Guess The Celebretard
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What starlet seems to have forgotten her pants???
CLICK HERE to find out!
P.S. It's not Britney for once.
It's Bai Ling!
The "actress" was on a cruise recently and we're told she got so drunk in the ship's club that she was kicked out!!!
Priceless.
Posted: January 18, 2008 at 11:05 pm
She is the ultimate funky chicken! Nobody puts bai ling the corner!
Re: OPRAH – fuck u oprah fucking racist
She is way beyond 30 and w/o a man. Why? I would so like to give her my Atkins-approved donation!
what a hoe geez we don't want to see your nasty ass
Re: maggie – HEY BITCH YOU PROLLY HAVE FAT CELLULITE COVERED LEGS LIKE HILARY CLINTON. UP YO'S HO!!!!
Re: OPRAH – you racist mole you can go and get screwed it's people like you that make our society vulnerable to racist predators . go get a reality check because that is some nasty shit you just threw down
Theresa, haven't u seen "Memories of geisha"??? However, why do all Asians always wear such high heel?
Hey, this is not wearing effen boots, so this CANNOT be Brit.
Like 1+1=2. Duh.
Lol. Bai is awesome : D
does she ever wear pants?! i mean, she sometimes does but then she hardly wears any top. seems like she can either wear tops or bottoms…
what a stupid cow! she can't act she can't sing… I guess taking her clothes off would be next in line………..
her feet are strait up huge looking but fuck, at least she doesn't look like a color wheel disaster
Does anyone *really* care about her??
I must be out of it. Who the "heck" is she and what is she famous for?
ok fine!
I was thinking Janice Dickensen. I could so see her doing that.
She barely qualifies as a celebrity. Who cares about her anyway?
Who is it?
omg i thought it was a guy bc of the muscular legs!
Bai Ling…
…Shocker
Does Perez realize the word "retard" is hurtful?
My brother has Down Syndrome and when he was 14 a bunch of kids threw crab apples at him while he was walking home at school; they were chanting, "Retard Retard Retard".
what is wrong with these people???
I thought Bai Ling was a tranny.
Asian girls rock no doubt about it!They are better than all the rest and they party hard and suck even harder!! Rock it Asian chicks, rock it too death baby.
of course it's not britney. the body is way to hot to be britney
This guy looks scared of her!
Really? Who cares? Leave Bai Ling alone.
Wtf is this!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
look mom, i'm so cool, i'm at perezhilton!
If you've got it….Flaunt it!
i wouldnt mind sticking my spring roll in bai ling's vertical smail-ing! get it? smile=smai-l? smiling rhymes with bai ling? maybe she doesnt have a vertical smile; she could be a tranny. lo mein-no gein is what i say. aw fuh cough!
I tot it was gonna b paris hilton.oops i 4got,d legs r not bony
She so slutty. She love you long time. Ten minute. Red and turquoise paired together must be a "far eastern" thing. But the fuckme pumps and fuckme frock certainly say…well…(besides "fuckme")…"I'm a skanky trollop spreading snatchcooties everywhere I sit."
Re: Elle – Because they are generally accepted to be short in stature. A small peoples. (Additionally, their men have a similar male-specific characteristic.)
Re: crystal blue persusasian – Asian females have horizontal (side-to-side) "smiles". Everyone knows that.
ooooooooooooooooo what celebs have become!
QUE NULA ESA CHINA! MATENLA JAJAJA
of course its not brit brith, she isn't that in shape…
what the heck does first mean?
duh…its not britney! She is way to skinny! That was obvious!
who is she>>>>> oops and for a change perez u hav tired to be alternative by not showing britneys pussy. we are sick of bitchy b
With those old leag and desperate grab for attention I thought is was Janice Dickenson!
who is she??
and what is she doing???
Disturbing….and disgusting.
Who even cares about Bai Ling….shes such a nobody!! What has she ever done..comeon Perez, dont waste your page! ha
Umm she could be wearing a thong Perez.. I don't think Bai is a nasty ho like Brit and Paris.. So skanky they are!!
The guy on the left is priceless
Re: OPRAH –
Can a black or ASIAN gorgeous man fuck this OPRAH bitch from behind with his giant c…ck to give her a lesson? Coz she's obviously a sex addict, and this is the only way she might shut the f..k up. You need to be fucked u racist whore!
that guy looks really shady. hope she uses condoms everytime!
why should i know who she is?
Re: KG –
I know you are but what am I?
First!
re: 235/237 It always amazes the ignorance of some people! I am gathering from both of your comments that NONE of you have ever been laid by ANY woman- cause if you did, you would know that whether you are Asian, White, Black, or whatever, a woman's anatomy (down there ) is shaped the same-Just because you are "Asian" doesn't mean you a have a horizontal vagina..And to say 'everybody knows that', is the stupidest thing I have ever heard- Yah, every guy who is a loser/ ignorant and hasn't been laid 'knows that'…..
I CAN ONLY WISH I HAD LEGS LIKE THOSE
First Bitches!
the asian paris hilton in every way.
Re: OPRAH – i wouldn't complain, most of the azn whores i see w/ crackers usually go for the ugly crackers. but then again only the ugly crackers are dumb enough to marry their FOB-asses.
nice pic
britney hasn't had dancer's legs since the kids popped out of her fahjayjay…no way it coulda been her. but she's got 'em, they're just hiding underneath a milky layer fAAt
Well no shit. She is such a FUCKING WEIRDO!!!!!
I'd love to run into on a cruise personally.
at least the bitch looked good ;D
SLUTTY… is an UNderstatement!!!!
That whore needs to go back to her Brothel in Thailand
Re: having said – Thanks for the anatomy lesson. Apparently you don't get the point of commenting on Perez's Site. It is to say outlandish, outrageous, crazy, funny stuff. Horizontal oriental snatch has been a college joke since the late 1960's in the U.S. Your retarded anatomy lesson and accusations about not getting laid—proves you are just the ignorant shallow nerd we try to draw out on this site. And teach to have fun.
ahah. awhh Bai Ling.
Where's the beaver? Little copy cat ain't got shit. Ha Ha! Maybe I'll shjow some real class and fuck a paparrazzi!!
i think she has a great body!!!!! (im biased..im built like an asian with a lil more booty. i also love her face so ……..rage on bai!!!!
That was predictable.
thats my mother!
thats my mother!
She used to actually act, now she's just another coochie running amock
she's fug, typical asian with no ass and squaty legs.
Re: vetusvates – well excuse my ignorance- I didn't know it was "fun" to spread racist, false statments..and since you are oh so clever, you talking about the 60's really dates you..Okay, so now I get it- you are a lonely, bald-headed, white, misogynist, old, perverted coot who likes to get his groove on by coming to this site and pretending he is 'hip' and 'with it'..now who's the RETARD? and reply if you want, I won't come back to this comment section to read it…so now who got the last word?
What is it with these bitches buying shirts and wearing them as dresses?!
Re: OPRAH – Lol! i bet "oprah" is just jealous that an asian girl took away her lover.! sweet.
Re: steven – that is so not true. i know this asian girl… that has like big butt… not like huge cuz thats just discusting. and shes really pretty. a lot of ppl hit on her.
Darn I thought it was a guy. She has man feet.
I've always thought this person was a hooker! For real! I really don't think I'm wrong!
Re: susanne – so did i!
uhm, that isn't surprising
I dont know if anyone one has realised his but …who the heck is she!?
I dont know if anyone one has realised his but …who the heck is she!?
gross.. who is she?
uh who is she??
holy shit I got it right! lol cool
bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I thought this web site was about famous people. Ching Pow doesnt qualify! Love you perez!
not too shocking.
not too shocking.
not too shocking.
Readers Oprah and Rosebud should shut their dirty racist mouths…
Well at least it is a nice toned ass
I'm purely amused at her mis-match outfit and her poor poor choice in men. Obviously..she was drunk..DUI soon to come?
she's almost 40! its time to grow up. its great to be young at heart and no age is too old to party, but she acts like a 20 year old Hollywood bottom-feeder who's desperately trying to "break in" via getting noticed via absurd behavior. it's incredibly pathetic.
Re: having said – Well, HS, you are one angry, suppressed, ignorant, young, snide, humorless bitch. And I forgive you. English seems not to be your first/primary language. Nor history of western civilizations your best subject. HS, I am hereby renaming you Horizontal Snatch. (I think the original name you intend is grammatically incorrect anyway.) Yes, Horizontal Snatch has much more originality and character.
SEIZURE MUCH? This girl is brokeAss! Nice legs? Yeah if you got rid of those nasty scabs and bruises or whatever the hell is on them!!!!
Looks like one of those Asian trannies!!!
i'd do her!!!
Oh, for crying out loud!
Can't a drunken asian women air out her ass and pussy without getting a whole lot of flack?
I noe!
is it BEOYNCE!
I noe!
is it BEOYNCE!