The Tom Cruise Scientology Video: The Dance Version!
Filed under: Silly! > Tom CruiseIt's the gift that keeps on giving!
Ch-ch-check it out (above).
Posted: January 18, 2008 at 3:26 am
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The Tom Cruise Scientology Video: The Dance Version!Filed under: Silly! > Tom CruiseIt's the gift that keeps on giving! Ch-ch-check it out (above). Posted: January 18, 2008 at 3:26 am
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Is Spencer Pratt a scientologist too? Tom and Spencer have some very similar laughs and crazy faces. Remember the episode of the Hills when Spencer was in Heidi's home town? Look at the part where he was talking to her parents… creepy.
Have a good weekend!
Re: talita – And here come the scientologist drones who cannot defend their stand in any other way but attacking ones personal character and making threats. Well, we are all SP's here so you really shouldn't be talking to us. ;D
Hilarious!! Reminds me of an old programme called Max Headroom (I think!!) It was hilarious too!!
Re: bommie – Finally somebody who is normal.
Hilarious!!! I love the laughing part…might watch it again real quick.
Thanks for the laugh:)
THANKS A LOT perezhilton again for giving scientology free publicity. Many of those who laugh at scientology now will come some day to us trying to know more. So who can believe somebody can have the type of success TOM has and not to be spiritually connected to higher purpose; if not scientology it would be Cabala like madonna, adopting children like angelina jolie or any other cristian movement. After people receive that much they just want take something back. Let those people to do so and check carefully how strong scientology gets every day THEY ARE DOING GOOD THINGS FOR PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD, as well as many other religions do
LOL! Love that one. But it isn't long enough.
Re: EuropEll – Hate to be completely stupid but what is an SP? I'm sure it's not good but I'd rather be called that than a Scientologist or a Tom Cruise Fan!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…..SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf, he is so creepy!
Playing at a strip club near you!
That made me laugh like a hysterical Tom Cruise babbling about Scientology. Hilarious! Someone NEEDS to make a spoof of the original "interview" and give make up some questions for Tom to be answering and laughing about!
You guys are soo wrong for this! lOl I used to love love love Tom Cruise but he has gotten soooo creepy. I think he should just stick to acting and promoting his films that's it.
Re: mia – SP = Supressive Person. Also used by Tom Cruise in the original video: PTS = Potential Trouble Source. PS's and PTS's are considered enemies of the scientology church.
so what perez, yea it's a weird religion, but it's his, i think he's creepy sure,
but whatever happened to freedo of religion your being a biggot why don't you make fun of the extremist and their religions the ones blowing up our towers leave weird tom alone at least he donates his $ to charity
it is the gift that keeps on giving!
like a scientology xmas this week!
btw-are their any poor scientologists? what is with all of the tuxedo events?
good beat, can't dance to it though, I give it a -3
P.S. Run Katie Run, take Suri with you!
A MILLION THANX FOR THE LAUGHS ON THAT- ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! ok? tom, yous tha bomb
SCARY!!!! I always thought he was creepy, now I know why.
Re: bommie – Actually, Christians don't believe THEY can offer salvation, they believe God can….
God…..Tom Cruise….hmmmm, I think I'll stick with God.
Perez, ever worry that the cult-machine is gonna getcha???????????????
If we hear about you OD'd in a dumpster, we'll know what really went down.
If you get any 'cease and desist' from them, make sure to post it.
Oh, and speaking of charlatans, get more updates for us on "Dr" Phil –
Re: Sunny Sam – Thanks a million Sunny! That's even better! Am most definitely a PTS particularly at the weekends!!!
Re: lorena – Perhaps you need to go back to the "church" and work on your spelling you freak!
Re: lorena – - take your shit elsewhere. I'd like to know what all these "Scientologists" are doing that is so good for people. Hate to tell you, but the free press that this shit is getting isn't GOOD press. Who the hell is going to want to join your cult now? Yeah, because Tom is such an attractive sponsor for your "religion." I mean, even the Catholic church fucked up and THEY don't even have as bad a reputation as the Scientologists. And they don't charge a fee to fucking get in either. Get your brain unwashed dipshit. Oh, and in the meantime, learn how to fucking spell.
hahahahahahah omg hilarious…. except i felt like i was being brainwashed while watching that. maybe they are releasing this shit on purpose. they're crazy enough!!
OMG! I LOVE IT!
OMG! I LOVE IT!
woooow, that was funny. Tom cruise is scary, is he even human? lol
omg I fuckin love it lmao
PEREZ, YOU'RE THE NEXT FITNESS GURU–THIS IS GOING TO BE MY NEW ASS-TIGHTENING WORKOUT VIDEO!
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
THAT'S HOT!!!!
He is SO effing creepy. Everyone I have spoken to is totally turned off by this mindless little idiot. He obviously has huge issues to get so involved with this cult BS. I would never watch anything he produces or acts in in the future - or his brianwashed latest wife and neither would anyone I know.
Leave him alone! If he belive in whatever he belives and wants to talk about it so BE IT! Why no one complain when a christian person is talking about Jesus at all time???
"It's not just me, it's you. It's not just me, it's you. It's not just me, it's you."
I laughed so hard, this is classic!!!!
More! More! Perez, don't ever stop! This shit is craptastic! Everytime i watch the Tom Cruise video, I feel better and better about my own life. Tom Cruise is the biggest douche on Planet Earth! Everyone is laughing at you Tom…..and your "ethics". Tom Cruise and David Miscavige: Dumb and Dumber!!!
Re: Axxcexx – Tom Cruise endangers peooples' lives. He has no medical training, yet he has said that psychiatry is all bunk. He needs to remember that he is only an actor. That's it! A mimic. Even a monkey can be trained to be a mimic. He is Scientology's monkey to Miscavige's organ grinder. What a cocky, self-important, shallow human being! Axxcexx……get on course or I'll report you as an SP or a PTS. Up yours!
Can anyone find what site this is from? Want to embed it someplace else. Sources Perezzie, SOURCES!
why is no one in the media making mention that it's the MI music playing in the background?! that's PRETTY DANG disturbing if you ask me!!!!
WHAT YOU DONT KNOW, IS THE FACT THAT TOM CRUISE IS THE SCIENTOLOGISTS PAWN. SERIOUSLY THEY ARE USING HIM HIS FAME AND MONEY. I AINT PLAYIN WITCHA. TOM CRUISE IS THEIR BITCH. HES GETTING IT UP THE FUCKIN RUMP FROM THE SCIENTOLOGISTS. EVEN WIFEY BABY IS FROM THE SPERM OF THE SCIENTOLOGIST PERVERT, NOT CRUISE.
I like to go on vacation and just romp and play and just do that. That sounds good to me!!
Loved it, great music and perfect for his spastic gestures and stares.
Why is it no one hears anymore about that photographer who tried to blackmail Tom Cruise over wedding photos? The photographer mysteriously dies a few months later… was there a follow up?
is it weird that i still think he's sexy. i've got a thing for the crazy eyes, for sure.
………..I THINK IT CAPTURES THE ESSENCE OF THE TINY TERROR OF TINSELTOWN. THE DIMINUTIVE LITTLE FRUITCAKE HAS GARNERED FAR TOO MUCH INFLUENCE AMONG THE DIMWITTED EGOISTIC CELEBS AND IS A DANGER IN RECRUITING NUMBERS OF THEM INTO THE MIND NUMBING AND MIND CONTROLLING, MONEY GRUBBING CESSPOOL THAT IS SCIENTOLOGY.
…………THIS CLOSET-CASED LITTLE CANCER SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM THE SPOTLIGHT HE COMMANDS. AT LEAST HE IS FAST BECOMING 'THE' WORLD-CLASS LAUGHING STOCK AMONG PEOPLE WITH A MODICUM OF SENSE AND INTELLIGENCE…..AND HE HAS EARNED IT. IT WOULDN'T BE SURPRISING IF THE UPPER ESCHELONS, MISCAVIGE AND HIS ILK, SHUT HIM DOWN FOR A WHILE TO SEE IF THIS LATEST ROUND OF EMBARRASSING MOMENTS, FROM GERMANY'S BAN ON CRUISE TO THIS VIDEO, WILL PASS.
……….HIS MONOMANIA, PSYCHOTIC SELF DELUSIONS, AND SHALLOW SELF-CENTERED EGOISTIC RANTS HOPEFULLY, WILL GO AWAY…….THE SOONER THE BETTER FOR ALL.
Re: Help – Baby hair usually falls out . Mine was jet black when I was born then fell out and regrew very light blond !
Re: lorena – Tell that to Lisa McPherson's family !!
this is effin brilliant-omg! pricelss…toooooo funny for words!!
LMAO. Danced MAO. Hollyweird at it's best.
he's spooky
i'l have nighmares tonight:S
Aside from being a freak.
He.
is.
Dumb.
You are bloody hilarious Perez.
OMG. He's crazy. Insane crazy. And pretentious as defined by www.miriamwebster.com - definition 1a. What a load of crap he is.
OMG. He's crazy. Insane crazy. And pretentious as defined by www.miriamwebster.com - definition 1a. What a load of crap he is.
OMG. He's crazy. Insane crazy. And pretentious as defined by www.miriamwebster.com - definition 1a. What a load of crap he is.
GENIUS!! LOL!!
best version so far.
Re: mia – Suppressive person(??) meaning everyone who isn't into scientology
If Tom Cruise is the only one who can help, he should save Britney.
Cruise is a kook.
CUCKOO!!!!!!!
Re: mia – Hey, Mia, Sam - PTS = Potential Trouble Source, or
anyone with a differing opinion in a free country.
Trial pending: USA: Lisa McPherson - Wrongful Death, Practicing Medicine Without a License, Torture, more
The state of Florida has decided not to prosecute the two felony charges of unauthorized practice of medicine and abuse and/or neglect of a disabled adult in the case of Lisa McPherson, who died in Scientology's custody on December 5, 1995. However, a civil suit has been filed by her estate, alleging wrongful death, intentional infliction of emotional distress, false imprisonment, fraud, battery, negligence, and practicing medicine without a license.
On December 5, 1995, Lisa McPherson was dead on arrival at a hospital 45 minutes north of Clearwater Florida. According to the coroner's report, Lisa was underweight, severely dehydrated, and had bruises and bug bites (see the entire report here).
Lisa's last address was listed by the police as 210 S. Ft. Harrison in Clearwater Florida, which is the Fort Harrison Hotel, a Scientology property. Lisa had been a Scientologist from the age of 18 to her death at age 36.
Lisa was put on the Introspection Rundown that Scientology uses to handle those who have had a psychotic break.
On November 18, 1995, Lisa was involved in a minor car accident. She was apparently not hurt, but she got out of her car and took all her clothes off and seemed mentally unstable. She was taken to a hospital where she was physically evaluated as being unharmed, but the hospital wanted her to be psychologically cared for. However, some Scientologists arrived and stated that Lisa did not believe in psychiatry, and she checked out after a short evaluation and left with the Scientologists. She went with them to Room 174 of the Ft. Harrison Hotel for "rest and relaxation" according to the church, but church logs from Lisa's stay there from November 18 to her death December 5 show differently. Some logs are missing, and a high ranking ex-Scientologist has written an affidavit in which he claims that the church has in the past destroyed documents that might get the church in trouble.
Cont.
The family of Lisa McPherson sued Scientology and individuals involved for wrongful death, while Scientology claimed it did nothing wrong toward Lisa While settlement talks were completed after being forced by the court, (Civil Case settled 5/28/04) the case appears to still be active. Scientology had a web page (removed or moved) that smeared Lisa's aunt and attorney.
On November 13, 1998, Scientology was indicted on 2 felony charges in Lisa's death. On December 6, 1999, prosecutor Bernie McCabe presented a response to Scientology's attempt to get the case dismissed (note: 250k).
On June 12, 2000 the criminal charges were dropped against Scientology because (so the prosecutor claims) the medical examiner could not be counted on to confidently testify, even though the criminal charges were abuse of a disabled person and practicing medicine without a license. You can read much of the Clearwater police department's evidence and Scientology's logs of Lisa's stay, view some of the autopsy photos, and decide for yourself. Then ask why Scientology now makes members sign a waiver specifically against suing Scientology over the Introspection Rundown:
Lisa clause or Lisa McPherson clause: an adhesion clause to insulate one party from all damages, including personal injury or death, from known and unknown conduct of commission or omission of the party so released. An "adhesion clause" is a recognized legal term which means "take it or leave it", i.e., that the party signing the agreement has no bargaining power and therefore no alternative but to include the clause in the agreement.
Scientologist OT 8 Dr. David I. Minkoff had his license suspended on August 3, 2001 for one year and was fined for prescribing medicine to Lisa without even seeing her at the request of Lisa's "caretakers."
Scientology conducted a survey in the Clearwater area that shows 4 out of 5 residents have a negative opinion of Scientology. They tried to use this for a time as a reason for a change of venue, then withdrew the request. Why do Scientology web sites claim that Scientology and Clearwater have good relations?
Kennan Dandar is the attorney for the estate of Lisa McPherson.
Raggingly funny! Some of Toms best work.
I think this is another way the Aliens are trying to get to us…they've programmed Perezers' brain to "act" like a SP or PTS….to get the word out…and then play these videos…and the videos has hidden messages to become interested in the cult and then become a part of them…oh wow look at the time…off to my scientologist meeting…shoot i'm gonna be late… see ya!
Re: Sarah – No, I've always thought that marrying Tom ruined Katie's career. Maybe they just are so perfect for each other that they ruined each other altogether. Yeah. That's the NEW REALITY (that Tom speaks of so fuctardedly) I'm gonna adopt. What a couple of losers Katie and Tom are.
Re: talita – Gee, Talita (dumb fuck name for a dumb fuck person), people aren't booeyed out by Scientology's bullies — this SP shit is so junior high. Come to think of it, Tom looks, acts and sounds like a seventh-grader. That's his peak. You sound like a third grader. Go wash your hands, you little slut.
Will smith and his wife are swingers.. all of their friends know that..
Scientology is a "religion"? Ummmmm. Sure it is. A "religion" created by a money-hungry, second-rate sci-fi hack with the express purpose of separating the gullible from their dinero. And if you want to see how welcome you are, just try wandering over to the Celebrity Center for a little study and see how fast you are advised to go elsewhere. That place is for the big-bucks crowd only, ’cause celebrities get special treatment in this "religion". After all, they pay for it, so why the hell not? What are Scientologists really interested in? Two things. First, real estate. Check out what they already own and see if I'm wrong. And second, racking up more celebutards on the membership listing. Cruise really IS a wack-a-doo and has been for years. And yeah, come to think of it, exactly what HAS he as a leading Scientologist done in terms of really meaningful charity lately? Or in Scientology, does giving Robo-shopper Katie a platinum Nieman Marcus card count as charity? Poor Suri. Poor Conor. Poor Bella. (And won't it be interesting when the real story behind her adoption comes to light?) Cruise has become nature's most boring and ridiculous example of how cellular degeneration can affect the brain. But wait. Do Thetans even have a brain?
Re: lorena – Fuck you, Lorena — if Scientologists were so grateful for the "free publicity," they wouldn't have yanked the original off the air, OR they wouldn't have hidden it for years OR — AND THIS IS THE BEST PART!!!!! — there wouldn't be so many entries when one Googles TOM CRUISE FURIOUS. That's all you have to Google. Tom is one mad fuck. So, Lorena, have another cup of herbal tea with your sailor-clad Scientology, lobotomized robo-friends.
IT IS A C-U-L-T.
CULTCULTCULTCULTCULTCULTCULTCULCCULTCULTCULTCULTCULTCULT
AND THE GUYS BRINGING US THESE VIDEOS ARE FRIGGING GENIUSES!
SCIENTOLOGY IS A CULT
Re: lorena – I guess UNEDUCATED is the only requirement for being a Scientologist. Lorena, have you ever considered using a dictionary or getting a GED or using a part of your brain that isn't conditioned to follow a bell?
Re: NONCybOy (With A Fake British Accent like BRIT–Where my babies be?–BRIT!) – Re: TOM CRUISES FOR COCKS – Wow NonCybOy…What a brilliant idea…One could totally tighten one's ass working out to this wacked out, closeted, tight ass's adjusted video… But as Cruise's for Cock said, this has got to be a total embarassment to the KULT of scientology's leadership and policy makers. Cause Honey, TOM TOM is making complete fools of them and himself……..SO LISTEN UP PEOPLE…THIS IS IMPORTANT !…This outrageous crazyness is what happens when a BLATANT HOMOSEXUAL pretends to be homophobic, and forces himself to stay in the closet and repress his NATURAL inclinations for 40 some odd years, hiding behind the gobble-de-gook nonsense of some science fiction spouting KULT ! Tom is now the BUTT of a million UNFLATTERING jokes, and deservedly so. He has no one to blame but himself for becoming the BIGGEST laughing stock in show business…all because he steadfastly refuses to admit his TRUE nature. Such a shame…what a role model he could have been.
DON'T YOU BRAINWASHED DROIDS UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF BEING UNIVERSALLY LOOKED AS IDIOTS? YOU HAVE NO RELIGION. YOU WIERDOS ARE LAUGHINGSTOCKS!
TAKE YOUR SP, STPS, AND YOUR BVDS AND SHOVE EM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE IN YOUR DISTANT GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRICELESS. His maniacal laughter remix is the best.
AND ALLLLLL THINGS THAT FUND THE CRAZY!
BUY ANDREW MORTON'S BOOK - FUCK TOM, AND FUCK HIS WACKED OUT CULT.
BOYCOTT UNITED ARTIST
AND ALLLLLL THINGS THAT FUND THE CRAZY!
BUY ANDREW MORTON'S BOOK - FUCK TOM, AND FUCK HIS WACKED OUT CULT.
BOYCOTT UNITED ARTIST
HEY JUDITH, LORENA AND THE REST OF THE DROIDS - BOYCOTT - SCARY HUH????????????????????????
Tom "chubby" Cruise should be in a padded cell with an "I love me jacket" on.
hi Perez,
where can i get a link to this video? I wanna pass it on…it's too too funny
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hahah oh that made me laugh, they guy is a total whacko. Whoever put that together is a genius lol
ALLHAIL the mighty Xenu..lmfao bet those scientologists come after me now…..
ok seriously, if I end up dead… someone make sure to tell my family I posted this so they know what happened…
he reminds me of Doctor Evil when he laughs like that- new Austin Powers vilian anyone?
Finally! Something that made me laugh out loud on this blog!!
HA HA HA…. LOV IT!!!!
Re: lorena – Well your precious KULT ought to send YOU to a remeadial English Class. English is either NOT your first language or you are a complete and total RETARD. My money's on the latter. And I'll tell you why….Aside from the fact that your post is almost illegible, only a complete idiot would think these posts of Perez's provide free and encouraging publicity for the WACKED OUT KULT of scientoloCRAP. Last time I checked sweetie, your KULT'S world wide membership didn't even total 10% of The National Rifle Association's membership figures…meaning….scientoloCRAP IS NOT getting stronger, and is in fact becoming more and more suspect every day. ScientoloCRAP is a DELUSIONAL and DANGEROUS KULT and the VAST majority on our planet see it as such. You, however, are obviously one of the unenlightened few who've been sucked into this nonsense and I would guess that you're reasonably young…Let's hope your parents hire a good DE-PROGRAMMER, and get you the help you so OBVIOUSLY need.
He is such a fucking freak. Is he even still considered SANE by the mental health community?
that was fucking awesome!!!! i want to see the whole video. brilliant addition.
He should NOT be wearing that roll-neck…
He made more sense in the dance version then the real one…. very funny
You rock the shizz Perez! Maybe you can do one with Fuckabee or Romney's greatest moments next.
"Look at me…I'm pretty…I'm pretty…I pretty, damnit…DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!"
I was kicked off of Ebay when I went on a drunken stance in their forms against Scientology (a.k.a. Disco) Oooops!
PSYCHO
OMG SO FREAKING FUNNY HOLY SHIT.
Hil-ar-i-ous!!! Perez U Rock!!!!