The Eye of the Hurricane
Filed under: Personally Perez > Britney Spears > PerezTVOMG!!!!
We had a little encounter with Britney after she was done with her deposition on Monday.
Find out all about that - plus our advice to Spears - above!
Posted: January 21, 2008 at 8:26 pm
HAHA I CAN SEE YOU SAYING TO BRITNEY IN THE CAR!! " AWWWWWWW BRITNEY SPEARS!!!! AHH"
MAD FUNNY PEREZI!!
You are too cute!!!
HAHA I CAN SEE YOU SAYING TO BRITNEY IN THE CAR!! " AWWWWWWW BRITNEY SPEARS!!!! AHH"
MAD FUNNY PEREZI!!
WTF????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
IT IS STILL ONLY PLAYING 7 FUCKING SECONDS, CAN SOMEONE HELP ME OUT PLEASE…CAN I FIND THIS ON ANY OTHER WEBSITE???
GET YOUR WEAVE RE-DONE PP…DAYUMMMM, TALK ABOUT AWFUL EXTENSIONS!
Re: ema – Perez is just getting a taste of his own medicine, reporting celebrity news is one thing, but the way he bashes people only incites people to bash him. If he can't take the heat, which i'm sure he can, then get out of the kitchen.
YOU PROMISED NO SHITNEY NEWS!!!!?????? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY LORD, WWWWHHHHYYYYYYY?????
c'mon, bitch - do something else w/ that fucking hair! it looks like you let a three year old cut it and then use hair dye like finger paints - are you serious??? you went to sundance like that? honestly, i do like that it's darker and not one of those hideous "sweet tart" colors you've sported previously, but have mercy w/ that whirl-o-matic haircut - yikes!!!
Perez- the getting the fuck out of here advice to Brit Brit is such a great idea. However, the cop bodyguard is not such a good idea for her seeing as she's all fucked up on drugs all the time! She'd be arrested by her own bodyguard!! Love you Perez!
WOW PEREZ YOU HAVE A LOVELY SINGING VOICE!! REALLY …AND ONCE AGAIN YOU SPOKE THE TRUTH…BRITNEY MOVE!!!
your hair looks DISGUSTING. what the FUCK is up with that??? you're gay, you're supposed to have STYLE.
UgH!!!
I'm so annoyed that I can't get the video to load!!!!!!!!!!!
Pictures or it didn't happen…
and to help secure all L.A drivers and or wherever else she drives to at supersonic speeds .
hire an off duty cop britney NOW !!!!!! DO IT,
and
let's hope the cops stop the ilegal moves by the ilegal paps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i noticed half the paps can't even speak english and have accents,
if they are ilegal, they should be deported .
Grrrrrrrreat advice, Perez. For you to kind of put it all in perspective and offer Britney sincere advice is humbling. I really hope she listens to you!!!!
Plus doesn't she score a little bit more points for playing Madonna's La Isla Bonita????!!!
PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
YOU AREEEEEEEEEE THE BOMB DIGGITY DIGGGGGGGGGGG
I LOVE YOU…COME VISIT ME IN HIALEAH!!!!….LOLOLOL
XOXO
omg.. perez has a human side.. wtf?!?! quick put it away perez .. ew! haha. dont spend one more second worrying your pretty lil head off about unfitney and the papz because unfitney is no dumbass (contrary to her behavior) and she knows exactly what shes doing! she thrives in the hurricane perezy because she created it! attention is her drug of choice.. um.. well other than cocaine anyways
::::: ps: TEDDY IS SOOOOOOO CUTE xoxoxo to teddy :::::
it's only playing 7 seconds
perez…love your hair like that! awesome colours, totally looks awesome!
PEREZ, BRITNEY HAS MORE STYLE THAN YOU, AT THIS POINT. AND THAT'S SAD, CONSIDERING YOU ARE GAYER THAN CLAY AIKEN AT A CHER CONCERT. WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING THAT YOU SAID, "HMM, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY COOL? A GREASY, STREAKY PURPLE MULLET!" YOU ARE SUCH A TOOL. I'M SURE BRITNEY GIVES 2 SHITS WHAT YOUR FAT ASS THINKS. YA BIG GAY TOOL!
I thought Perez is on hollywood.tv
p.s but she doesnt NOT want to be the centre of attention .
she is a publicity whore and the paps are her only friends.
she is a serious risk to all other drivers and pedestrians
and THAT is scarey .
i hope the cops arrest more of the paps like they did the other night.
and
perez , your doggy is awesome .
is is poodle ? shepoodle ?
Perez, love you and the pup!! but i must say, without the paparazzi your site would not be what it is!!!!!!!!!! even if britney did move away we would still be trying to find her!!!!!!! TRUE RIGHT???
it's not working…….
Good advice that bitch won't follow. She WANTS/CRAVES the craziness. Cute dog, lose the new hairstyle, like the color, not the style.
OMYgoodness Perez you had me lmao!!!! (I think I even peed my pants a bit) shhhh about that though!!
And……..I LOVE LOVE your hair!!! It looks awesome!!
Keep up the good work!!
Oh Canada!
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah Perez you and Teddy are so frickin cuuuuuteee!!
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I got accidently stuck in the paparazzi mess when the Hairspray cast was at Kitson on Robertson. i had just turned down the street to go home and a ton on paparazzi surrounded the car in front of me and my car to take the cast's pictures going in, I was stuck there for a couple of minutes minutes and none of the photographers cared about getting run over or being in my way. It was scary and dangerous. I can't imagine that being my life all day long.
I'm excited for you that you saw Brittney.. I would be just as excited. I also like the advice…but if she really wanted the peace she would not be driving herself everywhere….so would hire a driver instead
Perez…you got to do something with your hair
of course she WON'T hire a cop,
as someone just reminded us,
britney and drug taking and a cop body gaurd wouldnt work too well,
i guess her body gaurd would have to arrest her .
damn…………
well if she doesnt hire a cop ,
we know why not …………
that
and also
the
fact she
loves living in a hurricane .
If you are by chance skimming through these comments, Britney Spears.. just now I love you. and have faith that you will get better.. and be back on top. mwahh xo
not working…
perez how is she gonna snort narcotics in front of police officers? the idea is to surround yourself with enablers!
okay i love perez!!! and Teddy rocks!!! so funny love this shit
wow, that actually made sense. i mean really, u have a point.
it would be the smartest investment she could make. i really hope she saw this!
xoxo
your laugh is adorable. it had my three month old son cracking up everytime you laughed!
you need to switch back to YouTube dude….this thing isn't playing.
It seems like she kicked everyone out of her life, bodyguards included, when she realized they would be used against her whenever Kevin felt the need. Frankly, I don't think she should have to spend money on bodyguards to tame the paps. The city should take control of the situation!! It's completely out of hand, and Britney is not the only victim, just the most severe. Look at what just happened to Jessica Alba - paps taking a picture under her dress!!! Perez, you said yourself many are illegal, have tickets, disobey laws & put others in danger. Why is it only Britney's responsibility?? The cops can arrest these paps w/ or w/o her. NOT that I don't think your idea is wonderful, I just don't necessarily believe she should employ them for the reasons you are stating. It's unfair that is all up to her to find a way to maintain safety. WE NEED LAWS!!
While it would be nice for Brit-frit to hire off duties… it wont happen because of her "after hours" play time. She doesnt want to get filmed like Winehouse.
Celebrities even D listers need to start to straighten out thir lives.
Look at ANT and you will see a train crash waiting to happen.
Perez, you're a friggin genius!! If only she would have turned her head for ya! *L* And Teddy is adorable!
PEREZ, WHO TOLD YOU THAT A GREASY PURPLE MULLET WOULD LOOK STYLISH? UGGH! BRITNEY WOULDN'T EVEN GO FOR THAT SHIT. BLOWS THAT STEREOTYPE OF GAYS BEING STYLISH OUTTA THE WATER … JUST SHAVE IT OFF. IT IS BEYOND REPULSIVE. ICK!!
Teddy is absolutely adorable!!!!! Show more Teddy!!! PS Britney is a lost cause.
I think what we all have to understand is that Britney will never do what's right for herself or for her kids, because she loves and craves the attention she gets from the paps. whether she admits it or not. It is JUST THAT EASY for her to move away to some obscure town and live and get her life together… but she hasnt. ALSO you have gorgeous eyes Perez.
So at first I felt sorry for Britney and didn't understand why no one would leave her alone. NOW, ive come to the conclusion that this deranged girl enjoys it. If it werent for the paps who would she hang out with? Who would give her attention? I now fully believe she doesnt want her kids and that she is so far into her self that she wont listen to anyone except those trying to exploit her. Very sad but VERY pathetic.
Perez. you're so great. and so is Teddy!
ahahahhahaha!
that was hilarious! i couldn't stop laughing…
Dude, did it occur to you that practically everything SHE does is illegal? I can just see if now - off-duty officer Friendly guarding the toilet stall while she cuts her lines….
PEREZ HILTON you are a genius. I wish I WAS you. jk
Perez. U crack me up!! is'nt strange to see what u have been writting about? it's like you said surreal and u we're sucked up in it for 1 min. omg. you're dogs cute. he he.
I agree with Perez, and the other people on here who KNOW that she's just driving around for attention. She has no friends. No family that she's on good terms with. If she needs gas, food, coffee, WHATEVER, she can HIRE someone to go get it for her! Or have it delivered! Jesus Christ! Stay home if you're so scared of the paps following you around making you drive crazy, Bratney.
Perez, I fucking love you.
PEREZ WHAT THE FUCK…IT'S ONLY PLAYING SEVEN SECONDS FOR SOME PEOPLE COULD YOU POSSIBLY FIX THAT ASAP, CONSIDERING THIS IS YOUR JOB AND ALL!!!!!!
OMG I freakin luv u!!! I mean, what else would i do @ work when there is nothing going on??? thanks Perez, thanks for making life less boaring and juicier and soooo funny!!!
At least she had a good song playing…
people in glass houses…..the pot calling the kettle…. bad hair extensions? yes but what is your excuse? seriously, you are so NOT in a position to comment on any one persons hair, weight, clothing choice or personal grooming matters. your own unwashed flabby body and unkempt coif wouldn't be so noticable if you were not blasting some one else about theirs. ewww.
heheh congrats on the sighting. I like your hair because it's flamboyant and arty looking. And yes Teddy is getting BIG!. You had some good ideas for her but I think she enjoys the paps.
You are too cute. Good advice for poor brit brit. It must be a living hell to be her.
Snore dude. Your hair is super lame.
perez u fucking pickle smoocher why would she want cops with her all the time if shes doing drugs and shit it would ruin any chance of her getting her kids back. i cant believe u make a living off of this shit u suck
gotta love that dog… he is too cute!
it only get to the part where he says of corse i was screaming and then it doesnt work anymore
i tried it in aol and internet explorer
im kinda glad you had this encounter cause maybe now youll stop talking so much shit about britney, and then maybe i wont hate you as much, and then maybe ill even start visiting your page more, just like i used to when i was addicted and before you went crazy on britney……
just a thought……
I fucking
Its so funny that she didnt even answer you.
She clearly doesnt give a shit about you or what your opinion may be.
She is a living ledgend.
If she wanted she could buy your street perez.
And pay the papz to kill you.
Think about that. x x x x x x x
Mucho Luvvo Cunt features.
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aaahhaa!! aww Perez i heart you!! *xoxoxo
PEREZ YOU'RE LIKE MY FAVORITE BITCH EVAAAA!
I can just picture the whole thing go down as you described your story. Freakin hilarious!
Good advice about the hiring a cop… lets she if she listens.
Cheers*~
WTF…my comment didn't post! I said… "I fucking
PEREZ, I LOVE YOU. KEEP BRINGING US THE NEWS.
YOUR ADVICE IS GREAT BUT SHE WON'T LISTEN TO IT BECAUSE SHE LOVES THE ATTENTION TOO MUCH. SHE ACTS LIKE A SPOILED BRAT WHO THROWS A FUSS WHEN SHE CAN'T HAVE HER WAY. SHE ALSO NEEDS AN EDUCATION…SHE IS STUPID.
ANHOO, LOVE, LOVE YOUR DOG….HOW PRECIOUS…AND LOVE YOU. KEEP IT COMIING.
MORGAN LOVES PEREZ!
YEP YOU ARE SO RIGHT PEREZ SHE SHOULD HIRE OFF DUTY POLICE OFFICERS. THAT WOULD SO WORK, SOMEONE CALL BRIT AND TELL HER, SOME ONE PASS THE NEWS ON TO HER.
i know u all will have seen the cris croker video ages ago but has anyone seen the seth greens reply its very funny i just watched it
Love it, love it, love it. That was a amazing vidio. And yes she needs help. Unless she really likes being chassed and all the attention. If she had any sence she would just go away, and get her life together. But she chooses to stay and be a strange girl, doing strange things.
Your thinking is all wrong. Just because one is a police officer doesn't mean that their authority carries over during their off duty hours. Certainly cops sometimes suppliment their income with side jobs… but it's not because of their authority. It's because of their experience. Law enforcement and private security detail are two entirely different realms which means different rules and so forth.
Morgan LOVES Perez
Perez, do you know what charisma you have on camera? I never realized it before, and coming from a female that's an honest compliment. If I saw Britain-y (that's my little theory on her British accent, she thinks she owns it because of her name) and you both at the light on Wilshire, I would take your picture, not hers, because you will be the bigger star someday!
Perez..I love your excitement! I would have done the same thing! Anyway…just wanted to tell you that you have a beautiful singing voice…you should sing more often. Everytime you do a video, you make me smile. Thanks.
PEREZ YOU ARE SO CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHA
Perez you are the GOAT! Greatest of ALL TIME! fuck ya!
I love Teddy! He is sooo adorable!
no one wants to talk to you. no one fucking likes you.
PEREZ, HONEY HOW WOULD SHE DO HER DRUGS? SHE STAYS SANS SECURITY IN EXCHANGE FOR THE FREEDOM TO DO WHATEVER THE HELL SHE WANTS TO DO (LEGAL OR OTHERWISE).
lmao love it
& teddy is so cute! (:
IT IS RELLY FUNNY
Perez, I know you're lying. NO WAY Britney was stopped at a stop light.
TE QUIERO PEREZZZZ!!!!!!
PEREZ…… First of all, why wasn't your first "TIP" for SHITNEY to "STAY HOME"???? she has enough money to HIRE someone to do these SHIT errands and not risk people's lives in her desperate search for attention….. SECOND, SHITNEY WOULD NEVER HIRE AN OFF DUTY COP TO PROTECT HER… first of all, then someone with some actual credibility and an OATH TO UPHOLD THE LAW (AS WELL AS PEACE) would see how really messed up she is, but second - SHE LOVES THIS, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE "PROTECTED!!!" Jeeze……… you may have been able to "live" with what SHITNEY does, for a brief period of time, BUT PLEASE DON'T FORGET THAT SHE LOVES THIS, ASKS FOR IT, SEEKS IT OUT (didn't you see the video of her rollin with the paps and inviting them in to party with her) Come on Perez…… please don't tell me that you got hit in the head while hangin at Sundance and have forgotten who we are dealing with here, I know being out of the loop for a bit while you are away can sometimes make you forget things - but this is UNFITNEY we are talking about, a selfish, spoiled, narcissistic, no talent little hooch! ………
YOur teeth are blindingly fucking white, girl!
But you look cute.
What is "crazenergy"?
for a long time now, i've been thinking–god, if a hundred papparazzi were chasing me every day…everywhere i went–wouldn't i be a little paranoid? if everyone in my life, since i was 8 years old, tried to use or exploit me in some way, wouldn't i be a little suspicious of people? if, since i was 8 years old, everyone else has been in control of my life, i would probably have multiple melt downs while trying to gain some control back. you're right, she doesn't live a normal life. so, why are we expecting a girl who has never experienced a normal life to NOT go crazy. of course she should go crazy. and given all she deals with, i'm surprised she doesn't have MORE melt downs.
Empathy=Understanding.. Guess there weren't any dictionaries in the swag suites at Sundance.
you're so goofy Perez. good to see Teddy. she prolly looked like shit so she could'nt turn around.
fuck you bitch!#
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Perez you are the GOAT! Greatest of ALL TIME! fuck ya!
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MR. PEREZ
LOVE U TO DEATH…BUT FUCK UR LOOKING REALLY HURT…..IT LOOKS LIKE UR STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND AND VIDEO TAPIN UR LAST DAYZ… A SIMPLE SHAVE AND GEL…AND MAYBE A JOG AROUND THE BLOCK WILL DO U SOME MUCH NEEDED GOOD….B4 U END UP ON HER TALKIN SHIT ABOUT UR SELF….I WOULD SAY KISSES BUT I MIGHT GET CUT….
well-played, perez.
But then the police will find all her crack that she keeps around…..that = not good for Brit.
Teddy is SOOOOOO cute!
That was the best thing I've ever seen. I liked the Teddy cuteness at the end.
Teddy's so cute! lol btw Perez that was really genuine advice. So sweet xo
LMFAO.. omg i wish i were Perez Hilton. LOL!!! he freaking crackkks me up. that was great. KEEP THE FRESH SHIT COMMINGG.. damn. Britneyy. love her too.