The Eye of the Hurricane
Filed under: Personally Perez > Britney Spears > PerezTVOMG!!!!
We had a little encounter with Britney after she was done with her deposition on Monday.
Find out all about that - plus our advice to Spears - above!
Posted: January 21, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Re: kellygrl – Wow, have you thought about therapy? Gay bashing is so un PC love. You have some real anger issues if someone….anyone's appearance is getting you that worked up. Here's an update. There are many many many websites. Go to another one sweetheart, because clearly this one is too much for your blood pressure.
Yup, but couldn't/wouldn't EVER happen! Like that drug addict wants cops around her 24/7?!? I think not. She does need to go away….
PEREZ!!! I FUCKIN LOVE YOU….YOU FUCKIN ROCK…
I want to work for u!!!:)
Perez, you crack me up! You should totally put lavender streaks in your hair next time
And BTW, I love your dog!! So sweet!
Speaking of bad extensions…
PEREZ YOU'RE LOOKING HANDSOME
HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?! SERIOUSLY MAN
before you make any comment about Britney's hair, look at your own hair… is hideous!!
Re: did tator tott and small fry get ahold of your hair!!! – Are you serious? The key to make capital letters is over
first off thats amazing that you saw brit!!!
I would have freaked out just as much as you!! haha
Secondly, I'm from Ontario and I don't know about the laws in the states of California for that matter, but in Ontario a cop cannot arrest someone or give someone a ticket if they are off duty.. atleast i dont think so.
anyway! just wanted to point that out
love ya perezzzzz
It's not working!!!
And I'm so excited to watched it!!
Who is that fat ugly guy?
OMFG!! Is that Perez
damn, he looks really ugly with that haircut.
Wow, you're actually human. I'm sure that took alot out of you. But good advice, I hope she does something along those lines. I can't imagine being her. Poor girl.
Perez Hilton,
you are amazing. end of story.
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this is probably the best post you have made perez. Quite logical. The police should be around her and i think its crap what people are saying that she won't hire them because she has to quit whatever drugs she's taking as she's geting random drug tests andthey tookaway her kids.
Perez!
I love your site so much.
I swear i am on it at least 10 times aday for checking updates!!!
Your video was hysterical!
Keep up the good work!
PS.
Your dog, is adorable!
Britney I love you! Perez + empathy = A big joke
Damn Perez, you are so friggin funny! U and Teddy are the best!
Canada loves Perez!!!!
I remember when I saw Britney on PCH. This was probably right before she married K Fed. Anyway we were at a stop sign and I was right behind her. For some reason she started waving at me making goofy faces. She was with two other girls and they were all laughing with Britney. For some reason I just flipped her off, and Britney just starts laughing. Light turns green, and off she went.
PEREZ U R FUN….AND U SPEAK WELL
GREAT advice perez!
and imma steal that dog of yours! lookout!
you crack me up at the end!! Love you perez!!!
Oh my God. Teddy is so big! He's ginormous! Still so cute. Show more Teddy please.
Well… I never… perez, you turncoat HAHAHA
Perez, You are soo right!! i have said that she just needs to go the fuck away for the longest time now!!However, I would miss her escapades tho!! Ha ha!! Great Minds do think alike!! Hugs and Kisses and Love, Lyssa
i wish your video would FUCKING WORK!!!!
Hey fatty, your extensions are WORSE!!
Go Britney for ignoring this asshole.
Don't give him that satisfaction!!
Damn that Bitch!
GREAT idea…Off duty cops…The judge should FORCE Brit to do that for the safety of the public. You want to feel sorry for her, but windows down "look at me sydrome", hellooo you can't. She is such a stupid little bitch!
Perez, do you have ANY idea how fucking homely you are??? Word. And you have the nerve to talk about the appearance of other REAL celebs. Chile, you are the real UGLY BETTY.
i fucking agree with you 200%
Perez, I LUVV lUUV your hair right now. Very hottie hottie….
Good advice for Britney EXCEPT you forgot one thing……how would she then ENGAGE in her extra curricular habits without getting arrested?
And Teddy is the best.
Great advice. But, she would never do it, because she LOVES & CRAVES the ATTENTION she gets when she's out, or she would STOP chilling with the paps!!
i like how in a way …u kindof took up for her…..was a rlly rlly big step and I appreciate it as a fan….ya its hard to be her fan…but even u Perez……remeber the Britney she was…..just remeber..Britney..
O! She heard you allright!!!
i love you perez you have alot of good to say you should be President, say it it sounds so good. love you…….. peace out…
Perez, I like you more because of your greater understanding expressed in this vlog.
She is in a CRAZY world that none of us can imagine….
u got to experience it….now hopefully she takes your advicE!! poor Britney….Britney fans just want her to COME back!!!!
haha! ur adorable! doubt britney will even see this mate… and if she will, se'll probly just ignore it. to hell with tht twat!
You're one to talk about ugly hair….look at yourself. It's sad how much joy you get out of talking shit about other people. All it shows is how insecure you are about yourself-as you should be. I hope one day when no one likes you anymore (not that anyone truly does now), everyone kicks you when you're down.
I agree with the person who said Teddy needs his own shirt!
And LMAO You're so funny. I bet you'd be hilarious to hang out with.
I don't think she'll do it Perez because she craves the attention :0(
I LOVE this video and I love your comments!
dude you're one to talk about anyone's hair being effed up. your hair is ugly as fuck, it looks like an EMO MULLET…that is just tore up from the floor up…fix that shit son.
I can't get it to play beyond 1:15. Anyone have any suggestions?
you crack me up, Perez! and I love your dog - but you know what Britney really needs to do? just STAY HOME!!
OHHHHH… Madonna!! I knew I knew it,
Please come back to Youtube Perez and please keep pwning Britney shes a bitch And she deserves it
U ROCK PEREZ
WTF? There is no way I could click on the video if the screenshot is that hideous! How the fuck do you keep getting uglier at such a geometric rate, Mario? FUCK! Why is this not under the "easily offended" category?
its not working for me
what type of dog do you have!!?! teddy is gorgeous!!!
seriously… i've tried to watch this video like 20 times and it always stops at 0:07 seconds!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR
you are mean to her why would she speak to you? why would she move she loves the attention….otherwise she wouldnt go to rite aid at 1 am for no reason. Omg that dog is so cute! what kind is it?
This is crap Perez. Brit will not change her ways with her life the way it is and the pap swarming her. I think that the circus she has surrounding her life has made her the mess that she is & she doesn't know what "what " Reality is.
U have an ad for the Brit Train Wreck, but you are giving her advice on what to do to. You had it around you for 15 seconds at a stop light, that poor girl has it 24/7/365. If that was my life, I am sure I would be a "Train Wreck". Apart from that, your advice to go to a tropical island…that is insincere & I can see you R really rooting for her, esp. with your Train Wreck ad…NICE.
Britney wont do a damn thing as she is a mess, I think it is up to the fans to put down the mags, don't web search for her & just forget she existed for a bit. We fuel the pap harassing her like they are because we have a blood thirsty need to see what up with Brit. Are we such a mess as a society that we have to be like bloodthirsty hounds after her?
With 2 small kids involved here & as a society, we owe them opur help to help her get better. I amcertain that if the pap wasn't always on her, she would have the chance to breathe & actually get some normalcy back in her life, and maybe even have a chance to give those two little boys the mother they deserve.
Just a thought, but it may be nice to
"Say NO to Britney"
If we Loved her so much, we would give her this.
"Say no to Britney"…Put down the blog, don't search her, give her a chance to breathe.
HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS PEREZ… SO YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE… WELL I'M SURE YOU WILL CUZ YOU'VE JUST READ THE -
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THAT IS ALL THAT PLAYS!!!!!! WTF????
Perez! You're brilliant!!! The only bad thing about Brit hiring off-duty police officers is that would mean SHE would actually have to start obeying the law, too!
Good advice Perezzy, but the problem is that Britney does not want help. She likes the attention, and she likes the craziness. She would go crazy if no one paid attention to her anymore. Sadly this will only when she is dead. She won't get the help she so desperately needs.
Perez, you are adorable, so funny and entertaining, and i always love it when you post these videos. don't read the comments from the mean, nasty people. you are something special, and the idiots who actually take the time to go to your site, and then comment, well, enough said. we all love you and teddy too !
vid not working! =(
Very funny video, Perez!! I laughed when you said you screamed at her. It's even funnier that she wouldn't look over at you.
I sure hope she listens to this. That's some sound advice you're issuing there, Perez
….hum….you were really bored, weren't you ?
ok, i just want to say that i love this site and something about it keeps me checking it multiple times a day, but perez, or whatever your name is, you really annoy me. Whenever you post yourself it bugs me to death. God, just be yourself. It's ok, I am sure people will still like you.
You dont have to act "extra gay" or "dive" JUST BE YOURSELF.
hahahaa awesome. puppy is so adorable!!!
She didnt answer because she cant handle your truth baby! love you more than life itself!
Hi Perez! I didnt realize what a sweetie you were until I saw your video…its like I have seen you on some shows here and there or heard about you through websites etc. But it was nice to see your a normal person…granted you rag on celebs…but I guess someones gotta do it! Keep up the funny work! You are a great personality
why are you so annoying? LIke your purple hair and rat tail is just screaming for attention. I realize you probably don't read this, but if you do its ok if you make me your goddamn email of the week. I know how you like to do that to your haters. It's very 12 year old girl of you, which, I realize is how you want to appear. I like your site, I just don't like you. Too fake.
PS I dont like the people that say "first." Get a life that doesn't involve being first on "I'm why people think Americans are stupid's" site" to comment.
perez you soooo gay you stupid queer ,,,,plz get a life sooooon…
Funny story..digging the hair Perez
perez, your dog is just totally adorable!! he should have his own website where he gives us all the dirt about celebrity animals! haha just joking, but that'd be cute.
but your video was just so funny!! shit, if i had a friend like you my life would be full of fun and crazy moments
advice,
next time when you see brit brit, yell something like, "look justin temberlake is behind you" maybe she'll budge a little because shes slut and would want to fight for justin back! haha just joking AGAIN
but wow if i ever see brit i think i would totally freak out to and yell so loud, but then again maybe i will ZOOOM off like all the others!! haha and maybe pop her tires so she has to pull over sooner or later! haha
make more videos!!!!! =]
Perez… i lov ya … but pleease do something about your hair…
Teddy is sooooooooooooo cute!!!!
You're a smarty pants… and I LOVE TEDDY.
But she wouldn't do that b/c of all the illegal shit that SHE does. That wouldn't be good for her custody case… she breaks like 10 laws every hour.
wow it's so awesome to know i was on Wilshire today and could have been killed by disgusting crazy Britney Spears speeding. what they need to do is press charges on her and/or throw her in a mental institution where she belongs.
it makes me sick that people feel sorry for her, i never even see the paps, it's not like she has to live that way. there is no reason for her to spend hours a day in her car with the windows rolled down and drive back and forth around LA and just happen to get out of the car every 3 minutes.
hi perez,
very correct what you propose what may would be best for britney spears. thats exactly what I always tought when I saw pictures about her horrendous life.but it seems she has
chosen to stay in this crazy bubble, instead of leaving and going to hide at a quiet place somewhere, taking some good therapists with her, for healing body + soul…
Perez, you're great! You speak your mind and also stay true to what you believe in. Hats off to you!
actually some very good and mature advice. right way to go mario!
xoxo
Finallly you don't look as fucking ugly as usual. Keep the hair, try a diet.
Video was ok until you turned into a retarded Britney fan.
YEAH PEREZ…GOOD IDEA……………….BUT SHE WANTS THE CHAOS!! THAT'S THE PROBLEM! MOST PEOPLE GET OUT OF SITUATIONS THEY DON'T WANT TO BE IN. HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN HER LOOK EVEN SLIGHTLY IRRITATED WHEN THEY FOLLOW HER?………….DAMN MISS THING EVEN SAT IN A CHEESY DINER AND ATE WHILE THEY STOOD THERE AND TOOK PICTURES. SHE'S STRAIGHT UP GROSS…………..AND LOST
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Wow Perez what are the odds of that happening? Your funny the way you tell your story, your dog is the sweetest thang!
SHUTTUP HATERS! Love you Perez…MARRY ME
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lol perez, its no mystery why she wont hire em bodyguards..
she loves the attention and the paps.. she gonna die if one day she wakes up without the paps hounding her..
thats britney for y'all
lol
That's some really good advice — I think it would really help out the world as well LOL
Re: fashion queen –
lol that is also true hahaha
perez….it's just this simple: i fuckin' love you.
First of all: Is anyone else sick of people leaving b.s. comments like, "I'm first!", "Am I first?", etc. or saying how much Perez sucks?
Second: Perez, you make a very good point. Celebs that are stalked like this and actually don't want it in their lives should hire police officers as security. Great idea!
wft …. Perez! it dont work . why do this 2 us …
ya need to have it working …. btw … i love your site !!!
stay GAY .. MUAHH MUAHH !
I could just eat you both up.., that's not cannabilism cause we're not related! +
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GAWD, SO THE FAT PIE REALIZES WHAT AN ASS WIPE HE'S BEEN, WHY SHOULD SHE TURN TO YOU, YOU'VE BEEN WORSE THAN 'THEM'. PEREZ YOU'LL GO TO HELL SUCH THE TYPICAL BITCH, NOT REALIZING HOW YOU COME ACROSS UNTIL YOU SEE THE DAMAGE
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i like ur style;)the thngs u said about britney was so funny and i like ur sincerity=)
This video player is horrible. Go back to youtube perez!!!
Perez, your hair looks just like Britney Spears' :s
America's Most Eligible Pet, hahahahahaha!
Great video blog-you are funny and your dog is so cute. Your hair looks terrible though(just saying, because you did make fun of Brit's hair in this video while yours looks just as bad).
Perez, your awesome and real. No wonder why you have become so successful. I would love to me you some day.
Cant believe Perez has the nerve to refer to Britneys hair extensions as hideous - her her is about 10,000 times better than yours Perez. Ugggh it was hard to concentrate on what you were saying as your hair is just hideous. Yuk yuk YUCK it looks all greasy and gross and replusive - even on some incredible looking guy it would still look fugs but on you … well. As for your idea - off duty cops would be a good option as she def needs some protection but off duty cops are OFF DUTY THEY CANNOT ARREST AND WRITE TICKETS WHEN THEY ARE NOT WORKING AS COPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But other than that not a bad idea. Still dont know why you would expect Britney would talk to you, or listen to your advice when you solely have been so hateful and derogatory to her - a million times worse than anyone else. Everyone else just REPORTS what shes been up to but you have been so repulsive in most of your comments you are lucky she didnt jump out of her car and punch you in the face - I bet she would have liked to! Or even yelled some abuse at you - lets face it you certainly deserve it!
Perez- great idea about the off duty cops. That would be the smart thing for Britney to do. She's such a mess!
Perez, I love you! You're just yum! Great post and dead on advise. And, forget about teddy. YOU are one of the most eligible pets! You're yum!
muah! PH is the bestest.
Britney better not injure you Prez. I love you, oh she better not hurt you, You are to cute for words and brits dirty car. Teddy and Prez are cute, and I love then both. PS Brit will sleep with the bodyguards.
hi !!!oh perez!!!i would give the same,exact same reaction as perez if i saw brit who's like next to me!!!you bitch!haha!love you and hope that brit do visit perezhilton.com and heed perez's advice as they rocked and do make sense!!!
She probably didn't respond Perez cos she didn't give a fuck it was "you" - you might need to talk to a counsellor about delusions of self-grandeur. However, I'm glad to see you might you might have gained a more sympathetic perspective on this - I hope that's genuine - and the advice was good, though as so many people have pointed out, there could be an issue with drug use if using an off-duty cop (let's be real).