The Olsen Connection
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The New York Times has precise new details about the death of Heath Ledger and how the whole Olsen Twins chatter got started.
They report:
"According to the police, at about 12:30 p.m., a housekeeper, Teresa Solomon, arrived at the apartment, at 421 Broome Street in SoHo, to do household chores. At about 1 p.m., she went into Mr. Ledger’s bedroom to change a light bulb in an adjacent bathroom; she found him on the bed face down, with the sheet pulled up to his shoulders, and heard him snoring.
A masseuse, Diana Wolozin, arrived to give Mr. Ledger a massage at about 2:45 p.m. At 3 p.m., after Mr. Ledger did not emerge from his bedroom, with the door closed, the masseuse called him on his cellphone but got no answer. She saw him laying in bed. She took a massage table out of the closet and began to set it up near his bed. She then went over to him and shook him, but got no response. Using his cellphone, she used a speed-dial button to call Mary-Kate Olsen in California to seek her guidance, knowing Ms. Olsen to be a friend of Mr. Ledger’s. She told Ms. Olsen that Mr. Ledger was unconscious. Ms. Olsen said she would call some private security people she knew in New York, and hung up. Ms. Wolozin again shook Mr. Ledger, called Ms. Olsen a second time, and said she believed the situation was grave and would call 911.
Ms. Wolozin called 911 at 3:26 p.m. to say that Mr. Ledger was not breathing. The call occurred less than 15 minutes since she had first seen him in bed and only a few moments after the first call to Ms. Olsen. The 911 operator urged Ms. Wolozin to try to revive Mr. Ledger, but Ms. Wolozin’s efforts were not successful.
Emergency medical workers arrived at 3:33 p.m., at almost exactly the same moment as a private security guard summoned by Ms. Olsen. The medical workers moved his body to the floor and then used a defibrillator and CPR, to no avail. Mr. Ledger was pronounced dead at 3:36 p.m. By that point, two other private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen had arrived, as had police officers.
The police said that all five witnesses — Ms. Solomon, the housekeeper; Ms. Wolozin, the masseuse; and the three private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen — were fully cooperating with the authorities."
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"knowing Ms. Olsen to be a friend of Mr. Ledger’s" … More like "knowing how celebrities prefer to be dealt with when passed out and intoxicated ". Come on … this Young Hollywood substance abuse has gone too far. We almost glamorize it now … Kurt Cobain, Anna Nicole Smith, Heath Ledger … how many more have to die before we learn? My heart goes out to Heath's family and friends.
I don't understand why she called "Ms. Olsen"(was it Ashly or Marykate?) before calling 911 if he was unresponsive, that should have been her first call. But you tend to do strange things in times of panic.
OMG,
Do u people follow celeb gossip or not?
u should know the answer to this by now.
all of them (young hollywood frequent and habitual drug users) have Od'ed at one point or another and they were revived by someone in their camp i.e security then they were admitted to the hospital for "exhaustion"to keep this type of info from leaking to the media.
I remember hearing about an incident like this with Lilo when she was at her worst, nicole richie, amy winehouse…they were saved in those instances but sadly heath was not. I believe the massage therapist was following the typical protocol that she has become accustomed to when dealing with "that crowd".
See how important it is to be CPR trained. Shame on that Massage Therapist, I bet she was getting paid for her time as she was watching him turn blue!
WHAT? He was ok when they got there! Maybe they should have tried harder and he'd still be with us today!
There must be something pretty valuable in that apartment for MKO to send in the "clowns." I mean, if the guy in the bed under the sheets is "unresponsive" what to you need the security guards for? Of course they were cooperative when the police finally came, because by then, they disposed of something pretty important. Who knows…maybe the drugs were planted there…was there any methadone?
This is all rumours to get the website hits
Nice to see your considering the people involved!!
No wonder the American dollar is plummeting and the rest of the world is sick to death of you all!!
DONT GO TO THE US KIDDIES YOU WILL GET BURNED
sooner it loses its power the better I say and all this over hyped vicious media will be over!!
WTF is it with people around celebs…they call everyone and thier brother before calling 911 do ya think he would be alive if they called 911 first? I would charge them with a felony just for that alone.
she is hot!!
Why did the therapist use Heath's phone instead of hers to call MKO? How did she know Heath's password or code to access his phone contacts? Do we know for a fact that Heath scheduled an appointment with the therapist? OR…did MKO simply have her come over as a surprise!!! That's why the therapist first called MKO…
Why in the world would someone's first thought, upon finding a perosn unconscious, be to call one of the Olsen twins. God God, people… dial 911!!! Now people will always wonder if he might have been saved if that retard had only called the appropriate authorities immediately.
the massuese just wanted to call a celebrity. 10 minutes could have meant he lived if she called the police right away.
Re: chubbers – you're right, chubbers, but your aunt was family. What is Mary-Kate, a Ghostbuster??? I mean, she's not related to the dude. Sure, the therapist freaked out, but I think it's mucho bizarro that she knew to use his phone instead of hers. That signaled MKO to pick up, otherwise, she might not have answered. I guess, when in doubt, call MKO!
SO HE WAS BREATHING AT 1 and DEAD 2 HOURS LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you are rich and famous, no one helps you.
Unless you pay them first. And hope the help you want is the help you need.
Im sorry but dont you think this story does not sound right? Why on earth would the massuse know which speed dail on heaths phone was connected to mary kate? Come on guys. You are going to have to do better than that story………..
she called mary-kate olsen?!?!??????? i mean… seriously?? 9-1-1 you fucking idiot.
Mark my words. This thing will come back as a Methadone overdose.
I hope that when I am near to death, somebody phones Mary-Kate Olsen… Beats a fucking ambulance hands down!!!
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THE OLSEN TWINS ARE S K A N K S !!! !!! !!!
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One smells like beef jerky.
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The other smells like sardines.
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That's how you tell them apart.
Once again.. if they would have freaking called 911 FIRST instead of other people for GODS sake.. he might be alive today!!!
She called Mary-Kate Olsen??!?!??????? I mean…. seriously?? It's called 911 you fucking idiot! This masseuse should be prosecuted or something.
Re: sarah –
To Sarah from Sarah:
We do not need another republican (Re-boob-li-con) from Texas to "set this country straight". Ron Paul will not be elected president in 2008. You might as well start dealing with that fact right now.
You also need to realize that adults have a responsibility when it comes to managing their own health and wellbeing. When a doctor prescribes me medication, I take it upon myself to research the drug before I ingest it and I speak with the pharmacist and doctor to make sure that I understand why I'm taking the medication and they understand the other medications that I am taking. "Big Pharma" is not forcing their pills down anybody's throat. People are looking for a quick, easy fix, and they should know better than to think that a quick fix exists. The immediate gratification generation (baby boomers and Gen Xers) is to blame for this mindset, not pharmaceutical companies.
Grow up and take responsibility for your own life instead of blaming corporations.
Re: Megan – I was thinking the same thing! That poor woman is probably going to be haunted by that, and many other thoughts about that horrible day, for many years to come.
People need to stop blaming the masseuse! There's not even an official report from the coroner yet. He could have been dead before she even entered the room! And IF we learn that his death was caused by an overdose, the only person responsible is Heath.
R.I.P heath ledger I love you
seriously. why couldnt she have called britney instead?
SHES JUST THE WEIRDEST LOOKING LITTLE GIRL IVE EVER SEEN!
Re: Jacqueline –
"A big black dude"? Couldn't have said it in a more racist term. Fucking psychopath.
I cant believe this crap. How fucking retarded is this lady. She realized he wasnt breathing at 3pm…..by the time the paramedics get there it is 3:30pm. She should be blamed for his death if they find that his actual time of death falls in between that time period. This moron immigrant massage therapist pissed away valuable time that could have saved his life. It only takes 4 minutes of being without oxygen in order for brain damage and death to occur. That was probably used up on calling that other fucktard MKO or thumbing thru his phone.
I think the "snoring" heard by the housekeeper was actually what the old timers called the death rattle. He was probably dying then.
Re: B – I totally agree. I mean…we're all sorry for the loss, but how can you ignore these most peculiar details. I found my best friend dead in his apartment…I even went back to the door and banged so loud that there was no doubt something was seriously wrong. Surely the housekeeper and the therapist knocked loudly on his door…Wouldn't you think that after he didn't respond to the knocking, you'd walk over and make sure he was okay BEFORE you put up your massage table????? I wish I could watch Nancy Grace tonight…she's gonna get to the bottom of this.
hello!–she was flushing all the drugs down the toliet before she called 911 just like MaryKate told her to!
this bitch is nasty!!!
I know that no one is really answering questions in here….Does anyone know why they called a olsen twin…Is it because it was her apartment or apartment building that she owned?
Thats my question if anyone wants to answer it and not just with a random rant it would be appreciated
The massues is either a brass or a drug dealer
Hahaha, shes got some "residue" of some "powdery substance" on her nylons. hmmmmmmmmm
Is it normal to snore when sleeping on stomach?
If I had been in Heath Ledger's position (or any other deceased celebrity), and likely perceived as dead, I would have wanted whoever found me, IF my cell phone was near, and HAD speed-dial numbers on it—to start with speed-dial 1, who was hopefully my mother. Then 2, 3, until they got a very close next of kin or a very very close friend. Who wants the local neighborhood patrols dispatched first to go schlepping & traipsing around in your private residence? If I were dead, please call my Mom first. (Then she could bless you out for not calling 911 first!)
Anyhoo…Heath Ledger was a cool & nice guy. He was humble & a great, intense actor. It is always sad to see a young person with so much to live for be cut short. I feel kind of like I did when Princess Diana died and JFK, Jr. died.
not to sound snarky, as his death is incredibly tragic, but why is this all of the sudden starting to sound like Clue?
the 'masseuse' is not listed online in the ny licensed massage therapist verifications, so it looks like she was a whore, not a professional massage therapist, as reported.
Duh! Are you all idiots? This was obviously (and allegedly), that famously always deadly combination of Propecia and Viagra! This is a hair raising tragedy! Who's next, Mr. Miss John (I Smell an audit) Travolta, Mr. Miss Jack (I warned her) Nicholson? You know she better watch out! I see a cliff in her future! What about the very awful Mr. Miss Bruce la Willis? She's a famous mess, and addicted to viagra from what my x-dealer tells me! Not to mention all those failed hair transplants. Ouch!, " Rumor" has it. Suffering even greater embarassment than the folically challenged, Mr. Miss Matthew (What's-her-fuss) McConnaughey! The only real woman out there is Mr. Miss (Wigs and Hats Herself) Ben Afleck - man enough to brave it under the glare of the spot in dynell! Till then kids!
she looks like a mini-axl rose with that hair and that hat!
Re: LannaBanana –
I smell conspiracy…
Connected to writers strike? Connected to Cloverfield?
I find it interesting that he was supposed to film about a traveling theater by a guy who sold his soul to the devil. Sound like Hollywood?
Interesting that he was playing the part of "JOKER" from DC comics. I have been seeing allot of "DC" references in hollywood lately.
Joker was modeled after the Jester - who played both sides - for the people and for the king. He was called a fool and no one took his words seriously, so he was able to say allot of clever things without worrying too much about treason.
And the ambulance came at 3:33PM? The number 33 is significant in the Aryan movement. Look it up people! The Freemasons are at work here…
Remember that any "GUILD" like the Writers Guild was founded by the freemasons.
And the movie was called "Dark Knight"… "Knight" is from the times of "Knights Templar" who are linked to the Freemasons.
How is this related at all? There is a huge conspiracy happening people - look at our economics, weather changes, extreme excess with our youth… all these drugs… why? The "New World Order" may be the connection here.
This is such a sad tragedy… He was a brilliant actor…
Ok, f*cking idiot. Then dumb bitch should have called the cops RIGHT AWAY! Maybe he could've had a better chance. If you find someone laying face down NOT BREATHING then you call the cops not a "friend"! Dumb bitch. Something is very shady about the situation.
Are you fuckin kidding me?
This poor man is not responsive and she calls Mary Kate Olsen??? what could that little troll so all the WAY IN CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!! What the Fuck! Stupid douche bag…..
Sounds like a wannabe pulp fiction cover-up to me.
So why did she call Olsen before 911? Very bad choice. She clearly chose to "connect" with Olsen versus doing the right thing. As if Olsen has the magic to do something over the phone. This is tragic…he might have been saved had she acted sooner.
I have to respectfully disagree with you here. The last thing this country needs is another corrupt power-hungry leader, regardless of party lines. I am an independent voter myself, but I find that many of my passions align with Ron Paul's ideals. And actually, Ron Paul is Libertarian, but of course running on a third party ticket would never get him anywhere. I wouldn't call the race yet– after all, he took second for the Republican vote in the Nevada caucases. Just because mainstream media refuses to acknowledge him, (HELLLO PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) doesn't mean he's out yet. And who is his competition to win the Republican ticket?? a load of douchebags. I won't vote if he's not on the ticket (why encourage them??) There's still 9 or so months til November, and his followers grow every day. But if you researched like you say you do, you know that already.
I work in the natural health field, so I am constantly researching and trying to inform others about the corruption of this current health industry. Of course I would like to believe in personal responsibility, and I certainly take it for myself, but to expect my fellow Americans to is a pipe dream in this country. The gov't does recognize this— take seat belt laws, for example. They know that the average American is ignorant and irresponsible. They use this to their advantage!
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Some people may feel like there's no reason to not trust their doctor. They don't even consider doing research. Does this mean they deserve to die? I'm interested to know what medications you take, because if you truly research them like you say, you would not take ANY. Did you know? BIG PHARMA cherry-picks its studies, suppressing those that speak the truth and promoting those that use junk science to support drugs at all. The FDA is part of the deal, so is the NIH. HUGE HUGE conflicts of interest, corruption, fraud, you name it. The People should not be Big Pharma's guinea big, but pills ARE pushed down our throats via heavy advertising, suppression of alternative health, and of course, our own doctors.
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What really killed Heath Ledger?? Chemicals that have ZERO business being in the human body. PLEASE look at the facts instead of buying into the glamour of "suicide" or "overdose" or "scandal"…
That is all. Ron Paul 2008!!
I saw that S.K.A.N.K. in the bathroom of the Bowery Hotel blowin' Bolognese chunks and heard her "put her motor in the water" (FART like a Weinstein at the Waverly - Poor Pur Georgina- for those of you not in the know and who can't figure it out). Enema. Smelled like a teen Schnabels'. Hi Perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you snoozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. OINK! Till then Kids!
She should have noticed something wasn't right the first time she went in the bedroom and noticed he was snoring while lying on his STOMACH!!!
Wow wtf. That Diana Wolozin lady wasted what like 45 minutes of precious time that could have maybe saved his life. What a moron. If someone is laying uncouncious, why would YOU NOT CALL AN AMBULANCE?!??! I feel like she should be punished, wtf? calling some random teeny boppin olsen twin? Who is this Lady?!?!?!
OMG. Everyone is so worried about getting fired and causing a commotion that nobody called the police in time and instead seek advisement from A little Olsen twin??? OMFG!!
I feel like bashing that masueses head in!!! She JUST MIGHT of been able to save heath if she did what anyother normal person would do and ring the emergency services (911 in usa). What the hell was she thinking??? i bet i know…$$$$$$!!! stupid fucking idiot, this is driving me insane, she needs to be put down NOW.
Surely theres an even dumber american out there with a gun they just bought from the corner store…go shoot the bitch down!!!!
you gotta wonder…why did the massuese call an Olsen twin before calling the paramedics/911? it all seems very bizarre to me. Perez plz try 2 investigate that.
Re: danyelle – plenty of people sleep on there stomach, but i hear where your coming from, these two 'hired helpers' could of fucking saved his life if they wernt so stupid.
So, famously and allegedly, that "masseuse" was a 'Hop Head hand-er out-er" (read: dealer) and what wife ever kicked a "husband' out for 'allegedly' dabbling in Hop Up? I hear that N.Y. Tomes scoop reporter, allegedly writes, "he was kicked out for his interest in 'downtowning' it. " (i.e. Browntown!) {As in Yellowtape, Dr. Nova, & Exectutive - out on the wrong coast commonly known as "The LaBrea Tar Pits"!} Just ask 'my Cuz', Mr. Miss Britney (What Kids?) Spears ! ! Remember when "the Rumor" had to be checked with "the coats"? … good time indeed!
Till Then Kids!
Re: Melanie – OMG…get over yourself. The story is about the guys death and your comment is…its massage therapist not masseuse and we're sick of that?? Just a little bit self centered aren't you?? unbelievable.
Re: Amethyste – i hope u mean that n the most unfunniest way. i was saying that, like, wheres Gyllenghal? he most be fucked up about it man. i know i am and i didnt even know the guy. itz just too sad.
Re: dianne – LMAO i was thinking the same thing!! She was probably on her knees sucking cock all day cuz shes stupid skanky anorexic bitch
Re: jhrv645o875tbu – lmao but in a sad kinda way but itz tru man WTF! we cant judge ppl when there in a situation like that, you dont think straight, you know, when ur panicing, i mean the man was naked, and dead at the same time. I would be freaked out too. not enoughh to call mary kate or ashley, but still.
Re: OSCARBUZZ – interesting
Uhhhh, one more thing for all you geniuses out there in Tinsletown: that famously and allegedly wasn't snoring, but rather, it was the famous Mr. Miss (Just one doctor) Death Rattle! ! ! (I gave one to each of Brits Brats in .999Sterling when Daddsy split) Till then Kids!
Evveryone says why did they call her first but I vaguely remember that happened with Anna Nicole SMith. Didnt they call the security people first?
Housekeepers should get Hazard Pay!
HEATH PROBABLY WOULD HAVE LIVED IF THE MASSUESE CALLED 911 FIRST INSTEAD OF MARY KATE AND HER BODY GUARD. THAT WAS STUPID. COMMON SENSE TELLS YOU GET HELP FROM THE AUTHORITIES FIRST.
THIS IS WHAT HEATH MAY HAVE OVERDOSED ON.
TAKEN FROM AUSTRALIAN NEWSPAPER.
THE MASSEUSE SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE COPS FIRST. WHAT CAN AN OLSEN TWIN BODY GUARD DO. I'M SO GLAD THE COPS MADE IT THERE FIRST SO THEY WOULD NOT HAVE TO COVER THIS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Called Ambien in the US, the tablet is marketed as Stilnox Down Under and hit headlines last year when a national drug hotline fielded calls from users reporting strange side-effects.
Some 500 people described odd behaviours from walking, crashing cars, having sex and falling from balconies after popping a pill.
One patient gained 23 kilograms over seven months after unknowingly eating from the refrigerator while asleep. Another patient woke up with a paintbrush in her hand after painting the front door.
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CALL SOMEONE IN LA FOR ASSISTANCE WHEN YOU'RE IN A NEW YORK APT?!?!? .
-_- she should have called 911 first, THEN whoever the hell she wanted and felt appropriate. :/
Why does she have dirt on her knee?
Re: Heath Fan – YOU ARE SOO FUCKING DUMB I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COMMENT……WHICH IS A FIRST FOR ME.
interesting seeing as yesterdays NYT blog on his death said the apt was owned by MK.
Called Ambien in the US, the tablet is marketed as Stilnox Down Under and hit headlines last year when a national drug hotline fielded calls from users reporting strange side-effects.
Some 500 people described odd behaviours from walking, crashing cars, having sex and falling from balconies after popping a pill.
One patient gained 23 kilograms over seven months after unknowingly eating from the refrigerator while asleep. Another patient woke up with a paintbrush in her hand after painting the front door.
Re: Bye Sarah – OK.MS NATURALIST….FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I HOPE YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON YOUR "ALL NATURAL VEGAN-ORGANIC LASAGNA MADE OF TREE BARK THAT YOU HUGGED YOURSELF…
Re: Bye Sarah – SECOND….HOW CAN YOU BLAME "BIG PHARM" companies?……thet save thousands more lives than they destroy…I don't like what stand for,but that a different story..but for you to say all our medical woes can be cured with natural and holistic medicine is FUCKING CRAZY…….or maybe i'm not eating enough "tree bark or grass root" or whatever the fuck you eat
If I ever have a drug overdose someone please call Mary Kate Olsen immediately because you know that's totally going to save my life…This "masseuse" should be blamed. It took 36 minutes after he'd been found for her to call someone who could actually help. SMH
Gee, this person is dead or dying…. Who should I call??? A doctor? No….. A paramedic…… No. A person with SOME ounce of medical trainig? No…… I'll call a security guard! WTH?????
Um, I heard this was just a rumor about Mary-Kate. Then I heard a commercial from the local News channel saying something about Mary-Kate having a connection to it all…. damn. What's the truth? It's 10:30 and the news comes on at 11, so maybe we'll find out the truth.
I'm pretty sure when the maid thought she heard heath snoring he was probably dying right at the second which you can't blame her if she thought he was snoring but for them to call someone else on his phone sounds like they were calling to see what they should get rid of before the cops came
If EMS got there at 3:33pm and started CPR and then stopped at 3:36pm he had to have not only been dead but "cold and dead". You don't stop CPR after only 3 minutes. This isn't like TV. In the hospital, at times we have worked on people for close to an hour before finally stopping. There is way more to this story than is being shared.
Olsen skank is just a drugged up slut!
This is weird. A mystery just like Avva Nicole. Why did they wait so long?
Apparently you only have to have gotten to 3rd grade to become a masseuse. What an idiot. And wtf was the Olsen doing calling SECURITY? Are these people disabled?
This COULD NOT be true. He was pronounced dead after EMS working on him for 3 minutes when someone heard him snoring only 2 hours before? Not gonna happen — a young guy would be worked on at least 30-45 minutes unless he had clearly been dead for quite a while.
Re: Heather – AS A PARAMEDIC,THEY never worked him for 3 min…they prob.hooked him up to the monitor,confirmed he was in asystole,looked for lividity and rigor mortis,,and then called the hospital for a time of death……If you have worked in a hosp..then you will agree…….this is what took 3 minutes
WTF. Maybe she should have called 911 immediately when she saw he wasn't moving, breathing, stirring or looking alive. A dead body is a dead body. If you've seen one, you know instantly it's dead. You don't need to be told and this cannot be explained to the mere mortals who haven't seen this (not recommended, of course, but shit happens). Personally, if something happens to me, I am going to make sure that my husband doesn't call Mary-Kate Olson for help, for Chrissakes.
I have worked with both of them (Heath and Mary-Kate), and they are both voracious cocaine addicts. This is likely why they were such good friends.
For petes sake she looks like the mad hatter! Nice coke powder on the insanely ugly pants. With all that money couldn't she buy some taste?
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Just stupid. I don't get it.
why is no one commenting on the cocaine stains on her leggings.
i don't know why i've waited so long to comment on this, but it must be said. the connection between the two is purely drug related. the friendship connection was fueled by a shared dealer, and the housekeeper knew of Heath's drug history, so she called his known drug connection for advice. i know this for fact. absolute, 100% fact.
who knows if this post will actually get posted, or noticed. Heath, rest in peace. you will be missed, you were a wonderful, brilliant human being.
D is right-
This happens alot more than we know. Celebrities o.d. and are revived and receive treatment on the D.L. they prob. thought he would be okay and getting police or EMS involved would alert the media so opted to send thier own people to take care of it until she realized how serious it really was- she was prob. freaked out and did the first thing she thought she should do. If she called EMS first and it turned out to be somrthing his people could have taken care of and he had lived she prob. would have gotten alot of shit for not keeping it private and could have been blacklisted as a whistle blower . Maybe MKO was the last person he called on his cell and she just pressed talk.
Famously and allegedly it went a lil something like this:
Ring … … … Ring … … … Ring … … … RIng
Hello? . . . Uh, Ashley? Oh, hi MK.! Listen, we have a situa… . . . . . Yeah, .. .. .. .. It's Diana …. …. …. Wol . . . uhhh, your masuese - uh, your massage therapist? no, we met through Amy, remember?? .. .. .. at her party for Heath Ledger at the Beatrice Inn . .. Hi, hi, hi. listen you seated? … … … yeah, I'm alright. . . Yeah…… …… …. … maybe later, but listen .. .. .. yeah, now listen Ashley - oh I'm sorry, MK, listen, so I'm at Heath's- Heath's .. .. .. no, not Keith's, - Heath Ledger's in SOHO . . . . . . . . . no, I'm near the Apple Store . . . . .. . .. anyway, he's dead asleep but maybe he's just, uh, dead? Dunno. Anyway, listen, I, I need some help . . . but discreet, ah? Alright, call back - - - then just send your security guys to help me get him cleaned up and stuff? …. …. …. …. Yeah, I'll wait for them. . . huh? — — — Nothing on me hon. — — — but call me later. No, wait a few days. have your guy call Theresa. Like in a day or two. .. .. yeah, bye . . .
Till then kids! (0ops!) Re: Kewpee Van Buren* –
`But daaammn bitch, you mean to tell me that 'famously and allegedly' them Olson Twin Skanks have street drug creds? Faschizzle! You mean those skinny bitches have Olson Twin Crack Pipes, Pipe Screens, Ghetto Lighters and all the necessary accroutremont necessary to fire up, now available at Spenser Gifts & Walmarks Everywhere? damn, you know they have that shit NAFTA made in china (lead free, No Doubt,) Those chicks been eating The Blue Fin Special at Nobu one time too many and now that Mercury's made them insane in the membrane. Till then kids!
WHO? MOI? Well, famously and allegedly, it's being picked up as we read! But you should never trust what you read in print. Even if it only, and/or, nearly really, or never did exist digitally! Why, just ask Mr. Miss Bill 'Swings Both Ways' Gates ! ! Re: BRANDI –
this so much sounds like a murder mystery book that i would love to read!
but RIP Heath…
Uh Sarah (#112), no it won't because we barely hold a candle to the 'overhyped, vicious media' in the UK.
That is a well-known fact.
Think a bit before you open your big piehole, and if you don't like America, then get off our websites, you dumb hypocrite!
what the fuck is she wearing omg get her a sytylist
Hey… she looks just like my chimney sweep
I can't believe the woman who found him was such as COMPLETE IDIOT to call Mary Kate Olsen and not 911 or the police…and then to waste even more time by calling her again to tell her the situation is grave…Jesus, how fucking moronic can one person be, I wish I could slap her…I just can't see what the logic could be behind calling some frivolous celeb who is miles away…she probably just randomly scrolled down the list of phone numbers on his cell and called the first famous name she recognised…bitch!…I hope she gets slaughtered by the media, probably won't happen though…