Welcome to PerezHilton.com
Welcome to PerezHilton.com - Hollywood's Most-Hated Web Site!
Celebrity Scoop Goes Here
E-mail Perez@PerezHilton.com

Report technical problems.
Perez Posse signup FAQ

Contact us to advertise on PerezHilton.com



Wear it, share it, give it, get it! Represent!

Jump to your favorite celebrity

Articles by date

If We Mated…

Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > David Beckham

story-and-david-beckham.jpg

This is what the lovechild with Perez and David Beckham would look like!!!!

506 comments to “If We Mated…”

More comments: « 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 »

  1. 007pod says – reply to this


    101

    Looks no different…?

  2. Lori says – reply to this


    102

    So cute Perez!

  3. carriebeth says – reply to this


    103

    hawt.

  4. michelle says – reply to this


    104

    ooh him so sexy
    actually really he is good looking

  5. michelle says – reply to this


    105

    ooh him so sexy
    actually really he is good looking

  6. Mix 'N Match says – reply to this


    106

    Uhmmm, men can't mate with other men, Perez. Yet.
    ANYONE who 'mated' with David Beckham would probably improve the physical genetic lot of their offspring. He's a good looking guy. Actually, though, Perez's eyes are much more expressive. That's why Beckham here actually looks like he's alive with a personality in this pic, rather than the usual gaurded, flat, and semi-dead. (the onslaught of parenthood can do that to you…)

  7. chuck says – reply to this


    107

    fag

  8. lise says – reply to this


    108

    hot!!!!!!!

  9. carriebeth says – reply to this


    109

    please see that this is done. Thank you. let me know if you need any help or have questions.

  10. seconddd says – reply to this


    110

    haha cute

  11. Ashley says – reply to this


    111

    Doubtful.

  12. Jessica says – reply to this


    112

    Fifth!

  13. Jessica says – reply to this


    113

    Fifth!

  14. Jessica says – reply to this


    114

    Fifth!

  15. Ashley says – reply to this


    115

    Hot!!!

  16. a says – reply to this


    116

    haa
    he is kindaaa hot
    withoutt tha
    hairbaall in the head

  17. stealth87 says – reply to this


    117

    except fatter and with wonky teeth. ;]

  18. Connie says – reply to this


    118

    I just see Beckham, no Perez resemblance…

  19. perez is a hack says – reply to this


    119

    I'm Sorry PEREZ but anything that has half of your DNA will be UGLY AS SIN.

  20. omg says – reply to this


    120

    keep dreaming perez keep dreaming

  21. cristi says – reply to this


    121

    hahaha yeah right.

  22. rachel says – reply to this


    122

    2nd

  23. chickowww says – reply to this


    123

    pretty hawt!

  24. peabody says – reply to this


    124

    hot, perezzy!

  25. Glow says – reply to this


    125

    Really???

  26. Laura says – reply to this


    126

    I'd do him.

  27. Diana says – reply to this


    127

    terrible…hehe.. but yea almost same

  28. heyyyyyy says – reply to this


    128

    first!!!!

  29. f says – reply to this


    129

    get your own fuckin material…that's from Conan O Brien…i normally like what you do, but that's a cheap rip off of someone else's bit

  30. h says – reply to this


    130

    this is weird..
    and looks nothing like you lol

  31. BLAHBLAH says – reply to this


    131

    Except it would be fat sweaty.

  32. kdawg says – reply to this


    132

    gross. there should be no mating between you too. aim lower. like clay aiken lower.

  33. kdawg says – reply to this


    133

    gross. there should be no mating between you two. aim lower. like clay aiken lower.

  34. Hila says – reply to this


    134

    in other words.. perez his hair and the rest is beckham

  35. You're not first, dumb ass says – reply to this


    135

    very nice……go ahead.

  36. cock says – reply to this


    136

    would he be gay or straight??

  37. Olives says – reply to this


    137

    Posh is gonna be pizzed!!!

  38. risa says – reply to this


    138

    hahaha he looks the same

  39. sweet-toya says – reply to this


    139

    i love

    am in 2nd?

  40. me says – reply to this


    140

    FIRST BITCH

  41. AnnaDraconida says – reply to this


    141

    *barf*

  42. natalie says – reply to this


    142

    hes actulyy really cute

  43. babsy says – reply to this


    143

    Hotness

  44. kla says – reply to this


    144

    omg this is hilarious

    you guys make beuatiful babyies
    congrats

  45. rayrayy says – reply to this


    145

    um ew,
    so i knw perez was preggers.

  46. Just say no to poop children! says – reply to this


    146

    So fucking foul, his dick shall never touch upon your poop hole!

  47. kla says – reply to this


    147

    omg this is hilarious

    you guys make beuatiful babies
    congrats

  48. frank says – reply to this


    148

    ha, I doubt it

  49. T says – reply to this


    149

    david beckham is a god

  50. Jordan says – reply to this


    150

    HOTT!

  51. har says – reply to this


    151

    you wish, pig boy.

  52. 123 says – reply to this


    152

    thank god it looks more like david.

  53. Jasmine from London says – reply to this


    153

    Thats funny.

  54. LILY says – reply to this


    154

    FIRST…CUTE

  55. JEAN says – reply to this


    155

    better than posh

  56. ange says – reply to this


    156

    That was clearly a picture you used of you back in your skinny days, long, long ago……………….

  57. estonienne says – reply to this


    157

    too bad it never works out like that. it's like who trusted the nature with picking the genes?

  58. yo says – reply to this


    158

    not bad. cute

  59. nicole says – reply to this


    159

    Looks like it got a little more of Becks than Perez.

  60. vince says – reply to this


    160

    lol you wish

  61. marisa says – reply to this


    161

    oh honey.
    i'm sorry.

  62. lalacurl says – reply to this


    162

    I see he didnt take after you , Perez! sorry!

  63. tay says – reply to this


    163

    hahah yeuhh
    go perez
    tap that.

  64. megan says – reply to this


    164

    don`t flatter yourself

  65. lalacurl says – reply to this


    165

    I see he didnt take after you , Perez! sorry!

  66. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


    166

    You know Perez, there's a reason why men can't mate with each other. Do you know why?

  67. Carol says – reply to this


    167

    lol you're crazy lol

  68. YouWish says – reply to this


    168

    You wish! Your fug genes would have to be obliterated for the kid to have a fighting chance. And you vag would have to be Lysoled first…

  69. Angelina says – reply to this


    169

    90% beckham 10% Perez hahaha

  70. lsdkf says – reply to this


    170

    UGMO

  71. peter says – reply to this


    171

    HOT!!!! NOTTTTTTTTTTT

  72. second? says – reply to this


    172

    this is just david beckham with an elongated chin! what a pile of crap Perez!

  73. grace says – reply to this


    173

    lol were can u do this

  74. rrreba says – reply to this


    174

    I think I just threw up in my mouth.

  75. tay says – reply to this


    175

    that's hot

  76. har says – reply to this


    176

    you wish, pig boy

  77. Ricardo says – reply to this


    177

    ++++
    ESTUPIDA
    ESTUPIDA
    ESTUPIDA

  78. Erika says – reply to this


    178

    Lets hope that we are never able to have two men conceive a child.

  79. Miss M says – reply to this


    179

    Ewww….creepy!

  80. Miss M says – reply to this


    180

    Ewww….creepy!

  81. yummy says – reply to this


    181

    I wanna suck posh's juices off his cock

  82. nicolr richie sex tape says – reply to this


    182

    only fatter

  83. Shannon says – reply to this


    183

    Someone's got a little too much time on their hands, eh Perez? Isn't there anything more productive to do in Utah???

    Hah, jk.
    Quite entertaining.

  84. fagit says – reply to this


    184

    who talks aBOUT MATING WITH ANOTHER DUDE!

  85. ariel says – reply to this


    185

    whats with the weird hair? sorry perez but thats way more beckham

  86. Madonna says – reply to this


    186

    Not hot

  87. lg070707 says – reply to this


    187

    Perez, I'll make you a deal. You can have him Mon, Wed, and Fri. This straight woman gets him Tues, Thurs, and Sat. Sunday of course is a day of rest. We might just be able to pull it off if Posh gets swept away by those crazy scientologists.

  88. me says – reply to this


    188

    is that not just david with a smudge on his forhead and evil eyes???
    love you Perez but your not fooling anybody!

  89. RobinHood says – reply to this


    189

    As if you ugly twat

  90. W says – reply to this


    190

    EWWWWWW GROSS!

    NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN!

    YOU ALMOST RUINED BECKS FOR ME FOREVER!

  91. Doctor Phil says – reply to this


    191

    Deluded much? I can help y'all with that, in a Get Real seminar… leave your little fantasy life at the door!

  92. abby says – reply to this


    192

    I see it!

  93. katie says – reply to this


    193

    in your dreams, perez.. Yeah right..

  94. kim says – reply to this


    194

    Not bad, Per!!

  95. I want to ride it says – reply to this


    195

    His dick looks so big and beautiful in those ads he did

  96. nik says – reply to this


    196

    perez…wtf?

  97. kim says – reply to this


    197

    EWWWWWWW - now I have to picture that!

  98. its britney bitch says – reply to this


    198

    Firt bitches!!!!!!! Omg how Zexy

  99. cranberry splash says – reply to this


    199

    a) in your dreams, hun. b) in mine too, because hes cute. say hello to your new daughter in law!

  100. me says – reply to this


    200

    EEW, SICK, GROSS!
    It looks more like David except with a combover

More comments: « 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 »