Guess The Celebretard
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What starlet seems to have forgotten her pants???
CLICK HERE to find out!
P.S. It's not Britney for once.
It's Bai Ling!
The "actress" was on a cruise recently and we're told she got so drunk in the ship's club that she was kicked out!!!
Priceless.
Posted: January 18, 2008 at 11:05 pm
First Asian men don't have 1" dicks, more like 2", like a roll of dimes. Second she may be a no one but IMDS says she has been in 51 moves includiing 7 recent movies in production or to be released in 2008: Shifter( Sunshine); Love Ranch, Chain Letter (Jai Pham), The Gauntlet (Kim Lee), The Hustle (Han), A Beautiful Life (Esther), Razor (Mary Wong). How many movies have you been in?
Re: BAI DING A LING – High Five girl !!!
TRASH!!!!
Im guessing before i look janice dickenson
i was wrong
Re: dancers have stumpy legs – wtf us dancers don't have stumpy legs! its called muscle u dickface!
woohoo azn pride nukkah
wow she looks like a scary trans-sexual.
that really showes that aisans are WHORES
Re: vetusvates –
i stand by everything you said except for the "RETARD" comment. come on. that guy is obviously a dickhead and a 'college joke' is no excuse for racism or any discriminatory comment… and using the term 'retard' is also extremely offensive. EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE.
I've seen proof that Asian cock is not always small. My Asian boyfriend's goods are so big, he can't wear those fitted pants that are in style now because his package shows to much. I mean it looks RIDICULOUS (even worse than camel toe).
How do those White male models do it, unless there's not much underneath there?
LOVING THE HEELS!
Looks like people are having a tough time with the truth! It is not my fault that Asians are only goood at dry cleaning clothes and cooking eggrolls….maybe if they weren't such slanty eyed money hungry midgets they could do more with themselves. I'm sure all Asian men don't have one inch penieses some half a inch an a half….and the women have no tits whatsoever and no kind of ass…..the women make really great house keepers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah its bai ling alright. funny so many people slip into their comments that she's some asian slut or whore or trash or something negative. Hello? Walk into any club any weekend and you'll find women/girls of all colors wearing short short skirts and hooker heels acting like coplete fools. it's great that the perez hilton site has become a place to express one's racism. A fat gay "latino" (a minority) providing a platform for everyone to bash another minority. Success has never been so sweet.
NEVER HEARD OF HER! who cares. but she does look like she has legs right off of Apollo Ono's body. Later.
This site so had it.
Nobody cares!! She's a nasty nobody skank!
:)
hi I come from Morocco and I like your blog
Do you have some news about Wentworth miller?
I hope that you answer me
couchie couchie cooooo
love her heels…i have the same pair! the rest of her is a trainwreck!
smokin' legs
Enferma!!!!
Re: OPRAH –
OPRAH IS A TROLL
OPRAH IS A TROLL
OPRAH IS A TROLL
OPRAH IS A TROLL
OPRAH IS A TROLL
OPRAH IS A TROLL
Looks like has been Shannen Doherty. Remeber her? Anywhere she goes she gets thrown out.
Re: yar – Yar, my name is "vetusvates". "Re" means regarding, and is used when you want to comment on, or reply to, or agree with, or talk to, some one. I think you meant to reply to, agree with, talk to "having said". Who is now to be hereafter known as "Horizontal Snatch". The correct thing to do is to choose one of HER deranged comments to reply to (to agree with her crazy ranting skanky ass.) I used the word retarded as an adjective to describe. She used the word RETARD all in upper case as a noun to insult. I hate it when foreigners who know neither the language, nor the punctuation, neither the grammar, nor the syntax—come babbling & blabbering & blithering onto American/english sites with pigeon yak yak. You savvy?
she's gotten weird. i don't know, when I saw her in Anna and the King, she seemed sane. now, i don't know…
Re: yar – Re: having said – And to the both of you, have you failed to notice the total trend throughout all of these hilarious comments have been references—some subtle, some not so subtle—about short-legged slutty oriental disco girls and tiny-dicked oriental disco gigolo wannabee guys? Including references to the movies "Platoon" and "Full Metal Jacket". You two are idiots and deserve each other.
ooohhhhh
i was hoping it was rumor willis.
however, the legs pictured are too skinny to be ruru's treetrunks
Re: Dak – the word retard is actually politically correct, and it can be used in many different contexts. for example… flour can retard an oil fire.
i know who bai ling is, but what did she do to get famous?
Re: grammar rodeo –
Re: grammar rodeo – Thanks for the english usage lesson, and I do realize "retard" is a word, but using it in the context in which Perez does is offensive. I also realize you are being disingenuous.
Re: grammar rodeo – Re: Dak – "Guess the Celebretard" is the title of the article/posting. Celebretard, as a word, has become part of the accepted pop-culture vernacular. Retard is not a medical or psychological diagnosis. It's synonymous with idiot or stupid-idiot. Trisomy 21 or Down's Syndrome are, on the other hand, true medical diagnoses.
See modern english dictionary for "vernacular" and "lexicon".
See modern english dictionary for "vernacular" and "lexicon". Incidentally, I think the 40-year-old oriental slut in the size twelve red vinyl Smurfette/MinnieMouse fuckme pumps is just trying to air out her vernacular by asking for it up her lexicon. Sucky, sucky, American soldierboy. Me so horny. Me love you long time. Ten minute. Oh, and don't mind the fact that my pie is sliced side to side.
perez your a sick person y do u torture celebs the only reason they even talk to u is so u wont write stuff about them and u shouldn't be calling them fat i mean do u have a mirror
Re: hippocreet –
Trashy and Slutty is and AS Trashy and Slutty Does.
Bai Ling is an embarassment and a racial put down to herself as evident by the above pix and her well known actions. You don't really think that dumb asian act she does is for real? Come on.
In the same breath you are chiding people for being racist, you referred to Perez as a "fat gay latino".
You just made yourself look like an even bigger hypercritical ass, a lecturing one.
god she's a retard, but he's really weird too, his head looks like it was cut and pasted on - it's giant. her stylist must be a real freak.
Didn't she get married in Vegas over the summer or somthing? Whatever happened to that dude?
ummm who is that anyway? why are random skanks famous??
First off, I am american/asian and I know many traditional asian family's would not appreciate such behavior. As for my other half of my american family, they woud not give a shit because there are many other girls like her doing the same thing at the same time period. HAHA. Oh wait, I used to be one of them! HAHA. So ok, I used to have a party girl repp, but I am not as wild as Britney or this Bai Ling chick. I think I have heard her name once in my whole life. If you ask me again later I would probably be like "Who?" =D
The average Asian man is the same size as the average White man but there's a larger percentage of White men who are either larger or smaller than average. So you have a slightly greater chance of being in for a big surprise or a big disappointment with a White man. But here's the real difference, Asian cock is harder while White cock is softer. I've always wondered why those White men in porn never seemed really hard. I'm not cockin around, check this shit out under "asian penis" at urbandictionary.
So here's the big question, do you like your meat hard or soft? Please prepare my meat HARD AS A ROCK please!
HOT ass!! but i'm in too bigger buts(the bigger the better):D
Re: white woman want asian guy!!! –
Asian men age much better. An older Asian man still has hair and good skin tone. He is still light on his feet and can bump & grind well into his golden years, none of that erectile dysfunction bs cause he's HARD AS A ROCK. I love me a good Asian man.
Lawd that girl is a hot mess!
why is she famous? no really, i'm asking.
I seen her @ the San Diego Zoo with a UFC guy back in August.. She was in line right in front of me, close enough for my godson to pinch her ass & make her scream.. They were there with his daughter Im assuming because the child didnt look like her.
lol Anyhoo, she was wearing these little & I mean little shorts with this small top. C'mon, didnt she realize that she was on a family outing not on a date with a beefy guy? She looked like a whore! But hey, thats just my opinion… Hope you like this story Perez!
I would sooooo do her and I am a straight chic! LMAO
Oh GEE! who hasen't seen that skank
i tot its a guy!! nyc legs its lyk u know gay legs
She's a bitch. She totally snobbed me when I recognized her a few years ago. She waltzed in the store I used to work at and I asked her if she was Bai Ling and she just said "mm hmm" and turn around walked away. PUH-Leeze bitch… you should feel lucky someone recognized your ugly butt.