The Eye of the Hurricane
Filed under: Personally Perez > Britney Spears > PerezTVOMG!!!!
We had a little encounter with Britney after she was done with her deposition on Monday.
Find out all about that - plus our advice to Spears - above!
Posted: January 21, 2008 at 8:26 pm
hey perez! Yr actually looking kinda cute! Dig the hair (although it's sort of goth punk - like pete wentzy or something). I know you'll hate this - but I swear you have a weird jared leto thing happening!
You totally need to start exercising like a fiend and pull a jack osboune - you can do it! You're almost there! Hope you are getting some cute young ass
Perez…you REALLY need to go back to YouTube! The video streaming sucks…it only loads about 3 seconds at a time and judging from the comments below…most people can't even get the video to load! Love your videos but hate that we can't view them!
You are totally right, that’s some good advice! I honestly think she gave up on herself… but she doesn't even stop to think about all the people who haven't given up on her. I like Brit, she has gone through a lot of the same things I have from a "Ghetto Baby Daddy". To partying a little too hard… but at the end I got through it and so can she.. I found an awesome husband who is wonderful to my 2 kids… She just needs to take a long look at herself and say… "I AM BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS, I got the wild out of my system and now I'm going to a show the world it was just a faze!". Then take a 6 month vacation and come back fully charged and take on the world with a TOUR with you new album!!!!! I know you can Brit!!! DO IT!!!! WE LOVE YOU and THINK YOU’RE JUST AS HUMAN as ANYONE OF US WHEN WE WERE SINGLES MOMS AT YOUR AGE! (Minus the paparazzi)
ahh man, I drive down wilshire everyday and I've never had a sighting as good as Britney!!! Rick Fox or Marcia Cross or John Voite, but not BrtBrit! I did heard a bunch of honking and tires squeeling today, was that you Perez? hahahah!
Good Advice perez, but the thing is I really think she loves all the attention.She would probably have a bigger meltdown if they stopped following her.
My Dearest Perez,
I'm a longtime reader/first time poster.
I'm so glad you've taken a moment to see things from another perspective. It's refreshing. However, under the circumstances, are you kidding me?!? You said yourself, her wiindows were down!!! She wanted it.
I will add that when the craziness first started, I don't think she wanted it and your new level of understanding may have been a bit more appropriate then. She has been warped by the attention and I'd venture to say that you're a day late and a dollar short.
Obviously, I'm a faithful reader and enjoy your entertainment aspect but you've missed the mark here. You yourself profitted from the road she's taken. Understanding from you now seems a bit disingenuous but who am I to judge, I've already admitted to being a long time reader.
Kisses,
Cas
LOL GO TO X17 PEREZ IS WEARING A WHITE HOODIE SCREAMING BRITNEY BRITNEY IS THE PEREZ I PRACTICALLY FELL OVER MY CHAIR FUNNY SHIT!
Perez' Rule… Maybe we're related???
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Shiteous Hairdo!!
I agreed with all you said about Britney except one thing. It is illegal to have tinted windows in LA so she can't do that. The other advice was excellent.
Perez, you were star struck. LOL
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…and you are criticizing OTHER people's new haircuts?????????
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She is addicted to the attention. Plus she is jealous and wants to stop her little sister from overshadowing her so she always has to make a scene. She is sick. Plus it is the only way she gets love - from paparazzi, who make money off her. It is a vicious cycle. I just hope we do not all have see pictures when the inevitable accident finally occurs. Ewe.
that is the cutest dog ever!!! What kind of dog is that I want one!!! I love Perez you are so crazy and adorable Luv YA
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PEREZ! i cant beleive i jsut sat in front of ,y computer for 5 minutes and listened to you. but u are hilarious and i love u and teddy! how big is he supposed to get? YOU GUYS ROCK and britney sucks for not waving at u
well you see perez… she has a reason why she doesnt leave .
in her own words;
"Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon' put pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me"
and thats why she wont leave. they will put pictures of her butt in us weekly.
I LOVE YOUR LAUGH! U HAVE THE CUTEST LAUGH!!! I WISH YOU WERE MY GAY!
LOVE the hair PEREZ!!!!!
alright perez first off, we all know britney is way to big of a drug addict to have cops by her 24/7 .
Plus She loves the attention, she treats them like they're good old buddys. Shes a moron and uh I give her 1-2 until she kills herself or dies princess diana style (but without the class)
xoxo
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All good advice Perez, except : Britney would never hire a police officer to work as her bodyguard…How would she be able to meet up with her dealer every 4 hours and get all crunk nasty with him around?!?
All she has to do is enter a mental hospital and chill there. she shopuld get over the stigma and just use it as a vacation from life and adulthood. she can get some legal sedating drugs, get fed. she doesn't have to take care of her own raggedy ass. The papparazzi can'tr get in unless she leaves with a member of her family for 2 hours on the weekend. She can still be in the public eye and get better and cut the papparazi to the minimum, workout in there, write a tell all book, use the visitng hours to work on an album or hire a stylist. she can take out the extensions come up with a super high fashion look. She has to deal with her fmaily because those are the only people she can leave with. Get off the stupid drugs which suck anyway. Oh the fantasy…. The psych hospital rules… I would do that shit again right now instead of working and being responsible and shit.
Wow, Perez, what big pupils you have.
ur funny
Perez, love your site and this short video made me think what a nice guy you are. Brittany is a mess and it is too bad her own Mother, family or support haven't insisted she leave/stay home- you gave good insight into what she must go through. Of course she apparently doesn't listen to them or wouldn't be out there 24/7 but kind of you to try to get through to her. Cute pup!
boy you are crazy, funny and crazy, first time i see one of your videos and you are so natural, so fresh, keep it up
i heart u Perez… ur adorable
Perez, your so fricken hilarious, i just love listening to what you have to say. You make me laugh histarically, i agree, with everything you say. Right on the nose. I love the shit you say bout her and of course everyone else. You got it all right.
I LUV you Perezito! Only a Latina Queen can keep it as real as you. Just one thing you didn't advise Britney to get a DRIVER and send her a$$ to a Latina Hair salon you KNOW we'll take care of her and you too whats going on with that mapo pa? MUAH BESOS!
Perez, this is the first time you have actually said something positive about Brit brit.
I am very impressed.
Yes, we all know her personal life it completely MAD but it must be extreme to see it in action –
i FUCKING LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!! …and thats my fave Madonna song
britnay spears should come to iceland. we will hid her like anne frank. and she can stop her bad habits we would set her right. we would teach her to be adult. we would show her how to make musics because she does not make her own musics
Perez, this is the first time you have actually said something positive about Brit brit. I am very impressed.
Yes, we all know her personal life it completely MAD but it must be extreme to see it in action –
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Great idea about the security Perez…….but Britney THRIVES off of all this crazy shit!!!
P.S. Love ur puppy!! What kind is it???
Perez, I am amazed and truly shocked, it is the first time i have seen u show sympathy for Britney. Nice to know you are changing your ways a bit. Love ya.
Firstly - you trash Britney daily. Why did you expect her to turn to you and say Hi.
Secondly - if she hires one of these guys she needs to find one that really does his job because he loves it and one that isnt getting some backhanded payment from the paps to tell them where she is and what her plans are.
Things are so cut and dry perez. Do you not think shes tried it before and been fucked over? You cant blame her for the streets being unsafe. Blame the lunatic paps who are putting general motorists lives at risk for a photograph.
love you Perez!!! You rock
You are a DORK. That was too funny that you were screaming at her. LMAO I usually get annoyed with some of the vicious things you say, but that was funny. You're much better in person than in words.
Brit can't hire cops because she's doing illegal sh*t herself. Duh.
brit wont change, she wotn move, she wont hire police as body guards cuz theyll see her smokin her crack and she'll be in jail. sorry perez =(
OF COURSE she's not going to talk to you Perez. With the sheer amount of times you've trash talked her, why would she pay you any attention? Glad you're going to lighten up on her a bit, and I must say, the mental image of you freaking out in a car next to Britney is totally fab.
Re: ro –
Ro,
Tinted windows are illegal in LA.
too littel, too late for consideration you COMEMIERDA ugly fuck!
you leave her alone too cruel fuck!
God dammit Perez, cut your fucking hair already. Enough with the 1/2 mullett…..you are rad enough to rock a mohawk. i can't stand looking at your big white teeth and ugly hair anymore.
now as for brittany-ENOUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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I'm sorry, but I just can't feel sorry for her. She LIVES for the attention. Let her live her batshitcrazy life, it's what she wants and needs. I don't think she is crazy, I think she knows exactly what she is doing and loving every minute of the attention that her antics generate.
Love the hair Perez….cute dog!
She doesn't do those things because she wants the attention. It's that simple. There is a pay off for her or she would change things.
hahah you're so funny, mate i would b that syked if i saw YOU in the car next to me let alone brit brit
I love Teddy!
time for a new weave girl shit is looking rough.
I'm proud of you for this post perez…. you look really good by the way i like ur hair it's better then the pink and green or blue. Well anyway Britney i still think you are worth so much more then what is happening to you right now so just stay strong love and someday you will make it through this … many of us love you and support you!
This is a much better side of P-Dildo. He seems more like a real person reporting on celebs, just like before he sold out to VH1. Keep rockin' out with your cock out…..biatch.
Love you. Love your hair. You should make your little videos like 2 minutes, not almost 6. Too many bytes for my attention. but I do love your hair now.
FUNNY RIGHT AFTER I SUBMIT MY COMMENT IT BEGINS TO WORK. GOOD VIDEO AND GOOD TIPS!
Yes yes YES!!!!!! pEREZ IS SO RIGHT! Britney, leave for just a bit……hire some awesome people……and do nothing other than counseling for 3 months on end. Get KFed back in your loop, go to Samoa, and do nothing but watch your children on the beach playing in the sand……
Perez-
If brit brit is willing to roll down wilshire with the windows wide open, what makes you think that Brit-Brit will take your advice to move away and hire a bodyguard?
I love that video BTW! Even on a bad day it would crack me up.
that is actually some really awesome advice Perez!! She wont take it- but its great advice nonetheless!!
OMG Perez like I so totally thought when you said you saw bad hair extensions you were going to say it turned out to be a mirror!
why doesn't she drive through a car wash when she is driving around aimlessly? That must have been awesome. I bet her car smells really bad like cigarettes and i bet the interior has spilled starbucks and cheetos all smashed in the interior. I can't believe she didn't wave, whatta bitch.
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Perez…. you make me laugh.
You gave some great advice, but will she take it? FUCK NO.
She LOVES the attention and eventually its going to kill her.
PS I LOVE TEDDY! He is TOO Cute!
I love you Perez… I have this strong suspicion that you smoke weed and this video on seeing Britney Spears just completely solidified it. awesome.
Oh Perez! You go against so much I believe in but I'm addicted to you! You are so funny and say all the things everyone is thinking but I for one could never say! And I think the thing with Brit is that she is addicted to the papparazzi. She thrives on the attention, she does not know who she is without it. If she is not on Tv, printed in mags or talked about in blogs then she disapears…it is all she has ever known and without it she is nothing. It is so sad and I can only pray that really someday she can grow up and get help before it is too late….everyone should be praying for her as I am
and even though I may not agree 100% with your politics I'm stoked you are so informed and incouraging so many to do their research and vote! I can't help myself I'm a fan of yours!
Perez, I really don't think you have room to talk about anyone having bad hair.
Love you though!
You should do more video messages. You'd make me hate you less. But yes, the police-bodyguards is a good idea. I think her moving would be a better idea, though. She's not going to listen. She'll probally end up dead soon anyway.
Perez….I'm very fond of you. Not a day goes by that I don't check out your site. I can picture you screaming BRIIITNEYYYYYY"!!! So funny…
BUT I HATE YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLEH!!!!!!!!!
You're not an ugly guy. Do something with that mess!
Oh P.Hilty
Brilliant advice!!! Too bad Brit won't listen to us…her REAL fans!!! We want to look out for her and want her to come out on top of the world…like she once was!!! Perez, You Rock Brother!!!
Love ya,
CK
omg you are so rite… your words should become brit's bible
i love your dog he's the cutest thing i've ever seen
i luv luv ur hair cut
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Even though I despise the fact that you rag on Britney Spears ALL the time…I still think you are adorable. And addictive.
O.k., first of all you people who have nothing better to do then type first need a hobby, or a good book to read. Second, and more importantly, P…you rock. Your honesty and optimism is refreshing and fun, and you always make me smile! Keep at it, I adore you and your pup!
You are so right. So right. Britney! Listen up! P-nasty is right! And also - Teddy is so cute. so cute!
I've been addicted to your site for the past few years. I love the pictures of the fashion that the celebrities are wearing, celebrities without makeup looking normal (and shit), and all of the other entertaining things you have on here. But I've realized something. Isn't it sites like this one that have really increased the harassment that some of these celebrities are experiencing. Believe me I am guilty too. This site is an indulgence if you will. But things have gotten out of hand. Lives are being put in jeopardy. Take Britney for example. You have seen first hand the craziness and the extent to which this has evolved. Even if laws are passed I don't see this changing. I mean you said yourself a majority of the people chasing her and other celebrities are "illegal aliens" or driving on suspended lic. They don't care about the law. In order for this to stop before something tragic happens we as fans and celebrity gawkers have to do something. An idea that comes to mind is simply stop posting this stuff. I mean we really are the reason and the fuel on the fire. I'm not trying to ruffle anyones feathers or attack anyone I just think everyone should really think if risking human life is worth our daily indulgence. Some might say "there famous its part of the job", it's not only putting the celebrity at risk but inocent bystanders as well. Just a thought.
I love you Perez!! because you keep it REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Rock Perez!! I love ur personality Biatch!!
fuck britney.. I LOVE TEDDY!!!!!!
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U ROCK PEREZ
perez - your hair looks super cute! love ya!
you are so right perez…she is not in this world. and i can imagine the feeling u got from her and her bubble. you are soo cute perez keep up the good work. you are awesome.
HEY PEREZ WHATS THE NAME OF THAT SONG YOU SING AT THE END
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It only plays up to "you just read the title"
What your said would be the smart thing to do but Britney is anything but smart. She creats the choas by calling the photogs. Hell, she's even getting paid for it. So seriously, she's not going to do anything that will cost her money!
Your tips for Britney are great, so very nice of you.
The thing is that the piece f s*** couldn't care less about getting rid of the papparazzi or being aware o the threat she represents for the people driving near her.
I think at his moment, the best anybodycan do for her is to make her assume that she needs professional help and do sth about it.
PEREZ YOU ARE LOOKING HOT BABY! VERY SWEET REPLY TO BRITNEY - LOVED YOUR INSIGHT - IT SEEMED LIKE YOU HAD A RATHER SURREAL ENCOUNTER WITH BRITNEY, ALMOST LIKE A LITTLE OF YOUR BITCHY-BITCH HAS WORN AWAY - THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU - DEEP INSIDE YOU ARE A BIG OLD TEDDY BEAR.
i find it funny that you are offended that she didn't turn around to look at you. you're a total asshole to her and then what her attention when you see her out? secondly, you have no fucking room to talk about ugly hair. your hair is fucking hideous.
sadly, you make my life SO much more interesting.
hahaha
Nice fucking Mullet Perez..cut that shit!
Wow, there are alot of haters out there that have something to say about your hair. Hobbies…..I am telling you, get a hobby people and take Perez off your favorites list. If you don't have anything nice to say….shut the fuck up.
Vincent, get spell check.
Nautilus, Jill Kellygrl, and Youtube, for the love of god, please refer above. Perez, you have fabulous personal insight that we all tune in to…..some of us just have manners. Great advice to Unfitly. Remember that that cruel unnecessary comments about your appearance are from people who go to your sponsors sites, after reading delicious gossip.
I love you perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! LOVEEEEED this blog!!! Fuck Britney… she's just acting like a stuck-up cunt. I hope she takes your advice, but that is unlikely to happen.
Forget Brit…this vid was ALLLL ABOUTTTT TEDDDDYYYYY!
Ah yes, Perez knows best. Dude, why would Britney look at you or talk to you when you talk shit about her every single day on your blog??? We all know she should move out of L.A but she won't so just shut the fuck up and stop acting like you're a saint.
lots of great ideas, but if she hired cops, could she do all the illegal shit she does?
PEREZ - LOVE THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HONESTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG what a bitch!! I would have waved to you honey!