Goodbye, Sundance!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Paris Hilton > Audrina Patridge
We're in and we're out!
Our Sundance trip was short and sweet. On Sunday, our last day in Utah, we caught up with Paris and Audrina Patridge at the MySpace Cafe at The Lift.
Paris is set to embark on a promotional tour for her new movie, The Hottie & The Nottie. She's in Texas on Monday and Harvard University later this week.
Audrina came with her new boy toy from Orange County, who seemed to take it well when he told him he had gay hair. A sense of humor is good!
Miz Patridge invited us out to lunch when we're both back in L.A. Perez NEEDS to be on The Hills!
How hot would that be????
Sundance was fun, but….
The SXSW Music Festival in Austin this March is gonna be on another level!!!!
See y'all there.

[Photos by Mat Szwajkos for Getty Images.]




PEREZ ARE YOU FUCKING STONED?!?!?!
Perez is fug.
HUCKABEE'S SPAWN are the POSTER CHILDREN for a
WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE!!!
Paris is an actress, I understand why she's in sundance. But why is audrina in sundance? I guess 'The Hills' really is a scripted show.
Paris must be hiding her eye bags with her glasses.
okay so whatever happened to if peace and love. if you have rude things to day about perez don't visit this site and perez looks awsome in the pictures, and all the people who are talking shit about him are just jealous that they aren't as rich, or famous or as good looking
Perez, ur always bashing Zac Efron for wearing bangs in his hair and here u r doing the same thing. Only thing is he looks a heck of a lot better than you and he is not a fat pig.
perez is LOOKin GOOOD
Hey Perez nice pic of you and the racist whore that is Paris Hilton. Did you catch anything being that close to her?
paris is going to be in dallas. i don't know it's a tv or personal appearance. i just heard it on a commercial for the 10 o'clock news.
awww…you look SO cute!
Perez ur hot!
Perez!! You've deff. lost weight?!?!?!?!?!?! You look great!
i love perez and enjoy this website immensely BUT i think he's the only one on this planet who still cares about paris???
perezito! mi amor! te la vas a pasar muy chevere en austin! te quiero!
see… I don't really understand because… if you don't like Perez, then why do you continue to come on his site? He doesn't care what you think, nor will he ever.
keep up the good work Perez. Love your site!!
Good Day,
Good ridance too! Not to you Perez! Hehe… afterall - what reason would you have to be there if it were not for pap addicted celebrolosers from invading what used to be one of if not the most respected INDEPENDANT FILM FESTIVAL not an opprotunity to be photographed by the paps. This has caused a very sour note with myself and several other true fans of movies. It seems as if this year it was not about the films but who was there to be seen. Sad. I fear this may be the beginning of the end for Sundance. I wonder how Robert Redford feels? Furthermore - why is Hollywood so self destructive? What - they are so narcisistic that they cannot even let the independant film makers have their day? How selfish!
Steelie
Perez, you actually look hot! I think I want your big dick up my ass!!!
Hey Perez, you look real conventional here. Actually, you look pretty good. Nice to see you also have a natural colored wig among your collection of flashy colored wigs. I guess it comes in handy when you need it!
Re: Joanna Lee –
seriously, shut the eff up, you're not funny
is paris wearing a shirt with herself on it? god she is an ugly person - inside and out. fabulous my ass. fabulousness is being fantastic AND humble at the same time. i'm so over girls like these. grow a brain and then we'll talk.
you look great! keep up the hard work!
only britney could make paris look like a pillar of taste and virtue…
perez you have a mullet, you've gotta check that shit
i effin love you perez. i read your page 5 times a day or more. you are the shit, keep doing what you do and FUCK the haters because you rock. love love love ALL LOVE
keep doing what you do, perez. you are the shit. i read your page a million times a day, and i love it. you say what everyone wants to say and its all damn funny and amazing. its awesome and funny and realistic and amazing. love you perez. keep on keeping on. you ROCK! all love. love love love
Perez your such a effin' P-I-M-P!!! I love you even more that you are a mac user. Love the macbook!!! Your my homepage!
hola perez!!!
OMG you're coming to the ATX for SXSW!!! Aww, I am so bummed because I'm actually leaving Austin for Spring Break and won't get to see you!!! Oh well…maybe some other time…YoU RoCk!!! *LiZ*
um has anyone else noticed that paris is wearing a shirt with HER OWN face on it!!!!!! omfg stuck upp???
aw perezito, you're looking so good! :]
you look different, ilyyy!
that's funny because my cousin was in Utah this week. but she left on thursday… hmmm.
anyway that's all i wanted to say.
Perez, I love you but I really can't believe you are friends with that herpes infested dog killer.
While everyone's been busy commenting on Perez's man-boobs, how come nobody but me has noticed that Paris's are pointing WAY south? Now that gramps has cut her off, maybe she's taken a position as Wet Nurse to the stars…? Seriously, considering her age and the fact that she's had no kids (that we're aware of, anyway) she's lookin' mighty saggy. Seriously saggy. Ugh.
you did not come and get a coffee from me today perez..i am deeply saddened. i did see some pretty kick ass people though. Of course MK olsen came in (and tipped us quite generously) along with Dave Annable (justin from brother's&sister's.) and tim daly (private practice) Dave is SO handsome, he came in all sleepy and scruffy, AMAZING!!
PEREZ! I will be @ SXSW and I can't wait to see youu!
perez looks like hes losing weight awsome! lol you look better now ~.o =)
is it just me…or does perez seem a bit slimmer? Good job hun! You look wonderful!
See Hollywood is so phoney and plastic. Perez your always bashing the show THE HILLS.If u get on that show..I'd stop watching. it's enought we got you on this blog. I'm still trying to figure out why the fuck I even come to this site..your news is OLD. you dont research anything you say on here..and it's like your standards are so low.. a ant couldnt squeez unda it..
Paris would be wearing a tshirt with herself on it. Btw you look super cute in those pics!!!
IF YOUR GONNA HATE ON PEREZ THEN DONT READ HIS SHIT YOU LOSERS!
Its so funny that all these perez haters are about as dumb as their comments….if they hate perez why do they come to his site,then leave a comment…PEREZ FOR PREZ!! HOPE TO SEE YOU IN AUSTIN…LET ME KNOW WHEN/WHERE
Your friend Paris is a whore, sorry.
Some of these perez haters have waaay too much time on their hands. If you don't like Perez then why visit this site? Thank you Perez for giving me my daily dose of celebrity gossip! LOVE YOU!
Paris will get her pic taken with ANYONE … and whos the other person…. Z listers
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
THE PICS OF YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perez, the pic of you and audrina is super cute. If you would just get rid of the faux mullet, you'd look uber adorable.
Sorry Perez but how desperate are you for fame?
paris hilton looks like a turd douchebag in this picture
The Perez & Hilton Photo at Sundance
Perez u look sooo Hot !
I just lost a bit of respect for Perez. Parisite is one of the most useless pieces od shit in this entire world! Stuck up, lying, racist BITCH!!
Is Paris wearing a TShirt of…herself?
She's so fucking annoying.
JUST DIE ALEADY!
Your hair doesn't suit you at all…..
Mario, you fail at life for kissing up to that herpes infested whore. She's a joke.
HI PEREZ
SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD FUN IN SUNDANCE
NEVER HEARD OF THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL BEFORE
WASN'T IT COLD ON THOSE SLOPES? BRRRRRRRRRR!
I HAD THE CHILLIE WILLIES AND STAYED IN ALL DAY WITH BLANKIES AND HOT COCOA
I TENTED TODAY! TEE HEE. I TENTED TO THE LEFT! HOLLER GIRL! HOLLA AT ME BITCHES!
Perez, I know you crave attention and are a male whore, which is why you named yourself after Paris Hilton. But the hairdo is just awful. Go to Supercuts, Fantastic Sams, get a Flowbee… anything!! Just chop off that awful mullet and ditch the purple highlights. You are a grown man… A sissy, but a grown one, nonetheless. Quit acting like a 16-yo dressing up for a Halloween party. Jesus purple haired Christ!
paris hilton is disgusting and disease filled, why r u friendly to/with her? can't you trash the shit out of her too?
Dammit, I missed Perez! I live in SLC, and I was going to drive to Park City on Monday to see him. I'm so sad.
i just read some of the comments on here, people are so awful about your weight and sexual orientation. who cares? the way you make fun is clever and witty, the least they could do is the same. i guess they're just morons.
Paris is sickening wearing that shirt with herself on it. i'm hawt too but i don't have to wear it one my clothing.
She should just suck a dick, dirty whore!
It's truly sad to be as unfortunate looking as Perez.
yadda yadda yadda..love you perez..but really audrina? paris..yes, ok…but audrina? get with the program
wow there some big boobies you got there Perez
Perez, stop it with that hair already. You look like a fatter version of Pete Wentz!
Re: brittany – #138 OMG…DAVE ANABEL IS GORGEOUS! HE'S MY FAV ON BROTHERS! YOU'D THINK I'D LIKE THE GAY GUY THE BEST…BUT JUSTIN IS SO HOT. HE HAS A ROCKING CHEST! DAMN HE'S NICE. I WOULD LIKE TO USE HIS GYM SHORTS AS A PILLOW CASE!
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I'M SURE ALL MY LITTLE BITCHES HAD FUN IN SUNDANCE.
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TEE HEE….I LOVE MY FUCKING BITCHES!!!!! HOLLA
You look as bad as you smell Perez. You're a complete sell out.
HEll YEA!! You have to let us know where you are going to be so I can meet some Perizzle at SXSW~!!!!!!
HEll YEA!! You have to let us know where you are going to be so I can meet some Perizzle at SXSW~!!!!!!
OMG! I almost hurled looking at that photo of Mario and Parasite! Two sleazy peas in a pod. Gawd you are gross Mario. Any closer to that skank and you would be up her ass……oh I forgot, thats what you want. Glamour by association? Sickening, just sickening. I will say this Mario, you never fail to disappoint what a loser you are!
Perez ,really like the new do - your like a regular hipster now!
PEREZ, this is by far your best look in forever. The 'loud' hair was just screaming 'I'm trying too hard'. This new hair is still 'loud' but in a great way. Keep the glasses and the hair. I'm not gay, and I've never found you sexy, but this works for you. Looks hot :0
perez, what good would u add to the hills? the show is scripted enough already, and you could come back to your site and just talk shit about how bad the show is. Kinda like a double negative, which is what I am sure you would be to the show!!
Ooh la la! Great pic of you, Miss Perez!
Re: ttt – HAHAHAHAHHA NIG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG UR FREAKIN HILARIOUS. AND NOW, I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE SO I AM NOT HATING. BUT I JUST THOUGHT WHAT YOU WROTE ttt IS SO RANDOM AND THUS HILARIOUS.
CAN I JUST SAY FOR THE RECORD I CANT STAND PARIS HILTON!
SHE HAS TO BE WHAT WE IN AUSTRALIA CALL RICH WHITE TRASH. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS SHE HAS A HOTEL TO STAY IN INSTEAD OF A MOBILE HOME! TRASH IS STILL TRASH NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.
NICE HOW ALL HER FRIENDS ARE DRUG ADDICTS IN THE MEDIA BUT SHE NEVER SEEMS TO GET PAINTED WITH THE SAME BRUSH. ALL I CAN SAY IS SHE HAS A REALLY GOOD PR REP. F*CKIN DRUG ADDICT WHORE!
I have never commented before, but now I will do so with such urgency…
Perez I am truly, madly, deeply in love with your hair!
It's hot!
Luv ya!
Now there's three people that have no business being at the Sundance Festival. Perez, you're an ugly mother-fucker!
Paris is such a fame whore… she looks like a coked out / cracked up dakota fanning… PLEASE HELP HER
Don't really care about the pics but are you wearing a GAP scarf Perez?
wow…someone just got herpes.
I hate her perez….just dump her already!
god perez your such a two face asshole… u always talk shit about the hills and now your kiss there ass when your in public with them. Audrina should of spit in your face, but unlike her she is nice and considerate, if it was me i would tell u to go fuck yourself, crazy bastard.
i thought paris hated perez…..its funny how some people will compromise their integrity for publicity…audrina is fug but i would actually watch the hills if i knew perez was going to be on!!!
how is that fat gay guy on the left side of the pic!!??
Re: WILL –
SHUT THE FUCK UP IDIOT!
;) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People you are really so stupid to envy Paris !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I laugh at your all…
Why you always say the same shit like a "herpes,STD,whore,slut and she can't act" - wanna know why - Couse you have own problems,normal human who have all what he want in this life - wouldn't go to this site - write shit about Paris…If you are 12 - 14 it's ok,this will be - this is a difficult period…If you are gays - go to site for you,or suck a cock…If you are ugly girl - who hate nice looking Paris , go make plastic surgery and be happy… Or you have all STD's , and wanna give it to all and wanna find this in others ??? Chose you category and do what you must to do… Don't hate her couse she is Paris. She is Paris and she is one…
— About all her illnes,why you say it to all,show me this medical tests with the signatures and stamps…If she have this Valtrex - It's doesn't mean that she have herpes !!! I use a condoms, and what It mean that I have a STD ?!!?!?!?!?? If she is with some guy - it doesn't mean that they are fuck !!!! If she like atention it's her choice and her work !!! You stupid asses stop hating her , It's her life not yours … I would be broke you head if I would hear this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paris - BARF. How much did you have to pay her?
Perez,I LOVE the way you look in the second picture.Glad you had fun in Utah.
I would love to see you on the hills. Start working on a good script!
LAST!!! perez & paris suck!
Austin, Texas fuckin' rox !
ooh love the green scarf!
Re: synmar –
amen!
Fuck!! That Audrina is so terribly unattractive!!! Yuk!!
Once upon a time Sundance once an independent small film festival, deliberately held far away from LA…only people with a true appreciation of independent cinema went there….now it's been swallowed up bit by bit by the big time movie production companies, and we have the likes of Paris Hilton coming here because it's 'cool'. The original spirit of Sundance is completely dead thanks to the likes of Paris, Mischa etc bringing their particularly detestable form of LA materialistic living to a small country town.
You fuckin sell-out. You talk shit about worthless PH, then pose with her and post it here. Was your new years resolution to suck up to everyone you talked shit about in the past?
P, you got $um coin these days…. cant u get yer hair did, you look ……
Hey P - Love love LOVE the new hair! The darker colors are more flattering on you. Keep it up, doll!
And all you dumb posters. Do you not get it? Some celebs NEED Perez. Even bad press is PRESS. Most of them scope out the paps and bloggers like P.
Canadian girl - I think Paris is receiving some sort of "woman of the year" award… You may want to look it up online, I've heard about it a few times. Although I think its some sort of satirical award, like the Razzies.
Happy Monday!
HARVARD SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED TO HAVE THIS WASTE OF LIFE AT THEIR FINE UNIVERSITY. THIS BITCH DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA NOT EVEN A FUCKIN G.E.D. SHE IS A RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC LOSER PEREZ I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU CONDONE HER RETARDED BEHAVIOR. YOU ARE LAME.
Re: me646 –
Perez Hilton HAS to condone her behaviour - or at least be seen to not say anything against her - because in case we've forgotten, he has stolen her name and has gotten famous on the back of it! Her lawyers threatened to sue Perez when he started his blog, because he'd stolen her name more or less, but I think they settled it with conditions including the fact that Perez would not say anything against Paris…..and so he never does - lucky her. Even when a judge ordered her to jail, all Perez said about it was 'Wowsa'. Paris has him whipped!
WHIT THE BIGGEST SLUT PARIS ! SO SWEET