Check out the speech (above) and see if you think Kanye is seriously running for prez!
Sex. Drugs. Rock 'n' roll. Glamour. Models. Drugs. Big hair. Drugs.
It's time to retire, sweetie!
Haggard model Kate Moss turned 34 on Wednesday and celebrated with a party at the Dorchester Hotel.
Her daughter was thankfully absent from the "festivities."
The party spilled out onto the streets of London later in the evening when Kate and pals, including Kelly Osbourne, went club-hopping.
40 is next!
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