Courtney's New Cut
Filed under: Beauty Buzz > Courtney Love
C. Love debuted a new 'do at the Hysteric Glamour Party at the Tracey Ross Boutique in L.A. on Thursday.
Maybe she took the theme too close to heart. That haircut is hysterical!
How would you even describe what that is????
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: January 18, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I'd call it the mia farrow mullet (pronounced: moo-lay)
rosemary in the front
twisted sister in the back.
What a fucking TRAINWRECK! I added that mess as a friend on myspace, but realized that she was obviously loaded when attempting to "blog", which looked like a 1st grader's interpretation of the cyrillic alphabet. Her creepy fans kicked me off her friends when I simply mentioned that her writing made no sense. Friends don't let friends blog while shooting china white, dears.
Besides, she just trolls hipster bars and tries to befriend whatever coked up hairdresser or Hot Topic-looking asshole will do a line of coke off her tits. Then she adds them to her band. Ha! One a famewhore, always a famewhore. Oh yeah, nice lips, they look like a fucking buttplug.
It's like a child who got gum stuck in her and it had to be cut out. It's bad.
Re: nikki –
It's always amusing to me when someone tries to be cute and use the word "retarded" as an insult, and they misspell it. The only one who looks "TOTALLY RETARED" now is you, my dear.
This 'do is called SeaWEED Vacuum because her hair looks as tangled as seaweed and her bangs look like they got sucked into a vacuum. lol
I really like it! It is a refreshing change from the sheepdog-bangs-over-eyes look that so many women are sporting.
Who the hell cut her bangs? I don't know why that's in, it looks so fucking stupid.
i thnk she looks absolutly AMAZING. i am trying to gro my hair so i can have a look just like that.
she looks like a cocker spaniel!!
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The ONLY way she could have looked MORE trailer trashed is if she hitched the trailer and dragged it to a Jerry Springer taping.
i did that to my hair once, when i was five
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How would I describe Courtney's haircut???
Uh, still better than yours you ugly Rump Ranger.
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I think she's actually very pretty, it's a shame shes so stupid.
it's easy to describe what that is: It's regina spektor's haircut!
i think she looks kind of cute. live through this with me and i will follow you… it is pixie meets hippie, perhaps a comment on her new sobriety?
i think it looks great.
Iam a hairstylist and it looks like she has done a unfitney and shaved it or cut it real short and had extensions attached - the hair is a different colour at the top, my guess is she had a drastic cut and hated it so got Extensions…her stylist wants shooting for that colour match.
She probably burned off her bangs lighting her crack pipe! Too bad she didn't o.d….
… Madonna copied it back in 1985/6 (or thereabouts)–as did most everyone else.
That haircut happened to me! i was referred to "pink whistle" in sf and told the guy to have fun, & do something fun and he gave me that monk-ish hairling.
there are 3 names/phrases i have given that tragic cut it over the years:
"monk cut" (as in a freakin monk)
"the mo" (as in the 3 stooges)
and my favorite is…
she got "pink whistled" in honor of the haircut i received there of course!
All that money and she is still going to SuperCuts!!!!!
I had the same 'do back in like '96
My brother cut my hair
and i thought it was hilarious too.
I had like a receding hair line
and thats what it kinda looked like when it started growing back out
I didnt think it was funny then
I don't think it's THAT bad really and the bangs are sort of cute, but it would look really nice if it was ALL cut short and "pixie" like the bangs only all over her entire hair the same short,spiky, edgy style…with the long straggly part hanging down ruins the look and makes it look stringy; cut it all off ultra-short!
Don't care for HER but like her hair. I, myself, am a fan of short bangs. Look at that…I've started a trend!!! LOL
Don't care for HER but like her hair. I, myself, am a fan of short bangs. Look at that…I've started a trend!!! LOL
Don't care for HER but like her hair. I, myself, am a fan of short bangs. Look at that…I've started a trend!!! LOL
i would describe it as…..a wig.
i love it. it is actually my dream hair
She looks great! Healthy and the new style kinda 80's, but she is not 21 and she is a rocker. I think it works for her.
Bettie Page on a humid day?
hate it
"CRACKWHORE BARBIE LOVES HER BANGS 1 MM THICK AND ALL CROOKED. CRACKWHORE BARBIE. NOW IN VANILLA. BY MATTELL."
when I was four I got a pair of scissors and tried to cut my own bangs. Courtney, you are NOT FOUR so you have NO EXCUSE for this retarded hairdo.
It looks like she's trying to go crazy like brit to get press.. Shit girl stop going under the knife!!!! They should send her and brit away…. They both need serious help!!!! eek!
When I was little, our neighbor's three year old daughter cut her bangs. They looked better than Courtney's.
baby bans from hell, the only ppl who should have them are … no one
It looks like me 3 year old cut it.
Re: ursaminorjim –
RESPONSE TO "GERAS BROTHER"….YOU SHOULD FIRST LEARN HOW TO SPELL YOUR OWN FUCKING COUNTRIES NAME..AUSTRALIA..AND DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH?? READ YOUR COMMENT BACK TO YOUR SELF AND SEE IF IT MAKES SENSE..THEN AGAIN WE HAVE A NAME FOR YOU HERE IN THE U.S. IT'SCALLED TRAILER TRASH HILLBILLY..
ROCK ON PEREZ!!
mann that's nasty. she looks like a guy… with oversized sideburns.
not the hottest look. but perez haha your do isn't that much better. why blue?
i actually like it. she has had a face lift or botox and her cut shows it off. kudos to her for not conforming to the "same old same old hollywood look" good for you courtney God speed
bad extensions…and bangs cut with her nail scissors…is she still on drugs?
she looks younger. cute.
My mom trimmed my bangs once when I was 6 years old, and they looked like this!!
what a fucking bitch
haha.. it's "somethin'". she looks good, though, compared to how she looks some other times.
She needs to retire gracefully if at all possible!
looks ok to me
That's what my bangs looked like when I was three and tried to cut them myself. Sexy.
effin hawt
Doesn't she sorta look like Brit Murphy in this pic?
she looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter's WIFEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
duhhh!
Looks like she watched too many Mia Farrow movies and started to get that uneven pixie cut Mia always sports … and then changed her mind. Looks just rediculous!!! And her makeup is just making her look so old!!!
I love it! It's adorable.
I know, Frances wants to become a cosmetologist, and so she let her practice her haircuts with dull scissors on Mommy's hair. That is hysterical. Aaaack. Way too short.
kids this is what happens when you get drunk, do too many drugs and pass out first at the party…your friends cut your bangs really really short!!!!!!!!!! ha Ha Ha when you wake up the next morning…the Jokes on you!!!!!!!!
Re: Veeerules –
Yup! I know she wont give up her devil worshippn, nor her crack piping ways! looks like this time she caught her hair on fire from her last crackpipe binger.
"she's just a crack smok'n, evil Ho, who cant sing even one mo' note." HA!HAH!!
LOL, ok Im not done yet, I must add;
Also,I think this new hair do of hers, looks much more like new growth from after her surgeon had to shave the frontal lobe area off her head, coz her surgeon decided how she so badly needed to have a serious lobotomy job done while he was doing her 20th rebuilt nosejob.- Geez! to bad the lobotomy didnt work! guess ya just cant remove the evil bitch out of her.
( Oh, C.L., Since u tried to have me killed off more than once, & I should be dead & gone, so therefore u Evil, liar of a Ho-bag, I feel Ive rights, to least be gettn my laughs at Ur freaky ass show in the tabloids! >& wut Freeeaaak SHow it is!
ENJOY yor Demise!
btw/ anon is Awesome!HA!HA!
Mia Farrow Mullet
Re: SeattleBosslady –
A Lobotomy! Ok,thats one possible reason as to why she's got that total goofy fake ass smile up on her wretched face. LOL
Are you blind? You focus on her haircut and not her OBVIOUS FACE LIFT? Look at the pull on her left eye! JESUS! What a world we live in that 40 yo women feel like they need to do that. Nasty.
interesting style