If We Mated…
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > David Beckham
This is what the lovechild with Perez and David Beckham would look like!!!!
Posted: January 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm
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If We Mated…Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > David Beckham
This is what the lovechild with Perez and David Beckham would look like!!!! Posted: January 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm
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Looks like a blurry photo of David Beckham, possibly slightly mixed with Matt Dillon. Keep dreaming Perez-o! And why does the forehead look like said PhotoShop individual just hit up the local cathedral for Ash Wednesday? Britney's crotch is more visually stimulating.
BBAAAAA
You need to add 50 pounds to that face and give it a few double chins to look like you had anything to do with it Perez!
not so so bad
Hell yeah, this was accomplished through the website that I referred him to!!! Wow, I think I'm pretty cool now.
Perez lose about 50-60 lbs you would be kind of a hottie.
he still looks like a fruitloop
shit… people are mean! I actually think that it's quit decent looking.. seriously!
Don't Flatter Youself!
Don't Flatter Youself!
Don't Flatter Youself!
its a good job that your child looks like daddy. hahahaha i kid obviously….
hahahahahayou are a fat ugly fat fuckhead perez… i wouldn't be surprised if you were still a virgin you fat fuck
Cute!
that's actually pretty sexy.
that's actually pretty sexy.
Sexy mofo
yeah right, not even david beckham can make your kid pretty
This blog post should have been placed under If You Are Easily Offended.
so hot!
P, you just got hotter!!!!!
Not bad babymaking Perez! =D
you fucking wish you fat ass
AT LEAST IT LOOKS BETTER THAN THE ODD LOOKING LITTLE FUCKERS THAT PIG FACE POSH HAS HAD CUT OUT OF HER UGLY WOMB
HOTTIE!
HOTTIE!
HOTTIE!
don't flatter yourself too much
Err…. Like .05% Perez, the rest Becks. I'd fist yer with a double dong!
YOU FORGOT TO ADD ALL THE LARD HE'S GONNA INHERIT FROM YOU PEREZ
wow. that is actually totally hot.
Well, you mating with Becks would mean that the poor guy would be dead of AIDS twice before the poor kid is even born.
HIVton, you're a waste of fatty acid, and yeah, may AIDS do its job with you.
HA! That's awesome.
Bit of Price Charles in the hair there…. That makes you look very handsome? Perez…my ratio is starting to change…lol
Aw, hell..I would sooo sit on your face(s)!!!
why would u do that to the gorgeous David Beckham. I love you perez but why would you do that to the love of my life.
Where are the little white dots coming out of the mouth?
:)….
LOL, I'm not gonna even lie, that love child is pretty hot.
Why would he even put it in your asshole when he has Victoria's? More than likely, her's is hairless and smells better.
THERE IS NOTHING GROSS ABOUT IT… I THINK ITS HOTT!!!!!
SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA Add about 800 lbs
yeah, um, no.
Uh-Oh. If you stare at the eyes, it actually kinda looks like Tom Cruise…!!!
yeah u wish, all it need is a pig nose and a fat face and it will truly be a beckham/'perez love child!
Re: Anne – Re: Chelsea – The votes are in : Looks way too much like Tom Cruise.
That it looks so much more like David Beckham, but also looks so much like Tom Cruise—hhmm…has got me thinking. Maybe the Narcissism that IS Tom Cruise is what has Tom cruising & skeazing after David Beckham. A big recruit for the Crazies at the Scientologies.
you fucking WISH. if you mated? that's just a picture of david beckham except for your pink bangs reticently peeking thru on the forehead! at least that baby of yours takes after him. you should name her/him "sorrymydadissomajorlyfaggy". really rolls off the tongue.
looks like gary barlow. HAHAHA
you are too big of a loser to ever hit that
ay virgen……You are too much.
It's hot because it looks NOTHING like Perez.
i think i just vomited in my mouth a little…becks is way to hot to defame his picture with you
you wish! haha hahaa no offense but perez you are one fugly muther fukkkker!
you're assuming the kid doesn't inherit your giant moon face
Dream on ugly
Oh god Mario, you flatter yourself. First of all you would have to get him to sleep with your ugly fat ass. Second of all, anything you breed would end up looking like the bottom of a someones shoe that has just stepped in shit. You are a disguisting, vile, poor excuse for a human being.
Perez + Beckham = Tom Cruise??
oh for god's sake! u are disssssssgusting for eeeeven thinking this! aaaaak barf!! wtf?
IT'S TOM CRUISE!!! O.M.G. I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!
Congratulations! You've made Ethan Hawke. . . minus the good looks.
it kind of just looks like a younger david beckham. has anyone noticed, despite his hotness, he looks way old for his age?
I can't think of a better looking man! Talk about a YUMMY YUMMY SCREW!
I think i just popped a boner.
wishful thinking. your love child would still be a lot fatter
Jesus take the wheel! Your child would not look like this. This is a picture of David Beckham with a bad haircut. Your child would look like one of those ugly fat children on Maury who cannot stop eating. You're ugly therefore your child will be ugly. Stop hitting that pipe with Britney. However, keep dreaming!
this son looks better than his father…
I hope it happens, perez. I'll knit some baby booties.
Beckham is a big fag, too. I think he and Tom Cruise are a couple.
I saw an interview where someone asked Beckham what his new friend Tom Cruise was really like, and the twit said "He's a very romantic man."
HELLO and WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Victoria is just a beard. A very posh beard.
Oh please! That's 99.99% David and 0.01% Perez. I don't even see any Perez in that, just a 12 year old David. Keep dreaming.
Re: chuck – Wow, good cut-down, dude!! You must have stayed up ALL night coming up with that comment! How old are you anyway? About 12 is what I'm guessing..Have you seen the movie, "Idiocracy" by any chance? You should give it a look..Unfortunately, YOU are the future
You really are fucking delusional. At least Britney has an excuse. What's yours? LMAO
GET REAL………….In your dreams!
+ (plus) add 150 lbs. of rolly polly fat flabs, bad skin
and some gurlina "fem" bttm ho twink wanna-be DNA.
You WISH!
Perez, u have the hollywood fools. U may be semi famous but you are still over-weight and ugly. hahahahaha
still very handsome
Dayum Perez, you and David would make a gorgeous baby !
YOU WISH!!!
P.S. SO DO I LOL
yeah except you aren't a woman sweetie
Re: jane – Bitch quit starin' at yourself in the mirror! Breeder cunt!
AHAHHaaAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!
Perez, I think David would prefer me over you anyday.
R-
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lovelove
Yeah, right. Keep dreaming.
Re: FATFUCKSSUCK –
it's spelled "THROW".
how could anyone NOT KNOW how to spell that simple word ?
did you go to school in arkansas ?
not bad at all! just pick one hairstyle tho. either long or short.
soooo hot!!!!!!
OH PEREZ, YOU ARE SO FUNNY! ANY SPAWN FROM D.B. WOULD LOOK GOOD! EVEN VICTORIA BECKHAM'S!
yeah right .. their love child would be FAT
looks like ethan hawke but hotter
Don't make fun of Beckham! I hate you.
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whats with the comeover?
that maybe the most disgusting thing I've EVER seen!!!!!! David Beckham is way too good looking for this!!!!
but he likes it in the pink…not in the stink…so this would NEVER happen.
PS…love the TRUMP comb over…heehee..
Fuck you Perez! You've spoilted his pretty face!
Perez! Do you love David Beckham?
Oh, yes… you do. That's why you hate Posh
xoxo sweety ^_^
I know someone who look EXACTLY like that….actually…
I'd hit it.
OH PEREZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOO MY EYES!!!!
STOP DREAMING GUY
NICE TRY
You wish, Mario. You fat, disgusting fucking turd. You need to go away, forever.
hes too hot to be related to u perez