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He makes such a pretty lady!
The Gayken looks overjoyed and filled with cum as he makes his Broadway debut in Spamalot on Friday night.
[Images via Broadway.com.]
Posted: January 19, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Re: JamieJ – it means that they think it's so cool that they are the first post, and don't realize what idiots they look like when they are actually something like 12th or 45th and typing "first!!!" like it's a big accomplishment or something.
it means they are blockheads
The thing on his forehead is his microphone. Their called temple mikes and the wires act like as a base hairnet, then the wig cap goes on top and then the wig goes on top of the cap
Re: Kiki – it's a mike. used in theater.
Re: Kiki –
theater mike
That's a mic on his forhead!
Dumbasses!!
YUCK!!!!!!!
Re: Just me – HAHAHA I was thinking the same thing!!!
Re: to the idiots!!!!! – WHAT??? TO YOURSELF????
Gosh, I didn't think Gayken could look any worse!! Looks like he's lovin his new look!
Re: kcb –
Its a microphone thats strung through his wig.
HE'S SO FUCKIN UGLY!
GOOD LORD. Im gonna have nightmares.
OMG!!!!
He looks like a a retarded tranny hooked on crack! I'm gonna have some nightmares tonight
EEW HE'S SOOO FUCKING UGLY! OMG I LITERALLY FEEL NAUSIOUS! OMGG EEWW! HE'S SO NASTY LOOKING, ALL FUCKING ORANGE AND RED AND GREASY AND GRIMEY! HOLY FUCK!
that is so sick ewwww hahahah e is the creepiest guy ever he looks like a pedofile
Is that Christopher Sieber in the last picture? He's looking a little chubby, no?
wtf? ewwww
It's definitely not a vein on his forehead its a microphone.
OH HAI. I DIDN'T KNOW LINDSAY DID DRAG!!!
OH MY GOD:|
THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought when i first saw that .. that is was carrot top.. haha.. doesn't it kinda look like him at first
gross.
this basically ruined my day.
gayken = tomato-head. pair him off with carrot-top. they'd be perfect for one another! "carrot top & tomato-head, sitting in a tree… k-i-s-s-i-n-g!" nasty-ass gums, yo! hahaha!
What a Mad Hatter! He has nice hair though.
HE'S WEARING A FUCKING WIG, YOU RETARDS. AND THAT'S NOT A VEIN, IT'S HIS MICROPHONE. FUCKING PEOPLE FROM CALIFORNIA ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING RETARTED. ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD WHERE YOU CAN BE THAT FUCKING STUPID B/C EVERYBODY ELSE AROUND YOU IS.
ewwwy
OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!
OMFG THATS DISGUSTING
um, ewwww! he is so odd looking. scary looking. weird looking. gross looking. wtf. how. why. does he have no mirror?
lol thats not a vein on his head u retard thats where his ugly carrot top looking wig and his real skin meet. god he is ugly who even cares about him anymore?
Okay, not that I am a Clay fan…I actually know zero about him besides the fact that he is clearly a homosexual who is ashamed of it…but apparently NOBODY here has seen a broadway show. That "thing" on his head is a wig with netting that has a microphone attatched. It is rare that you will see somebody on broadway not wearing one. I have seen actresses portray Christine Daae on stage who actually do have curly brown hair, but who STILL wear a wig on stage becaue it is a must and the net in the front is what holds the microphone. It is either that or you plaster it to the face, which I hear is MUCH more uncomfy.
He's soooooooooooooooooo fuckin ugly. That mother fucker is a disgusting closet case. Why don't u come out already for heavens sake! But even then, I dont think a bitch like that would get laid so easily:) He looks like a young NANA
Carrot Top and Barbara Streisand had a kid! Omgzzz!
He belongs is a musical like Spamalot, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Clay, do NOT try to get a part in a serious broadway show. I am BEGGING you. Don't ruin it for theater nuts like myself
Ok….I am sorry but this is so GROSS!!! This is what Shawn White and Lindsey Lohan's child would look like. Ew Ew Ew Ew EW. Just Sayin'………………
Hey Dumm Ass's The THING on his Forehead is a MICROPHONE. They wire it under their Wigs. He is on Broadway for Fuck Sake!
Are you ALL nothing but flippin' sheep? Doesn't any ONE of you have an original thought in your brainless heads? ONE of you says Clay is gross, and the whole effin' LOT of you says the same damn thing! GO BUY YOURSELVES AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR TWO!
ewww…
the thing on his forhead is a microphone.
ewww…
the thing on his forehead is a microphone.
oh.. thats.. akward..
yikes.
why God!?!
HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS! HE IS GROSS!
There is a scar on his forhead?
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JESUS CHRIST that fucks face scared me, omfg! how can he look at himself in the mirror every day and NOT want to kill himself because he's so ugly?
DAYUMMMMM!
OOMPA LOOMPA!
Looks like Madonna, trying to look like Carrot Top
wow wtfs with the hair it looks terrible!
is that a penis on his forehead?
looks like Madonna,trying to look like Carrot Top again!
this is what would happen if carrot top had sex with martin short….
seriously, look at him
Doug Henning Meets Rocky Dennis
he looks like he has really bad gingevitus….someone get that….shim…..some floss
WHY DOES HE HAVE A DICK ON HIS FOREHEAD? I know….cause he's a big HOMO!
WHY DOES HE HAVE A DICK ON HIS FOREHEAD? I know….cause he's a big HOMO!
WHY DOES HE HAVE A DICK ON HIS FOREHEAD? I know….cause he's a big HOMO!
WHY DOES HE HAVE A DICK ON HIS FOREHEAD? I know….cause he's a big HOMO!
I still say that he should have been casted as Prince Herbert. LOL I betcha he gets an itch to join in and dance around during the "HIs Name is Lancelot" number.
ok, so even if it IS a mic on his forehead, why would anyone want to wear it? For crissakes, it DOES look like a miniature cock n balls! Hahaha! How can anyone keep a straight face when talking to people wearing these things?!
IS THAT OTHER GUY GUMMY BEAR DAVIS??
he reminds me of the lion from the Wizard of Oz!
he reminds me of the lion from the Wizard of Oz!
I am a CHICK AND YOU COULDN'T PAY ME to wear that costume!!!!!!!! give me what ever they are on!
Re: asdf –
NO ONE HAS HEARD OF HIM BEING WITH ANYONE BECAUSE NOONE WANTS TO ADMIT THEY WERE WITH GAYKIN NEITHER GUY NOR GIRL!!!!! ANYONE WANT gAYKIN OR THINK HES HOT???? I THINK NOT?
He looks like the cowardly lion from The Wizard Of Oz, thats about as close to a pussy as he wants to get
he looks like he would molest you
so unattractive
ewwww gayken looks so repulsive! i think i just puked a little in my mouth… yep… yep definately puked a lil
he looks like a reject gibb brother from the beegees
OMG >.
OMG >.
eeeww!
EEEWWW
That first pic reminds me of Gene Wilder, but Gene W never made me want to puke!
These pics are uber-disgusting - big mistake to do close-up pics of him with this costume and make up! Yuck!!
On fire homo
Ewww wat is that on his forehead, that is so discusting, it looks like perez just cum on his forehead. Lmfao he so fuckin gay he just don't want 2 admit it ewwwwww that forehead
Oh dear god,I'd rather watch 2 girls 1 cup again then look at this picture again.
Is anyone else reminded of Eric Stolz's character in the movie "Mask"?
mess
God he looks like he's swallowed his own sperm!!!!
Re: Sarah – While I agree with you it DOES look like that, it is actually his microphone.
oh no he looks horrible! i used to think he looked good
he looks like the scary mom from the movie Carrie!
srsly, he scares me to death D:
LEPRECHAUN!
This one time, in band camp….
He's more of an actor than you will ever be fat boy……..I don't see you on Broadway, just some loser gossip show that isn't even on regularly.
Re: cock – its not a vein dumbass its where they glue the wig on!
ewww . why does he lok so nasty. omg i threw up in my mouth just now.
thought it was Carrot top without makeup…..separated at birth?
Do Maurice and Barry know about this?
he is sooo fine.
lmfao!
that is worst then carrottop. :/
"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight."
Soo young for botox
Soo young for botox
haha! fucking gross!
oh my fucking god.
this is a threat to humanity,
Gum disease visible above his veneers in the top photo. Gross!
i swear to god,
clay aitken gets uglier every picture i see.
can he just die already?
if i were him, that would have happened 10 years ago,
or shortly after he got fat!
ewww he looks terrible!!!!!!! (and i like him), but it's the truth!