The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe
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Don't they look like cartoons???
Dita Von Teese,Claudia Schiffer and Alien Spice attended the Roland Mouret Fashion show in Paris on Wednesday.
They all wore sunglasses because they were in mourning for Heath Ledger they thought they'd look cool.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: January 23, 2008 at 5:17 pm
These people ripping into Perez over the Heath comment need to take a chill pill and get a life. His death did nothing to affect your lives. He was a mediocre actor at best. I'm sorry he died, I truly feel sorry for his daughter, but you people are pathetic and twisted.
Re: m – if your so mad about what he does you should just go to some kid website maybe they can make you happy. we may not all agree on what he does but its his web site so deal with it dude.
have a great day.
Marc Almond on the left side too*
The lion, the witch, and the mannequin …
LMAO!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PRESENTATION OF THEIR WAX MODEL. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY BELONG IN THE WAX MUSEUM. HAHAHA
Marc Almond is sitting on the left side too*
Perez man…..that was low, way low.
Dita looks fabulous
If Posh is just going to pose like this, she may as well have several hundred manniquins made and then she can make far more money by sending multiple versions of herself out to these shows. No scheduling conflicts!!!!!
PEOPLE LIKE UGLY ALBINO DITA BCZ SHE MAKES THEM FEEL PRETTY BCZ SHE IS NOT. THEY DONT LIKE POSH BCZ SHES PRETTIER AND POSHER THAN THEM AND MAKES THEM FEEL UGLY. THAT CREATES JEALOUS COMMENTS. DITA IS NOT PRETTY PEOPLE! OPEN UP UR MINISCULE EYES! SHE LOOKS LIKE A WHITE RAT, OR A WHITE MARY J BLIGE! GEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
BECKHAM: Who's looking after your fucking kids whilst you and your husband gallivant all over the sodding world??????? Oh and by the way: could you look any more orange????? Twat.
THEY LOOK LIKE WAX MODELS THAT BELONG IN THE WAX MUSEUM!!
Perez that was really fucking low.
you need to realize your fucking 15 minutes are up
WILLIAM SLEDD all the WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait for Perez to die. Wonder how many people would mourn him….. fuck all.
Dita and Claudia look amazing, Posh needs to just get out of that pictures.
OMG! THAT LONG COMMENT ABOUT THE DEATH OF HEATH LEDGER, RELAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST BE PMSING!!!!!! ALL PEREZ SAID WAS THAT THEY THOUGHT THEY LOOKED COOL WEARING THOSE SHADES WHEN THEY REALLY DIDN'T AND HE WAS JUST SAYING WHAT THE SHADES REPRESENTED IN THE PICTURE… DAMN! BESIDES, YOU ARE FULL OF IT… HOW CAN ANYONE RESIST NOT VISITING PEREZ'S SITE! HE'S NUMBER ONE! LOL
Re: JPARK –
couldn't have said it better myself. Feel the EXACT same way. fuck you Perez, at least Heath Ledger had some talent and didn't feel the need to use others' talents to make himself famous. you're an idiot, and i know we're giving you exactly what you want (reactions…gasp!! negative attention is better than none, right? fucking cunt) but you should be ashamed of yourself. if it was your beloved Paris and someone said something like what you said, you would fucking freak. So have some respect for a man who was a tremendous person and didn't waste his time wishing desperately that he could be famous and publicly slandering and criticizing those he was jealous of…no, he actually had the balls and the talent to put himself out there, unlike you Perez. Hide behind your little laptop and your snarky comments and your "quirky" hairstyle all you want but I guess you're the one who has to look in the mirror everyday, you narcissistic self hating piece of shit.
ugh I just wasted several minutes giving Perez exactly what he wants…attention….
I DON'T THINK ANY OF THESE LADIES ARE PRETTY. THEY COULD BE SERVING A WORTHY CAUSE LIKE MS. JOLIE BUT NO, THEY ARE SO NARCISSISTIC. IT'S REALLY SAD. HIDEOUS. THEY PROBABLY GO TO BED STARVING. WE NEVER SEE ANY OF THEM WITH THEIR KIDS. BUT I DON'T THINK DITZA HAS KIDS YET? WHATEVER. THEY ARE ALL A WASTE OF SPACE.
perez……the Heath Ledger comment was so offensive. please let that be the last idiotic comment you make about him. show a little respect. he was a very talented man who should be remembered with respect and kind thoughts. RIP heath.
The only thing V Beckham has going for her is just that - her last name is Beckham. And he's nothing more than a tool. He can't even play well for Los Angeles. Pathetic…
It's far too soon to make light of the young man's death.
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ATTN: Perez: I usually enjoy you, but you've gone downhill quick. You disappoint me. Try conveying some respect in your posts! You ridiculous purple-haired baffoon.
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Victoria is really short. shorter than short.
Who is Heath Leger ?
Re: Laura – LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP. HE'S DEAD. SO ARE MILLIONS OF OTHER YOUNG PEOPLE DUE TO DRUGS. HEATH GOT RECOGNITION DUE TO HIS CELEBRITY. WE'RE OVER IT ALREADY. HE WAS NO SAINT AND OBVIOUSLY, IF HE PUT HIS FATHERLY DUTIES ABOVE HIS FUCKING ADDICTIONS, HIS LITTLE GIRL WOULD STILL HAVE A FATHER TO HUG! HE WAS NO SAINT, SO CALM DOWN. IT'S HILARIOUS HOW YOU PEREZ HATERS ATTACH YOURSELVES TO THE CELEBRITIES AND THINK THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS. ME INCLUDED! LIGHTEN UP!!! IF IT WEREN'T FOR PEREZ, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO POST ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT HIM ON HIS BLOG… IT'S HIS BLOG. SO… STFU!
I swear to God I thought these were wax figures.
Re: KimberlyAnn – Hey Kimmee.. you are rude too. and I FUCKING HATE That retarded 90's word, "SNARKY". HOW FUCKING LAME.
Please do not make fun of Heath Ledger's death.
Your HEATH comment was completely unnecessary. How would you feel if one day some actor/singer you REALLY admire (e.g. Jonas Bros) has an interview with you and ASKS you why you're so insensitive. It'd CRUSH you to be taken to task in public by someone you really admire/adore.
THINK about what you post before you post it. We can wait another 30 seconds for the news!!!
Victoria Beckham looks like Michael Jackson kinda creepy.
Dita looks like she's stuck in the 40's; Claudia looks very awkward, like she's trying to shrink down to the height of the other two women; and Posh is just scary looking as usual. I'll never understand why people think that a scrawny, bony, faux-tanned, way-too-impressed-with-herself hag is someone to look up to. What has she actually done for the world that makes her a role model for anyone? She's definitely not my idea of the ideal woman. And Perez, you're way out out of line with the Heath Ledger jokes. It's not even about his fans. He left behind a grieving family, not to mention a two year old daughter who will never know her father. I don't know what your family situation is and I don't really care, but you should respect a family while they're in mourning. That's just common human decency.
i don't get everyone freaking out? i mean i think heath was a good actor & i think he died too soon & i feel bad for his family (especially his daughter) & friends BUT i totally don't think perez is all the awful things that everyone is saying. i don't think what he said was bad. i took it as making fun of the 3 girls for wearing sunglasses, not heath at all??
Can you say Anorexia Nervosa?
Victoria looks so hot! I can't understand why everyone says she's ugly or too skinny…she looks perfectly fine to me:D
Not funny. Using someone's death in any way for humour is just sad on your part. I love your website but seriously…you can't even leave a dead celebrity alone without milking him till the last drop. Disgusting..
FOR ONCE!!! perez did not gush all over his idol dita von tits, she looks like crap anyway
It seems like you're just jealous because you dress like shit and thing you're amazing. Good day and die please.
haha… dita looks damn ugly…and claudia schiffer should be the alien… haha. not posh spice she looks faboulous…
more like clorox, yeti and soul-less
Posh looks like a toy doll.
3 stooges.
no shit thought they were wax models.
Re: NY –
HAVE. YOU. GOT. FUCKING. SHIT. IN. YOUR. EYES? "POSH" LOOKS LIKE A WAXWORK AND ONE THATS BEEN SPRAYED WITH THAT PAINT THEY DO THE ROADS WITH. If David ever needed to see where she was all he need do is stick his nightvision goggles on as she is a HIDEOUS toxic colour….
Geez. There really are some dumb cunts on this site.
By the way, Perez, not good coverage of Heath Ledger. I get an image of you: sweaty, fat, sat in a fast food joint with your one and only true friend in the world: your trusty laptop, rubbing your hands together with glee at the news of something as misfortunate as a tragic death of someone with decent talent. You really are scum.
You forgot to mention Marc Almond singer with Soft Cell sitting in the background..
Dita's the only one ho looks fab, as always….to all you people who are "angry" over Perez's comment about Heather Ledger…get a clue! Who reaaally gives a shit that he made that snide remark! Did you know Mr. Ledger personally? Most likely not, so cut the crap….all you people won't care that he died in a few days anyhow…….people die all the damn time!!!!!
ew, posh
Re: binny –
BINNY YOU ARE STUPID!!! DO YOU NEVER MAKE MISTAKES???
(from left to right) — vanilla, strawberry and chocolate
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Dita is an absolute stunner…in photos and in person. Her style works for her and she always stands apart from the rest. Christ, Victoria looks like my @ss turned inside out! She was cute back in the nineties. She's way too skinny and harsh looking now.
that really isn't right perez… i think you're fabulous but poking fun at someone's death is ridiculous. this man wasn't a joke like anna nicole or anything, he was an actor with amazing talent who could have gone so much farther. another funny thing, how could heath ledger die and britney is STILL alive?
Oh god, what the hell is that orange thing in the picture?
Tagline should read:
The witch, the giant, and the pumpkin.
Alien Spice…….LMFAO
First…i gotta say….those people actually commenting about these chicks are seriously RETARDED….DID U GUYS NOT NOTICE THE HEATH LEDGER "JOKE" ?! Perez, i seriously think u need to cool off on ur 15 minutes of fame…and need a good kick back to reality..because that WAS NOT FUNNY! u want us to make a joke about somebody that passed in ur family? ya….i thought soooooo. I suggest u keep your remarks to yourself and at least ACT like u care!! My heart goes out to his family, his ex-fiance and there child!
Heath Ledger joke = not funny. Another young actor dead from drugs. Yeah, that's hysterical.
loooove posh
OMG What the hell happned to Claudia, along with Cindy Crawford, she used to be one of the few curvy supermodels around in the early 90's
but now she looks like a flat titted stick. she even looks thinner than Posh.
jesus, you used to be so sexy Claudia, eats more please.
Re: yuck –
Heather Locklear is a plain jane totally over-rated.
Christy Turlington wa the most beautiful model, not everyone digs the
blonde blue eye girls, there is a million Heather Locklears all over California.
they look like they belong in madame toussad's!!
Why is Posh so (rotten)ORANGE?!?!? That spray-on tan is sooo NASTY! Hello, you're can't abuse it until it becomes obvious! It's only supposed to give you a NATURAL glow… IDIOT!
P.S.: I looove how Dita proudly flaunts her porcelain skin without bitting into that fake tanning foolishness.
posh looks like a mannequin hahahahahaha, plus the orange glow from over tanning makes her look even more ridiculous.
ms. teese on the other hand looks like a cute porcelain doll
PEREZ, YOU'RE CROSSING THE LINE!!!!
HEATH JUST DIED AND YOU ALREADY STARTED MAKING SOME STUPID JOKES, C'MON!!!!! SHOW SOME RESPECT!!!
STOP EATING SHIT AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! YOU'RE SHALLOW!
Re: Laura –
First of all, you're a dick-head and I'm sure Perez doesn't give two shits if you read his column or not. Are you paying him? No.
Second of all, if you're going to have a big rant about this sort of crap at least try to use correct grammer - even if you didn't finish primary school you dont have to make it obvious to everyone.
First Perez a much as i luv ur site , support ur show and work sometimes do you ever not know what is not cool to say out ur mouth ! I mean come on the comment about Heath was totally out of line and so disrecpectful dude
Gossip and all that other shit is entertaining but this is not at all ! makes me not want 2 support someone like you !!!
"Alien Spice" Hmmmm… Maybe Tom and Scientology are right about the aliens???
They look like cartoons. They are cute. Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the hot singles' club interracia lromancing .com. OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?
Do you people realise what utter cocks you sound like? Who gives a shit what Perez decides to make a joke out of? If you dont like it dont read the fucking column!
Also, the people who make comments saying "FIRST!!" are complete and utter imbeciles. Even if you are first it's pathetic and if you're not but you thought you were going to be, it's even worse!
I honestly thought they were wax figures until I read the caption.
ew… just ew… all of them… how fake can you be???
stop making fun of him perez, because we are all sad bastards with no lives and get really offended about about a man who if alive, wouldn't even spit at us if we were lying dead in the street. we never knew him but it doesnt matter. in our imaginations we fantacise that he was our friend and that is more than enough. perez dont u know he was a fucking saint and a super hero you heartless prick?. he did so many good things for mankind, he cured cancer and aids, tackled the looming energy crisis and found osama bin laden. he also shat gold, urinated holy water and ejaculated streams of pearls and diamonds which he gave to the poor. he was actually not human at all, he was superhuman. and he was a special super hero called COKE BOY, only his closest friends ands family knew this. he had a costume and everything. the public knew him only as Heath Ledger (like Clark Kent) but his birth name was COKE BOY. rehab was like kryptonite for the poor fucker.
R.I.P. COKE BOY. you'll always have a place in our hearts
The look like mannequins.
UGLY ASS ones.
What planet have these creatures traveled from??????????
If you don't want to look like a peasant, then NEVER have your picture taken standing next to Claudia Shiffer, she is A BEAUTTY. My God, Victoria looks terribly ugly compared to Claudia, as for the other person, is it a man, a woman or a statue ? It looks ever weirder than Victoria. Viva la Claudia !
Oh come on people. Perez isn't knocking Heath , he's mocking the three prunes.
Dita all the way. Hands down. Sunglasses or no. She's got it all over those other broads.
Is that skinny minion wearing REAL FUR?! Who the F&%K?
Dita looks perfect as usual.
Re: bebop – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADYING OF LAUGHTER.HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claudia Schiffer is gorgeous, Dita is elegant and impeccable as always and Posh looks like a has-been trying to fit in with the real beauties. What a moron. BTW, her skin looks like crap next to lovely Dita and Claudia. Time to give up the spray tanning for good.
how did you get all those bobble heads to stand still long enough to take this pic?
wouldn't the 3 of them make a KILLER reality show???!!!!
omg …
someone !!!!!! please!!!!!!
get these 3 in a house with a limited shopping budget and watch the make up fly!!!
omg!!!
i think one of the reasons why people are attracted to dita is beacuse she's not the norm. i think thats she is amazing she is just a feast for the eyes in everything she wears. posh is always well groomed and i respect that.. to be honest i think schiffer looks completely out of place.. she doent look like a model she look like a tall skinny blond in a bad outfit…. embarrassing?
You are a disgusting human being - how despicable to mock someone's passing. Karma is a bitch Perez.
Is that Pee Wee Herman sitting down behind Dita to the left of the pic???? Does anybody know?
Dita looks adorable! Posh needs to change her hair.
bwahh ha ha…alien spice! i hate her…
They look like manequins!
Dita looks like my dearly, departed grandmother Martha. Claudia looks like she's buckling at the knees. Victoria looks like a nicely, roasted chicken (and striking that tiresome pose again that Dita, my grandmother, ought to be striking).
best. headline. ever.
Election year look-alikes - Lady Bird Johnson, gawky Kennedy-era intern and Jackie O!
I want one of Posh's Hermes Kelly Bag. She seems to have one in every colour.
They are the most expensive and authentic designer bags you can own. They are timeless and chic! I'm so jealous!!!
Dita –> awful hair
Claudia –> bad pose
Posh –> g0rge0us as always
u have no respect fat boy!!!!!!!!
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Re: Hermes Bag – I think they are rather vulgar actually. Anything with a designer label is. Get with it, girl.
ooo..wow…they look Fierce!!
Dear Lord… What a ridiculous picture.
how can you joke about heath ledgers death? it happened yesturday, have some respect
DITA COME TO NYC FOR FASHION WEEK!!!! U TO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PWEAZE!
Jeez how much is Dita's publicist paying you? she always looks like Minnie Freakin Mouse. Her and Claudia look like albino's with rickets. Posh is of course hotter than a jalepeno's coochie
i wonder if they had any idea how freaking hilarious they looked.
What a strange pose Ms. Spice is in. Best foot forward? Me thinks not. Has she ever looked as though she was just having a natural moment? Why can't she try to look nice or pretty or maybe sweet? Whay always the bitch pose? Whatever she keeps shoved up her ass must be really long.
dude. is that MARC ALMOND sitting next to Dita Von Teese?