If You Are Easily Offended…
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He makes such a pretty lady!
The Gayken looks overjoyed and filled with cum as he makes his Broadway debut in Spamalot on Friday night.
[Images via Broadway.com.]
Posted: January 19, 2008 at 6:47 pm
he looks like carrot top
He's insulting Monty Python.
WOW, NOW THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO ACTUAL CLAY
He looks like a lesbian gym teacher!
He looks like a lesbian gym teacher!
I saw Spamalot, and not only was it hilarious, but I think Clay would be really good in that role
PLEASE STOP SAYING "I THINK I THREW UP A LITTLE BIT IN MY MOUTH"! You sound so stupid. Come up with something more original, FFS.
WTF!!…..the hair, that disgusting ginger hair! GAG ME!
he's seriously the ugliest "guy," i have ever seen…
The line that looks like a vein on his forehead is from his wig.
The things on his forehead that look like balls are his microphones.
Omg that has got to be the most disgusting/disturbing thing ever! I just hurled in the palm of my hand!
You can see the lace from his wig?? I hope that doesn't show from the audience
I miss the old Clay. The Clay that was on American Idol. Why cant that Clay come back? Those pictures scare me. Broadway or no Broadway.
IT'S A MICROPHONE.
Chill out, punks.
are you sure that isn't chelsea clinton?
Why would someone pay money to see him? He looks like Peppermint Patty on HRT!
Oh my god,,disgusting!!!! that botox line in the first photo is gag and funny as hell!! As for the other pics wtf is on his forehead?? please if someone knows please tell!!!
Oh my god,,disgusting!!!! that botox line in the first photo is gag and funny as hell!! As for the other pics wtf is on his forehead?? please if someone knows please tell!!!
I can't stand to look at him. I want to barf up my spam. A LOT!!!
hes so fucking ugly
Fucking ew…
That other guy was in the Olsen twins' show 'Two of a Kind.' He played their father…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
He looks just like Eric Stolts in MASK. FUCK he's an ugly dude.
Re: will – What #161 said. The thing on his forehead is a wireless microphone, DUH. Ever been to a play?
This confirms his gayness.
SPERMALOT!!!!
haha i feel so bad! awww.
Re: poop – Yup thats Piper Laurie from Carrie alright. "Theyre all gonna laugh at You"!! Damn he's ugly.
he looks a lot like lindsay lohan
WT….?
nauseating. this makes me have the same feeling in my stomach that i get when i catch a whiff of dog poop or eat greasy food.
Those pics are really bad.
He looks nothing like that out of character!
OMG!!
I can't believe i was actually once a fan. He looks horrible! Juck!
He should really brush his teeth or quit bleaching no ones gums should be that red…..
Good lord you lot of idiots…
IT'S A MICROPHONE ON HIS FOREHEAD! It isn't a vein or anything else…just a mic.
That's how broadway and other similar stage acts mic their performers nowadays.
I'd suggest y'all lay off the web and go outside your house every now and again!!!
He HASS to be gay.
seriously, wtf?
Y U C K ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
He looks like rocky dennis.
i think he has veneers!!!
he is sooooooooo hot
I would do him any day of the week
makes me wet all over
The thing on his forehead is actually a microphone
wow this is…disgusting to the max!
what a carrot top haha
KD Lang is lookin rough these days.
Give the poor guy a break. He's working!
Whatever dentist is responsible for that horrible dental work should have his/her license revoked.
LOL HE LOOKS LIKE THAT RUSTY CHARACTER ON MAD TV.
his hair looks like carrie's religous crazy mother.
his hair looks like carrie's religous crazy mother.
fuck, my eyes burn now from looking at that hideous thing!!
Eric Idle wore it better!!!!
thats one of the scariest things i have ever seen.
love you perez.
#1 its a wig you stupids
#2 its a mic on his forehead w/ glue
#3 he is made up to look muddy and dirty
#4 Perez is an ass
holly shit … i almost had a fucking seisure…i pitty the dude..woman..man thing..whatever the hell he is
In the 2nd and 3rd pics it looks like he has a miniature cock charm hanging from his forehead!! WTF is that??
im scared
dayum. he looks just like carrot top.
I thought it was Rocky Dennis from Mask.
he really looks like lindsay lohan in that last one.
just to answer everyones question the "penis" on his sweaty forhead is a microphone.and my god he is fugly.
Ummm How much make-up is he wearing? He really gives me the creeps
LMAO oh Perez you are hilarious. Your "Do not click here if easily offended" posts are the best, who doesn't click on those?
UUUGGGHHHHH…HE'S DISGUSTING…WILL HE GO AWAY? GOD…HE'S SO GAY
Re: cock – LOL, that is not a VEIN, it's where his fake hair is glued to his head!
Re: Rich –
1-you are an ugly fag like aiken
2-you're the fugly inbred redheaded stepchild who was beaten and molested
3-your face and teeth are busted as well
4-perez is the shit so smell his dick
okay.. everyone keeps saying carrot top but i see lindsay lohan!!! maybe it's just me.
he looks like the guy from the movie mask with cher. that is really bad.
omg, P, you should totally do a separated at birth with carrot top.
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Danny Bonadouche on hapy pills
does he have a tiny penis on his head??
cue in Aerosmith's "Dude, Looks Like A Lady."
Man, Clay is some ugly looking dude.
he looks like willy wonka
not in a good way
i guess his willy wants a wonka
i can't stop laughing!!
Is it just me or does he have a bad case of gingivitis? Surely he can afford a dental appt??!!
This is crazy, but I actually like his hair better this way. Sort of Carrot Top-esque…..
He looks like he deflated Carrot Top's hair and stole it.
There are two things on his head:
one is the wig. it extends to his forehead to make the hairline look natural
two is the microphone. they put it on the forehead so it's not in the way of the actor
There are just no words to describe that wreck.
so so wrong and gross!
it looks like he has a small penis on his forehead in the 3rd pic wowzers
I wouldn't pay a dime to see this freakazoid! The funny thing is that he actually thinks he's hot. He scares me………..
skjdgsad
that almost made me puke.
x'[
I honestly spilled my drink…hes scary
eww. wtc.
this is super freaky. ickk.
WTF is on his forehead? looks like a little cock n balls…..
Jesus Christ! He's looking more and more like Carrot Top!
What is so bad about Kathy Griffin.
:)
greasy much?…(ew!)
WTF IS ON HIS HEAD?????????
What does it mean when ppl write "first"???????????
what a moron. why did they cast him for monty python? that's bullsh-t!!! he's an airhead who didn't even know monty python when he got cast. it takes away all the brillance of the show and turns it into hollywood shine bullcrap.
he looks like lalohan's rejected sister…lol
When I saw the top half of that first picture, my gut reaction was "omg, that is the ugliest woman I have ever seen!
seriously he looks like mask….
it looks like march came early….he looks like f^ckin LEPRECHAUN!!!
typical theatre make up. Nothing wrong with that. Made for being watched from afar. Not closeup pictures.
Perez looks much worse. In fact, Perez looks like a pregnant sow.
Oh god, must fuck him up the arse now!!! Clay, my cock is hard and dripping!!! Get in touch NOW!!!!!!
OOHHH MYYYY GODDDD. My EYEESS!!!!!
OHHH MYYY GOOOODDDD
nice lace front wig gayken and other dude…
oh MY goddd. wth is wrong with him? he gets gayer and gayer as the minutes go by..THE HAIR!