The Eye of the Hurricane
Filed under: Personally Perez > Britney Spears > PerezTVOMG!!!!
We had a little encounter with Britney after she was done with her deposition on Monday.
Find out all about that - plus our advice to Spears - above!
Posted: January 21, 2008 at 8:26 pm
perez, you are too funny. "bitch heard me scream" hahaha take care!
I never respond… but that was just adorable! You are so cute….. and teddy is adorable! luvvvvvvvs him! xoxoxo
Perez, you have good advice for Brit, but you are still a complete loser
Thank You Perez for finally beginning to understand what it is like. I live in Studio City and the other day I'm freaking out because there are a ton of helicopters circling my house. I lock all the doors and turn on the news to find out Brittney is eating lunch nearby. It's ridiculous!…Her extensions still look nappy as hell:)!!!!!!!!
PEREZ!! Love your video on the Britney sighting. You are freakin halarious. Your site is awesome and I always enjoy your commentary. P.S. You are too cute!!!
LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You crack me up Perez. I think if I pulled up next to her car I would yell out for her to get some fucking help. I really want to know if she saw that ad for "Meet The Spartans". I would love to see her reaction to their parody of her. It would surely show her what a joke she has become.
OMG perezito, that dog is too cute. He reminds me of a stuffed doggy that I have, it's a GUND, looks just like him. He looks like he's got a great daddy. Keep it up. Love ya. You are soooo entertaining.
OMG perezito, that dog is too cute. He reminds me of a stuffed doggy that I have, it's a GUND, looks just like him. He looks like he's got a great daddy. Keep it up. Love ya. You are soooo entertaining.
OMG perezito, that dog is too cute. He reminds me of a stuffed doggy that I have, it's a GUND, looks just like him. He looks like he's got a great daddy. Keep it up. Love ya. You are soooo entertaining.
perez, u rawk my f-ing world, bitch!
Ha! Perez you are hilarious dude
THE VIDEO KEEPS PAUSINGG!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GO BACK TO YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEE
I love how you're talking shit about her hair, and you're hair looks like you stole jared leto's hair clippings.
and i know LA streets. there is never really a time when you can go 75 miles an hour…..too many cars.
nice try guestimating though
OMG! That was hilarious! You're right about the body guards though. I can't believe that Bitch shined you on.
BTW… Teddy is becoming such a big boy. Still a cutie though.
Ahhh good advice surely but alas we know Brit does not care about having a quiet life. She loves that rush and crush of bodies. It is like a drug. do we see other celebs inviting this type of pap coverage? 99% no. She loves it. she is southern white trash and that is the heartland of drama queens. We are talking the wellspring of every Jerry Springer show. And most disturbing is the high speed driving. Brit does not give a fuck about other drivers. While she is on high speed/slip the paps/lets have drama adrenaline high, there could be a wreck. Innocents could die. soccer mom and SUV filled with kids. It was my prediction on this site for 2008 that Brit would hit someone. It's nice to be wrong in this case. BTW Perez Teddy is sooooo Kah yuuuuute! I wish he could sperminate my little Coco Chanel…such puppy babies…cuter than Suri and they would grow up to be autonomous…with a mind of their own.
No wonder Brit gunned the car,she looked over at a big fat, repulsive, greazy, junkie, lezbo with wild eyes, fucked up hair and bad teeth screaming her name like a banshee over and over.I could almost see the jealousy in your eyes wishing you were chased by the paps , However FATTY ,,,,NEWSFLASH
well, if brit was to hire off duty police officers they would see all the illegal crap she does! I don't know how well that's going to work out. However, she should move out of LA. Although, I've read that she gets pissed if she doesn't see herself on every magazine cover. It's catch 22 with her. She's doomed
Perez, darling,
You know better! You know that girl does NOT want calm or anonymity! She LOVES it! Damn, I SO agree tho..she needs to go away for a year….get sober and fit and come back and blow us all away! She won't tho because she is mentally disturbed. You look good, Pezzy! Keep it up.
Perez, darling,
You know better! You know that girl does NOT want calm or anonymity! She LOVES it! Damn, I SO agree tho..she needs to go away for a year….get sober and fit and come back and blow us all away! She won't tho because she is mentally disturbed. You look good, Pezzy! Keep it up.
Re: shanita – No way, his hair is awesome. He looks so cute.
perez first of all i must say that i think you are such an awesome guy!!!! i check your site at least 4 or 5 times a day and i work 2 jobs and have 2 kids and i still make time for ya!!! you are so right about brit brit….im torn in how i feel about her behavior. some times i just wanna give her a hug and other times i just wanna shake her till she wakes up. but otherwise big love to ya from the messer house in alabama!!!
I can totally understand why she wouldn't acknowledge Perez. He does nothing but diss her, so she is justified in ignoring him. Besides, I'm sure she gets yelled at all the time.
PEREZ you and your dog are so cute! marry meee!!
LOL…loved this video.
Your advice to her is dead on…my assumption is just that she likes the attention, otherwise she'd do one of these things.
Hey Perez….do you butt fuck that doggy?
What a trip. I love that song! te quiero mucho! cute hair.
the video aint workinn ..
See Perez, this is your failing. You are such a Mario 'everyone should be latina and gay like me' whatever your real last name is………… that you have no empathy for others, at all. Sometimes, I think you're missing that human gene, pretty much like the murderers that have no remorse. I'm not kidding. You read all the posts about Jessica Alba. The only hateful people that agreed with you were hateful Hispanics, which weren't many. The huge majority were people that think you really need some help. You're just pretty hateful. Didn't your mama show you love, or self esteem, or how to have a back-bone? Usually people like you have wimpy mom's and pathetic dads. I know, I am a psychologist for the Latinas from very dysfunctional homes. Anyway, get off da high horse, and also, bad extentions??? Did Johnny Depp do a replay Edward ScissorHands haircut on you? What the hell? Aren't you near 30 or something? Grow up one of these days. You'll do better at your work and possibly could be a gay Latino and happy man.
hahaha!! Perez that's so funny!! that probably ruined her whole day lol.
i don't think she's very fond of you. :]
Teddy is so big! What a cutie!
it sort of looks like you have a rat tail. i keep getting distracted by the faux pete wentz look your trying to rock. I couldnt even focus what you were talking about i was just in a state of shock.
i love your hair! and i wish i could see britney! ha!
#1 It's like watching a junkie shoot up (the pap chase), you feel awful for them the first time you experience it, until you see it for the 100th time, then there is no pitty because they LOVE it.
#2 Off duty cops don't carry there citation books with them everywhere, so they can't give you a ticket. Pretty close on the rest of it though.
#3 All she needs to do is move 6 feet south, problem solved.
wash your hair you dirty fag
Perez, Britney didn't look at u because u r a nobody. U look like hell. Now I have some advice for you. Get rid of that sh*tty hair do and lose 80lbs. Your hair looks 10 times worst than Britneys. Instead of talking about her, u need to be talking about what's going on with her kids now that they are with that money grubbing k-fraud. How come we see not pics of them. Is he keeping them in the house 24/7 which is not good. They need to be out in the sunlight and playing outside instead of being kept inside because daddy gold digger doesn't want to be caught doing something wrong that might jeopardize keeping custody of his two little meal tickets.
Perez, I LOVE your teeth!!! Where do you get them so white???
OMG, Perez … she soooo heard you!
BTW, you have a nice voice … you should do an album.
Um, hello Perez….she doesn't want the paps to stop following her!
bitch i know she heard me! hahahah hilarious
lmao notice how the teenyboppers are now kissing Perez's ass. are the same cunts that usually say
"omg perez ys jus fat n jelos"
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Britney won't move because she LOVES the attention.
She is a whore, that needs to take care of her kids
perez…. u are really awesome…. i just love your style
Would have been great if the paps got that and posted it on Hollywood.com
MUWAH!!!! Love ya
TEDDY IS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Perez…Don't stop hating Shitney because she is chased by the paparazzi, she LOVES it and would probably kill herself if they weren't around. And she would never hire an off duty policeman as her bodyguard, not with all of the illegal things she does. Just accept that this goofy bitch is a lost cause and will never change.
I have some advice for her too….commit suicide Britney, you are a worthless piece of white trash and your kids will end up despising you some day so just off yourself!
yeah, it isn't working for me at all. dammittttt
video not working.
she is just begging for the attention with the windows down!
GO BACK TO YOUTUBE PEREZ! THIS VIDEO KEEPS PAUSING! love u
perez you are too funny. i can only imagine what it was like to see the one and only B-meister out and about. I'm surprised that you haven't been able to understand what she goes through though. I live on the East Coast and can tell that they follow her day and night to the point where she probably has no which way to turn but to INSANITY!!!
i love Brit! i am still a HUGE fan!
but im dont feel sorry for her anyone. She would not have a pap storm if her windows where up, if she had a driver, if when she wanted a sandwich she sent out a assitant. she loves the attention.
she should be at home every second trying to gain custody.
Perez I love you but the video isn't working !! but I still luv ya !! I check ur site like 8 times a day !!
perez you amaze me more and more hahah and teddy is sooo cute he got so big!!!
LMFAO, I AM JUST TOTALLY IN HYSTERICS RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE THE F*CKING BEST, PEREZ. FORGET ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, I LOVED THE END WHEN YOU WERE SINGING, LA E SLA BONITA, YEAH, YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS…..YOU FRIGGIN ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She needs to stay at home and hire someone to do her running!!! She loves the paps chasing her that is her HIGH.
you are so adorable perez - and i have to say (and i'm ashamed that this shows how often i log onto your site) teddy is getting SO BIG!
That's hilarious, Perez. I think I would have yelled … "ooh, trailer trash skank ho, why don't you log on to the internets and see what everyone has been saying about you for the past five years! Unfitney!" And the paparazzi thing is her instigating, remember? She has deals with the paps and their agency. She's gross … "I love you men" F Her. Love that dog Teddy. Cute face!
hahah you are such a nut perez! i LOVE it! i can just picture you screaming at brit brit! hhahaah oh and i love your hair!!!!
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Oh Perez, Teddy is sooo cute! luv him…and now back to Brit Brit……
Britney saw you but she did not want to say anthing to you (yall know that she read this) She is such a sick twisted sad little thing but don't pity her, she doesn't want your sympathy. Something bad is going to happen to her real soon…we won't have BritBrit to kick around much longer..poor little mess!!!
Perez that actually makes sense. Britney needs to hire some reliable security, and maybe she wouldn't be speeding away trying to escape!!!! It is really sad, I couldn't imagine having to spend daily life like that, but she choses, RIGHT!!! She doesn't take the measures to ensure her safety, so I guess it's all on her…
perez was nice. aww.
i hate how people get on here and insult you, this is not a site to judge perez, it is a site to hear about what celebs are up to. getting on here and calling him fat, ugly or telling him to die is just weak, and if you have a problem with him take it elsewhere because true perez fans don't wanna hear it.
love the video! so true about britney… she brings it all on herself
shame bag
UR JUST MAKING UPP SHIT SO EVERY1 WILL LOOK AT UR WEBSITE AND MILEY CYRUS IS NOT THE NEXT WHORE THOSE PIX WERE PHOTOSHOPPED MY DAD IS A PHOTOGRAPHER ID NO
Dude… your haircut is not cute. It looks ridiculous. Give it back to EMO and get your own look.
Perez…you are very sweet to make such a suggestion…you are helping Brit and a police officer…but don't you know? Britney wouldn't be able to get her drugs…the paparazzi are the dealers her friends…she would never do that in a million years!
Thanks Perez!! Loved your little blog & Teddy too! y'all are the cutest ever!
OMFG !!! You Really Look Like The Hunchback of Notre Dame!!!
OMFG !!! You R Really U-G-L-Y Like S-H-I-T !!!!
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"MOVE" HAHAHHAHAHAHA classic!! Damn britney is a ignorant slag!! Iheartyou. Your dog teddy is beautiful!!
OMFG !!! Parazita!!!
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You Really Look Like The Hunchback of Notre Dame!!!
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OMFG !!! You R Really U-G-L-Y Like S-H-I-T !!!!
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aaaah i love u Perezers!
Don't feel bad that she didn't acknowledge you Perez…. there could be a crying 9yr old girl begging for her autograph and the bitch would tell the little fan to fuck off. Britney hangs with the paparazzi… she likes it! They have her phone number and she has theirs. She invites them to her house and she dates them. They are her entourage. Of course there are a million things Britney could do to lead a semi normal life but that's not what she wants. I don't feel bad for her at all.
I read your blog every day. I am hooked. (Although I used to send you "hate" email. Never liked that you "out" "in" celebs.) I am glad you are growing up a bit. The wisest comment you made was about having a better understanding after you experienced something someone else experiences on a daily basis. I think this applies to more than just the papparazzi (I can't spell that) chasing Britney (whom I don't have sympathy for - I think she feeds/perpetuates the "crazy"). Anyway, although I don't always agree with your reporting (I am someone from the old school, probably one of your older readers, who values unbiased reporting) I do read your blog EVERY DAY, throughout the day. It is very entertaining and I can tell that you actually have a heart. Until next time…
I CAN DEFINATLEY SEE PEREZ YELLING "BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH BRITNEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHA
I CAN DEFINATLEY SEE PEREZ YELLING "BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH BRITNEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHA
I CAN DEFINATLEY SEE PEREZ YELLING "BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH BRITNEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHA
I CAN DEFINATLEY SEE PEREZ YELLING "BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH BRITNEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHA
I CAN DEFINATLEY SEE PEREZ YELLING "BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH BRITNEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHA
Perezzz…You are the f*cking bomb!!!! ahahahhahahaaaaa! I love you! I'm glad you see how it is on the other side of the fence…but hey it's HER choice to be a loca…..
(singing) La isla bonitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
awww teddys fucking gorgeous!! love you perez
you are so cute Perez
its such a love/hate with you
Hahaha you are the best Perez!!
I love Teddy!
Perez, your doggie is THE CUTEST. And I agree with your advice re Britney - she needs to get out of the limelight for a while and let all of this nonsense settle down. In a way, I do feel sorry for her being constantly surrounded by the papparazzi, but she asks for it in a way - it's a love/hate relationship. It's like neither one can live without the other And now she's banging one of them! Jesus. Not a wise idea.
Love you Perez!! Great idea for Britney!!! If only she was smart enough to follow your advice…P.S. I love teddy!!! I need a dog like that. Please keep showing teddy so we can see how big she ends up!
omg love you perez!
and i love teddy too! that dog is just too ding dang cute!
Must send some love to Teddy - LOVE THE CUTE LITTLE PUPPY … looks a lot like mine
gIRLFRIEND wasnt ur lil furry cutie supposed to be " a tiny lil bundle" like a mini doggie? member when u googled it gurl and u were like small little chicito petitio u know gurl..then dammm puppy getting BIG! hmmmm but anywways u both are cute..
I don't really get the state of your hair Perez, but I completely agree Britney needs to hire security, and a shrink, and go away and chill. Sad, Sad, Sad. Your dog is crazy cute!
How many times this evening have you jacked-off thinking about her?
you are adorable
Ok Perez I love your site I am a Perez-Addict…but whenever I see you talk or move it pisses me off……Please just stick to leaving your comments in text form…Video messages or anything where you talk just upsets me that I am here
I LOVEEE YOUR SITE!!!!
YOU ALWAYS have the SCOOP!!! Keep it coming!!!! CANY WAIT for your bday!!! I WANNA be there!
To Perez sucks 142! WHY THE FUCK VISIT THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO RUDE TO PEREZ! I BET YOU'RE A CLOSET GAY, WHO IS EXTREMELY UGLY. HATERS ARE JEALOUS PEOPLE, THEY NEED TO HATE OTHERS TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES. JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS
I LOVE PEREZ AND TEDDY
oh god finally u felt the same way she did…it's just so obviouse how weird r living every day like this being chased by a group of crazy ppl =S it's just make me sad and feel sorry for her…just wish she dont end up like princess diana "the paparrazi thingy"
Ohhhh Perez you big teddy bear! That was quite sweet.
I hope Britney does take your advice is all i can say.
HAHA I CAN SEE YOU SAYING TO BRITNEY IN THE CAR!! " AWWWWWWW BRITNEY SPEARS!!!! AHH"
MAD FUNNY PEREZI!!
HAHA I CAN SEE YOU SAYING TO BRITNEY IN THE CAR!! " AWWWWWWW BRITNEY SPEARS!!!! AHH"
MAD FUNNY PEREZI!!
HAHA I CAN SEE YOU SAYING TO BRITNEY IN THE CAR!! " AWWWWWWW BRITNEY SPEARS!!!! AHH"
MAD FUNNY PEREZI!!
HAHA I CAN SEE YOU SAYING TO BRITNEY IN THE CAR!! " AWWWWWWW BRITNEY SPEARS!!!! AHH"
MAD FUNNY PEREZI!!