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Calling War On Scientology!

Filed under: Etc.

This is some scary Matrix shit!

A group calling themselves "Anonymous" has declared war against Scientology and created this creepy video announcing their campaign.

Here they are, in their own words:

"Hello, Scientology. We are Anonymous.

Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind–for the laughs–we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.

You cannot hide; we are everywhere.

We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day–and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.

Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.

Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "Church", the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No–they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are SPs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of the RTC.

Knowledge is free.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

WE DO NOT FORGET.

Expect us."

1017 comments to “Calling War On Scientology!”

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  1. Shan says – reply to this


    101

    1st!!!

  2. girl says – reply to this


    102

    first

  3. mavs says – reply to this


    103

    yeee

  4. megazz says – reply to this


    104

    weird.

  5. white balls says – reply to this


    105

    first assholes

  6. boww says – reply to this


    106

    yikes!

  7. Carly says – reply to this


    107

    FIRST?

    That's some scary shit.

  8. brooke says – reply to this


    108

    wow.

  9. k8 says – reply to this


    109

    creepy

  10. Jane says – reply to this


    110

    Hahaha this is funny. The caption doesn't match the video. :D

  11. xie says – reply to this


    111

    damn, that IS creepy. i'm with anyone who's against scientology, though

  12. April says – reply to this


    112

    Crazy shizzz…….

  13. Lola says – reply to this


    113

    WTF??

  14. Duh says – reply to this


    114

    Thats right time to bring em down. I am all for it show how fake it is and save the peolpe from this cult!!!

  15. ... says – reply to this


    115

    OKAY!!

  16. Forest says – reply to this


    116

    Lol. This is like something out of a sci fi book…Irony! When the strike is over someone should write a kick ass Matrix-like movie with this as the premise.

  17. Xenu Loves You says – reply to this


    117

    I 100% support the terroro…uh, activities of Anonymous. Motherfuckers in the church are slandering my good name too much.

  18. FIRST says – reply to this


    118

    fuck

  19. Alex says – reply to this


    119

    WTF where do u find this shit

  20. hellen says – reply to this


    120

    hahhaha welll aint that something

  21. Jenna says – reply to this


    121

    Shit! I gotta admit scientologists can be weird but that is no reason to aniolate them! These people are fucking lunitics! This is some terrorist shit they are doing!

  22. coastalhd says – reply to this


    122

    Great, more nutjobs!

  23. anonymous says – reply to this


    123

    Your demise shall come as well, Perez Hilton.

  24. mavericks own you says – reply to this


    124

    yeeeeee

  25. dani says – reply to this


    125

    FIRRSTT!

  26. Jessica says – reply to this


    126

    That is quite creepy!!!

  27. m says – reply to this


    127

    creepy

  28. p says – reply to this


    128

    froot loops

  29. i love you perez says – reply to this


    129

    1st!!! nottttt

  30. MARTY says – reply to this


    130

    TOM IS GOING DOWN!!!!!!…..(creepy)

  31. matsie says – reply to this


    131

    WTF!!!!

  32. Yeahhh says – reply to this


    132

    This should be fun

  33. Diane says – reply to this


    133

    creepy

  34. Anna says – reply to this


    134

    Woah. Creepy.

  35. Chrissy says – reply to this


    135

    AHHHH!!!!

  36. Alex says – reply to this


    136

    Third?

  37. Nyn says – reply to this


    137

    Interesting! I'm rooting for these guys, whomever they might be.

  38. Yop says – reply to this


    138

    Die Tom ! DIIIIIIE

  39. WHitney says – reply to this


    139

    I don't care what anyone says - Religion screws the world up.

  40. PenisForBrains says – reply to this


    140

    That was the coolest shit ever!,,,,,,,,,I HOPE THEY DESTROY THAT LAME ASS CULT FOR GOOD!,,,,,its such a scam!

  41. Jafitzs says – reply to this


    141

    Wow, am I the first to post???

  42. Wojamo says – reply to this


    142

    That's some scary shit!!!

  43. Daniella says – reply to this


    143

    FIRSTT!

  44. nan says – reply to this


    144

    wtf…………….first!

  45. mama says – reply to this


    145

    I think Stephen Hawking is behind it.

  46. first says – reply to this


    146

    first!

  47. lo says – reply to this


    147

    okay that is some creepy stuff.
    like really.

  48. Mary says – reply to this


    148

    Am I first?

  49. carrie hilton says – reply to this


    149

    k that is just crazy!!!!

  50. xxchihuasxx says – reply to this


    150

    Some scary shut…. lost of crazy people out there…. First!!

  51. hahahah says – reply to this


    151

    That is awesome. Down with Cruise. He's stupid.

  52. Gina says – reply to this


    152

    At least it's a very theatrical letter… Maybe these are some of the writer's having a good time while the strike is still going on.

  53. Miss D-Licious says – reply to this


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    I'm not religious at all but I can see people being confused about other religions such as Islam,Catholisism but Scientology is not even a religion it's sort of like a cult built on celebrities money. It doesn't even sound right the "religion" of Scientology" Who and Where do they worship? If Tom Cruise told them to chase to the comet or whatever the hell would they all drink that "special punch"

  54. Little Red says – reply to this


    154

    Hell yes. I have lived in Hollywood for 7 years. its about time someone took these bastards on!

  55. AK says – reply to this


    155

    creepy sh*t!!

  56. I hate Tom Cruise says – reply to this


    156

    This is the best thing that has ever happened

  57. heather says – reply to this


    157

    firrst..maybe? lol
    perez i heart you so muchhh
    email me!!!!!
    :0)

  58. melly says – reply to this


    158

    what? that's weird…

  59. wendy says – reply to this


    159

    good. though i'm a big believer in believing whatever you want, scientology creeps me out.

  60. jesse says – reply to this


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    154th

  61. DannyG says – reply to this


    161

    Awesome.

  62. afterglow says – reply to this


    162

    first post, that is very creepy.

  63. Telly says – reply to this


    163

    Nicole Kidman, is that you???

  64. Alexis says – reply to this


    164

    is it me or does anyone else have goosbumps after watching that…..so freaky!

  65. Victoria says – reply to this


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    Creepy, can't we just let people be?

  66. Libby says – reply to this


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    Here Here

  67. Average Jane says – reply to this


    167

    Cool.
    Like for like.
    Well earned, well deserved.
    Let the games begin!
    .
    PS what the hell is an SP?

  68. HAH says – reply to this


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    first!!!!

  69. stephanie says – reply to this


    169

    what the heck..that is messed up

  70. Georgia Girl says – reply to this


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    OMG!!! Am I first? I've always dreamed of this day: AND HERE IT IS! Alas, I have won the coveted spot of first!!!!

  71. sunshinesbetter says – reply to this


    171

    loves it : )

  72. Rakka says – reply to this


    172

    4chan!

  73. Anonymous SP says – reply to this


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    SP soul brother #1

    we are now +1 more

  74. 666 says – reply to this


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    Religion is a cult…I have no faith distracting me, i know why your prayers will never be answered. GOD HATES US ALL.

  75. Brooke says – reply to this


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    That is some seriously scary shit. I hate Tom Cruise, but I'd take his side over these freaks.

  76. Julia says – reply to this


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    you dont forgive, you dont forget, AND you've got too much time on your hands! i'm definitely expecting you to burst out of your mom's basement in your knit argyle sweaters, clutching your Snapple bottles with your Xbox wireless controllers stuffed in your cargo pockets declaring war, screaming at scientologists while your mom screams at you to take out the trash..

  77. thomasina says – reply to this


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    THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!! SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WANTS TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF THE ALIENS!!!

  78. pinky says – reply to this


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    hahah OH! this is to good! I love it!

  79. Fimi says – reply to this


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    What a big pile of bs… Just some text spoken by some nerds iMac hahaha!
    …and what about The Matrix? It's just some architectural videoreel

  80. erin says – reply to this


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    woah, creepy.

  81. h says – reply to this


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  82. Laurolicious says – reply to this


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    what is SP and RTC?

  83. Sobo says – reply to this


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    interesting

  84. FunMobility says – reply to this


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    Submit fun pics to www.funmobility.com/rufun.html for a chance to win $1,000.

  85. Laura says – reply to this


    185

    What? This is like something out of LonelyGirl15!

  86. Mellisa DUVAL says – reply to this


    186

    WEIRD!

  87. Seagrin says – reply to this


    187

    CREEEEPY. Tom's lawyers are on the case!

  88. mtco says – reply to this


    188

    hahaha whatttttf.

  89. Perez's Big Fat Girlfriend says – reply to this


    189

    OH its so on bitches! I love this. Sounds like a new concept for a comic book series.

  90. detached says – reply to this


    190

    That. Was. Awesome.

  91. picard says – reply to this


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    priceless….

  92. Striking Writers says – reply to this


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    Striking writers with nothing to do.

  93. mabel says – reply to this


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    it's too late! scientology is everywhere! :(

    what's the reasoning behind a scientologist? some guy who used to write science fiction can make people believe in a religion that only makes sense in a novel in the science fiction aisle. what?

  94. karrie says – reply to this


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    Legion is the demon that possessed a man in the bible.The demons that composed Legion were aware of the tremendous power of Jesus, and begged to be spared from being tossed back into the bottomless pit of Hell. Jesus cast the demons out of the man and, granting their request, allowed them to dwell in a herd of pigs. The pigs then drowned themselves in the Sea of Galilee.
    This Anonymous shouldn't try to be so ummmm predictable.

  95. A says – reply to this


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    Wow. I hope it comes to pass. SCARY!

  96. anonymous says – reply to this


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    WELCOME TO LAST WEEK PEREZ

  97. michelethebelle says – reply to this


    197

    hahaha, the "legion" consists of a bunch of bored teenagers and loser adults who play too many fantasy video games and watch Lord of the Rings 100 times over.

  98. Creepy says – reply to this


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    It is Stephen Hawking. He is fed up with them. Seriously, that is a very creepy video.

  99. Kiwi says – reply to this


    199

    Holy fuckamoly that's some creepy ass shit!! I'm not a big fan of Scientology but still believe in people's rights to chose their own religion.

  100. sup says – reply to this


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    Knowledge is FREE!!!!! Fuck Scientology.

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