply to this


    826

    Why don't people understand. You should attack the head of the snake — the u.s. business owners hiring the illegals. Mandatory jail time. Without the bread crumbs the birds don't come. Figure it out.
    Instead of that - companies that make money of the illegals would much rather have amnesty legislation to create a sub-class of citizen with less rights than a "Full citizen" so that they can legally exploit them.
    The sickening amount of welfare is CORPORATE WELFARE. The figures are enormous. Continually rewarded by our government while cutting wages and benefits, and moving production over to communist work force, while execs make huge profits and bonuses.
    They'd like you to focus on welfare for the poor, gays, rap music.. anything to take the focus off the rich getting richer and squashing the working man. Besides christ would not turn poor people away ever, or worry about care for poor people increasing his taxes… hypocrites.

  27. sharmc1978 says – reply to this


    827

    What a fucking moron! I think he is related to bush!

  28. sharmc1978 says – reply to this


    828

    Re: Ashley and Blake – For being a christian your quick to point fingers and talk smack about others. Sounds to me like you need to find the lord. Stop being so closed minded and judging others…cause one day God will judge you. See you in hell!

  29. Sharmc1978 says – reply to this


    829

    Re: FUCK YOU ALL!! – Amen…I agree our country makes it so difficult for someone to become a citizen.

  30. mhm says – reply to this


    830

    sigh. shoot me.

  31. Yo says – reply to this


    831

    Perez is an effing idiot. Live in Texas, you'll see how much money we have to pay for someone else's anchor babies.

  32. LORI IS A STUPID CUNT says – reply to this


    832

    Re: Ortega
    I AM NOT RACIST!!! I LOVE PEREZ, WHETHER HE IS MEXICAN, CUBAN, OR ANYTHING ELSE!!! I AM VERY OPEN-MINDED AND HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS OF DIFFERENT RACES, SO THERE!!! I JUST DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO STEREOTYPE ALL THE TIME!!! ITS 2008 PEOPLE!!!!!

  33. Azuca! says – reply to this


    833

    Ha!
    Wow…..
    How funny when Americans talk about illegal aliens in their country………they (americans) may be legal and all but say that to NATIVE AMERICANS! n see what they say……………..wana take things from other countries n people n destroy lands n spend yalls peoples money to create a new land……..but won't let in people for a chance to a better life……yes, we should all go in a country with legal papers or whateva is needed but its hard when their own govt. won't issue them whats needed……WhatEva!!!
    again, Americans: just remember where ya'll came from…..Europe…….back then ya'll didn't need any papers to be here but ya'll gotta go n change everything n take peoples land but don't like it when other people go to "your" land n most of them to have a better life!
    Ya'll just fet away with everything…….hhhhhmmmmm. like slavery!
    Ok, i know there's no slaver in the United States, but there is still racism n i don't think it'll eva go away…….Ya'll just let the black people go n ya'll didn't have to pay a fine or anything. but when an illegal alien goes in the United Sates n later want to become citizen they gotta pay a freaking fine of 1,000 or depends on how long they been here illegal…….Y can't they just become for freE?!?!?! When ya'll didn't have to pay for slavery!!!!!!

  34. Azuca!Liu says – reply to this


    834

    Re: Get over it…

    Finally, a real n true citizen that speaks the truth!!!!
    Thanx :)

    Only Native Americans can call everyone else Illegal……..

  35. lallie says – reply to this


    835

    be against any man who wants to change the constitution because of god.
    not everyone believes in god and not everyone is christian like me.
    the goddess probably dosnt like huckabee hes a wacko!

  36. fuck the white trash!! says – reply to this


    836

    I JUST HOPE A BIG DISASTER HAPPEN ALL OVER USA AND THE WHITE TRASH TRY TO RUN OVER MEXICO AND THEY GET KILLED BY THE MAFIA!!! HAHAHA THAT WILL BE HILLARIOUS…..LIKE WHEN KATRINA HAPPENED….I WILL CROSS MY FINGERS TO WATCH THAT!!!!! FUCK THEM ALL!!!

  37. James says – reply to this


    837

    Haha it's laughable that you would call him evil "Valerie" when he is clearly not. What is the world coming to. I support the idea of not allowing illegals to come here, get free health care (at the expense of MY hard earned tax money) because they know that once their kid is born here it will become a citizen! It's ridiculous that hardworking citizens of this country who pay taxes often times can't afford health care but because they are legitimate they have to pay, or they can't be seen. Do your research.

  38. Gomer Pyles Twin says – reply to this


    838

    MAN, he looks like Gomer Pyle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. Paddington Bear says – reply to this


    839

    THANK YOU for posting this. Huckabee scares the shiz out of me.

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