If We Mated…
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > David Beckham
This is what the lovechild with Perez and David Beckham would look like!!!!
Posted: January 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm
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If We Mated…Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > David Beckham
This is what the lovechild with Perez and David Beckham would look like!!!! Posted: January 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm
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You Wish.
minus the quadra chin! Lovea ya Fatty!
where's the double chin?
you actually made this guy look ugly congrats!
love ya man…….
but thats kinda shiteous
———————————————–OK FIRST OF ALL WTF! You have nothing better to do then see how your "love child" with david beckham would look like! THATS FUCKINGG SICK. Second of all unfortunately for you, you have no women sex organs SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! yu cant get pregannt bastard…and thank God for that.————————————————-
fit child!:P
er, no it wouldn't where are you supposed to be? david's face would be lost amongst the flab
Re: Perez is a SLOB!!! – WOW you are a truly sick person. who says shit like that?! Perez may talk shit and annoy people sometimes but he NEVER tells people to die of AIDS or talks about them getting beaten to death. You are a sick fuck. If you don't like his blog, don't fucking read it!!! Clearly, YOU exist only through trashing others.
Holy moly. There has to be some way for two men to make babies cuz you're child would be HAWT!
he kinda looks the same…
yay! you should def procreate.
dayuuum!
id tap that
It looks like David but blurry? Is this supposed to be what your child would like after like five drinks? I love you Perez!
Perez is one sick fuck. Obsess much?
it looks like tom cruise!!!!!!
it looks like tom cruise!!!!!!
it looks like tom cruise!!!!!!
it looks like tom cruise!!!!!!
it looks like tom cruise!!!!!!
becks is good looking no doubt….but not sure he is good ENOUGH looking to even your ugly ass out all that much Perez! ha! You might want to tone down this kid because I'm afraid you might be a bit optimistic here buddy! ha!
Looks like a skinny Dan Renzi from the Real World/Road rules challenge. Check out his blog at How was your day, Dan?
haha…u WISH, perez, but actually pretty hot…
i'd hit that
Very handsome!
he looks like paul walker! haha hottie
its been said, but yeah, you're being way too generous there. needs to be fatter.
Looks more like him than you.
i'd do her
Re: Perez is a SLOB!!! –
Oh my god you evil little shit.
If you hate Perez so much why are you reading his site??
OMG PEREZ CAN USE MORPH THING.
This is not news.
considering your not good looking, the mutant looks cute!must be davids stupid level of hotness thats covered your not so hotness up!!!
ewww thats nast kinda attractive though lol ur crazy perez
it`s DEXTER
good looking! too bad it's impossible for you to mate with each other….
First Of All Pig Boy, No One In Thier Right Mind Would Touch You Without Being Drugged Up Out Of Thier Mind! (Like What You Did To That Other Poor Boy Awhile Back!) Second Of All, If, For The Sake Of Conversation, Had A Child With Him… You Forgot To Add The Pounds On! Aswell As Your Horrible Teeth. Poor Perez. Ugly Outside Only Shadows The Ugly Within For You… Sorry Charlie. LOL!
needs more chins.
freaking hilarious
Be real. See what your baby would look like with someone you could actually get. Maybe Dan Akroyd………maybe. YOU fantasizing about DB is just outrageous.
Re: PEREZ IS A WANABE WOMEN – BITCH………….SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF ANYONE IS SICK IT'S YOUR STUPID ASS. NO ONE HERE AGREES WITH YOUR DUMBASS. PEREZ IS AT SUNDANCE WITH ALL THE CLEBS WHILE YOU READ HIS BLOG AND HATE LIKE THE FUGLY LONELY BITCH YOU ARE.
[RE:MIX N MATCH]ACTUALLY NO BECAUSE HIS KIDS WITH VICTORIA ARE NOT CUTE AT ALL. THEY'RE FUGLY BECAUSE OF HER, THEY TOOK AFTER HER DARK UGLY LOOKS.
You forgot to add 3000 pounds, you fat fuck!
Re: PEREZ IS A WANABE WOMEN – BITCH………….SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF ANYONE IS SICK IT'S YOUR STUPID ASS. NO ONE HERE AGREES WITH YOUR DUMBASS. PEREZ IS AT SUNDANCE WITH ALL THE CLEBS WHILE YOU READ HIS BLOG AND HATE LIKE THE FUGLY LONELY BITCH YOU ARE.
[RE:MIX N MATCH]ACTUALLY NO BECAUSE HIS KIDS WITH VICTORIA ARE NOT CUTE AT ALL. THEY'RE FUGLY BECAUSE OF HER, THEY TOOK AFTER HER DARK UGLY LOOKS.
seems to have taken generously after his father..(which would be beckham of course)
In your dreams, fatso! David is wayyyyyyyy out of your league.
you idiot. Dream on, beckham's too good for you!
first of all frankenfag, your face is MUCH MUCH FATTER and 100 times as fuglier..please
first of all frankenfag, your face is MUCH MUCH FATTER and 100 times as fuglier..please
this is what happens when you take it up the butt. disfuckinggusting.
yeah a FREAK MIDGET with 12 FINGERS(left&right) and has a HUGE ANUS. a deformed FREAK METH BABY. BAAAAAAAAAAD KAAAARMA.
Urban livin, you are so fuckin dumb. who says pig boy? You know your teeth are fuckin jacked up and your face and body is busted. Suck perez's cock pile of shit.
LMAO. OH MAN PEREZ I LOVE YOU.
KILL THAT BABY……..BURN….BURN…..DIE….KILL…..
BET YOU WANK YOUR DICK TO THAT PIX OF BECKHAM AGAIN, HUH….WER'E YOU UNDER THE INFLUENCED OF METH…..AGAIN? GIVE US A FAVOR PLS. SHOOT YOUR HEAD WITH SHOOTGUN. THANK YOU!!!!
Oddly enough, that's a pretty hot man right there. I'd do him. =P
NO honey, this is more David mating with David.
JAJAJA Perezlicious Saludos
from Playa del Carmen, QRoo. México
why isnt he fat?
yea in your wildest, sucka.
only in your wildest dreams, Perez.
fucking gross
Re: lou – hahah definitely VERY generous.
good looking fella!
his face would be much fatter and more pale and icky!
who'd be "The Mom" ???
Perez, do yourself a little favour and lose a few pounds. Your social life would really improve. You have a good personality but everyone wants a thin partner. Just do it!
i see perez has no clue how humans procreate… there has to be a penis and a vagina (although perez probly thinks he has a vag)
Re: JANE – shootgun? haha another dumbass perez hater who didnt make it past the 5th grade because of her trailer park upbringing? damn that's sad. Too bad you won't be voting next year because you don't shit about shit. dumb bitch,die
i'm not getting it. it looks like david beckham with some weird shadows. i don't see any sign of perez hilton.
This is Perezious!!!! LOL. Omg, I think I pee'd my pants! Posh is gonna be pissed!
PS. Perez is just joking, he knows two men CANT make babies, everyone just calm down now!
YOU KNOW WHAT…….TOM CRUIZE IS PERFECT FOR YOU………ISN'T IT YOUR DREAM TO BOTH OF YOU HAVE A HOTDOG EATING CONTEST AT THE SAME TIME. WHO SWALLOW BETTER……….OH NEVERMIND WERE NOT INTERESTED. DISGUSTING HOMOS.
Re: you know it –
LOL! Actually I have perfect teeth, (Could probably go to the dentist a bit more though. That never hurts) And the sad thing is, Is that I've known this Fag since I we were kids. LIKE I said… Ugly Outside Only Shadows the ugly inside. TRUST & BELIEVE! Dont get your panties in a bunch CRazy!
P.s. I Do Suck Dick… i Would Touch his if you gave me the WORLD! Like I said… He needs to Drug people for that…. Or has he forgotten about his past! I feel sorry for both of them. GRRRRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSS!
Re: you know it – ANY YOU ARE STILL IN WHAT? 1ST GRADE MY SYMPATHY TO METH BABIES!!!!
OMG! LOL! TOO WIERD
Hopefully he doesn't get the fat gene
awww…
he looks just like westley from The Princess Bride.
awwww…..
I love you Perez…
YOU WISH! ha ha
Romain de france Not so pretty sweetie I wouldn't going out with him^^But I love your blog I read it severals times a day sorry fore my english
You'd give birth to Scott Baristow?
work on your photoshop skills
Ok this is just disturbing. If I were David Beckham I'd probably get a restraining order against you.
sorry perez, beckham is way too hot to have a love child that would turn out that pretty with you. no child of yours will ever look this good, no matter who it is with.
Perez, stop lusting after straight guys and go find some fat queen like yourself to lust after. You'll have to pay a hot gay boy to be with you.
sorry perez, beckham is way too hot to have a love child that would turn out as attractive as that weird thing. no child of yours will ever look this good, no matter who it is with.
wow, your child would actually be pretty good looking
Re: JANE – nope you still sound like a dumb trailer hoe which you are. Time to go chase your barefooted kids and try to find their uncle/father to help feed them. lol
The pic looks like Bradley Cooper! Beckham's way hot and you have the bluest eyes eva!!!!
The pic looks like Bradley Cooper! Beckham's way hot and you have the bluest eyes eva!!!!
That just looks like David Beckham…where's the P in this pic?
YOU WISH you repulsive fat slob,,,,Its Beckhams superstrong aura that can over rule your weak femme blubber,,,, pushing all gay fatness that is you,,, out of the way. Boy you really like to flatter yourself,,,,give me a fucking break
DREAM ON LOSER
THERE IS NO WAY THAT BECKHAM WOULD EVEN PAY FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
ONLY THING HE'LL DO IS THROUGH GLOB OF SHIT AND WET CABBAGE AT YOUR FACE
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha I love it.
so true! hillarious..
LOL! At URBAN LIVIN'! Thats so funny, because I think I know what your talking about! The "Drugged" guy was a friend of mine. He claims he was drugged, but he always gets shit faced. He must of been that night to go home with Perez. Thats a story he told the wrong people. Gay guys never keep secrets! We make fun of him to this day! "Chris is the first and last guy to ever touch perez's dirrrrrrrty parts!" If you messed with Perez…. KEEP THAT SHIT QUIET! LOL!
p.s. Urban Livin I think I might know you. That would be hilarious. Where do you party?
Better yet… Who's in your "Queen Team"? LOL! (Queen Team is a hint… if you're who I think you are.)
You are too ugly… wont be a love child would be a MONSTER child.
LOLOLOLOL.
it looks like angel parker (the boy band guy that got his own reality show)
NOT!
sorry perez but your kid wouldnt look that good.
LOL! At URBAN LIVIN'! Thats so funny, because I think I know what your talking about! The "Drugged" guy was a friend of mine. He claims he was drugged, but he always gets shit faced. He must of been that night to go home with Perez. Thats a story he told the wrong people. Gay guys never keep secrets! We make fun of him to this day! "Chris is the first and last guy to ever touch perez's dirrrrrrrty parts!" If you messed with Perez…. KEEP THAT SHIT QUIET! LOL!
p.s. Urban Livin I think I might know you. That would be hilarious. Where do you party?
Better yet… Who's in your "Queen Team"? LOL! (Queen Team is a hint… if you're who I think you are.)
ummmmm…..question….Who would carry the child? You or Beckham?