The Eye of the Hurricane
Filed under: Personally Perez > Britney Spears > PerezTVOMG!!!!
We had a little encounter with Britney after she was done with her deposition on Monday.
Find out all about that - plus our advice to Spears - above!
Posted: January 21, 2008 at 8:26 pm
hey perez, thats funny. she doesnt wanna hire cops cuz they'll arrest her choices for dates in those pap boys. as for britney she really pisses me off. she aint english stop talking with my lingo. i wish i was in la to say that to her. x x x
Hey Perez, you can really sing! Hopefully you'll cut britney a little slack now that you seen what she goes through but I totally agree that there are things she could do to alleviate the situation. Teddy is adorable.
Stop knocking perez yo - he is a social commentator which means he is above the law when it comes to looking good. Not that I don't think he is a cutie pie - but he is stylin in his own perez-ness! Leave him be - you coddled mid-westerners in flyover country!!!!!!!!
Put down your McLoser meals and HAIL PEREZ!!!!!
Perez you crack me up! LOVE IT!
FINALLY!!!!! someone finally said all that needs to be said to Britney out riight. you are too funny Perez. have a good day.
Bitch, you scare me. But seriously that is an excellent idea but you know her bipolar ass won't do it. Someone needs to slip some Zyprexa in her latte.
that was some good advice perez !!! love watching your video's !!!
P.S. teddy is the cutest dog ever !!!!
Teddy is adorable!!!
Gah! I love you. You have such a point.
perez, put your videos back on youtube, this other video site you're using sucks ass!
Perez… love you! And as far as Britney.. dont you see she wants this attention? She doesnt want body guards, she is having fun "messing" with the paparazzi. Ever since her split with Kev, she tried to make him look bad, and he is turning out to be the good parent. As far as paps, if you cant beat em, join em! Thats just what she's doing! She is surrounding herself with the people she hates the most, because they are there for her telling her how pretty she is, how great she is, and they are the ONLY ones doing that right now! They are her only friends! For her to trust them though.,.. with personal texted pictures and such, she knows what she is doing. Its all for the attention. Lots of stars know how to get rid of paparazzi, just ignore them. The more you do stupid things like stealing lighters from gas stations, and taking paparrazzi on wild car chases, and kissing married men in front of cameras, getting the world to think you are a schizo… its all for attention. I dont think she knows anymore how to live a normal life without cameras. She is obsessed with the attention.
dude FIRE your hair stylist!
Britney should move to Iceland!
we are always having some famous ppl visiting the little cold island. It would do so much for her.. just google Iceland and you'll see how beautiful it is..
bæbæ
([pronounce] baejbaej = [translate]byebye)
- Kristín Þóra
it's not owrking for me it get's to 7th second and it's stuck…Fix it Perez i have to know………Liz
I just love your site and you! It was only a matter of time before you bumped into brit brit, the way she runs around town. It looks like you've lost some weight keep up all your hard work! Love you!!!
I love you perez. You'd be so cool to get stoned with!
shit fuck damn…..the video will not load for me……what did Perez say????? Can somebody tell me what happened??? Love you long time…..
LMAO. you truly had me in stiches. "bitch didnt even turn around and i KNOW SHE HEARD ME" hahahah. classic.
OMG is right!
She's such a mess. And she couldn't even like, look at you? That's rude. She'll talk to her papparazi friends though. You know she talked about you… I mean, you're Perez. Come on. If I saw you next to me, I'd have been all "omg, It's Perez!!" You'd talk to me, right? lol
Love you. And Teddy is so cute!
… is not Britney, but you. You’re a 30 year old man trying to look like, and behave like, a skater punk Tween–screaming at and about, a mental wreck of a celebutard, and YOU’RE attempting to give her advice?
Perez:
I don't know who's cuter you or Teddy. Great and sound advice for Brittany. It's going to take one accident to a civilian who gets horribly hurt and then they get named in the lawsuit. Maybe then, they will take your advice.
Good Job, Perez!!!!!!!!!! OXOXOXO
GREAT ADVICE PEREZ!!! ONE OF THE FIRST STATEMENTS OF YOURS I AGREE WITH. LET'S HOPE SHE HEARS IT!!
perez…..you are adorable and soooooooo funny!!!!! love your singing voice too!
You're the type of person who inspires homophobia. *Sigh*. Get a life.
i like it when perez does these videos. it makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside.
Perez you are such a dork. You are dogging on Zoe Kravitz's hair..look at yours!! HAHAHA..you kill me I swear your hysterically mean and funny at the same time. Thank Gawd I am NOT famous..I would be mortified of having to deal with you!! HA!
You talk bullshit, bad hair extensions? Look at your own, and why should she move… we all hate you and you live in a world of your own that maybe you should move for a year, maybe for good.
really bad extensions?
sure it was not your rear view mirror you happened to glance?
horse hair belongs on horses, not on bears like yourself.
I imagine being Perez would be the same as being a Primordial Dwarf, REALLY COOL.
Love you Perez!!!
YOU GO PEREZ !!!!!
Perez, for the first time ever, you actually said something that wasn't completely negative, and made sense. Who knew that there was a HEART burried deep in that fat slag body of yours! Yeah, you talked some shit, but you weren't totally mean, and you offered a solution rather than just being nasty.
BE CAREFUL, PPL WILL KNOW YOUR NOT TOTALLY EVIL
1st, Britney herself would then be in the mags for being arrested by her own bodyguards.
2nd, Britney needs mental help b/c IF she did go one vaycay she would then tell people where she was.
Lastly, I think the problem is that the stupid paparazzos are ALLOWED to follow her. They have been allowed to go EVERYWHERE the stars go. I do believe that back in the day the paparazzi did NOT go deep inside parties or homes, they were not brought into everyday lives. There was more mystery and glamour in Hollywood when we didn't know every little detail of the starts' lives.
I love to know what actresses are wearing, but the reality shows and television shows are just too much. I think we're too close to the stars. They are after all supposed to be STARS!
You're a genius! Moving out of the country, good idea - but the off duty cops as personal security is fantastic. If she'd listen to you, you could save her life.
must have been hell trying to keep up with her on your ten speed huh Perez?
you have no right saying anything about Britney's "awful extensions"!!!!
Perez, I love you! You are too funny. Your dog is so cute.
Brilliant idea for Brit Brit to hire off-duty police officers. *sigh* I hope she gets back on the right track.
Abrezos y besos mucho! *muah!*
Love, love LOVED the video Perez =D
you know you yourself are a celebrity as well, I would freak out if I would meet you! =D
I don't understand the logic of some of the posters here. The comments like, "Perez you're a fatass, take a shower, cut your hair" are just lame. You're part of the problem with the world, SERIOUSLY!
Perez why would she look at you after all the shit you say?? I see you do have a heart and witnessed first hand what shegoes through and I didn't know ppl use offf duty PO for bodyguards which is great by the way and your dog is soooo cute.God bless.
Perez, I love you. The puppy is too cute. I totally cracked up at you yelling at Britney.
Perez…I love you and all of your gayness…We could so be best friends and gossip all day long over margaritas….It would be a blasty blast
Im Only Gettin 7 secs Wots UpWith That ?
Everytime I see you I am reminded just how much I love you! You are to damn cute Senorito! You ALWAYS make me laugh, I am totally addicted to your site.
Besos y MUCHA MUCHA suerte
Perez hun I luv ya, but empathy is understanding.
Anywayz, How cool that u saw her, of course she heard you, I dunno why she wouldn't acknowledge you?!!!
Your advice to her is fantastic, I hope she would atleast consider it!
love you carnal!!!
Perez, if you really want to help Britney, you can stop supporting the paparazzi by buying their pictures..
Hahaha.
You want her to escape somewhere with no Paps?
But then wouldn't your site like, die?
With no Britney to slag off, were would you get your 'estimated' 8 million hits?
Theres only so much Mischa Barton and Zac Efron people can take before they get bored. But then, will you be around in a year? Doubtful.
Just a failed actor, nobody.
Hypocrittttttttttttttttttttttttt.
teddy is so cute!!!!!!!!!!
I love your Britney story
but I hate you because yo amo a Britney!!!!!!
and I can't believe that you saw her!!!!!!!
eso no es justo perez!!!!!!!!!! >
I have to admit…I hated you so much for insulting Britney all the time. And although, you still did…lol…you giving her some great advice and somehow understanding what she goes through makes me totally laugh and like you.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU PEREZ…U R HILAROUS…
BTW…I AM LOVING THE HAIR!!! WORK IT GIRL…CHEOWWWWW
oh damn. the video is not working!! I am dying to find out wha happen'd!!
what the fuck is on your head????!!!!????
and….brilliant one… your idea about off duty cops riding shotgun for britney…if the logic holds true, that they can arrest and ticket the paps…then britney would have to fear them too, no? you think there's anything "legal" about her driving skills, or her "frequent and habitual use of drugs and alcohol"??? you are a moron…and this is the world she chooses to live in…either hang on for the ride, or get off and quite yer bellyachin'
Estas loco Perez jajaa pero es verdad ajajajaj te apoyo
Good advise 2 Brit. Too bad she wont take it. She loves those paps!
Perez u look like u need to shower and wash u'r hair.
Cute doggie. What kind is it?
Perez! Doesn't your cell phone take pictures/video. You've got to be calm under pressure and remember to document!
ps I am so in love with Teddy!
PEREZ—WITHOUT U, MY LIFE WOULD BE SOOOO BORING. thank you, keep it up!!
what kind of dog is teddy?? he looks like my doggy!! soo cute!
perez you are right on!! i am really touched and impressed by your wisdom in this!! it's right on, and i think you really do care about Britney, God help her!!
She needs lots of prayer!
Of all your videos, this is the only one I like. You speak some actual truth here. Thank you Perez Hilton. I'm SO fucking glad you of all people can now understand what she goes through. Maybe things can change now.
This little movie is funny..Britney wont do any of that because then she'd have to be normal. she's a skag and i'm starting to get fucking sick seeing her swamp-ass all over the place. I felt bad for her but now i think we all need to stop baby-sitting her…anywho Teddy's a doll..
~B
Perez… I absolutely love you. Britney may be a crazy bitch but atleast she was listening to decent music… can't go wrong w/ La Isla Bonita!!
K…wtf??? She wants to be w/her kids…HELLO PEREZ?!?!?!?
you make some good points Perez
That was just wonderful. You did good baby boy.Love ya!!!!!!!!
You are an ugly slob and lose some weight. You disgust me; honestly I can’t stare at you longer than a glance. Euh, a picture of your face just ran through my mind. Yuk.
You have to be the ugliest gay guy in America…..You'd also probably be a candidate for the ugliest in the world…..YUCK.
Hilarious Perez!!!! Like the hair….
You can really tell a story ia gree with ur idea its a goo done I feel bad for her
Its not working
Crap!
You're awesome!
:D
i would have screamed my lungs out too xD
your doggie is adorable!!!!!!!
and so are you!!
=D
byes!
You met a stop sign at a light?
Oh and you also seem like a giddy schoolgirl about meeting someone you love to tear apart day after day.
Perez, If Britney hired off duty police officers as her bodyguards she wouldn't be able to get cracked out and get away with it! Did you really think that she would even consider this as an option…NO!
She wouldn't acknowlege you Perez cuz Brit Bitch thinks she is too good for anyone. And as far as your advice to get cops? If she did that she wouldn't be able to get the attention she is getting now or party with the Paps! Perez, you ROCK!!!!
I love it! finally someone who can bring Britney back!! thank you so much! I am fed up with the same routine of Brit and the paparazzi… they dont want a piece of her anymoreee… they want money!
OMG change your hair back to the funky colored spike - you totally look emo and should change your name to Perez Wentz
Perez…you are just too cute! Loved the video and Teddy is an absolute doll!!!
I find Perez good looking.
fuck you and get a life!
PEREZ sucks on penises; then swallows the semen while he giggles. Later on, he complains about burping up cum all the time. He's a gay goofball with ADD and is so fucking annoying his father threatened to send him to a cuban homo farm if he didn't stop skipping and playing with dolls. He still throws like a girl and likes the attention he gets when guys beat him up for being a fag. One of these days someone is going to throw him out of a moving car dressed only in his boxer shorts. COCKSUCKER
You are a fucking Pig Snout Walrus.
You are so unbelievably dirty and foul looking. It's really amazing to me that you have the audacity to criticize ANYONE else.
You disgusting trashcan ass.
Your so funny Perez. Thanks 4 sharing. BTW can you please get rid of the ugly ass Kim Kardashian picture!!???? Her boobs are way too big for pin head and goose neck!! She's just not naturally pretty.
You pig snout walrus fat fuck.
Um, durr she didn't respond.
She hates you, unfortunenly. :\
yer well done dip shit. what everyones been telling you this girl has to go through, every day, and you only just realise? and youve done nothing but make it worse for her. cant believe you had the audacity to scream her name when you literally smear shit all over her every single day, seriously read all the shit you write, then watch this video again, and finally realise what a pathetic 2 faced loser you are PLEEEASEE. twat
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omg. marry me
FRENETIC CRENZ-CRAZY ENERGY! haha I LOVE U PEREZ
So, I guess what I don't get is why you (perex hilton) has any right to judge someones appearances? You look like a fat cranked out homeless guy. With all your great advice and celebrity status maybe you could take a shower or hire someone other that you gardener to cut your hair!
OMG KK THE VIDEO WONT LOAD DO IT ON YOUTUBE WHO CARES IF U HATE THEM PLZ I WANNA KNO WHAT HAPPEND
you are so right!!! cute puppy!
hahhha your the shit, i love you
U ARE A UGLY FAT ASSHOLE PEREZ HILTON U SHOOD BE ASHAMHED FOR WHAT YOU SAY BOUT BRITNEY - SHE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT YOU FAT ASSHOLE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HER
) YOU THINK SHE SHOULD GO AWAY THEN STOP FUCKING WRITING BOUT HER !!!! AND PEREZ I KNOW YOU DON'T MAKE ALOT OF MONEY OR ANYTHING BUT INVEST IN A PERSONAL TRAINER OR AT LEAST A TREADMILL YOU FAT FUK
WOW! i can't believe she didnt even turn to look!
&&& YOUR DOG IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!
perez you are sooo chill
i wanna meet you so bad
we gotta hang out!!!! love u
perez you are sooo chill
i wanna meet you so bad
we gotta hang out!!!! love u
Re: ON BEHALF OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE –
Did u listen to what he said? lmao
and Perez honey the video isnt working anymore for some reason. can u fix that for me? thanks
1. You were kind to give her such good advice, you really do care.
2. You touched your dog`s ass during the video.
omg perez what have you done? you look so skinny!!! C= jeez whats your secret?!!?!? C=