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How Sad!

Filed under: Jessica Simpson > Film Flickers

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Jessica Simpson's new movie, Blonde Ambition, which was just released on DVD after only being shown in a few Texas theaters, is ALREADY on sale.

There is a $3 off coupon to buy the film in the new issue of Us Weekly.

Guess the film really is that bad.

158 comments to “How Sad!”

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  1. luvjess says – reply to this


    101

    loved the movie. funny & a fun girls night out movie! Love Jessica!

  2. luvjess says – reply to this


    102

    loved the movie. funny & a fun girls night out movie! Love Jessica!

  3. luvjess says – reply to this


    103

    loved the movie. funny & a fun girls night out movie! Love Jessica!

  4. Christina says – reply to this


    104

    the film wasnt that bad…it was cute

  5. Jucimar says – reply to this


    105

    kill Jessica please ³³³³

    I hated her so much ¬¬

  6. Jucimar says – reply to this


    106

    kill Jessica please ³³³³

    I hate her so much ¬¬

  7. caitlin says – reply to this


    107

    luke wilson, you're better than that!

  8. nacholibre says – reply to this


    108

    if it were free…..i would pass
    garbage in…..garbage out.

  9. Karla says – reply to this


    109

    I saw the movie online (for free) and it SUCKED!!!!!!!
    Very bad editing, thru out the movie she wore bright red lipstick and then all of the sudden in so scenes for example she would be sitting down (with red lips) and the she would get up to open the door and she was wearing light pink lipstick!!! That happen a lot through out the move!!! BAD BAD BAD, script sucked, everything thing just sucked!!

  10. jett says – reply to this


    110

    ugh, when will she go away. So annoying talentness hack

  11. juls says – reply to this


    111

    this poster just screams,"anally rape me"!

  12. me says – reply to this


    112

    A bunch of us rented it last night just to see if it really was that bad….

    O….my…..god…….

    Someone needs to tell her blonde hair and big boobs does not equal a good actress!

  13. Nice says – reply to this


    113

    Im so glad that her really bad movies are going straight to vid.. She is batshit crazy and Karma is a mother fucker. Im glad she cant catch a break she dosnt deserve ONE.. Im glad NICK is laughing all the way to the bank and it goes to show he didnt need her for a damn thing..She is a mess.

  14. WHY says – reply to this


    114

    Re: PIG – HEY WHY should he lay off her.. She is the one putting her crazy shit self out there for all to make fun of. Lets call it what it is.. She is her fathers hooker.. She cant act and SOMEONE needs to have the balls to tell her that.. And GOD help us all when her country CD comes out.. GOD HELP US ALL. POOR DOLLY and REBA

  15. Dav says – reply to this


    115

    Lame ass bitch! wish she will go away. This movie sucked big time. If you lie and say the movie is good people go see it, they will find out the movie is really bad so for your own good you should not lie about it.

  16. Claudia says – reply to this


    116

    It really wasn't that bad…

  17. Grace says – reply to this


    117

    I don't under stand why her dad would have anything to do with that picture going on the cover or why he made the comments about her breast. I think Jessica's relationship with her dad is very strange.
    I have a dad and no way would I want that relationship to have any sexual connotation at all-hell no-no way. So what the hell is wrong with Jessica.

  18. Tex says – reply to this


    118

    They will pay someone to fake the album up to sound as good as posible.
    And they expect the people in Texas to welcome this cuntry album?

  19. nono says – reply to this


    119

    retarded.

  20. IHateBritney says – reply to this


    120

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    Jessica should just get into porn and be done with it already.
    .
    That's all she's good for anyway. Porn.
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    And I'm not talking your run-of-the-mill porn either. I wanna see her beaten and covered in scat and bukakke.
    .
    ……………..and so do you.

  21. LMAOOOOOOOO says – reply to this


    121

    Re: blablabla – LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. me says – reply to this


    122

    I saw the movie online, I had to turn it off after about 20 minutes. It really was horrible.

  23. AIsha says – reply to this


    123

    I saw the movie…thought it was ok. Not nearly as bad as I had expected.

  24. Marybeth says – reply to this


    124

    I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER. SHE KIND OF SMART, PRETTY AND MAINLY SUCCESSFULL. I JUST WISH SHE COULD GET SOMETHING GOOD GOING FOR HER! I WILL SUPPORT HER, AND GIVE HER A CHANCE. SINCE IT DID SO BAD I MIGHT GO BUY THE MOVIE

  25. Ally says – reply to this


    125

    Not that bad..i'd give it 6/10
    The movie is too common and predictable but it is not bad.

  26. Tommy Lee says – reply to this


    126

    what's up with the sluts. Jess is a Pamela wanna be … ewwwwww

  27. joe says – reply to this


    127

    hey isnt that new movie your coming out with going str8 to vid!!!!!!!

    ironic right i bet urs sucks too!!!

  28. penny says – reply to this


    128

    Jessica's great & has a wonderful sense of style. Love her clothing shoe & habdbag lines. Her swimsuits are hot too! Blonde Ambition was pretty good. Not half as bad as people on this site say it was. Atleast she tried. Give the girl some credit. Smarter then u think she is for sure…

  29. penny says – reply to this


    129

    Jessica's great & has a wonderful sense of style. Love her clothing shoe & habdbag lines. Her swimsuits are hot too! Blonde Ambition was pretty good. Not half as bad as people on this site say it was. Atleast she tried. Give the girl some credit. Smarter then u think she is for sure…

  30. TONY says – reply to this


    130

    BOUGHT THE MOVIE CAUSE I LUV JESS!!!!!!

  31. jen says – reply to this


    131

    Jessica is a gorgeous girl with so much going for her. She has a terrific voice.

  32. www.healzoo.com says – reply to this


    132

    Just smile and look pretty….

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  33. alex says – reply to this


    133

    the movie went straight to dvd because simpson cannot act and the entire movie is really, really bad.

  34. Lacey says – reply to this


    134

    Jessica Simpson can sing, but she CANNOT act to save herself. The critics raved on about Dukes Of hazard but she practically had no lines in the movie, she was there just to show off her body. She needs to drop the acting and concerntrate on singing.

  35. Fay says – reply to this


    135

    COme some one tell me the link to how to watch it online… please

  36. Silv says – reply to this


    136

    What was luke wilson thinking?!

  37. russland says – reply to this


    137

    This movie is shown in all theatres in Russia. It could make a good box office.

  38. Sherri says – reply to this


    138

    THANK YOU! I thought the same thing when I saw the $3 coupon in my Us Weekly! :-D

  39. JDUB says – reply to this


    139

    Hey fat-ass, Don't hate her just because she gets hotter guys than you! Maybe you could be nice to her, and she could give you tips on how to give a good blow-job or lube that cornhole just like the boys like it!

  40. Sally says – reply to this


    140

    Good god she is awful. I wish someone would chain her to a radiator in Grozny.

  41. miz tee says – reply to this


    141

    Poor thing. I used to think Jessica Simpson was one of the hottest sluts out there! (of course, this was about 6 years ago, when I was just hittin' 12) hahah but still, age isnt doing her well. For some reason she doesnt have that "sexiness" within her nemore, she always looks like she's 30, wearing unnatural makeup and having hairstyles that are just unflattering and NOT youthful. She should stop acting, go back to pop-singing, you're better at that homegirl!!

  42. Ash says – reply to this


    142

    If you have to pose in your underwear on the cover of your DVD in order to boost sales by "attracting wandering eyes" then you know its a piece of shit. She said in interviews a LONG time ago, that she wanted to be like Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts doesn't pose in her undies to boost sales.

  43. gGirlNYC says – reply to this


    143

    Who knew a movie with Luke Wilson could be such a disaster? I wonder what REALLY went wrong here. I almost want to see it because if its really THAT bad…it must be pretty fun to watch. But I just can't stand jessica simpson..ugh

  44. brittany says – reply to this


    144

    what's it about??

  45. DARRELL says – reply to this


    145

    It is time for Jessica to dump daddy dearest as her manager/producer and hook- up with a professional management team in L.A. and revamp her image and career before she becomes a has been. Nick is probably somewhere laughing his butt off!

  46. K says – reply to this


    146

    OK:
    1) It's Jessica Simpson, and really, why does she even try?
    2) Luke Wilson is great! Why in the hell would he want to ruin himself associating, least of all, ACTING with this tramp?! Someone needs to have a sitdown with this man.
    3) Jess, just do us all a favor, and disappear.

    …oh, and judging by the cover of the movie (which, naked is the only thing she can really sell. You don't have to have talent to look good naked) is the movie a soft porn? What's this 'ambition' of hers really about??

  47. Alotta Fachina says – reply to this


    147

    Omg I'm probably going to rent this and make fun of how horrible the acting is.

  48. Alotta Fachina says – reply to this


    148

    Re: easy dumg white girls SO PREDICTABLE

    Fuck you motherfucker, gdiaf.

  49. mike says – reply to this


    149

    Um, DUH PEREZ! most movies have that. its called MARKETING! They want you to buy their cd;s. Just like big artists cd's are 9.99 when they come out so they can have big first week sales. U spout shit off and spin stuff to make it look bad, when really its normal. That said, the movie does look shitty, regardless

  50. FrankiejrCA says – reply to this


    150

    I watched it from begining to end end I had to get high right after it to make the pain go away it was that awful!

  51. Britkid says – reply to this


    151

    This film looks like a rip off of LEGALLY BLONDE! a crap rip off, its even got luke wilson in, who everyone knooows was in LB 1&2,

    jessica simpson you are hot but please get a new carers advisor

  52. ummm k says – reply to this


    152

    i didnt find the movie to be that bad, i think it was creative, and she looked hot, and luke wilson is definetly hot! willie nelson is hilarious!! haha

  53. Kellieann says – reply to this


    153

    I'm sure it's deplorable.

  54. Pablo Wafflestein says – reply to this


    154

    It looks like they MIGHT have spent $3 on that movie poster. Jee-zuz, it looks like the back cover of a porn DVD, including the movie title, just change the 'actors' names to 'Luke Wadd' and, well, leave hers the same?

  55. frankie says – reply to this


    155

    She's beautiful,rich and not a pig!!! Leave her alone LOVE YA JESS XO

  56. kg says – reply to this


    156

    the first thing is childish and gay…….. j s is a huge contributor to the demise of american entertainment……….

  57. lizzi says – reply to this


    157

    I liked the movie- it was cute. And I'm harsh on ppl

  58. star says – reply to this


    158

    The movie was actually really cute. Like Jennifer said, she's not an Oscar winner so give her a break. She didn't act nearly as horrible as everyone has said. The cover for the dvd is not the one shown here either. If you like Jessica watch it, if not, don't……..

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