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Filed under: Mischa Barton > Fill In The Blank > Hania Barton

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Hania Barton would be fun to have at a party because _________.

321 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. Scary Uncle says – reply to this


    101

    ’cause if you do it in the country, they like it just fine
    if you do it in the city it's a twenty dollar fine

  2. marty says – reply to this


    102

    she'd leave all the food for everyone else.

  3. k says – reply to this


    103

    raggedy ann is always a blast!

  4. Vanessa Aleji says – reply to this


    104

    No party can really consider itself a party unless some coked out drunk bitches are there?

  5. sar says – reply to this


    105

    I think you should stop posting pictures of her. She's not famous. She never did anything except have fun like all people her age do. Isn't she in college?? At least she's trying to do something besides ride her sis' coattails…. I'm in college, I make straight A's, and I smoke (whenever i can;)) and drink sometimes, lots and lots and lots of people do. Like my friends always say, you can't do it when you're older so try it now while it's still semi-acceptable!!! I'm sure she's the same way…. and even if she isn't, it isn't anyone's business, especially not the whole worlds!! She didn't choose to be in the public eye, and I think it is shameful that you put her there. Do you have something against her personally, or are you just looking for a new fuck-up because you're sick of Brit?? I read your site every day and I usually agree that the people you choose to pick on ask for it, but she didn't.

  6. Julie says – reply to this


    106

    its so obvious this has been photo shopped!!
    its not real

  7. amanda says – reply to this


    107

    … e for everyone!

  8. Crystal Baller says – reply to this


    108

    …she could explain to all of the tools looking at this picture, thinking that those are really her pupils, that all that happened is someone got a little carried away with the red eye correction function in PhotoShop.

  9. k.c. says – reply to this


    109

    ……..She is ASS UGLY and you would look gorgeous standing next to her ♥

  10. Jess says – reply to this


    110

    everyone likes to watch someone get arrested!

  11. fuck says – reply to this


    111

    shes funny looking and she's fun to make fun of

  12. Donna says – reply to this


    112

    Maybe she wears Acuvue Defines, haha

  13. annie m says – reply to this


    113

    i'd always be hotter than her.

  14. Ockteb says – reply to this


    114

    Sistah is TRIPPIN BALLZ!!!
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    Sistah is TRIPPIN BALLZ!!!
    Sistah is TRIPPIN BALLZ!!!

  15. MISS LOLA VITA says – reply to this


    115

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    lmao…..because that is what she's on! lolol….
    who cares. she's rich and she's not hurting anyone so who cares…

  16. Simone says – reply to this


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    She'd be handy to have at a party because she's not that pretty, so I'd look hot compared to her. lol
    Don't think she'd be that much fun though, because coked out whore's usually aren't.

  17. easy ass white girls says – reply to this


    117

    so easy
    so dumb

  18. Suzanne says – reply to this


    118

    Her sister would bring the booze

  19. WTF says – reply to this


    119

    she gets all the good drugs

  20. VANITY RIVERS says – reply to this


    120

    DO A LITTLE E ……SMOKE ALOT OF METH…GET DOWN TONIGHT!
    MESSY MESSY MESSY!

  21. Kalilyn says – reply to this


    121

    she's had way more exciting life experiences than most of us and would be interesting to listen to.

  22. moi says – reply to this


    122

    she likes to pop some pink pills.

  23. JCW11 says – reply to this


    123

    i heard she sucks a mean dick!

  24. kimdore says – reply to this


    124

    because she always brings drugs.

  25. Sunshine... says – reply to this


    125

    Damn she is rolling balls. Lay off the E toots.

  26. the digger says – reply to this


    126

    she'd bring her hot older sister Mischa, so I could bang her. Oh yeah!

  27. sally says – reply to this


    127

    shes got that fire acid

  28. anon says – reply to this


    128

    because she likes to PAR-TAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. anon says – reply to this


    129

    because she likes to PAR-TAY!!!!!

  30. xtc xtc xtc says – reply to this


    130

    U CAN TAKE HER XTC

  31. Kates says – reply to this


    131

    Hey perez the girl to the far right…looks like Britney's ex-assistant…..that funk girl…..is it???????????

  32. shirleyB says – reply to this


    132

    CUZ SHES GOT THE WHITE STUFF…..nice dilated pupils….

  33. Chickie says – reply to this


    133

    She's got the best drugs!

  34. EZZZE says – reply to this


    134

    she'll bring the coke

  35. shar says – reply to this


    135

    shes cranked to the hilt.

  36. anonymous says – reply to this


    136

    i could ask her about her famous sister.

    shes not invited to the party though. who cares about hania barton

  37. ladylulu says – reply to this


    137

    CAUSE E MAKES PEOPLE FRIENDLY

  38. emma says – reply to this


    138

    You could put her in questionable photos and ruin her shitty sisters luck of fame

  39. steenie says – reply to this


    139

    that looks like it's from red-eye reduction

  40. Steenie says – reply to this


    140

    where are these pictures coming from?? her facebook

  41. Vanessa says – reply to this


    141

    Shes even uglier than Rumer Willis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. vanessa - houston tx. says – reply to this


    142

    With all the money her sister has couldn't she look better!

  43. Ashley says – reply to this


    143

    Shes a tweeker!

  44. BURNLEY GIRL says – reply to this


    144

    they're not coke eyes, they're ecstasy eyes

    or Bart Simpson eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. MIzza says – reply to this


    145

    Because she has all the cocaine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. bongo says – reply to this


    146

    LAST. because Marty Feldman is dead

  47. Oh my Jesus! says – reply to this


    147

    HOLY FUCK! LMAOO That girl look like an alien! Wtf is up with her damn eyes? Her pupils like took over her whole eye. My good lord! She needs to go get that checked and maybe get some corrective lenses! DAMN!

  48. Siobhan says – reply to this


    148

    You'll have someone to laugh at. Stupid, white trash whore!!!!!!

  49. ana says – reply to this


    149

    she'll bring the fucking drugs!! yaya!

  50. Taytay says – reply to this


    150

    you'll get to watch someone OD

  51. Kelly says – reply to this


    151

    BECAUSE SHE IS SO SPUN ON CRANK, HASN'T SLEPT FOR DAYS, COULD PASS OUT AT ANY MINUTE, AND YOU COULD STEAL ALL HER CRYSTAL!

  52. mizzchacon says – reply to this


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    she could bring all the coke…YUMMY!!!

  53. mizzchacon says – reply to this


    153

    she could bring all the coke…YUMMY!!!

  54. Jacqueline says – reply to this


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    …because she'd be easy to get drugs from…I'd lure her into my party, take her drugs and then kick her out…hahahaha….

    who allows themselves to be photographed like that? Doesnt this bitch own a pair of sunglasses? Idiot.

  55. alllison says – reply to this


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    you wouldn't have to hire a clown.

  56. Danielle N says – reply to this


    156

    she looks like she'd enjoy giving head when she's f-ed up!

  57. erica says – reply to this


    157

    she'd be the ugly girl you wouldn't have to get jealous over if you saw your guy talking to her

  58. sarah says – reply to this


    158

    because no matter what, you'd always look better than her

  59. still laughing says – reply to this


    159

    roooooollllin!!!! lmao this is just gettin pathetic

  60. Fefe Dubois says – reply to this


    160

    she is so f-ing ugly and we would all have a great time just making fun of her.

  61. jimmy d says – reply to this


    161

    SHE WILL SNORT A LINE OFF YOUR COCK,AND LICK YOUR BALLON KNOT

  62. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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    omg!that's nasty and creepy.i don't think this is normal.she looks like she just saw a ghost.seriously now the last time i saw s/o with so dilated pupils was months ago and it was MARY KATE OLSEN(everybody knows she's still doing coke).IF THIS PHOTO IS REAL(and it isn't photoshop)this girl is DEFINITELY on COKE here.

  63. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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    omg!that's nasty and creepy.i don't think this is normal.she looks like she just saw a ghost.seriously now the last time i saw s/o with so dilated pupils was months ago and it was MARY KATE OLSEN(everybody knows she's still doing coke).IF THIS PHOTO IS REAL(and it isn't photoshop)this girl is DEFINITELY on COKE here.

  64. Shannon says – reply to this


    164

    she'll put it in her mouth and swallow!

  65. teabagger says – reply to this


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    MDMA - Ecstasy, I think she is peaking.

  66. kristen says – reply to this


    166

    now, this is really great blow or shes on e. who does e anymore

  67. Nasty girl says – reply to this


    167

    MDMA - Ecstasy, I think she is peaking. I wonder if she is having electric eye jitters too?

  68. nainai says – reply to this


    168

    Hania Barton would be fun to have at a party because she is a responsible and sensible young woman

  69. Auds says – reply to this


    169

    These bitches only become famous because you put them on your site, Perez. If you think they're lame, why give them the attention?

  70. johnny b good says – reply to this


    170

    mushy FARTONE

  71. Monica says – reply to this


    171

    Because making fun of retarded people at parties can be great fun!

  72. Kristy says – reply to this


    172

    MUNTED!!!!!!!!!!

  73. isabella says – reply to this


    173

    i have no freakin clue who that is!!!!!!!!!!-_-

  74. sicko says – reply to this


    174

    She wouldn't move while you were trying to rape her.

  75. party over here party over here says – reply to this


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    because by the way her pupils are dialated she must be on some good drugs!

  76. katie p says – reply to this


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    Re: KATIE KATIE KATIE – i totally thought she looks like she is thizzin too.

  77. Lord Jinto says – reply to this


    177

    she will bring all the best drugs.

  78. j says – reply to this


    178

    thats a fake

  79. bill says – reply to this


    179

    she looks ready to FUCK on ecstacy. Which is great by the way! and if you don't believe me, ask me.

  80. Hope says – reply to this


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    Because apparently, she'll be coked out of her mind :)

  81. Bob says – reply to this


    181

    Can you say METH?!

  82. chanku says – reply to this


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    SHE'LL MAKE YOU LOOK 10X BETTER IN PICS.

  83. nathalee says – reply to this


    183

    …she probably had good weed/pills.

  84. trouble says – reply to this


    184

    … because she looks like little red riding hood on coke?

  85. Bridget says – reply to this


    185

    she'd have the best weed.

  86. sTAR says – reply to this


    186

    She would bring the party supplies….and by supplies I mean Coke…and by Coke I mean the big 2 liters….come on nowwwww !!!!

  87. tastes good says – reply to this


    187

    She'll swallow cum for coke. She'd probably take it in every hole for more than one bump. What's her address again?

  88. Lilly says – reply to this


    188

    She would bring Shelley Buckner from "Summerland" with her.

  89. Macavill says – reply to this


    189

    She could watch your stash with those ginourmous eye-balls.
    She is sure to have a flashlight on her in case of emergencies.
    You could say bling bling every-time she blinks as a drinking game.

  90. hellohello says – reply to this


    190

    Because that blonde in the middle might be there!!!!

  91. Mimi says – reply to this


    191

    Oh puh-lease! I was friggin' 12 when I smoked pot the first time, and 13 when I was pass-out-drunk for the first time.

    But wait, I'm Dutch…

  92. youareallidiots says – reply to this


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    I'm a friend. I'm pretty sure that was before DINNER and this was in AUGUST. Her eyes aren't fucking dialated you idiots. Grow up, get a brain. Realize there are better things to do than look at this stupid ass website. FOR REALS.

  93. Gossamer says – reply to this


    193

    she knows where to get all the party favors…..

  94. J says – reply to this


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    'Cause girl's got a mad drug connection.

  95. r says – reply to this


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    ugly bitch

  96. tom says – reply to this


    196

    Thank you ecstacy!!!

  97. kAAt says – reply to this


    197

    she's sub-par and therefore would pAArty hard.

  98. Lauren says – reply to this


    198

    IS THAT SHANNON FUNK?????? BRITS OLD ASSISTANT?????????????

  99. weasleyqueen says – reply to this


    199

    because then i could do her drugs.

  100. simpleminds says – reply to this


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    it's not shannon funk.

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