If You Are Easily Offended…
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He makes such a pretty lady!
The Gayken looks overjoyed and filled with cum as he makes his Broadway debut in Spamalot on Friday night.
[Images via Broadway.com.]
Posted: January 19, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Looks like Carrot Top & Willy Wonka had a love child!
Most of guys are dumbasses, maybe some of you guys might get away from that gay hold that Perez has on you and stop being a douche and bashing other celebrities just so you could feel good about yourselves. And I'm not a hyprocrite for saying this because, I'm at work!!!! which half of you guys might not know anything about
he looks like carrot top!
Looks like Barry Manilow's lover or son…
GOD I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH
Re: Kelly Clarkson – well bitch you better be working hard because your my december album fuckin tanked along with your ticket sales. fat hie
Ok, first off it is a wig. second that is not a vein on his forehead, it is where they glued the wig to his head. Please stop breeding.
why does he have a pair of balls on his forehead??
his gums look really irritated by his new veneers, caps, or whatever they did to his dental work….
He looks like Sissy Spacek's mom in that Carrie movie!
Like Oh my God, it's Reba Mcentire! I hope he sings, "Fancy."
WTF is that on his forehead?
Is he seriously gay or is it just bashing him because he's him?
Why is he next to Lisa Lampanelli?
it looks like theres a penis on his forhead….he's so creepy
Why are you so mean?
Is he serioulsy gay? Like openly gay or is just a rumor
AHHHHHHH CARROT TOP!
CREEPYYY
Ugh, talk about gingivitis. Hasn't he ever heard of dental floss?
wtf? he looks like carrot top.
his skin is so nasty looking, like a wax figure.
Re: Christopher – shawn white is better looking than that haha
it's so unfortunate that he was born so ugly….
WTF???? He looks like Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka…hair, face, outfit…all of it…Willy Wonka I tell you…
I think I just threw up in my mouth.
I seriously cannot stand to look at pictures of this freak.
Is it his gummy smile? His horrible eyebrows? His beady eyes? I don't know. He grosses me out.
AND it pisses me off that he won't "come out!"
Well, about his forehead, that is actually from the wig he is wearing. But he still looks like shit, as always.
LAST. Looks like Shaun White and Carrot Top's LOVE CHILD
I SWEAR TO GOD: I THOUGHT THAT FIRST PIC WAS A PIC OF THAT HORRIBLE PROP COMEDY GOOF, CARROTTOP!!!!
THE VOMIT IS SAILING AROUND IN MY THROAT FROM THAT ONE
Wow, the next Carrot-top. He really is terrifing looking.
Eh, wow.
He looks like Willy Wonka!
i think he kinda looks like Willy Wonka
he looks like a mix between carrot top and clay.
The gay community should speak out against Perez.
oh my christ he looks like the mother from carrie HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he looks like an oompa loompa
Clay honey, I just dumped Tony Romo and Chase Crawford for you. Call me.
what is on his forehead in the 2nd and 3rd pic???? It looks like a tiny ballsack!
His hair HAS to be like that for the show! Come on, guys, seriously, he's a dork, but that's just part of the costume.
EWWWWWWW WTF is that shitt?!??! ewwww ahahahaha thats hell of scary ahaha
He looks like he is enjoying himself. I wonder if he is making big $$ to do this. Isn't Broadway the big time. Hopefully he will have a normal New York crowd at his show and not those silly milly Claymates that must embarrass him to pieces. I bet his Mum is really proud of him.
he is such an ugly fuck
What's that DOOOO drop on his 4 head? Nibbla?
I bet that DUDE is his SPARRING partner…
Gawd
XOXO
He really really looks like Rocky from The Mask starring Cher. Look it up. Seriously.
His face is very distirbing!
His face is very disturbing!
He might just be the white Michael Jackson. His face looks like plastic and what's with that chin?
Illlk!He looks a hot damn mess. And I'm no fan of his but gay or not, he's doing a whole lot better than some(not all) of the other "idols" that actually won.
is that a ball sack on his face?
I just threw up a little in my mouth
Perez is looking for the end of the sword from the guy on the left. Is the split the beginning of head of his shaft Milady??
Charlotte James
XOXO
Re: Clarity –
Ha ha! You spell role like Birtney! DUH!
In the first picture, Clay is showing a little bit too much cum, I mean gum.
Great wig. Bad line where false scalp meets real skin. As for the creepy gay boy with the creepy gay southern accent, he personifies Creepy to the one-thousandth degree. If I WERE gay, I would ban him from joining the club. Because he is too creepy in too many ways. By the way, according to him, in recent interviews, he had never heard of Spamalot or Monty Python until recently. What creepy rock did this gay creep crawl out from under?
I think I just might vomit…
Thank god I saw Spamalot with the original cast, before this freak ruins it. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??????
haha, my husband thought he was a girl… hehehe
Where white veneers meet pink gum—I think I see a little bleeding. They better have free HIV testing at all the post-show drunken after-parties. Although The Gayken's oral cavity is at the opposite end from the orifice where the party is usually going on strong.
Poor little stinker. IDOL wonders what happened to him.
seriously - i don't Perez's absolute hate of this bloke… did Clay turn you down Perez????
mmmmm….okaaaaaaay.
he looks like the original willy wanka
JIMMYJAZZ IS DATING GAYKEN!
JIMMYJAZZ IS DATING GAYKEN!
JIMMYJAZZ IS DATING GAYKEN!
JIMMYJAZZ SUCKS GAYKENS DICK FOR FREE TICKETS!
JIMMYJAZZ SUCKS GAYKENS DICK FOR FREE TICKETS!
he looks like carrot top!
He is just…fugly. I'm sorry.
They NEVER should have let him play that role when he said he had never seen the movie and didn't like the play when he first saw it. That story is almost "sacred" to millions of Monty Python fans all over the world. He doesn't deserve that role.
the only word that comes to mind:
DISTURBING
he looks like carrot top!
omg!
holy shit. he looks terrible. carrot top much?
Add some muscle and call him Carrot Top.
TERRORÍFICO!!!!!!!!
SCARY
i think i might have night mareees. (no offence to that duuude)
That's what that is???? It looks like an itty bitty cock and balls on his five-head, yo. Ew.
EWWWW….It's carrot tops long lost sisters….ugh!!!
if you look at him quickly and look away, ……..he sorta looks like dina lohan.
no. wait. he looks like kathy lee gifford. no judgement.
YES!!!!! I was offended! they could at least made the penis on his forehead bigger SHEESH!
He's fucking uglier than Carrot Top and a disgrace to gays! Better dead than red!!!!
he doesnt deserve to be in that musical, no matter how shitty it was
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Did he look in a damn mirror?
OMG! Him and Carrot Top make me want to kill myself. Yeesh. Feel dirty now.
Perez, every girl needs a gay boyfriend, and you're mine.
XOXO,
Love Pootie
anyone else think he looks like Mr.Wonka off of the orignal charlie and the chocolate factory in the first picture..?
it looks like carrot top and gayken had a love child
It's the original Willy Wonka!
i've always thought he looked like lindsay lohan:S
oh my… Wth is that? Is that even human?
so did he like get hair extensions…?
carrot tops brother
What the fuck?!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
EW. Im pretty sure I just vomited all over myself.
Hes fat now. And he's barely famous.
Perez, why are you subjecting this to us!?
It's a microphone on his forehead. that's where they wear them in almost all broadway shows.
OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS CARROT TOP!! LOL!!
He looks like Carrot Top! EW!
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OMG! KATHY GRIFFIN HAS A TWIN SISTER!?
I hate his voice, can't stand to watch him sing or hear him sing, don't like anything about Faiken.
Do a side by side comparison of him and Carrot Top Perez!
What is on his forhead in the last two pictures!? It' looks like…hanging…balls!? Is it…is it, part of the wig?
Okay, I'm not a Clay fan, but it's not like he chose to have this hairstyle. It's the costume for his character in Spamalot.
holy fuck… he looks like carrot tops daughter! ha.