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Quit This Shit

Filed under: Diddy

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Diddy is changing his name yet again!

The artist formerly known as [fill in your favorite] now wants to be known by the name of his clothing company.

"I have always evolved and taken a different name," he says. "Right now I want to be Sean John because that’s where I am right now.”

Soooo stupid.

We'll just call him Long Dong!

Update:

"Recent reports of a name change are totally false, he is still Diddy. He is currently in "Sean John" mode as the upcoming Sean John fashion show is scheduled for February 8th in New York," states a spokesperson for Sean Combs.

[Image via WENN.]

173 comments to “Quit This Shit”

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  1. I've got the perfect name for you. says – reply to this


    101

    How bout "arrogant asshole" yeah that's perfect.

  2. I've got the perfect name for you. says – reply to this


    102

    How bout "arrogant asshole" yeah that's perfect.

  3. I've got the perfect name for you. says – reply to this


    103

    How bout "arrogant asshole" yeah that's perfect.

  4. I've got the perfect name for you. says – reply to this


    104

    How bout "arrogant asshole" yeah that's perfect.

  5. I've got the perfect name for you. says – reply to this


    105

    How bout "arrogant asshole" yeah that's perfect.

  6. I Made It Up says – reply to this


    106

    Negro's and their Stupid names……La Quinstitnsee….La Ronadadadad…..
    This is why we will NEVER have a BLACK President….It is embarassing!!!!!

  7. negro please says – reply to this


    107

    hows about black bastard !!! ?

  8. negro please says – reply to this


    108

    hows about black bastard !!! ?

  9. negro please says – reply to this


    109

    hows about black bastard !!! ?

  10. candijmc says – reply to this


    110

    good name perez! i like long dong better!! =0)

  11. Mia says – reply to this


    111

    I call him stupid stupid stupid ass!

  12. How's This? says – reply to this


    112

    How ’bout:

    Scruff Niggy?

    See Monkey?

    Morch Punkey?

    Big Toofy?

  13. How's This? says – reply to this


    113

    Sell Outie?

    Thank Whitey?

    Grow Uppy?

  14. momo says – reply to this


    114

    More like ding dong

  15. Hater says – reply to this


    115

    JUST CALL HIM ARROGANT DICKHEADED ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. How's This? says – reply to this


    116

    Smell Icky?

    Big Dummy?

    Fug Fakey?

    Face Funky?

  17. haha says – reply to this


    117

    Just call him JIGABOO

  18. Lynsey says – reply to this


    118

    I still call him Puffy…

  19. How's This? says – reply to this


    119

    Butt Ugly

    Big Headie?

    Short PeePee?

  20. Get Real says – reply to this


    120

    I have it……..
    Retarded Ghetto Ass Coat Tail Riding, No talented, Shitty Singing, Egotistical, Arrogant, Unattractive, Snot slinging, Pill popping, Cum burping, piece of Shit

  21. Lesley says – reply to this


    121

    Long dong! hahah! I actually laughed out loud.

  22. dial 911 says – reply to this


    122

    Re: Punk – howling!!!!!!!! thats funny!! :)

  23. hillary sux says – reply to this


    123

    Re: I Made It Up – hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. headon I hate your product says – reply to this


    124

    Re: Get Real – hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too funny!!!

  25. Whatever! says – reply to this


    125

    I think I'll just stick to calling him dipshit! What a dumbass! Normal people don't change their name everytime they "evolove".

  26. Nancy says – reply to this


    126

    I think he should change is name to "dipshit"…who cares what he calls himself..under whatever name he is just a "HASBEEN"!!!!

  27. diddlypoo says – reply to this


    127

    fucking imbecil works for me. this guy is a douchbag, always has been and always will be. take his entourage away from him and he's nothing but a pussy! Acts all tought and shit surrounded by ten people at all times. Needs to get smacked like a bitch!

  28. TVDinner says – reply to this


    128

    *eyes rolling* What a dumbass.

  29. ewqewq says – reply to this


    129

    how about poopy or poopy turd, or poppy turd poopy, p turd, p little willy, poop whore, diddly, or notorious S.M.A.L.L.?

  30. nick cant drive 55 says – reply to this


    130

    I think his next new name will be Porch Monkey

  31. jbonz says – reply to this


    131

    Why not call yourself "Violen T" or "Soci-O Path", since that's also "where you're at"?

  32. jbonz says – reply to this


    132

    Why not call yourself "Violen T" or "Soci-O Path" since that's where you're really at?

  33. AHHH Yeeya says – reply to this


    133

    No matter how much he tries to "evolve" he still looks like a mouth breathing ape boy.

  34. UGH says – reply to this


    134

    God I hate this guy!!!! P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Puffy Pot Pie……who cares!!!!

  35. Jade says – reply to this


    135

    foget sean john…or even long dong….it's more like ding dong

  36. STUPID TRICK says – reply to this


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    Re: yup – Do we really need this!!?? Grow up what if this was Tom Ford (Who!?!?) yes I am sure you don't know who that is. What would you say to him grow up F*g!? America FUCK…No! I think he is trying to reinvent his self and he is and has in the past done a good job of it. You know you are just hating cause he has the money you don't have! Lol

  37. SOOO SAD says – reply to this


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    Re: I Made It Up – Negro's!!? Lol! I haven't heard that in a while. YOU racist people out there need to stop hating on this you man because he has what you want…Money, Fame, Women, etc etc. He can do what ever the hell he wants. Negro's and their stupid names….Lol! You are an idiot with a common plain name I am so sure. I understand you want to stand out and be noticed so why don't you change your name to Racist Jane or Racist Jon.

  38. Pee Did He says – reply to this


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    Now lookie here mo fo bro's. I be ah changin my name anytime I wants ho's. I gotz dah money and iz rich. Don't nobody fuck wit me cause I iz dah man and doesn't you forget it. You duzn't likes it den go fuck yerselvs.

  39. Puff Daddy Forever! says – reply to this


    139

    I don't care what he changes his name to, I've always and will continue to refer to him as Puffy. That's what Biggie called him and that shall be his name forever!

  40. ------- says – reply to this


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    Re: kieran

    i completely agree

  41. annie m says – reply to this


    141

    shit, i was just thinking about this last night when i flipped to something about making the band, "when is that douche going to change his name again?"

  42. mari says – reply to this


    142

    oh shut up and get over yourself. i will always call his ass puff daddy. evolving. pshhh!

  43. mamaL says – reply to this


    143

    does he also not realise that Sean is Irish for John so his name is actually John John

  44. sunshine says – reply to this


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    You know what is the most ridiculous thing about this? Sean MEANS John in Gaelic…so essentially, his name is John John and he doesn't even realize how ridiculous that is.

  45. the man says – reply to this


    145

    john john how about dumb dumb

  46. lex says – reply to this


    146

    whatever he is puffy just like he always has been, besides he cant be diddy cuz he got sued by some brittish performer and lost

  47. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


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    Sean John is a good switch, and represents his interests in a more suitable, mature and sophisticated way. He always has it going on.

  48. who cares says – reply to this


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    Re: yup

    I bet you won't say that to his face, coward! Can you guys please come up with something else insulting besides the N word. It's truly getting old.

  49. Missy Marie says – reply to this


    149

    Maybe soon it will be "The Artist Formally Known as Puff Daddy"….then he can go through all his other names too…..SAD.

    :)

  50. Get A Grip says – reply to this


    150

    I've been calling him "Dip Shitty" for at least three years…I think I'll just stick with that

  51. Robert says – reply to this


    151

    …or Shole!!!!

  52. AMO says – reply to this


    152

    Get over yourself! I still refer to him as Puff Daddy… is that bad?

  53. Carl says – reply to this


    153

    That is perhaps the ultimate in arrogance, to have people constantly call you a different name. This guy is such an asshole, I can't even name one of his songs.

  54. gillian says – reply to this


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    What a confused black man. He pimp out his bedroom information about the mother of his children. He thinks is milking the money of stupid people who buy his stuff. That perfume smells like shit and he need to do something positive with his money and growup. I personally do not respect him.

  55. Dan says – reply to this


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    When will he just give up on his life. He's just another failed rapper who has to resort to putting out a clothing line and other bullshit to make up for his expenses. And as far as changing your name, who gives a shit. You Egotistical Loser! Hey.. that name has a nice sound to it.

  56. John John - What a dork!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: sunshine – Haha!!! That's funny!!!

  57. Maxine says – reply to this


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    i dont care what you call him- He still looks like shit! he is so damn ugly to me! i dont see why he even trys- He cant sing! he cant act, (only stupid) he need to think about what he should be calling his "babyIES momm" Hite hite wife asshole!!!!

  58. alex says – reply to this


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    the man has no talent, so he needs gimmicks to stay current.

  59. morgan says – reply to this


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    WHO GIVES A FIDDLY FUCK!!!

  60. Jeff says – reply to this


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    He's an asshole!

  61. radii says – reply to this


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    the most PRETENTIOUS IDIOT CLOWN OF ALL TIME should be this ghetto retard's name

  62. Suzanne says – reply to this


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    I don't think anyone truly gives a shit.

  63. rhoni says – reply to this


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    first of all.. im pretty sure perez hilton isnt ur real name. ur such a fat fucking hypocrite give it uuuuuupppppp

  64. richard03 says – reply to this


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    this fucker had Biggie set up!!!!! LOSER!!!

  65. Snickers says – reply to this


    165

    DORK!! Why doesn't he just change his name to "The Guy Who Takes Rock Songs by the Police and Led Zeppelin And Does Bad Raps Over Them"?????

  66. Red says – reply to this


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    I'd like to take a huge shit in this guy's mouth. I won't even shop at Macy's anymore because they carry his ghetto slop water and had him in their holiday commercial. When is he gonna get a drive by?

  67. karl says – reply to this


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    lets just call him ASSHOLE and get it over with.

  68. Sandeana says – reply to this


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    Sean Combs has gone from the stage names of "Puff Daddy", and "Diddy". He
    wants to change it yet again? How about "Ding Dong?" That is the one that would suit him beat at this time. No, let me change that. "Dingbat" would be a better one yet!

  69. KENNETH says – reply to this


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    I always call this FUG, PUFF DADDY but LONG DONG is a FUNNY ONE Perez or how about USELESS ARROGANT DOUCHE BAG ASSHOLE :)

  70. NO I WILL SAY THE N WORD TO HIS FACE says – reply to this


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    Re: who cares – AND THEN SPIT ON HIM AND TELL HIM TO GET OVER HERSELF , FUCKING CLOSET QUEEN DOUCHE BAG !!!!!

    I bet you this ASSHOLE is one of those guys that is LIVING ON THE DOWN LOW HAVING SEX WITH OTHER APES LIKE HIMSELF AND THEN LIE ABOUT IT AND SPREADING DISEASES BY GOING AROUND AND FUCKING ANYTHING THAT MOVES

    I FUCKING HATE THIS DOUCHE BAG !!!!

  71. James says – reply to this


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    Re: SpadeAShovel. – what drugs are you on ?????
    sophisticated???? no dumbass this asshole is GHETTO just like yourself DOUCHE BAG
    : )

  72. Miley Cyrus sucks ass says – reply to this


    172

    Who cares about this idiot, he's yesterday's new Perez. P. Diddy or Puff Daddy or asshole whatever he is calling himself these days, somebody should tell him:GROW UP ALREADY, PUNK!

  73. Nunya says – reply to this


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    That was your name from the beginning DUMB ASS!! And he needs to be in the same ranks as R. Kelly. Trying to act like he's not messing with Cassie. They all need the HIV meds, cause as much as Hollywood is sleeping around with eachother they are all bound to get it. GROSS ass Hollywood. Someone needs to shoot every REALITY(NOT) Star with a tranquilizer, cause I don't want them to die or anything, but maybe just shut the fuck up already. And another thing, telling people how much your shit is worth $$$$, TACKY. And they have the nerve to think they have class. PLEASE!!!

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