The Tom Cruise Scientology Video: The Remix!
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Posted: January 17, 2008 at 1:34 pm
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The Tom Cruise Scientology Video: The Remix!Filed under: Tom CruiseTHIS is even better than the real thing! Posted: January 17, 2008 at 1:34 pm
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Is it possible the attacks on Cruise, his family and religion have anything to do with him bringing to the publics attention the serious and deadly side effects of psychiatric drugs???? Google Worstpills and see for yourself.
She can do better than that. Too bad she's too brain washed to see it.
This 'SP' loves this shit! Tom Cruise is a nutter, fo sho!
RIDICULOUS!!!!…. i know…. LMAO!!!
Is it possible that some of the information spread about Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and their religion is false or taken completely out of context?
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Or is everything negative you hear about it true and everything positive you hear about it false?
that was the most hilarious video I've seen in a long time. Maybe Tom Cruise could help Britney. He seems to think he can do anything short of walking on water!
THE MEDIA SHOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE! It's a 21st Century witch-hunt. People are ok with attaching Scientology, which promotes unity and wellness, but won't go near the muslim religion which promotes death and destruction to all that are not muslim. Comments anyone?
This guy is truly frightening. Imagine a scenario where someone like this ends up in politics or with pull over a political candidate. This damn secret society needs to have its walls busted down for all to see the garbage within. I mean, I want superpowers as much as the next person.
Noooooooooo run WILL as fast as you can!!!! It's a cult it's a cult!!!!!! Don't fall for it!
This made my day…what a freak!
She must have required a lot of brain washing and starvation to submit.
Tom has passion for his beliefs. I dont agree with them but since when do we have to agree or belittle and make fun of? At least his passion for his beliefs is better aimed at something than what you perez focus on in your life. If tom was out there just going with the flow and trying to be "cool" you all would love him….thank goodness he doesnt need that nor want it.
enough said.
#110 He's dumping this sh*t on people. He should just shut up !
Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt……..
laugh all u want guys .. will smith and tom cruise are more successful than all of you will ever be combined in all your reincarnations …. so pls laugh some more! the laugh is actually on you…
I don't think it even needed to be edited to be funny…….I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the original….I knew Tom had "issues", but I didn't realize how completely gone he was!!! Now the tantrum about psychiatry makes sense, he obviously must have been diagnosed with something and didn't have much luck seeking treatment (or drugs), so the cult must have provided a way of coping. What's amazing is the arrogance…..see what happens when a dimwit, mediocre talent actor get huge fame and fortune just because horny, mid-American women will pay money too see them in big budget crap? Listen grannies……you're feeding his delusions!!!! Stop paying to see his stupid movies!!!!! And in the meantime will someone send him on a trip to a third world country where he can see some poverty and human suffering so he might get a clue what it really is to "help?"
He gives NUTTY as a FRUITcake an all new meaning.
OMG this is soooo great! I can't stop laughing….
The Church of Scientology doesn't believe in psychiatry because they are all fucking crazy!
At the wrap party of Will Smith's last movie, instead of giving out gifts to the cast and crew as the lead actor usually does, he passed out "free coupons" to be "audited" at the Scientology Center. Now how scary is THAT? Can you imagine an intelligent, wonderful, vivacious and funny man like Will Smith becoming a vacant-eyed, emotionally drained, sad soul like Katie Holmes? The thought just breaks my heart. Hopefully Jada will keep him on the right track. God, even David and Victoria Beckham are smart enough to avoid Scientology, and THEY are both a few fries short of a happy meal.
Re: traci –
Then why the hell are you here reading this????????
AHHAHA
omg wow
man, and i thought mormons were crazy…
um.
hmmm.
errrr.
ahhhh.
ehhhh.
wee-e-e-e-ell.
*sigh*
uhhhhhh
tsststststststt
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hmph.
I feel the Need …the need to totally steer clear of this psychopath…
JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF AND SHOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Aliens and space ships and souls in volcanos….hahahahaha – …..ABSOLUTELY, RIGHT ON THE MONEY! .AND ……THAT HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME! IT BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATES THAT TINY TWAT IN A HUMOROUS AND ALL TOO REAL LIGHT……. HE IS FUCKING NUTS AND IS A TRUE BELIEVER IN THAT SCI-FI, PSEUDO-RELIGIOUS, BRAIN-DRAINING HORSESHIT THAT IS SCIENTOLOGY. THE LITTLE SELF CONGRATULATING PSYCHO IS SURROUNDED BY 'YES MEN' AND SYCOPHANTS WHO TELL HIM WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR IN ORDER TO HANG ON TO HIS 'CELEBRITY' NO MATTER HOW INSANE IT IS BECOMING.
……..THE FUCKING LITTLE HUMAN TUMOR WOULD BE JUST FUNNY IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIS PLATFORM FROM WHICH HE CAN INFECT OTHERS WITH SCIENTOLOGY'S MONEY GRUBBING, ITS BARRATRY AND LEGALISTIC HARANGUES, AND A PHENOMENAL ABILITY TO SPREAD ITS POISON TO SEEMINGLY SANE IF INSECURE PEOPLE…..WHO HAVE, OF COURSE, THE ABILITY TO PROVIDE THEM WITH LOTS OF MONEY.
…….THE SOONER THIS LITTLE CLOSET-CASED TURD AND HIS FRUIT FLY 'BRIDE' ARE EXPOSED AND PUSHED OFF CENTER STAGE, THE BETTER FOR NOT ONLY FOR HOLLYWOOD BUT FOR EVERYONE.
Holy he's kinda stupid.
I really can never ever ever ever watch a movie with Tom Cruise again Never! He is so weird that he has gone beyond creepy!
WoW! Whats next???
I absolutely loved it!
Here's my dose of reality to the lemmings out there …
RELIGION:
1 a: the state of a religious b (1): the service and worship of God or the supernatural (2): commitment or devotion to religious faith or observance
2: a personal set or institutionalized system of religious attitudes, beliefs, and practices
3archaic : scrupulous conformity : conscientiousness
4: a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith
CULT:
1: formal religious veneration : worship
2: a system of religious beliefs and ritual; also : its body of adherents
3: a religion regarded as unorthodox or spurious; also : its body of adherents
4: a system for the cure of disease based on dogma set forth by its promulgator
5 a: great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book); especially : such devotion regarded as a literary or intellectual fad b: the object of such devotion c: a usually small group of people characterized by such devotion
What's the difference? The difference is numbers. Just like "College" versus "University"…if your following is big enough you get to be a religion. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Now as for Scientology … I'd rather be an X-man than an Thetan
He needs a reality check.
He totally thinks he's a god.
REDICULOUS!
(whisper) I know.
Fuck my pussy so hard until I cry. Scientology is bullshit… and so is Tom.
HAHAHAHA
love the ending!!
Class
What a nut job! That was hilarious!
@Buffy, unfortunately it's Jada who has been an SC member for years, and she's the one who sucked him in, in the first place. So much for keeping him on the straight path…..
#124 - Buffy says – reply to this
At the wrap party of Will Smith's last movie, instead of giving out gifts to the cast and crew as the lead actor usually does, he passed out "free coupons" to be "audited" at the Scientology Center. Now how scary is THAT?
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Auditing is an amazing scam. People pay money to a cult to be brainwashed. They also use it to gather information on the person so they can blackmail them and extort money from them.
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Re: What if it actually worked? – Why don't you do some research? Scientology is a mind control cult that sucks people's bank accounts dry and turns them into paranoid idiots. It doesn't work. It's a scam made up by a science fiction writer who, by the way, before he founded Scientology was a follower of Aleister Crowley.
If you believe in body thetans then you should probably be placed in a special needs home.
That was brilliantly done! I loved it, thank you…
LOL! Great video!
BTW - Is it true that Will Smith is converting to Scientology?
Perez,
I saw the Tom Cruise “video”, it was mildly disturbing. Not because of Tom’s “beliefs” but mainly because I am not totally convinced he’s even sure what the fuck he is saying. Usually when people use their language skills to communicate…something actually transpires, in other words thoughts are communicated. Either this man has no “thought” or he has be left severely autistic by years and years of scripted communiqué.
Yippers, well if Suri needs a (mentally) stable family maybe she can live with Brad and Angie…poor angle.
Re: Buffy – Sorry,. Buffy. Jada's even MORE gung-ho on Scientology than Will is, and their kids are going to "scientology school." Who knows how anyone gets sucked into this Mind Control Cult now, given the information available on the internet. Anyone who reads what happens when you reach OTIII - that story that is allegedly the basis of scientology - and actually believes it is a FOOL. L. Ron Hubbard wrote that shit on a cocktail napkin in about two seconds and it makes zero sense. Oooh, the souls of the captured aliens were deposited into volcanoes. Give me a fucking break. Tom Cruise and the rest of them are all douchebags.
He needs to be locked up…
He keep talking about help but he has never really helped anything except talking. Talk is cheap.
I don't see Tom go to third world country to help. I don't see him help AIDS issue and genocide in Africa. I don't see him build school in Africa. I don't see him help solving child prostitution problem around the world like Ricky Martin. I don't even see him go to New Orlean or ghettos in our backyard to help. It's just empty talk. He won't even want to get his hands dirty.
Old, news Perez. You're one day too late. Every one else wrote about this yesterday.
SAVE KATIE!
SAVE KATIE!
SAVE KATIE!
SAVE KATIE!
SERIOUSLY, SAVE KATIE!!!!!
Couldn't listen to the whole thing. Too Jim Jones creepy.
that rips!! what a nutjob.. Tom, vague much?
Absolute genius!
Kudos to whomever created that little masterpiece!
Side note - what with Huckabee (crazy Baptist) and Romney (borderline cult- full cult?) running at least there is no Scientolonut running for presidency. That we know of…..
p.s. the correct spelling of rediculous is RIDICULOUS.
THIS IS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY…HA HA HA HA…THANK YOU PERECITO, I REALIZE NOW, WITHOUT ANY DOUBT, THAT CELEBRITIES ARE CUCU…ALL OF THEM ARE CREAZY OR A LITTLE BIT NUTS, BUT BRITNEY AND CRUISE ARE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING…….GOD BLESS THEM……
what a creepo.that shit is funny.
#144 - Cindy
Yippers, well if Suri needs a (mentally) stable family maybe she can live with Brad and Angie…poor angle. ANGLE?
doo doo doo doo doodoo doodoo doo doo dooo
definitivamente este tipo esta mal de la cabesa ,entiendo q hay diferentes creencias pero ok a el no lo entiendo ni lo q dice… que locooooooooo!jajajaja
Illiterate high school dropout that claims to have all the answers. Why is it the people who know the least claim to have it all worked out?
I love when celebreties try to act smart it's soooooooo funny. Now Tom is my #1 and Madonna #2. I think this is tom's best work so far
The best thing I have seen in a while. I laughed hysterically. Poor Tom. He won't be getting any of my money. He use to be so cute. Now, his driveway just doesn't meet the street.
HYSTERICAL!! "I wouldn't hesistate to put my ethics on someone." Lawd, - what does he think the word means? Uneducated and a nutball - what a spokesperson, Scientology! Call me. Mr. Incoherent! I think all the electrical shocks from the E-Meter have turned his brain to oatmeal - that's why he can't seem to focus his mind long enuf to form a concrete sentence. Scientology is the authority on the mind - yeah, of Mind-Control! Scientology - coming to a homeless shelter or elementary school near you - oh, wait - there already there!!!
Re: mj – MJ, I don't wish for their kind of success. That's where you're wrong in thinking all are jealous. I don't need their notoriety or their money. So I am laughing at him, at you, and hoping Will Smith doesn't fall for this shit.
Ahhh…the rantings of a brainwashed man. Pathetic.
Suonding more and more like George Bush everyday!
Scientologists believe that when you're body dies your soul/thetan continues and is immortal.
Now that's bat-shit crazy!
even scarier (more detailed version) of this tape, go to yahoo news. it's an 11 minute piece put together by some australian reporter. makes this whole thing less funny and way more scary. see him getting an award from scientology, his "level" in the church, and his relationship to David Misgiviche (sp?), who's the leader of the thing….OMG
Scientologists don't actually believe in that shit….but they do believe in putting their money in a tax shelter…that shelter being…."Church" of scientology…
Tom looks like a cat on crack!
If Scientology really worked then where are all the happy, successful Scientologists?
Tom and Katie never smile or laugh and have no careers at all.
Brooke Shields in my mind is the epitome of happiness and success.
Enough said.
that was hilarious!!!!
THIS is what happens when you are abused as a child!Which Tom Was.L.Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer !who was hooked on drugs!This is not even a true religion!These people believe in aliens!Look what has happend to Katie!And poor suri never had a chance!At least Brit goes to a real church when in need!you have the wrong family!Tom is INSANE!
Scientologists are evil!
You'll get yours, Hubbard followers!!!
In the 1930's, more than 50% of Germans had a very unfavorable attitude toward Jewish people.
So, how did this bigotted attitude toward a religious group come to be and how did it spreads so fast?
History has a strange way of repeating itself doesn't it?
Tommy Girl has teeth just like his mom's, and Katie likes both their mouths clean every night before bedtime.
Gawd, this is hilarious!!!
What a nut case…..I swear all of this is code for "the aliens are coming".
Tom Cruise is crazier than a shit house rat. Love the clip, ha ha
fff***cking Hilarious!!! I haven't belly laughed like that in a long time!!
Hahhaaa
D
Poor psycho Tommy Girl *shudder*
I will say this - most people who reach a level of enlightenment or feel truly spiritually enlightened don't feel the need to CONSTANTLY talk about it….Mother Theresa lived these principles he constantly blabbers about and you heard NOTHING but the good acts she performed. People who feel the need to speak about how enlightened they are all the time completely lose me….seems so counterintuitive…
This is hilarious! props to ever made it!!!!
thanks for the mid day giggle
….laugh all u want guys .. will smith and tom cruise are more successful than all of you will ever be combined in all your reincarnations! the laugh is actually on you…
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We are not talking about money stupid.
scareeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
…..yet, funny?!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WILL SMITH, (though i realize this was a comedy skit ""will"') i saw the actuall footage…….. Men in Black, dude?/ all black people should join, so scientology people can butt-fuck them…………. yeeee haw!!!……. scientologists make black people look normal, geeze
"this is even better than the real thing…" and what is up with the waddle????????
I cannot wait until this guy falls off the face of this Earth so we all could quit hearing about this batshit of a "religion". I will jump from a bridge the day this man ever achieves political power.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S PROBABLY EXACTLY HOW THESE TWO CREEPY FUCKTARDS ACT WITH EACH OTHER! I LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF! HE HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED REALLY WELL! THEY SHOULD WORK ON HIS PUBLIC SPEAKING/ INTERVIEWS. I GUESS HE HE'S NOT READING FROM A SCRIPT, HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PUT A SENTENCE TOGETHER. WHAT A DICK!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHA that was great! Tom is off his rocker! How can he not see this is a cult?!?!?! Poor Katie and Suri, I feel so sorry for them!
Re: Mistrust of things less understood –
Judaism is a religion, Scientology is a scam…
HUGE DIFFERENCE!
—— Hi everyone, this is a compilation, but…………….. it's obvious that Tom Cruise is badly influenced by Scientology, back to this video-compilation; I just love the part when Will says " RIDICULOUS " and Tom answers " I KNOW " absolutely hilarious!!!
xoxo from the Netherlands, Jeske
what an ineloquent moron
This is soooo sad. It just confirms every rumor about Scientology, the original version mentioned that they were "the authority of the mind". This type of brainwash makes them look perpetually high. Tom Cruise is the original Britney.
3/10 of the first comments were scientologists…they're watching you carefully perez! They probably are hiring private detectives to harass you at your home right now too…
What a fucking couple of losers. Will and Jada just got beamed up and their careers just got beamed down. Scientologists are death to careers. So, where's the "happiness" and "success" and "love" that's supposed emanate from and flock to Scientologists? They all seem like miserable losers whom everybody hates.
this was the funniest thing i've seen on perez in a long time. thank you
Katie's new movie is tanking: it has a 91% stinko rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and it's going down. Piece of shit, meet Piece of shit. Tom and Katie are perfect for each other.
HAAA HAAHA HA HA HAAAA HA!!!!!! Oh, hon, stop with the jokes!!! Don't be afraid to let the world know how tight yer ass is when Will Smith fucks it! I don't mind that Suri was created from a test tube with some dead guys sperm. I mean, so what right? We have our robobaby to love and brainwash all the days of our lives. I'm so glad you made me sign my life away to a cult I don't agree with or even believe in. That's why I never promote it. I'd rather promote lame movies like "Mad Money" and pretend I still have a career. And I don't mind looking exactly like you (although I'm much more taller and will ALWAYS be taller!) But when you constantly drool over David Beckham it hurts my feelings. Stop playing with his balls dammit!!! And thank you for training me into saying all the things YOU WANT ME TO. Who needs free will right? In fact hon, I bought some pot and stashed it in Suri's diapers for later. I really, really need to get high so I can handle this prison, I mean, life that we live. I really wish you'd finally come out of the closet sweetie…. we all know the truth except you. By the way, your other kids hate Scientology. Just thought you'd like to know. Now I'll go put them into a witness protection program so you won't snuff them out.
Funny as hell!!!
any religion that involves paying money to rise to another level of "enlightenment" is suspect. But I forgot, the celebrities are too busy being pampered at the "Celebrity Center" in LA to notice that their religion is a scamming science fiction cult.
Beware what you say people! They are watching you!
my mom started chemo this morning (lekemia) and this is first thing that made me smile today! this is fan-fucking-tastic!
LOL - that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. To quote Hank Hill, "That boy ain't right." That is some seriously funny shizzle!
Re: Mistrust of things less understood – …….UH, LET'S SEE. COULD IT BE BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE CRUISE, MISCAVIDGE, JOHN TRAVOLTA, BRANDY, MICHAEL ROBERTS, JULIETTE LEWIS, KIRSTIE ALLEY (*THE LIST OF FAMOUS CRAZIES GOES ON.)…..ETC…..AND ALL THE CRAZY 'CELEBRITIES' WHO HAVE FLOCKED TO THIS WELLSPRING FOR SHALLOW, EGO-DRIVEN DUPES WITH SOME FAME AND $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. THEY ARE IN THE PUBLIC EYE, THEY PROMOTE THE CULT AND THEY DESERVE SCRUTINY.
………FURTHER, WITH ANY COMPARISON - OTHER THAN SIMPLE RATIOS OF POPULATION - BETWEEN NAZI GERMANY AND SCIENTOLOGISTS IN AMERICA, THE FUCKING MIND-CONTROLLING, BRAIN-WASHING FREAKS HERE ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE SCI-FI YUPPY CULT OF SCIENTOLOGY. PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP TO THIS CANCEROUS CULT AND THE PAIN IT HAS INFLICTED ON SO MANY THROUGH ITS LEGAL ABILITY TO ROB PARISHONERS WITH ITS 'PROGRESSION THROUGH AUDITING,' AS A 'CHURCH' AND SILENCE ITS CRITICS IN ANY WAY IT CHOOSES.