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We love her, but….
Comedienne Margaret Cho just wrote this article all about her period. And she's not talking about punctuation!
She says:
"I am the worst when it comes to period stains. That is why I never move because my mattress is so so so so stained that whenever I change the sheets it just looks like a murder scene. I'm serious. Somebody should put crime scene 'do not cross' tape up. It's awful!
Every month my body completely purges everything it has been holding onto. My periods are heavy, long, arduous - old furniture and books and records come out. Gold coins and anchors and treasures and lace and shoes. It's like a big clearance sale. Everything must go! That is just the way that I am built. I am just puzzled at the idea of a pantyliner or a regular tampon. I need to stuff half an emergency room in there every 28 days or I am looking at dying everything I own black. (Here's a hot tip - if you stain something with your own blood, spit on the stain - your saliva has enzymes that will break it down.unfortunately it has to be your blood and your saliva - you can't do it for anyone else)."
Wow!
soon as a woman talks about her bodily functions it's gross? GROW UP!
where do u think u all came out of?
hahaha, i love margaret cho. only girls can relate to this and laugh their asses off. don't go posting things you'll never understand, perez. get some new material or something!
You can't catch HepB if you've been properly vaccinated (Most people in the US have been vaccinated except new immigrants)
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95% Adults who are exposed to HepB (and aren't vaccinated) are able to fight it off, symptoms are similiar to the flu. A small percentage develop chronic HepB and of those, a percentage will eventually develop liver disease later in life.
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Persons previously infected with HepB but have built immunity against it cannot be infected again and cannot spread it to others.
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That leaves people who aren't vaccinated for HepB, have an unhealthy lifestyle that involes sharing bodily fluids with a person currently infected with HepB or are chronic carriers. READ: a small percentage of the population are at high risk.
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But always, always ask your doctor. Mine tells me I have no chance of catching it or spreading it and I'm 100% Asian.
She obviously suffers for a medical condition, she should see her doctor. This is not normal!
This SHOCKS people?! If you've ever witnessed any of Cho's skits, you'd know that this is the kind of raunchy shit she talks about sometimes…
there's a skit about how she went on a diet that made her shit her pants while driving in the car.
There's also one about a lady giving birth and how, "…her pussy exploded."
Surely this wasn't so unexpected.
So ok yeah that's a little bizarre to read first thing in the morning but I guess only us ladies can understand her rant!
hhaAAAHHAAAahhahaa! hilarious! priceless…old furniture and treasure chests… now i've seen it all….although, I mean, who really wants to know? but still: funny… and somewhat taboo-breaking…! poor girl!!now everybody associates her with old furniture coming out of her every 28 days….
Peroxide takes out blood stains. The older the stains, the longer you soak it…the fresher the blood, the easier it comes out . However, you have to repeatedly pour peroxide on the stain and scrub to get it out completely. But hey, it's the best trick there is to get your garments back to their original state. Grandma taught me well……
I fucking hate her. She used to be funny. But now her "comedy" is just graphic and gross.
Hilarous! Can relate. Wait until you get premenopausal Margaret. Like Ted Bundy came in during the night! It's sick we get so bothered hearing about normal bodily functions, isn't it? Without those periods none of us would be here. Celebrate that mess is what I say. It's why women are the stronger sex, between monthly periods and childbirth, men would seeking psychiatric help, or else a way to legislate it all away. Women should be compensated for the hell we go through.
VOTE OBAMA
thays fucking grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ewwww nasty ass bitch nobody cares that you stain your furniture wit pussy blood. oh my god my eyes on fire. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a nasty fat little gook chink. Men don't want to read about this nasty stuff you asian pig whore hole.
It's female thing. You just wouldn't understand. I think it's really real, down to earth and HIlarious. Any girl that says it's gross needs to get real, and love her body.
HOW GROSS. TOO MUCH INFORMATION KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOUR SELF.
margaret cho is the funniest nastiest bitch ever
Um, you left out the part where she was posting this to be sympathetic to Britney fuckin' Spears. and how there were pictures of Brit's period stains all over the internet.
And you lifted it right off her myspace blog, without including the full content.
LAME
This girl, no this animal, no this thing is beyond nasty, she like a disease that no women wants to to catch or or even wants to hear about what a loser not only dose she misrepresent women in the lowest form she definitely not funny, she is just nasty. Lucky for her in some places of the world she would not go saying things like that she would be beaten unconsiously not for just being being nasty but dumb. What DUMBASS!!!!!!!
for someone who does not like 'hate speak' you sure showcased it by opening the door for it! Would u like someone to judge your bodily functions as sinful talking about the shitty mess u clean up after sex?
Eeeeeeeewwwwww! I feel her on some of that shit, but TMI bitch, TMI!
Go Sister, Soul Sistah! ILY Ms Cho!
This is probably true - dirty scrubber.
WAY TMI!
That's fucking disqusting. Why does she think anyone wants to hear about this!
First of all, I don't even know who this nasty chick is…….so really…….who gives a fuck about her and her blog!?!
And, even if someone DID care, what the fuck is this chick writing shit like that for. What an attention whore!! Get some medical help….and a new matress you nasty bitch!!
Every female has had an "accident" while on her period. Hydrogen peroxide will remove all traces of blood, stubborn stains may have to soak. Cho should invest in a white mattress pad that could be bleached if stained!!
Good Lord…that's waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much info. Ever been to the doc for an IUD, Cho-ho? That'll stop that….sheesh….and the bitch never has been and never will be funny.
I LOVE IT!!!
hahahah
I must admit, I love seeing how everybody is shocked about something so old, so natural. All of us women have been having periods for centuries, and it is still taboo. Ok, she seems to get the worst, grossiest sort of periods possible but still…. doesnt she have the right to talk about it??? I approve her bold move!
That is not normal. My friend had similar periods - it was fibroids. They turned cancerous. Now she is stage 4 because male doctors thought that this was okay. It isn't. I hope Ms. Cho reads your site. Please visit a doctor. Don't take "oh — it is just fibroids" for an answer. Get seriously checked out. Good luck.
Guys don't understand how funny and true this is ! I'm still cracking up !!!!!!
Re: Aunt Flo is a Bitch –
Oh you're tired of hearing us bitch and moan about bleeding like a stuck pig every month with cramps that feel like someone has your guts in a vice? Well Mister Man, I can't WAIT until you get older and your prostate blows up like a watermelon and you only pee in dribbles and you leak your piss in your pants and bed, and everyone says you smell like a tomcat behind your back, then who will be bitching and moaning????
It's Dick's Turn: oh man if you think your crap smells bad, you ought to have a period crap. They are super nasty. Plus did I mention the clots that look like strawberry jelly? They slide right past the tampon and off the pad. Now go take your nasty jizzy jockstrap and take a big whiff.
How brazen, how wonderful!! She rocks…
i think its awsome what she wrote, its so true, especially about the bed, you guys (and prude girls who don't get a "period") don't understand, know i feel less crapy about my "crime scene" bed. accidents happen
Re: Aunt Flow –
you rock Aunt Flow, you are absolutly right about everything, men and prissy women just don't understand.
really???? TMI even from a woman
Re: girl meets period –
Yeah, all these prissy girls who don't bleed or crap or pee are lying liars who lie like a lying dog, they're the same ones you can't go into a public restroom after they get done with it because it is blown up
Ha ha ha! I find it hilarious - of course, those without a uterus wouldn't understand.
It's called a fucking matress pad!!! Guess what, you can buy a real nice thick one from CostCo at a reasonable price….then (imagine this) when you stain it, wash it with bleach! Works wonders I tell you. This is just wrong and I feel bad for anyone who had to sleep on that matress wondering what that fucking faint iron smell was…
If you guys were girls you would understand.
Thanks for the tip though : ]