If We Mated…
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > David Beckham
This is what the lovechild with Perez and David Beckham would look like!!!!
Posted: January 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm
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If We Mated…Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > David Beckham
This is what the lovechild with Perez and David Beckham would look like!!!! Posted: January 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm
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HA! u wish…there is a hell of a lot more beckham in this
well then you know what to do
When you quit denying the pregnancy and the in-vitro takes at age 46, let us know which baby shop you've registered at so that all of your e-mails of the week can send gifts.
you wish it would look that good. in reality it would be a lot fatter and more desperate than even you. at least it would be a legal citizen not some wetback like you perez.
Looks a touch Ethan Hawkish w/Beckham…could've been worse!
EXCELLENT ! PARFAIT ! J'ADORE !
No way, Perez… the kid is going to look much more like you…. LOL
TOTALLY DO-ABLE!!!!!!!!!
Re: Jane Drink Your Own Douchewater ! – fuck you meth douchebag and don't forget to snort all that powder too…..fucking sciemos.
that is one sexy man =) I'd sitck it in his ass!
only if he would get mostly Beks genes…lol
i guess he didn't inherit your fat gene? looks a little 2 much like David than yourself my dear. sry u lose.
It looks like Tom Cruise!
I'm grossed out by the mere thought of you mating, Perez. I hope you die before we get to see any of yout offsprings. YUCK.
I'm grossed out by the mere thought of you mating, Perez. I hope you die before we get to see any of your offsprings. YUCK.
No, I think it would closer to a chimp.
First - Don't rip off Conan Obriens schtick!
Second - It's a horrible blend, a very crappy photo.
Third - You only wish a kid of your would lokk remotely like that.
umm…good bone structure
Perez looks like big.. im sorry.. not even a pig would mate with perez
Perez looks like big.. im sorry.. not even a pig would mate with perez
It looks like a blurry picture of beckham. I don't see perez in there.
Keep on wishing! You never know Perez it could happen!
Keep on wishing! You never know Perez it could happen!
Perez, You're Crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Child? "The wages of sin is dealth." Nothing illistrates this more than homosexual relations… it produces no life. Perez - I hate to be the one to break the bad news to you but there won't be true offspring from a homo relationship… sorry.
Yer a sick pup Perez
thats just a fat david beckham.
You should do that with more celebrities. Only next time, actually put some of yourself in the photo. J/K
You're a funny guy, but we can do without all the stupid, juvenile drawings on people's photos. The stars look dumb enough as they are.
pas mal.
that's hilarious, but why didn't you photoshop the hair better?
Uhh… fat chance. Unfortunately the kid would probably get more than .001% your looks, and less of David's.
except he´d have fat turkey tits, like you!
YUMS!!
love, love, love!! 
Just what David Beckham wants, a love child with a fat slob like you!
Your child would have a large birthmark on its forehead?
Re: Perez is a SLOB!!! –
oh my god…is that clay aiken writing that?
That's an awful lie… at least it would be 50 pounds heavier… all from Perez genes obviously.
super cute!!
HOTT
you are truly dilusional
yeah right, If you mated with Beckham the baby will come out looking like predator. Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.
this is what the lovechild OF perez….. GEEZ WHERES YOU GRAMMA HO
You fucking wish, P.
Please Perez … the baby is not FAT and SKANKY enough to look anything like U. And David Beckham would probably rather mate with a MULE. Keep dreaming!
wtf man u have alot of probs
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even IF beckham was gay….
he could get a MUCH MUCH sexier gay man then you
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you disgust me… you and your mullet
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Becks wouldn't even let you wash one of his cars, Mario.
your child is matt damon!!!!are you and david beckham the proud parents of that already very much alive man…shame on you for keeping it a secret!
your child is matt damon!!!!are you and david beckham the proud parents of that already very much alive man…shame on you for keeping it a secret!
looks like the guy from the OC who played Vulchuck…the one who killed Marissa!
only problem being its like 80% beckham
you will have very blurry children! that's terrifying.
Re: Perez is a SLOB!!! –
wow go get yourself a life
you probably live with your mom dontcha?
seriously, go get a fucking job and stop critiquing people who you wish you were.!
1) There's alot of David in that mix and very little of Perez
2) Do you have a womb Perez? I only ask because I absolutely know that David doesn't have one and if by some strange reason you too were to have sex, without one, a baby would look more like a glump of sperm as opposed to this - were you absent when this was covered in biology?? Bless your cotton socks……..
now THAT is sexy.
except your kid would be FATTER
such a beautiful young man.
gotta love those eyes
ohh!!!!!!!!!! Perez eyes add A LOT!!! hot hot hot!!!!
the other features are also quite in harmony. this is a nice "mix"
HOT!, not sure about the hair tho!??
It looks like freakin Tom Cruise- the Alien
but you're so ugly….? I dont get it…
David Beckham is more then just a hot guy, You can take a pic of one of the ugliest human beings (If i could ever call perez that) and morph it with his image and his hot still overpowers the ugly that is perez.
Holy shit… David Beckham is god!
why are there even any mean comments? I'd do him.
whatever u wish i think u put 2 much of david as the baby is just him with a bit of your ugly feachers.
BELLISIMO!!
You are so gay Perez- I hope he kicks your ass!
Re: you know it – …………….GOT METH?
lol its 99% beckham with 1% perez that the only reason make him look good
i believe you know what i mean
wow people are really cruel in this …….
The hair is off, the face is hot
Lolol.
I love you Perez.
You're THE shit!
No doubt.
= ]
WAT D FUCK…gross ass hell!!!!!
You stole someone's bit.
That is pretty lame.
yah right he would be way uglier.
Long time fan first time "poster". I have to say your love child kinda looks like the actor in Muriel's wedding, Daniel Lapaine.
Hahaha. I love that you did that. Don't listen to anyone on this site who puts you down! Look what you did with yourself! You're amazing and people who say horrible things on this site are hypocrites- if they really didn't like you- they would not have the interest to even visit this site. Although, I really don't think I need to reassure you of this, since you seem to have enough confidence to go around (another thing I think is great about you). I appreciate good humour and you sir, are hilarious.
Dream on hahaha, such a pity, you bash on people all the time here, people you dont like, its ok at times but most of the time you go overboard which is so cheap…. Your site is ok, but honey LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, have you seen yourself lately - Is that You Miss Piggy hehehe.
Ha! maybe if you added about 200lbs to this pic hahahaha you fat fuck!
Dunno what planet your from fucknut… but here two gay guys cant have kids… so unless by "mate" you mean melt together in a fantasy land…
stupid…boobish..
Re: Jenny – i agree power to the people!!
Who'd be the mommy?
HUCKABEE'S
SPAWN
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CHOOSE !!!
Perez you got a wonk eye.
Looks like a young Kevin Costner!
first you would have to grow a vagina (and some other woman junk).
and even if by some chance that happened, you'd then be a freak anyway…so you still wouldn't get him…so keep dreaming.
▶◀Beckham… Sorry, I couldn't protect you
EWWWWWWWWWW Perez that is just foul k! That was not called for!! Why would you want to gross us all out like that!! Don't do that agian! Thats Just not Right!
interesting. Actually the face looks nice, good luck with that baby honey !
interesting. Actually the face looks nice, good luck with that baby honey !
Ohmygod, it's Ron Howard
Love… like the god will ever love the scum!
how the fuck did you do this?!?!?!?!
i want the site please unless you did it yourself then tell me how you did it LOL
LOVE THE SITE!!!
HE LOOKS SEXY!! what is the matter with everyone saying it's fucking gross!!!!
Open your god-damn eyes and relies this is a sexy pic even if it is a joke you terds!!!
LMAO!!! Keep dreaming, fat boy…he's gorgeous, you're not. It'd be like him breeding with the Frankenberry Monster…no way that kid'll come out looking like that thanks to your fugly genes. I'm sure your family's just as hideous as you are.
Yeah, you wish your offspring would look that good. Good luck with that fat-ass.
WTF ? Lovechild with Beckham ?
Hello ? Two males can't reproduce !
You really think you're a female locked up in a man's body… don't you. To post this makes me believe you fantasize about having female organs and getting pregnant with celebrity's kids. Soooo GAY ! I just wonder how much time you spend in the day photoshopping your face with the other male celebrities imaging you were their bitch and having their kids.
Perez….
The terms Gay and Queer don't describe your sexual orientation… It describes the things you do.
YOU ARE SO QUEER !
So cute!!!! guys you should try it if you dont get it at first, keep trying, it's worth it
what would you name that good looking child of yours???
no he wouldnt cuz he still looks like david, if he looked like you he would look like a fat carebear ! ha
In your dreams
BITCH!!! PLEEEEEEEEZE