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He makes such a pretty lady!
The Gayken looks overjoyed and filled with cum as he makes his Broadway debut in Spamalot on Friday night.
[Images via Broadway.com.]
Posted: January 19, 2008 at 6:47 pm
he looks like a carrot! scary shit.
What a sloppy mess! He looks like Christmas ham
If darkens his brows and gets them waxed and arched, he would look just like CARROT TOP!
I should know better than to click on one of these before breakfast… but he's certainly in his element…
he looks like scott gozalkowski - now known as sharon
If he is supposedly so honest and true to himself..then why doesn't he just come out of the closet already?! He is a raging queen and you could smell his gaping,dripping rosebud anus from 10 miles away…as for his "scary gums" and "his really white teeth" maybe he has been massaging them with his boyfriends cum??
Just Sayin…..
He doesn't have a very good tooth to gum ratio does he….no, no.
I love Broadway =]
Oh wait..isnt that Carrot Tops sister??
So fuckin ugly!
quick Perez, do a "separated at birth" with Clay and Tom Cruise's mom. They certainly have the same smile.
He looks like the cowardly lion in the wizzard of oz
I believe that "thing" on his forehead is a microphone, not a male organ people.
what's funny is that he's with Christopher Sieber…who is out and proud. i'm sure clay and him get along just fine!!! what's also funny is that he looks like a fat leprechaun lady.
beyond creepy………like child predator creepy. EW
He truly has the worst case of gay face ever. LOL, but I still luv him since the whole internet solicitation thing.
oh….. my….. good….. god he is soo disgusting
fuck gayken and his SPERMalot play he's so fugly and annoying
the teeth! the hair! it's just wrong!!! that man needs a makeover ASAP!
he looks like Eric Stoltz character Rocky from "The Mask" with Cher.
Willie Wonka!
He's creeeeeeeeepy
wow.
what the fuckk?
He should just kill himself!
LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT A TAPEWORM STRUGGLING TO GET OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD!!
WTF!!! That's all I can say to describe it. WTF!!!
The 'thing' that looks like a bump on his forehead is the mic. That is where they tape them on now - though most professionals I know tape them MUCH closer to the hairline so you can't see it. Gross!
He looks terrible.
Makes me curious to see what he looks like w/o makeup in the mornings!!!
i am scarred for life…
Am I the only one that thinks he and Lindsey Lohan were separated at birth?
OMG clay akin or should I say gaykin he lookz like a pretty women but man um……………….no he lookz like a geek as a man he's better of as a women luv u perez ur the best
the fatter he gets the more he looks like giminy glick
ew. HE IS SO FUCKING UGLY I REALLY AM DISGUSTED BY HIM.
HE IS REVOLTING.
HE IS .. ewwww
ew. HE IS SO FUCKING UGLY I REALLY AM DISGUSTED BY HIM.
HE IS REVOLTING.
HE IS .. ewwww
You are all going to HELL!
As if you are all fit, healthy & hot.
Clay has a great voice and makes a higher salary than you all will ever dream to make!
rofl. i love this guy, he's beautiful. aha.
I think Clay is a very talented stage actor and a great musician. People should stop lambasting him so much. I have tickets to his next show….I'll keep you informed!
Danny P.
Isn't the guy on the left from the one show with the Olsen twins? He was the single dad and their babysitter lived with them??
He looks like a red-haired Liberace! How old is he trying to look here?!
Luck of the Irish?
The extremely homosexual version of Carrot Top.
72 is the new 62…just sayin'
GUMMILICIOUS CUMMMMMM GUMMMMMMS!!!
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he looks so creepy i could puke a little
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Ew….he looks like shit……rolf….
I guess first I have to admit, I was a pretty huge Clay fan…
But he's really gone downhill (imho). The shit he's pulled lately and these pics simply disgust me.
Not to mention I used to be a huge defender of his being straight (this would have been what, 4-5 years ago when he was on AI). Now I realize how fucking wrong I was. The dude just needs to come out already.
I haven't read all of the comments but, I hope ppl do realize by now that the thing on his forehead is a nanophone(a small microphone). Its used in many onstage productions to be inconspicuous. Its also easier to carry than regular lap-elle(phoneticspelling) mics. Anyway but yeah he still looks MUCHO disgustingO! I've always thought that kid looked FUGLY and extra WIERD. His teeth also scare me a bit. scary
holy shit..botox much??
He looks like Willy Wonka.
The older, not-Johny Depp one.
I think if Carrot Top had a love child w/ Lindsay Lovehandles it would look like him.
i get the feeling he whitens his teeth.
He looks like Rocky Dennis from the move Mask
He is the new Liberace.
What is he? Carrot Top on a good day?
WHAT THE HEEEEEELL????he is so ugly omg and the hair so maricon el cabron jejejejejeje esta bn pato …
GAY GAY GAY
looks like SOME on had there hairline moved up
looks like SOME on had there hairline moved up
Carrot top!
why is it a penis shaped mic? really, ino whoever made that for his forehead had one good long laugh. seriously? i really couldnt help but laugh aloud at people pointing out this "foreign object" on his.. FOREHEAD. hah.
Wow, he has really white teeth.
That is not a pretty lady! Lady maybe but not pretty!
he looks like willy wonka……………..O_O
he has reddress of the gums, that calls for a soft toothbrush
omg…i could have nightmares.
he is fucking disgusting
hideous!!!!!!!!!!!
He has a wig on you freakin retards, and its a microphone on his forehead, how do you idiots function in life. Oh and he is way gay.
What's with that shit eating grin on his face. Is dudes finger up his ass or is it his fist
carrot top? is that you?
omfg he's totally scary ;_;
he is definitely the queen of quer
Hi, folks. He's actually wearing 2 mics. This is done on the big budget shows in case one of them gets sweat in it or fails, they can switch over to the other one without missing a beat. Still, I've seen better jobs of hiding the mics!
hahahahhahahahahhaha hes so ugly. ive always hated him!
rofl @ "overjoyed and filled with cum" baahahaha. perez, you kill me.
he looks like he is trying to imitate cousin It on the adams family. :p
GROSS!
YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH GOD NO! WHY DID I CLICK? WHY DID I CLICK?
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I WOULDN'T WANT FAME OR MONEY IF I HAD TO LOOK LIKE THAT
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I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!
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TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
HOW CAN PEREZ STAND TO BE SKIING TODAY? IT'S NASTY OUTSIDE…YICK
i love his hair style, tell me his phone # stylist. haha, besos.
that's a mic on his head, he's in a b-way show…but it is shaped a bit like a penis…lol
CCCCRRRREEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww he looks like an even nastier version of lindsay lohan….yuck
ewww why does it look like he has balls on his forehead
WTF I didnt even realize it was Clay! He looks HORRIBLE!
TOP 10 THINGS LEARNED AT THIS PATHETIC WEBSITE:
10. Perez is uglier (inside & out) than any celeb he ridicules.
9. Perez' idiot fanboys are just as ugly (inside & out) as he is.
8. Perez is fatter than any celeb he disses.
7. Perez' moron fangirls are just as fat as he is.
6. Perez is more of an arrogant diva asshole than any celeb he passes judgement on from his plastic perch.
5. Perez' cretin sycophants did not graduate from middle school. Not a one.
4. Perez & his mentally disabled asskissers never seem to have a clue about what they're discussing…. e.g., Aiken was photographed immediately after the show, still in full thick stage makeup, wig, headmicrophone, sweating & glowing from the unprecedented audience reception & acclaim his debut received.
3. Neither Perez nor his braindead minions realize how S.T.U.P.I.D. they sound while Aiken is the complete & total BUZZZZZZZZ of Broadway this weekend for knocking everyone (audience, staff, cast, crew, producers, MIKE FREAKIN' NICHOLS, ERIC FRIGGIN' IDLE, critics, general theatre community, etc.) off their feet with his hilarious performance. Yes, he sings, he dances, he acts up a storm. Eat it, haters!
2. No one here can tell the difference between reddish lighting in a photograph & gingivitis.
1. There is a very special place in hell for Perez Hilton & anyone who supports this filth.
fkn gross!
The phoney, forced smile is because he thought he signed up to perform in SPERMalot.. Not Spamalot, but unfortunately by the time he figured it out, he'd already signed this contract and cashed the check. True story.
umpa lumpa!
What the hell is on his forehead? Doesn't he look like carrottop had a fugly kid?
he is totally gayyyy!!!!his hair ji face everythingg!
OMG That is so fucking disgusting…he should hide away forever now, he's done for.
Fukin Eww!
Call him spermalot!!! Did someone already think of that????
I hate how they attach actors' body mics to their foreheads.
Really, Carrot Top needs to quit with the cosmetic surgery.
yuk. looks like a young Carrot Top. instead of Gayken, they should call him Carrot Bottom.
omg
he's so disgusting
ewww
ITS CARROT TOP!
for a second there i thought it was carrot top's little sister
This dude is uglier than carrot top…..thats fuckin bad
I'm pretty sure the "thing" on his head is a wireless microphone. I hope to hell that is a wig because I don't care what your preference is, that do won't do it for anyone!
He looks like drop dead fred lol